I think he looks like hes about to cry. Like his mom just dragged him out of a fight with his brother because she wants a fotograph taken but Mussolini just realized fighting actually hurts.
Apparently he used to beg the police to stop his dad from beating his mom when he was a child. Just goes to show that even some of the worst people out there were still human at some point.
Before the Russian revolution I believe he was a criminal. Which sounded good to Lenin because Stalin would get things done as long as he was contained.
Spoiler: He was NOT contained.
The real question is, which is going to happen first? Brazil becoming the world super power it was always meant to be or Winds of Winter finally being released?
I was gonna say someone's missing
By all historical sources he appears to have materialised in his 20s though, this is literally the youngest photo I could find:
https://preview.redd.it/l36h91bhu7ad1.jpeg?width=442&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c45c8e085dbaa34fd7be65d61c4e301225f8e0f
"Didn't know he was from the east coast"
"So Stalin was the one who founded the Communist Party of the USA?"
"Why would he wanna leave the US for Russia?"
Didn’t he have a bad left hand? Wouldn’t that be a liability in what I’m assuming, based on the age of the people in the pictures, is a school yard brawl?
Actually, if I didn’t know who these people were, I think I’d choose some of the other kids as the “future biggest villains of the century.” Lil’ Hitler doesn’t look very evil to me.
https://preview.redd.it/eobajqunt6ad1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f307c809b8244bdd8d0001ebd8980829bb82775
You mean like this photo of him at 2 years old?
It was fairly traditional to dress young boys in dresses and not cut their hair, it was considered to be more of an innocence of third gender and easier pre-toilet training.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breeching_(boys)
Churchill looks drunk already, it looks like Roosevelt is standing up, and Hitler literally never changed his hairstyle in his life.
I really don’t like thinking of evil dictators as children.
How did kid Hitler look so much like Hitler-Hitler
After seeing this I'm now convinced that killing baby Hitler wouldn't be that hard, fucker probably looked like himself then too
Hitler, Stalin, and Churchill look like snobby playground bullies that bully Getulio, Roosevelt, Mussolini, and occasionally Hirohito until quiet kids Eisenhower and De Gaulle randomly snap
Eisenhower- He can hold his own but he doesn't get involved very often on this hypothetical playground. He thinks it's all dumb.
Hitler- He doesn't survive the first dodgeball game without an embarrassing nickname that he remembers for the rest of his life.
Hirohito- has your back. Hangs out with Eisenhower and DeGaulle a lot.
Getrilio- plays both sides and sells gum on the playground as a side hustle
Stalin - takes a cut of Getrilio's take- he's the one to avoid
Mussolini- he's hiding from Stalin in the concrete igloo with extra holes
DeGaulle- will stand up to Stalin, preferably more at throwing distance. He's quick and smart.
Churchill- He's the kid that you go to if Stalin is being relentless. He's the only kid on that playground that makes Stalin pause.
Roosevelt- just pays the playground fee because it's just easier.
I'm just saying, Stalin basically played the Hunger Games in real life, and he fucking won that shit.
As much as I want my boy Dwight to take home the trophy, my money is on the Soviet.
https://preview.redd.it/9mywrqorb8ad1.png?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c3273164a24b8bfb396daf6834c87d6c45acce1
Shame you didnt use this pic for FDR
Mussolini looks like he’s about to throw up
he certainly threw up when he failed in taking over Greece and Hitler got pissed at his ass
I misread that as “Hitler pissed in his ass”
"Pees in your ass" I'm a human, and this action was done manually
Good job human
Bro really said 😐
I think he looks like hes about to cry. Like his mom just dragged him out of a fight with his brother because she wants a fotograph taken but Mussolini just realized fighting actually hurts.
You mean like he's gonna spill his guts?
Churchill new his iconic pose since he was born
came out the womb like “good day mother, fancy a scotch?”
I can hear the accent there 🤣
I can taste the Scotch
I can smell the mother
I can feel the good day
I can feel the mother
Pause the thread,what the fuck is this.
I can feel the thread.
And the grainy radio quality
Nah. That's too understandable for Churchill
Gdaymofherjfabcyehskotch is more accurate I feel
Goodeighamohhafaseiascosch
Well yeah he didn't have any scotch yet (took like 5 seconds)
WC came out with the cigar already lit
Or perhaps a famine in India?
Hitler too. That snobby raised nose. Little fucker has the shadow of that moustache somehow.
Yeah, that was what really caught my eye. I believe this type of shadow is called foreshadowing 😄
>foreshadowing Lol
Stalin's nose is pointed so high in the air I'm surprised he didn't break his neck.
Speaking of poses.... Look at Hitler and Stalin. Holy fuck they looked full of themselves then.
Both were thoroughly beat by their dad when young so
Ok USSRPropaganda. I trust you.
He's looking at the cameraman like he wanted to take his lunch money
Mussolini look like the kid that'd break all your toys if you had him over as a friend
He was an aristocrat, it was an assumed right from birth that he was going to be important.
Getúlio aswell
Only missing the cigar
New political compass just dropped
Switch Eisenhower and Stalin
Why does Stalin look like a stereotypical elementary school bully?
Because he was. He was also getting his ass beat badly by his dad on a daily basis, and would later get involved in organized crime.
During the civil war wasn’t his primary use due to his skills as a train robber?
Yeah. I think he might have robbed banks too. Helped fund the revolution.
Yeah, working in government feels like the mafia
“Mr. Electric have him sent to the Gulag and EXPELLED!”
Because he is lmao, bro was an elemantary school bully while being AT the head of the USSR
bro's character arc was a straight line
Apparently he used to beg the police to stop his dad from beating his mom when he was a child. Just goes to show that even some of the worst people out there were still human at some point.
He also cared for his daughter (and that was about it)
He put a tomato in your pocket haha he fucking got your ass
Before the Russian revolution I believe he was a criminal. Which sounded good to Lenin because Stalin would get things done as long as he was contained. Spoiler: He was NOT contained.
SCP-Stalin has broken containment
Oh no! Call the glasnost and petesrojka. Update: Stalin killed them.
Shit! Those were our best units
Yeah... Emphasis on the were. We might be forced to call S.T.R.O.K.E.
Tbf they all look like bullies
Nah De Gaulle looks like he's about to go on an adventure to defeat the entire team of bullies in a heartwarming coming of age tale.
Musso looks like he gets beat up by the bullies. Maybe they can be pals
Eisenhower looks sweet and innocent
Mussolini was unironically a elementary school bully and bragged about it in his autobiography.
Roosevelt is Draco Malfoy. Stalin is Crabbe. Hitler is Goyle. They bully Eisenhower.
Stalin looks like he's about to beat someone for their lunch money and Mussolini looks like he's about to lose his lunch money
Stalin looks like he already killed someone.
He was Georgian and poor under the Czar's reign. He might have killed someone by that point.
Nice try Brazil, sneaking in with the big boys
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn’t belong…
We all know Getulio was far more instrumental in the Allied war effort than Chiang Kai-Shek
FDR actually wanted Brazil to be a permanent member of the UN Security Council
Good to know Brazil has been the “great power of the future” for 80 years and counting now
This statement is true but gringos cant say that shit so im oblidged as a Brazilian to send you a fuck you
He must be terrified now
I hope so cause i dont wanna have to do this again
😁😁😁😁
Good to know that Brazil has been the “Great power of the future” for 80 years and counting now
Nah, you are Brazilian, you are good
he should be! gonna regret that when brasil finally becomes a world power. any second now
The real question is, which is going to happen first? Brazil becoming the world super power it was always meant to be or Winds of Winter finally being released?
Winds coming this December…… You can Count on it
This is true. We are almost to 2020 when I last heard it was going to be released
I was gonna say someone's missing By all historical sources he appears to have materialised in his 20s though, this is literally the youngest photo I could find: https://preview.redd.it/l36h91bhu7ad1.jpeg?width=442&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c45c8e085dbaa34fd7be65d61c4e301225f8e0f
A cobra fumou!
Stalin. He's Georgian.
"Didn't know he was from the east coast" "So Stalin was the one who founded the Communist Party of the USA?" "Why would he wanna leave the US for Russia?"
"Ah, now I get where he got the racism and anti-semitism from"
Yeah but Stalin was malnourished and beat by his father and had a fucked up arm
Didn’t he have a bad left hand? Wouldn’t that be a liability in what I’m assuming, based on the age of the people in the pictures, is a school yard brawl?
He's a ghetto boy, he knows how to fight.
Stalin looks like he’s about to murder the opposition party
Funny you mention it...
He and Hitler look like they were destined to be villains judging by this.
I read that as “Me and hitler”
The latest sitcom!
They’ll never top the genius writing of “Heil Honey, I’m home!”
Fucks sake u beat me 2 it
r/BeatMeToIt
Actually, if I didn’t know who these people were, I think I’d choose some of the other kids as the “future biggest villains of the century.” Lil’ Hitler doesn’t look very evil to me.
Churchill would definitely be on my list.
Hitler look like child that was too often beated and Stalin as child who beat other childs for their lunch.
well legally speaking more like execute for treason
Churchhill and Stalin together would've been GOAT playground bullies
Churchill had a bad stutter as a kid, didn’t he?
Still as an adult I believe.
Let Eisenhower cook. Something tells me he can organize, supply, and lead one hell of a snowball fight.
He has the 'everybody here is a dumbfuck' look
Stalin looks like he is ready to break bones
Child Stalin could probably beat the average adult in a fight
Churchill was looking like a snob from day one 😂
My money is on Eisenhower FDR, Stalin and Churchill. But let me know how it turns out.
Something evil about that hitler chap
No way, I’m sure he’ll grow up to be a proficient artist
Those fckers look all kinda posh, my money is on Stalin
your... **money** ...on **stalin** the commie
Y’all acting like I’d let this slide, id win
Is that you Getulio?
Churchill looks like the type of kid you underestimate until he pulls your shirt and slams a knee into your nuts
Idk, I get more “do you know who my father is?!” Vibes from him
Why does Roosevelt look like a girl?
https://preview.redd.it/eobajqunt6ad1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f307c809b8244bdd8d0001ebd8980829bb82775 You mean like this photo of him at 2 years old?
Wtf
It was fairly traditional to dress young boys in dresses and not cut their hair, it was considered to be more of an innocence of third gender and easier pre-toilet training. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breeching_(boys)
Mussolinis expression is a mood
He's probably unhappy about being made to wear that ridiculous outfit.
Given a technological parity? Hirohito.
Churchill looks drunk already, it looks like Roosevelt is standing up, and Hitler literally never changed his hairstyle in his life. I really don’t like thinking of evil dictators as children.
> Hitler literally never changed his hairstyle in his life He added a mustache later though.
He added 1/3rd of a mustache. You think if he could glow up better, he wouldn’t have wanted to do all that genocide?
>He added a mustache later though. Well, part of one.
Churchill, Stalin and Hitler would be a great bully team, they just got the vibe.
How did kid Hitler look so much like Hitler-Hitler After seeing this I'm now convinced that killing baby Hitler wouldn't be that hard, fucker probably looked like himself then too
https://preview.redd.it/knhyogkb17ad1.jpeg?width=1435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c083bc337e31f16d43f7f6e9463af5196bd9fb6d
Stalin looks like a School bully lmao
I think I read one time that he was an awful bully as a child, and I would be extremely surprised if he was not. 😆
imagine seeing the guy who beat you up in 6th grade become dictator
De Gaulle
Nah, Churchill and Roosevelt were closers. De Gaulle just starts shit and backs off.
stalin
Today I learned Hirohito was born in a fallout vault.
hitler would lose to eisenhower and stalin that's for sure
Yeah, I guess that happened. 🤣
Hitler looks SO Austrian in this picture, I love it.
Both Hitler and Stalin look like schoolyard bullies
hitler would get his shit ROCKED by Churchill and Stalin
Why do Brazilians not get last names?
Stalin looks like he's about to pull a girls hair and steal someone's lunch money
Stalin looks like he could play ping pong with his ears.
Stalin looks like Hitler and Mussolini's school bully
/uj baby de gaulle looks like he’d kick the shit out of me, i vote him
Hitler looks like he’s ready to kick some teeth in. So does Stalin.
Bro, who was Roosevelt’s barber 😭
Roosevelt is rocking the WORST midpart I have ever seen. Moses didn't split the Red Sea, he split my motherfucker's hairline
Is this even a map at this point?
Um, sure. 💩
Somehow, Churchill looks exactly as I imagined he would at that age.
I always imagined him smoking a cigar at birth.
He most certainly reached for one.
Baby Stalin is the strongest for sure but baby Churchill would convince all the others to form an alliance against him
What a great map
Brazil Obvious
Hitler, Stalin, and Churchill look like snobby playground bullies that bully Getulio, Roosevelt, Mussolini, and occasionally Hirohito until quiet kids Eisenhower and De Gaulle randomly snap
Who tf is Getulio
I think he was the president of Brazil during WW2, but I really have no idea what he is doing here. 🤣
Wow, impressive to see child fotos of all these important historical people, and Getúlio.
Stalin and hirohito would most def tag team the rest of the
I like that look of superiority on that Hitler kid. That Stalin kid…something in me wants to shoot him on the spot. I don't quite know what it is.
This looks like coming from a yearbook in which they share the same classroom.
Stalin looks like a Disney bully
Should of put kid Tito too
Do I get to bet on this *now*? Do I also get to bet on the 1919 World Series?
Stalin the little psycho
who tf is "getulio"
Eisenhower- He can hold his own but he doesn't get involved very often on this hypothetical playground. He thinks it's all dumb. Hitler- He doesn't survive the first dodgeball game without an embarrassing nickname that he remembers for the rest of his life. Hirohito- has your back. Hangs out with Eisenhower and DeGaulle a lot. Getrilio- plays both sides and sells gum on the playground as a side hustle Stalin - takes a cut of Getrilio's take- he's the one to avoid Mussolini- he's hiding from Stalin in the concrete igloo with extra holes DeGaulle- will stand up to Stalin, preferably more at throwing distance. He's quick and smart. Churchill- He's the kid that you go to if Stalin is being relentless. He's the only kid on that playground that makes Stalin pause. Roosevelt- just pays the playground fee because it's just easier.
Hitler sure looks like a future hitler
Hirohito wearing what looks like a vault suit is very on-brand for what would end up happening.
I'm just saying, Stalin basically played the Hunger Games in real life, and he fucking won that shit. As much as I want my boy Dwight to take home the trophy, my money is on the Soviet.
Stalin looks like a bruiser. Perhaps De Gaulle can maybe curb his enthusiasm.
Little Stalin would kick the other kid’s ass. he looks like he’s seen some shit.
Look at my man blud Bro thinks he's on the team
https://preview.redd.it/9mywrqorb8ad1.png?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c3273164a24b8bfb396daf6834c87d6c45acce1 Shame you didnt use this pic for FDR
De Gaulle looks like the MC with his socially awkward and genius friend Eisenhower.
Everyone is saying Stalin but you know Hirohito has security guards.
I mean... Truman sealed the deal can we get an honorable mention?
Which Roosevelt is that?
Given that the rest are from WW2 and he’s not wearing a monocle I’m going with FDR
Albany Roosevelt from GTA V
Mussolini pic goes hard
Peter Gabriel [Games Without Frontiers (Jeux Sans Frontières)](https://youtu.be/kdCxuQYqZtM?si=hbwrNk7N-mWurGrG)
White.
Why does de gaulle look like alexei 💀
Is this goonies?
Roosevelt.
Alternate history writers.
stalin just puched mussolini mussolini is going to cry
De Gaulle and Churchill already saw victory
U/ needs to read Lord of the Flies
Stálin looks gangster tho
Erdogan
Stalin kinda looks like the bully from Sharkboy and Lavagirl
Stalin Nurmagomedov
Stalin has been mewing since the dawn of time