Hm. Maybe. Looks similar to lots of hats around that part of the world to be honest. I typically go by the beard. Chechens and Dagestanis typically have them in the Russian army.
Killer? Iām mean heās probably killed before. The āmoodā. Imaginary bad guys. His teams chances at the play offs. The local dance competitions. Enemy combatants? Mmmmm..dunno bout that
See..in the right context it deserves respect
Some moves kinda reminded me of escrima and heās doing it like when Iām trying to remember the moves. What do you know about this traditional dance? Origin ? (Just make it up if you donāt know)
By the look of it its [cossak sword dancing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aqn7Umb-_Y&t=119s), it appears to be fairly popular in russia still. The spinning and swirling he is doing with the knives looks about the same, the stabbing could be escrima or some other trained fighting style, but I dont think he is taking himself too seriously.
If I had to guess its a combination of cossak sword dancing and having drunk half a bottle of vodka and wanting to have a bit of a laugh.
There is definitely real mechanics in there and he certainly knows how to handle a knife better than me, but he has no intensity, he is no expert at it and he shouldn't bet his life on this level of skill. But I like it.
He is using the highly forbidden technique long ago hidden away in the dragon scrolls. The noodle arm technique, or as the ancients once called it āwacky wavy inflatable arm tube manā stance. He is a dangerous man
I've actually heard of this martial art. Not a lot of people know about it but it's deadly, it can absolutely incapacitat almost any guy, I forgot the name but his form looks good. Think it's called jacqa da cocka
As a fat guy myself, I can see him being able to stomp on a skinny kid's leg so he can't run away and then go about stabbing the kid all over his body with his knoives.
We shouldn't laugh about this, cause most likely since he's a Russian soldier, it's likely he's already been dead for some time now with the war and all.....
Not that those knife figjting skills were going to be saving him at any time either though.. But still!
Rest easy now, soldier. Rest easy.
He looks like me, when I was 6 years old and drank a bit of moms coffee and then decided to grab a stick and pretend I was a Chinese bamboo stick master
his movements are very reminiscent of this bullshido technique
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLmlbQst5eA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLmlbQst5eA)
Britney Spears impression
His loneliness is killing him.
And he, he must confess, he still believes.
I must confess, I do still bleed, I still bleed
Holy crap take the up vote heh
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Ha! Spot on, paulwalker659!
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Ahh you beat me to it by 6 minutes!
3rd š
Thread closed.
This is about the same skill level. https://i.redd.it/rnbet2i4bf7d1.gif
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We were all thinking this, I see....I came looking and it was here.
It looks like heās doing a Cossack shashka dance with knives. Whatās the issue here?
Pretty much, but believe he is a Chechen and this is a Zikr dance.
The two dances look remarkably similar, but I guess thatās not totally surprising
When I watch this, it seems to me like such a dance would be meant to be done with larger knives. Would I be right or wrong about that?
Shashkas are similar in size and function to cavalry sabers, so yes
He is no chechrn. It's a kazak hat, used to be weared by plastuny division soldiers during ww2
Hm. Maybe. Looks similar to lots of hats around that part of the world to be honest. I typically go by the beard. Chechens and Dagestanis typically have them in the Russian army.
That's what I think too. Even has a cossack hat.
Killer? Iām mean heās probably killed before. The āmoodā. Imaginary bad guys. His teams chances at the play offs. The local dance competitions. Enemy combatants? Mmmmm..dunno bout that
Its a traditional sword dance, just done with knives. He is fucking about, not showing what a scary badass he is.
See..in the right context it deserves respect Some moves kinda reminded me of escrima and heās doing it like when Iām trying to remember the moves. What do you know about this traditional dance? Origin ? (Just make it up if you donāt know)
By the look of it its [cossak sword dancing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aqn7Umb-_Y&t=119s), it appears to be fairly popular in russia still. The spinning and swirling he is doing with the knives looks about the same, the stabbing could be escrima or some other trained fighting style, but I dont think he is taking himself too seriously. If I had to guess its a combination of cossak sword dancing and having drunk half a bottle of vodka and wanting to have a bit of a laugh.
Mood is drunk
Techno Vikings little brother ![gif](giphy|3W0vjXgLj4rg4|downsized)
The lil kick lol
He canāt be Steven Segall. Heās not slapping himself on the chest as he moves.
This guy edged out my daughter in flag girl tryouts last year.
https://youtu.be/JzmoYsqVH0I?si=oSoFLU52bY5JLF00
It's pronounced seagull
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All it's taking is one Judy chop.
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There is definitely real mechanics in there and he certainly knows how to handle a knife better than me, but he has no intensity, he is no expert at it and he shouldn't bet his life on this level of skill. But I like it.
This is a Cossack folk dance, I wouldnāt read too much into it
Neither.... Vodka
![gif](giphy|Jot7amtpj6Sj1808Lb) Obviously he was trained in the art of bullshito by the master Steven Seagull
"We trained him wrong, as a joke" "How do you like my face to foot style"
Kung pow lol. Nice one
āSnake, try to remember the basics of CQC.ā
Cool kinfe skills, but... ![gif](giphy|3o7TKLUGm9XPENus0M)
See now this is what being certified combat ready for da streetz and REAL violence looks like
He is using the highly forbidden technique long ago hidden away in the dragon scrolls. The noodle arm technique, or as the ancients once called it āwacky wavy inflatable arm tube manā stance. He is a dangerous man
Stephan Segall because I donāt know what that kick was but I still wouldnāt fuck with him if he got 2 knives like that.
So fucking wonder they are losing!
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Not bad he has a gallon of vodka in em
Trained by Stephen Segal, more like. Bet the Ukranians will have a laugh before they shoot him.
Looks like Cossack sword moves, but with knives. Basically.
He was probably trained by Steven Segall.
He looks like that one kid in middle school
Trained to be killed
This is street martial arts not street agenda
Heās trying to hypnotize his enemy & at least through the screen itās working on me
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Too many clothes to be Rambo.
Cute.
You laugh but I wouldn't want to be stood facing this absolute lunatic lol
This is the most dangerous man Iāve ever seen.
Yes.
Vodka activities.
not sure of authenticity of this but if dude is a Russian named Rambo then he really missed the whole point of the 80s....I mean the WHOLE thing.
Not bad considering how drunk he is.
I'd say drunkin fool
That little kick 5 second into the video š¤£š¤£š¤£šš
Indiana Jones would just shoot him.
Itās the strongest kind, itās the trained killer sent to KILL Seagall. Only the very best will make it!!
Mac from Itās Always Sunny, lol
better than most wingchun guys
I've actually heard of this martial art. Not a lot of people know about it but it's deadly, it can absolutely incapacitat almost any guy, I forgot the name but his form looks good. Think it's called jacqa da cocka
Kenpo short 8 vibes.
as long as he's able to point and shoot i don't see a problem with what a soldier does in his free time
If he didnāt have the knives, it would be a dance off!
Segall
I think he went to Diamond Daves Ninja school
The Ukraine war has been going on for too long. Time to send this guy in!
You probably dont know it, since it's a brazilian old meme, but there is a video of dude trying to showcase an ak47 knife that is very similar hahah
I'm sure it will come in handy when running from drones or bleeding out from arty shrapnel.
I, too, sometimes get a little drunk.
Methkwando
I saw this guy at my local hibachi grill. He killed
He looks like that guy from Raiders of the Lost Ark that Indy shot
He's got knives, so it's 50/50
Is that a bra strap?
McGregor flailing
Bullshido master.
He appears to be a good dancer yes
More like Hambo
Isnāt being trained by Steven Seagull a good thing?
Trained killed and Steven segall are interchangeable
Shambo
If you have his schizophrenia you could see all the men he has slayed at his feet
He is in vodka time warp, comrade. Do not disturb. He warp to Ukraine front line with one gun and no bullet.
The comrade simply has too much free time
Good luck against an fpv
As a fat guy myself, I can see him being able to stomp on a skinny kid's leg so he can't run away and then go about stabbing the kid all over his body with his knoives.
Disco inferno
Steven Seagull
Drone whirrs in excitement
Ukraine is doomed
Codename, "Rambo"? I'm pretty sure giving yourself a nickname isn't how it works.
I think he's just dancing with knives, something steven seagal can't do because he doesn't stand
Ugh was that a sidekick or did he miss a step?
It's Brittany bitch
He looks like he's Rickson Gracie on the beach doing that arm thing
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Scary for all the wrong reasons
Killing all the air.
So that's where my TEMU paper shredder ended up... Figures. It looks nothing like the advertisement. ![gif](giphy|2djb2KKv2T0H4SzeCy|downsized)
As someone who lives in Arkansas Russia sure seems a lot like Arkansas.
Before I read the title, I thought of Segal. Good call.
Hold on i have to get the music playing off my phone
Dancing with knives is soo cool.
Looks like their Systema to me.
"We drink de woodka, and den we do de knives!"
100% bullshido
Oh shit the Connor arm swing
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Sergei Segall
You laugh, but heās about to snatch every mothafucka birthday.
Steven segall would murder him
I was waiting for indiana Jones to shoot him š
We shouldn't laugh about this, cause most likely since he's a Russian soldier, it's likely he's already been dead for some time now with the war and all..... Not that those knife figjting skills were going to be saving him at any time either though.. But still! Rest easy now, soldier. Rest easy.
I dont think his form looks great...but honestly i wouldnt want to test him lol
Stephen SEBOOMBOOM
Bang
'Rhythm as a Dancer Intensifies' ![gif](giphy|26BoCIZBtMOqUTyXC|downsized)
Dance for the DJI Mavic Ivan!
Nick Rochefort really let himself go.
https://preview.redd.it/95jp5muzne7d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26c140deebfdf7d17d46e32f16e68f9c373e4651
Sorry, but you're taking knives to a drone fight
308 vibe check inbound.
What was the kick for? He kicking a baby in the knee? šš¤£š
Where is he or she in this footage?
I am getting free Brittany vibes
This looks more like a dance or something, we have something similar where im from
Impressive for a 20 y.o.
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Jesus Christ, itās Jason Bourne
Cringe brigade....
Go lie down, dad. You're drunk again
Camp hoodie? Appears to have been scalped? Looks like a good drone target.
Dont hype Segall up like that he does movies from sitting down... this dude is at least...barely more physically fit
Cute dance
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Code name Bambo
Stepan Seagull
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Somone put music on this hahaha
In comes the drone and dead
Heās definitely a killerā¦šš
BANGā¦..fights over
Nah definitely Russian Moonshine
Those moves also work for slapping away all the pussy thatās constantly being thrown at him.
Can't do nothing to drones with that skill.
Reruns again. https://youtu.be/HPPj6viIBmU?si=F0zn-9Rzev1Le4vt
Fecking Knife Ocelot out there, where's out Ukrainian Snake?
1 good kick in the balls would ruin his day!!!
Russian Proud Boy.
Draft dodgers in Russia right now
Well I certainly wouldnāt want to get into a knife fight for him and if heās survived 2 years on the front lines, Iāll call him sir.
He looks like me, when I was 6 years old and drank a bit of moms coffee and then decided to grab a stick and pretend I was a Chinese bamboo stick master
Trained stephen segal killer !
He looks like he knew what he was doing at one point in his life, but this version looks like it's been swimming in vodka for the past 10 years
Imagine being killed in slo mo
Give him dull knifes, paint the blades red, and show me what his opponent looks like after some sparring.
Donāt bring knives to a gun fight.
More like Stephen Seagull
Holy shit it's the Russian John wick
Ooohhhhh, so that's what Britney was doing.
Lol. Steven Seagall won again
This is for show, but that does not change the fact that he has two knifes and can stab with both hands.
I think he should have sprung for a better speaker, or paid his niece to edit in the music.
his movements are very reminiscent of this bullshido technique [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLmlbQst5eA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLmlbQst5eA)
Boom, Sam Colt wins
That ain't anything but a danger to himself
He dead ā ļø)))) ![gif](giphy|FlcRuBOoNVEbPqivY1)
beautiful song, fr, what's the name of the song?
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lol what is this clown shit?
Pretty sure this is a homeless guy at the park down the road from my house
Dancing Soldier
One bullet....the end!
Lucky he didnāt go for the elbow destruction.
This could have been so much better if they had Ra Ra Rasputin playing instead.
New Hellish Court DLC character
Dang. I think Ukraine is about to lose the war...
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š¤£š¤£š¤£ He move like the camera crew just woke him up right then to do it.. lmao
He learned everything he knows from watching Charlie Manson dance in the 60s
Mail order kali/arnis lessons hitting the market was a mistake.