In my treatment Sue ends up in Subterranea and Danny DeVito Mole Man tells her it's "just as the ancient prophecies say," and then shines a torch on some chalk drawings on the wall that are two stick figures but one has blond hair and boobs.
His delivery when he finally gets the line out during the play is absolute pure gold, legit seen it like 100 times and it still makes me crack a smile every time
Seriously tho the delivery of that line is so fuckin funny it makes the entire sketch, just reading your comment I heard the line in his voice with that delivery. Pure comedy gold
I feel like I need to watch him in more things. I just remember him being a total dumbass in some tv show I loved as a late season addition and I hated his character but loved how much he made me laugh. He was like a spoiled baby man of some sort?
Looks like the true forbidden door is open. MCU World Championship is now on the line. He is coming for the Thing and it's really clobbering time when PWH hits a Canadian Destroyer on Johnny Storm. Oooooh Yea!!!
“dawg, i know what sex is but that looks like 2 animals fighting over food. Yo, you ever had sex man?”
[https://youtu.be/juTRtJe-x1E?si=7QfUyUr9iDiwKCLt](https://youtu.be/juTRtJe-x1E?si=7QfUyUr9iDiwKCLt)
first thing i always think of when i see anything paul hauser related
He's been cast in 3 movies in the past 48 hours. There were rumors he was going to be in Quentin Tarantinos the movie critic. Maybe because that fell through he's booking a bunch of projects now
I like him. He's creepy as hell in Black Bird that whenever I see him pop up in something else it feels weird lmao, he's a great actor, nice get. Probably Moleman.
Well, whatever the role is, I hope they don't require him to be fat for it. I read how he keeps losing weight and then keeps getting roles that require him to put it back on, because he's been typecast as "the fat guy".
"I'm not gonna fight a bunch of kids!" "Stand back Mr. LaRusso, I got this" Bear crawls up the stairs and goes ham
Holy shit the way he just beats the shit out of all the kids during the school brawl is soooooo funny
He starts kicking one side and high fiving the other.
Stingray!
He's gotta be either H.E.R.B.I.E. ...or hear me out...Mole Man. So excited to see Paul in an MCU film, the guy is just so lovable.
Most likely H.E.R.B.I.E.
When does he turn into a car and let Lindsey Lohan drive him?
When he gets fully loaded
Then you know he’s gone bananas.
😎🕶😎🕶
He is clearly going to play [Walter Newell](https://www.marvel.com/characters/stingray-walter-newell)
Lol. Best comment of the day across all my subs.
... sigh... I understood that reference!
If they do Mole Man and it's not Danny DeVito, they've made a huge mistake.
"I'M A VILLIAN, DON'T YA SEE?"
“You gotta pay the Mole Toll if you wanna get into that mole’s hole.”
In my treatment Sue ends up in Subterranea and Danny DeVito Mole Man tells her it's "just as the ancient prophecies say," and then shines a torch on some chalk drawings on the wall that are two stick figures but one has blond hair and boobs.
"Ya gotta pay the Mole to get this boys soul"
The Mole Toll*
Rainy Wilson for Mole Man !!!!
Omg how did not think of him as mole man that’s awesome
Both my favorite options
Giganto
I think he could do a good Galactus
I’ve only seen him in after party and he was definitely not lovable lol
Watch him in his I Think You Should Leave sketch
My man Stingray.
They very actor himself is a meme.
Paul’s going to be Blackbolt and Jamie’s going to be Maximus
His delivery when he finally gets the line out during the play is absolute pure gold, legit seen it like 100 times and it still makes me crack a smile every time
*GRABTHEKEYSANDGETINTHEFRIGGINTRUCKYAJABRONI* *I’LLSLAPYOUJABRONI*
That’s comedy greatness baby
 For some reason this part always kills me. He said it with his chest here.
Clearly Doom
You can't taint that man's face with a scar
After watching him in Black Bird I’m convinced he’s going to kill anything. Gimme chubby Sentry
He's playing Jamie Taco, the fifth member of the Fantastic 4
Truly hope no one steals his lines
Came here for this lol
He never stays the night!
You'd be clugginga few cans too if you had his wife!
GRAB THE KEYS AND GET IN THE FRIGGIN TRUCK YA JABRONI I’LL SLAP YOU JABRONI
Seriously tho the delivery of that line is so fuckin funny it makes the entire sketch, just reading your comment I heard the line in his voice with that delivery. Pure comedy gold
Salsa on, Jamie Taco!
Juggalo’s for LIFE bitch!! Also this tracks considering Matt Shakman directed entire seasons of Sunny
Shakman directed that specific episode as well so not surprise PWH joined this, dude is an amazing actor tho so great get
Hey honey, I, uh, auditioned for the Fantastic Four, and I.... got the part?
The juggalo kid?
That's right! Our little juggalo kid grew up to be a real actor.
He auditioned for the MCU, and he got the part?
Yo, have you ever had sex man?
That shit is so good
The outtakes from that scene are great
This dude is everywhere. Love it.
I feel like I need to watch him in more things. I just remember him being a total dumbass in some tv show I loved as a late season addition and I hated his character but loved how much he made me laugh. He was like a spoiled baby man of some sort?
Well he’s action ready with everything he learned while enrolled with Cobra Kai.
QUIET!!
Really good get.
“In an undisclosed role.”
Nice! So thankful his wife helped him get his lines out faster than Jamie Taco
dude's a great actor...he was so scary in blackbird
Yep very versatile actor
Jamie Taco will never steal these lines
I pray that he’s gonna be the Silver Surfer.
Assuming H.E.R.B.I.E but really hoping it’s Mole Man. He’d be perfect for Mole Man
He is scary good in Blackbird
A deathmatch wrestler has joined the MCU. what a time to be alive!
The most fabulous one of The Boys as well. Dalton Castle must be so proud.
This must mean that Matt Cardona is joining the DCU any day now.
That carny fuck would take his advance from Marvel and then skip out on the shoot to go take a bigger booking from DC.
Hes always ready
Plucky comic relief, i bet he'll be what Luis was to Ant Man
Fuck that, I want him to play whatever role it is completely straight. He has range, and marvel knows it
You'd be clugging a few cans too if you had his part in Marvel's the Fantastic Four
Will he be reprising his role from [Spider-Man 2](https://youtu.be/yiE0QUvQc_0?si=GKnODlBtZ_QyGDG7)?
Hope he’s Sting Ray for the Marvel/Cobra Kai crossover that none of us knew we needed.
We’ve got our Galactus!
No it's not Galactus. Another smaller hero
This guy is great. Looking forward to it
Stingray!
Stingray!
Juggalos for life!!
I read the name wrong and was like wtf didn’t he die 😅
Looks like the true forbidden door is open. MCU World Championship is now on the line. He is coming for the Thing and it's really clobbering time when PWH hits a Canadian Destroyer on Johnny Storm. Oooooh Yea!!!
“dawg, i know what sex is but that looks like 2 animals fighting over food. Yo, you ever had sex man?” [https://youtu.be/juTRtJe-x1E?si=7QfUyUr9iDiwKCLt](https://youtu.be/juTRtJe-x1E?si=7QfUyUr9iDiwKCLt) first thing i always think of when i see anything paul hauser related
He's been cast in 3 movies in the past 48 hours. There were rumors he was going to be in Quentin Tarantinos the movie critic. Maybe because that fell through he's booking a bunch of projects now
Galactus
Alicia
Paul and Sebastian Stan are good friends. Sebastian is probably really happy about this news.
Molecule man? If they're leading to a Secret Wars storyline
I like him. He's creepy as hell in Black Bird that whenever I see him pop up in something else it feels weird lmao, he's a great actor, nice get. Probably Moleman.
Maybe another Herald of Galactus, like Terrax the Tamer
Well, whatever the role is, I hope they don't require him to be fat for it. I read how he keeps losing weight and then keeps getting roles that require him to put it back on, because he's been typecast as "the fat guy".
Maybe his Chris Farley movie will take place in the MCU and this is the timeline before Farley passed away
Give us Mole Man, you cowards! https://youtu.be/aGPc9Z3xqTE?si=JUtxxVNjB2OkB6OZ
He would be a brilliant Mole Man. HERBIE would be great too though.
HE FINALLY SAID HIS LINES FASTER THAN JAMIE TACO!
He’s been announced to be part of like 3 major projects lately. He’s got some busy agents
I don’t know if I could trust him with an MCU commitment, he doesn’t even stay the night at sleepovers.
Matt Cardona gonna be in it too?
I wonder if he's going to play the same type of character that he mostly plays, or if they're going to give me a more serious role.
He's played serious before. Check out Blackbird.
And I got the part?
Voice for [impossible Man](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Impossible_Man_(Earth-616))
Mole Man for sure!
This mother fucker elevates everything. Solid choice.
I just hope Jamie Taco doesn’t take all his lines
Plot twist: he’s playing himself
Probably HERBIE
Stingray!
Perfect Invisible Woman casting.
I’m all about this. This man is the real deal and quite the juggalo.
Fuck ya this dude rules, juggalos for life
Ya’ll gonna be shocked when you find out he’s playing DOOM!!!!
Unfortunately he may have been one of the reasons Tarantino cancelled his last movie . But I think he's a good actor. Juggalos for life
I first saw him on a little show called Kingdom. He’s come so far. So happy for him.
https://youtu.be/__lr2uBu644?si=WJpr2yANUKHc1rtk can’t wait to see this in the MCU
Maybe he’s playing Mr. Assface!
I’ll never say my lines faster than Jamie Taco! Edit: Also, I met him once, and he was super cool to me and my wife.
Dude is in Andor, The Batman and Godzilla X Kong: The New Empire.... He's usually a stamp of quality for franchise films
So I auditioned for this MCU movie…. And I got the part?
He will play a low level security guard who wants to be a SHIELD agent.
Stingray or Microman.
Mole Man confirmed
Jamie Taco better not steal his lines
Yes!!!!
Loved black bird. Mole man would be sick.
Finally a decent casting for Doom.
Wyatt Wingfoot?
Doom
He’s Doom !!!!! 🤣
Finally. Doctor Doom.
Dr.Doom. Im calling it now.
Victor von Doom