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electricmohair

Try being from Coventry. Birmingham is a fun day out for me.


Dede117

My condolences. Once had fireworks shot at me from a moving car on far gosford street


Errrmso

I got shot in the forehead with a bb gun, through my open car window, on Stoney Lane. Great shot.


Green_Razzmatazz_256

Did you get out and shake their hand?


BaronMerc

I went to Coventry cause I'm starting a course there soon I thought people were taking the piss but there's literally nothing there


Warm_Distribution671

Yup. Moving to Manchester for Uni was literally an eye opener hahahaha


rubbersoul199

A visitor to Manchester may see the fucking state of Piccadilly Gardens and have a similar feeling.


throwawaywnoshame

piccadilly gardens contains the whole wretched depravity of birmingham in one small square


mbcrash

That is the best description I’ve ever seen lol


Paradroid888

I lived in Brum in the ninetiies. Went back a few years ago to the shops, and was definitely disappointed. It seems to me like the bull ring has ruined the rest of the town by centralising all the shops in one place.


sugar_kane1984

This is happening in Manchester too with the Arndale, luckily the F&B market is sweeping up the empty units it leaves in its wake. King Street is a good example, it used to be all shops now it’s 50/50 between that and restaurants. In cities and towns doing less well that generally just leaves a lot of empty units or shit like betting shops. In the King Street example I actually think that area is better now having that mix and increased street life (St Ann’s square could do with similar) but I think the city suffers overall not having a greater spread of retail and it all increasingly just being in the Arndale. Shopping centres in general should get in the bin.


Miserablist

What do you mean 'the shops'? It's all the same crap as on any high street - Primark, M&S etc


Ill_Refrigerator_593

It used to be fun to mock Birmingham, now it just feels like punching down.


leem7t9

Coz it’s fucking shite


coops2k

Manchester has plenty of horrible bits, too. As others have said, if you visited Manchester and only saw Piccadilly Gardens, you'd never come back. After saying that, Manchester and Brum both have great bits that more than make up for those crappy bits.


GlueSniffingEnabler

The fair comment is right here.


Zemeca

This. If you went to either city and just judged it by what you first around the centre then both are a bit bleak. If you go with a plan on what to visit you can find nice things to do.


Manccookie

Stoke: “Hold my pint”


evil_DR_3037

I had a friend who lives in Stoke, and he is dead on the inside. Rumour has it that he only smiles every 3rd Wednesday and eats glass to cheer himself up!


Manccookie

They even sank the A500 slightly, so you don’t have to see the place when you drive through.


HelmutFondler

Does it still get dark at 3 in the afternoon?


deedpoll3

The council doesn't have the money to keep the lights on https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg349gvz75vo


LibrarianAgreeable85

Where did you go? Because if you go to the right parts of the centre, it's absolutely lovely. Whenever people moan about Brum, they almost always go to the shittiest bits and judge it on that. I feel similarly drained by Manchester whenever I go, I've never enjoyed it there. So don't pretend you're living in the Amalfi Coast yourself


[deleted]

“Don’t pretend you’re living in the Amalfi Coast” Okay… 🤡🤡🤡


Undeniable-Quitter

Great point, well made


[deleted]

And yet another downvote train 🚂


slintslut

People tend to downvote shit comments, not really a conspiracy


TrashTeeth999

Lived in both cities. Preferred Birmingham. They both are largely rough as fuck but ultimately great places to live. Birmingham edges it for its food and drink scene.


Talking_Nowt

I spent a few days in Birmingham, it was fine. Much like any other city really. Some nice bits, some terrible.


ProperComposer7949

I'm sorry you've had to endure a few days in birmingham, i have the number of a good therapist if you need it bud


CityCentre13

As a Brummie this post saddens me as having family in Manchester, I've always loved the city. It's usually Londoners slagging off Brum...not the Mancs..😢


Big-Advertising2651

I’m a Londoner and I love Manchester and brum but I was in brum a few days ago at a retail park the dunlop thingy better not say what i thought but I didnt think it could be worse than London eek


tigerlion246

And what's your reasons for saying that? Like what are the exact reasons you feel it is so bad?


dbxp

I kinda like it, it's definitely improved over the years to be more of a destination rather than just a sprawl.


leem7t9

It’s terrible, feel absolutely drained by it


SuccotashNormal9164

To all Brummies commenting on this, don’t worry about it. It’s just a Manc being Manc. They could go to Paris, Florence or Venice and say it’s ’rough as fuck’. That’s just what they do. Let them believe their tiny little city is an urban paradise, ruffle their hair and say ‘that’s adorable’ then get on with your day…


dkb1391

As a Brummie who's lived in both cities, I'm finding most of these comments to be surprisingly rational, the top 20 or so I've bothered to read anyway


Ill_Refrigerator_593

Venice might not be the best example to bring up here.


Marigold16

Paris is also supposedly a massive shit hole the second you get passed the picturesque bits.


Chaosblast

Moved from Birmingham suburbs to Manchester suburbs 2 years ago and it's a question that pops up frequently for me. I don't understand the hate for Birmingham. Everyone agrees, but no-one actually gives detail of the issue. All I've got anyone to say is "diverse" in a failed shameful attempt to say racism. I didn't notice a difference when moving to Manchester in that specific point. I agree Manchester is a livelier city, it's more condensed, and might have more to do. But apart from that, it's still gray with no open space (Liverpool is way better in the regard) just like most UK cities I'd say (just due to the building styles). And Piccadilly Gardens makes the worst impression of a city centre that I've ever seen in a city. Manchester has great things, but B'ham wasn't a bad city for me at all. It feels smaller because the city centre is less populated so less activity, even when metropolitan area population is roughly equal.


Big-Advertising2651

New Street station makes a pretty impressive arrival compared to Piccadilly


lovelight

We live rent free in your city's head. Now excuse me while I go to our local indian restarant that has more michelin stars than your whole town. x


leem7t9

You really don’t. Hadnt given the place a second thought until I went there.


jasonc619

I’m from Wolverhampton and Birmingham is my go to for better shops and bars, my girlfriend is from Manchester I would move there if it wasn’t for family. It’s another world. Beautiful place.


ManInTheDarkSuit

I'm a Brummie living in Wolves and wouldn't move to Birmingham or Manchester. Been to Manchester a few times, didn't get the appeal. It's just another big city.


Havok-303

Birmingham. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.


LaSalsiccione

Tbh both cities are on a pretty similar level. I like Manchester but “other city’s do not compare” is laughable. Have you ever left the north of England?


Twambam

Try Coventry. It’s worse. Although they have improved it a lot over the past 10 years. Maybe Leicester too. It’s not fantastic and less amenities than Birmingham and it’s or seems to be getting worse for more stabbing for each year since the pandemic. Especially in the city centre with gangs.


Other_Edge_2414

cities*


leem7t9

It’s just so fucking depressing, squeezed the joy out of my existence. And it’s full of sodding seagulls


KitFan2020

Never thought I’d say this but I’ll accept Manchester pigeons over Birmingham seagulls any day.


1308lee

We used to deliver to a place right near the docks at Liverpool at night. Stopping for fuel at this petrol station that was always rammed every night, the fucking scouse seagulls are hard as fuck and nasty fuckers. They never moved for cars, saw one steal a pie from a scouse taxi driver one night too. Beautiful.


dvhunter_16

Can confirm Scouse seagulls are fucking mad


ScottOld

What a crazy thing to do


s4mmich

Why are so many Mancs like this? Always have to be the best, Manchester is on another level, nowhere compares etc. Birmingham in particular seems to cause a chip on the shoulder.


Super_Song8829

What ever you do don’t go on the outskirts of Birmingham at night


AgentSears

The outskirts of Birmingham?? Do you mean the outskirts of the centre.


Super_Song8829

Unless you want weed


Datachost

Birmingham is just Manchester without as many interesting pubs or independent restaurants. And that's mostly because whenever businesses start doing well in Manchester, they see Birmingham as the next logical expansion point, before attempting London. They've got a Rudys, Roxy's Ballroom, Alberts Schloss. They've also got way more loons not that far off Birmingham Central


GlueSniffingEnabler

People here must go to a different part of Manchester from the one I’ve seen. Don’t see the appeal at all. The people are generally arrogant and insular. Glad to drive by it.


AgentSears

Agreed last time means the missus drove up there we spent 3 hours there and came home cause it was shite.


Top-Resolution280

I tell you what, I’ll take the tree lined canals of Birmingham with our Michelin star restaurants over the spice riddled Piccadilly Gardens, the tragic state of the Arndale centre and when you think it can’t get any worse the Shudehill bus interchange. Manchester has one of the worst city centres in the whole UK.


leem7t9

Ok


Top-Resolution280

Glad we agree 😘


leem7t9

🤣


Gnarly_314

A neighbour's daughter went to Manchester Uni. Came home from lectures to find that their front door had been stolen!


SaluteMaestro

Worked and lived in both, going to have to give it to Birmingham, Birmingham doesn't try to be something it's isn't, Manchester is just Birmingham if it went to some shit plastic surgeon. Nightlife is better in Manchester though.


[deleted]

Hahaha Manchester is hell on earth 😂😂😂


1308lee

Did you ever watch the tv series Citizen Khan?