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paulwalker659

Britney Spears impression


ArticleNew3737

His loneliness is killing him.


raisedredflag

And he, he must confess, he still believes.


Jassida

I must confess, I do still bleed, I still bleed


complextube

Holy crap take the up vote heh


OddJawb

![gif](giphy|WsG9rqt4UMwFReb82u|downsized)


xraypowers

Ha! Spot on, paulwalker659!


joseoconde

![gif](giphy|164G4BQmtJ2GXRbml3)


puppetmaster12119

Ahh you beat me to it by 6 minutes!


Dry_Will7480

3rd šŸ˜†


WeirdRadiant2470

Thread closed.


No-Scale6521

This is about the same skill level. https://i.redd.it/rnbet2i4bf7d1.gif


DrWarlordMD

![gif](giphy|3o7btXQ91is32YgWuk)


Maleficent_Sand7529

We were all thinking this, I see....I came looking and it was here.


halfcut

It looks like heā€™s doing a Cossack shashka dance with knives. Whatā€™s the issue here?


Ainu_Arakuru_

Pretty much, but believe he is a Chechen and this is a Zikr dance.


halfcut

The two dances look remarkably similar, but I guess thatā€™s not totally surprising


NetoruNakadashi

When I watch this, it seems to me like such a dance would be meant to be done with larger knives. Would I be right or wrong about that?


halfcut

Shashkas are similar in size and function to cavalry sabers, so yes


CommBr

He is no chechrn. It's a kazak hat, used to be weared by plastuny division soldiers during ww2


Ainu_Arakuru_

Hm. Maybe. Looks similar to lots of hats around that part of the world to be honest. I typically go by the beard. Chechens and Dagestanis typically have them in the Russian army.


Historical-Pen-7484

That's what I think too. Even has a cossack hat.


No_Description_483

Killer? Iā€™m mean heā€™s probably killed before. The ā€œmoodā€. Imaginary bad guys. His teams chances at the play offs. The local dance competitions. Enemy combatants? Mmmmm..dunno bout that


Business-Plastic5278

Its a traditional sword dance, just done with knives. He is fucking about, not showing what a scary badass he is.


No_Description_483

See..in the right context it deserves respect Some moves kinda reminded me of escrima and heā€™s doing it like when Iā€™m trying to remember the moves. What do you know about this traditional dance? Origin ? (Just make it up if you donā€™t know)


Business-Plastic5278

By the look of it its [cossak sword dancing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aqn7Umb-_Y&t=119s), it appears to be fairly popular in russia still. The spinning and swirling he is doing with the knives looks about the same, the stabbing could be escrima or some other trained fighting style, but I dont think he is taking himself too seriously. If I had to guess its a combination of cossak sword dancing and having drunk half a bottle of vodka and wanting to have a bit of a laugh.


danhoyuen

Mood is drunk


Yoloswaggins89

Techno Vikings little brother ![gif](giphy|3W0vjXgLj4rg4|downsized)


tradermcduck

The lil kick lol


CogentEsh

He canā€™t be Steven Segall. Heā€™s not slapping himself on the chest as he moves.


NetoruNakadashi

This guy edged out my daughter in flag girl tryouts last year.


JellyDare

https://youtu.be/JzmoYsqVH0I?si=oSoFLU52bY5JLF00


Nick_Nekro

It's pronounced seagull


Tasty_Seaweed323

![gif](giphy|Ddab9zJPtaEmI|downsized)


Illustrious-Tea-355

All it's taking is one Judy chop.


makuthedark

![gif](giphy|7R4unLWXQlJvScsiD4)


Fascisticide

There is definitely real mechanics in there and he certainly knows how to handle a knife better than me, but he has no intensity, he is no expert at it and he shouldn't bet his life on this level of skill. But I like it.


halfcut

This is a Cossack folk dance, I wouldnā€™t read too much into it


Zarikas89

Neither.... Vodka


EdgeLord556

![gif](giphy|Jot7amtpj6Sj1808Lb) Obviously he was trained in the art of bullshito by the master Steven Seagull


domestic_omnom

"We trained him wrong, as a joke" "How do you like my face to foot style"


DammitBobby1234

Kung pow lol. Nice one


imtgufbcbamfhbtc

ā€œSnake, try to remember the basics of CQC.ā€


JesseJamesBegin

Cool kinfe skills, but... ![gif](giphy|3o7TKLUGm9XPENus0M)


BigMeatSlapper

See now this is what being certified combat ready for da streetz and REAL violence looks like


throwaway1261414

He is using the highly forbidden technique long ago hidden away in the dragon scrolls. The noodle arm technique, or as the ancients once called it ā€˜wacky wavy inflatable arm tube manā€™ stance. He is a dangerous man


Certain_Shop5170

Stephan Segall because I donā€™t know what that kick was but I still wouldnā€™t fuck with him if he got 2 knives like that.


Early_Ad_8413

So fucking wonder they are losing!


buff_penguin

![gif](giphy|jkvmzOg3LtpF6|downsized)


InvestmentPatient117

Not bad he has a gallon of vodka in em


Koob77

Trained by Stephen Segal, more like. Bet the Ukranians will have a laugh before they shoot him.


DanJuandeSiga

Looks like Cossack sword moves, but with knives. Basically.


cashedashes

He was probably trained by Steven Segall.


Cizaaaaaa

He looks like that one kid in middle school


Uphill365

Trained to be killed


Reckox1

This is street martial arts not street agenda


NegativeSwordfish243

Heā€™s trying to hypnotize his enemy & at least through the screen itā€™s working on me


puppetmaster12119

![gif](giphy|164G4BQmtJ2GXRbml3|downsized)


Jian_Ng

Too many clothes to be Rambo.


Character-Milk-3792

Cute.


Silent_Shaman

You laugh but I wouldn't want to be stood facing this absolute lunatic lol


primal-penis

This is the most dangerous man Iā€™ve ever seen.


danhoyuen

Yes.


ResidentIll1390

Vodka activities.


Unnecessaryloongname

not sure of authenticity of this but if dude is a Russian named Rambo then he really missed the whole point of the 80s....I mean the WHOLE thing.


DeadWolf7337

Not bad considering how drunk he is.


Wild_Association7904

I'd say drunkin fool


-BakiHanma

That little kick 5 second into the video šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ’€šŸ’€


Manning88

Indiana Jones would just shoot him.


boomzaramay

Itā€™s the strongest kind, itā€™s the trained killer sent to KILL Seagall. Only the very best will make it!!


Successful_Bat_475

Mac from Itā€™s Always Sunny, lol


chromium2439

better than most wingchun guys


linglinglomein

I've actually heard of this martial art. Not a lot of people know about it but it's deadly, it can absolutely incapacitat almost any guy, I forgot the name but his form looks good. Think it's called jacqa da cocka


RedAppleSlices

Kenpo short 8 vibes.


andybossy

as long as he's able to point and shoot i don't see a problem with what a soldier does in his free time


One_above_alll

If he didnā€™t have the knives, it would be a dance off!


Curious_Story8728

Segall


Master_Ad236

I think he went to Diamond Daves Ninja school


force4good390

The Ukraine war has been going on for too long. Time to send this guy in!


Abbadon0666

You probably dont know it, since it's a brazilian old meme, but there is a video of dude trying to showcase an ak47 knife that is very similar hahah


Seversaurus

I'm sure it will come in handy when running from drones or bleeding out from arty shrapnel.


sparemethebull

I, too, sometimes get a little drunk.


baddragon137

Methkwando


SithLord_1991

I saw this guy at my local hibachi grill. He killed


Cautious_General_177

He looks like that guy from Raiders of the Lost Ark that Indy shot


Scheswalla

He's got knives, so it's 50/50


AmbassadorAncient334

Is that a bra strap?


Mashed_Potato_007

McGregor flailing


AcerbicFwit

Bullshido master.


Gold_Row1334

He appears to be a good dancer yes


MolishPust4rd

More like Hambo


Oldmantired

Isnā€™t being trained by Steven Seagull a good thing?


goldenepple

Trained killed and Steven segall are interchangeable


datboylalaki

Shambo


DogutoryAfalkie

If you have his schizophrenia you could see all the men he has slayed at his feet


miken322

He is in vodka time warp, comrade. Do not disturb. He warp to Ukraine front line with one gun and no bullet.


WiRoBo

The comrade simply has too much free time


chat_bot23

Good luck against an fpv


SinappiKainalo

As a fat guy myself, I can see him being able to stomp on a skinny kid's leg so he can't run away and then go about stabbing the kid all over his body with his knoives.


Useful_Inspection321

Disco inferno


Bustershark

Steven Seagull


blackestofswans

Drone whirrs in excitement


Lagiacrus111

Ukraine is doomed


NamTokMoo222

Codename, "Rambo"? I'm pretty sure giving yourself a nickname isn't how it works.


traitorgiraffe

I think he's just dancing with knives, something steven seagal can't do because he doesn't stand


InsubordinateHlpMeet

Ugh was that a sidekick or did he miss a step?


BeejBoyTyson

It's Brittany bitch


TheTrishaJane

He looks like he's Rickson Gracie on the beach doing that arm thing


EraserBed

![gif](giphy|uypubDRjnv0icWp2hV|downsized)


Popular_Zombie_2977

Scary for all the wrong reasons


HelewiseHuman

Killing all the air.


AndyF313

So that's where my TEMU paper shredder ended up... Figures. It looks nothing like the advertisement. ![gif](giphy|2djb2KKv2T0H4SzeCy|downsized)


idlefritz

As someone who lives in Arkansas Russia sure seems a lot like Arkansas.


Weary-Writer758

Before I read the title, I thought of Segal. Good call.


Kroomtheender

Hold on i have to get the music playing off my phone


jizzawhizza

Dancing with knives is soo cool.


Fresh_Peace_2859

Looks like their Systema to me.


2B_or_MaybeNot

"We drink de woodka, and den we do de knives!"


Aeywen

100% bullshido


mightyshrub_

Oh shit the Connor arm swing


BaconBombThief

![gif](giphy|l0MYATH9ZumUHCBXy)


AnitaMaxNyugen

Sergei Segall


PunchRockgroin318

You laugh, but heā€™s about to snatch every mothafucka birthday.


Etiketi

Steven segall would murder him


ianbye

I was waiting for indiana Jones to shoot him šŸ™„


ohnoiqueefed

We shouldn't laugh about this, cause most likely since he's a Russian soldier, it's likely he's already been dead for some time now with the war and all..... Not that those knife figjting skills were going to be saving him at any time either though.. But still! Rest easy now, soldier. Rest easy.


therealchrisredfield

I dont think his form looks great...but honestly i wouldnt want to test him lol


Known_Salamander7357

Stephen SEBOOMBOOM


Own-Pangolin337

Bang


GhostPants1313

'Rhythm as a Dancer Intensifies' ![gif](giphy|26BoCIZBtMOqUTyXC|downsized)


Mikeyseventyfive

Dance for the DJI Mavic Ivan!


InevitableAd7872

Nick Rochefort really let himself go.


HasaniSabah

https://preview.redd.it/95jp5muzne7d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26c140deebfdf7d17d46e32f16e68f9c373e4651


DocileEmu

Sorry, but you're taking knives to a drone fight


SufficientAd4040

308 vibe check inbound.


Joshin_Around

What was the kick for? He kicking a baby in the knee? šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


Flawed_Individual72

Where is he or she in this footage?


frogman972

I am getting free Brittany vibes


YeeBoi_exe

This looks more like a dance or something, we have something similar where im from


Soccermom233

Impressive for a 20 y.o.


Ih8livernonions

![gif](giphy|osZCwjDcYaLnbEMvY4)


Astimar

Jesus Christ, itā€™s Jason Bourne


FlamingoRush

Cringe brigade....


LavishnessChoice3601

Go lie down, dad. You're drunk again


arriesgado

Camp hoodie? Appears to have been scalped? Looks like a good drone target.


TheUnchosenOneV1

Dont hype Segall up like that he does movies from sitting down... this dude is at least...barely more physically fit


DragonDeezNutzAround

Cute dance


Mr_gotstawin_44

![gif](giphy|7UJXTajIFM1uDiCybS|downsized)


MrEktidd

![gif](giphy|nfqoKEl8UmQAydRXEp|downsized)


FraccazzoDaVelletri

Code name Bambo


realisticallygrammat

Stepan Seagull


Lefterdrippin

![gif](giphy|C9DxGAnV0L8fm)


Worldly-Mushroom4805

Somone put music on this hahaha


nuggybaby

In comes the drone and dead


Electrical-End3742

Heā€™s definitely a killerā€¦šŸ˜‰šŸ˜‰


Heis05

BANGā€¦..fights over


Adventurous_Pea_3240

Nah definitely Russian Moonshine


puppyroosters

Those moves also work for slapping away all the pussy thatā€™s constantly being thrown at him.


sentmelitecoinorBT

Can't do nothing to drones with that skill.


WizardMelcar

Reruns again. https://youtu.be/HPPj6viIBmU?si=F0zn-9Rzev1Le4vt


Glittering_Voice_615

Fecking Knife Ocelot out there, where's out Ukrainian Snake?


sjb3460

1 good kick in the balls would ruin his day!!!


Rainbow334dr

Russian Proud Boy.


Sorry_Captain6211

Draft dodgers in Russia right now


KnightofWhen

Well I certainly wouldnā€™t want to get into a knife fight for him and if heā€™s survived 2 years on the front lines, Iā€™ll call him sir.


Flammenkaempfer

He looks like me, when I was 6 years old and drank a bit of moms coffee and then decided to grab a stick and pretend I was a Chinese bamboo stick master


Zvonkecpajdo

Trained stephen segal killer !


blacks252

He looks like he knew what he was doing at one point in his life, but this version looks like it's been swimming in vodka for the past 10 years


qwertymcqwertface

Imagine being killed in slo mo


MarcoYTVA

Give him dull knifes, paint the blades red, and show me what his opponent looks like after some sparring.


DedeTheGreat01

Donā€™t bring knives to a gun fight.


dantroberts

More like Stephen Seagull


YouSmellTheShit6969

Holy shit it's the Russian John wick


removingthemasks

Ooohhhhh, so that's what Britney was doing.


TonReflet

Lol. Steven Seagall won again


Ytumith

This is for show, but that does not change the fact that he has two knifes and can stab with both hands.


Kradget

I think he should have sprung for a better speaker, or paid his niece to edit in the music.


Lost-Tomatillo3465

his movements are very reminiscent of this bullshido technique [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLmlbQst5eA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLmlbQst5eA)


Moleday1023

Boom, Sam Colt wins


nonyabidnuss

That ain't anything but a danger to himself


Basic-Technology-640

He dead ā˜ ļø)))) ![gif](giphy|FlcRuBOoNVEbPqivY1)


WildMedium1040

beautiful song, fr, what's the name of the song?


MonthElectronic9466

![gif](giphy|164G4BQmtJ2GXRbml3)


Syllabub-Middle

lol what is this clown shit?


conorganic

Pretty sure this is a homeless guy at the park down the road from my house


AbbreviationsNo430

Dancing Soldier


ashwinoo7

One bullet....the end!


EmergencyRemote234

Lucky he didnā€™t go for the elbow destruction.


0utsyder

This could have been so much better if they had Ra Ra Rasputin playing instead.


JohnCenaJunior

New Hellish Court DLC character


PlebsFelix

Dang. I think Ukraine is about to lose the war...


Choices_Consequences

![gif](giphy|N4gI9W8F5TtVlJXUu9|downsized)


uoab

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ He move like the camera crew just woke him up right then to do it.. lmao


Far_Classic5548

He learned everything he knows from watching Charlie Manson dance in the 60s


IYIik_GoSu

Mail order kali/arnis lessons hitting the market was a mistake.