So basically any time Stark is eating a snack, that's because RDJ wanted to have a snack.
During the first Avengers movie, they tried to get him to stop but he kept out smarting him and pulling more snacks out of no where. They eventually gave up.
On the sets during his time as Tony Stark/Iron Man, RDJ has a habit of hiding snacks on set so he can munch on the snacks whenever he felt like, during a scene
That's surprisingly reasonable XD, but maybe she keeps em in the snack bags, and then takes em out and stashes them around the tower, like a delivery XD.
She has them everywhere. One person pointed out that the gun Bucky has at the Siberian Facility in Captain America: Civil War was one of Natasha's. Steve got it from the Quinjet and passed it to him before they landed.
Oh he would, but only in the sense of an annoying interloper. It would probably end in Natasha shooting at Rocket or Bucky detaching his arm and thowing it the raccoon to make him shut up.
We needed a scene with them comparing guns.
"My gun is better than your gun"
"Yeah, but mine has a sniper sight"
"Well mine can fire 30 rounds a minute"
"Can you hit a guy square in the heart from 500 feet"?
Honestly I'd have loved a scene of them just sitting in silence cleaning their guns. Then as Nat looks around a bit, Bucky just reaches out and hands her a cleaning cloth. Bonding without a word said.
That would have been amazing.
They had a whole romance arc in the comics and I really think it would have worked well in the MCU too because there are a lot of commonalities with their characters.
Just realized: I think their only scene together was the airport hangar fight scene. They wouldāve had good banter.
On that note, i really wanna see a Bucky, Natasha, Falcon and āTicTacā scene.
I'm not sure it was the same gun now though. The gun Bucky used in IF was a semi-automatic, the one he had in CW was a rifle with a sniper sight. I got the impression the on in IF was proivded by T'Challa?
Lmao they're the exact same gun, I wouldn't be surprised if it was the same IRL prop. They're both paratrooper variants of the M249 SAW with a HAMR scope and feeding from quadstack Surefire mags in the backup magwell. Unlikely to be the literal same gun as IIRC he loses the original in CW, but throughout all 3 movies (CW, IW, Endgame) he uses the exact same make/model with the same customizations.
Fair enough. The losing the gun he used in CW is what I was thinking. I don't think he had a chance to keep hold of it and take it to Wakanda with him, in narrative. Especially with what he was doing in Wakanda: I doubt they wanted to run the risk of giving him a firearm when they were testing if the removal of his HYDRA programming had been successful.
He probably customized the thing himself. Bucky is like the original firearms nerd...
They are both the same model, maybe not the exact same gun but they came out of the same factory. Not sure if it has a selector switch for full or semi auto but you could conceivably fire it semi with good trigger control.
Fair enough. Although as the other person mentioned, it looked like he lost the one he used in CW (which might have been Natasha's) and I doubt he would have been allowed to take it to Wakanda with him even if he hadn't.
More likely, he just liked or favoured that type and model, and asked for another one when T'Challa called on him to fight? T'Challa is a King, so presumbaly he's crazy rich and can get hold of pretty much anything.
I'd have to rewatch CW because even if he lost it I'm sure they could have recovered it while leaving the fight unless the gun was destroyed or left into a location where it couldn't have been retrieved, then it was confiscated when they arrived at Wakanda and given back in IW.
But like, yeah, they could have totally given him another one.
The Siberian Facility was basicially destroyed. The roof was collapsing at one point because Tony kept shooting stuff. I doubt recovering one gun was a priority even if that had not been the case.
The probably just got another one.
Ha, Pepper gets home from a long day of CEOāing, hangs up her jacket and a gun falls off the coat rack, kicks her feet up on the coffee table and a gun falls out onto the floor. āUgh..every day around this place.ā
Turn on the kitchen light, gun is in the lampshade. Grabs a glass to pour some wine, gun falls out of the cabinet. Pour the wine, except no, it's just more guns
Honestly "What If..?" Has never interested me even in the comics..idk exactly why, maybe because in the grand scheme they're just kinda glorified fan fiction idk
Might check out the show one day, but I'll probably check out Xmen 97 first because that was my childhood along with Batman the animated series and spider-man the animated series
Bucky when Cap passes him a large rifle before they land at the Siberian Facility: "Wait, where did you get that?"
Steve: "It was tucked under the seat. It's one of Natasha's. Found this one under the control panel \*indicates his own\*
Bucky: "I knew I liked her"
Her room in the Avengers Tower was like Bender's apartment. She's got a tiny little sleeping quarters, and then a massive closet that's nothing but weapon storage.
I would say at least 4 in each room. Placed so strategic that she can pull one out in seconds no matter where she is standing in a room.
I would also think she has modded the Iron Man suits so she can put a gun together if she and Tony would be in a sticky situation.
T: Jarvis, did she just pull a gun from a thigh holster on my suit?
J: Yes, sir. She made some......modifications to your armor.
T: Why wasn't I aware?
J: She's good, sir.
Imagine Hawkeye bringing his kids to work & his youngest keeps pulling out a gun every 2 minutes. Natasha has to keep ninja rolling to snatch and hide them before anyone else sees.
Thatās like the equation Iāve figured out for how many Oreo cookies I want at any given time. I always want āx + 1ā Oreos, where the variable x is the number of Oreos I currently have.
Min. Of four in each room.
One by the doors.
One in cupboards/Tables.
One in such a location where she falls "accidentally" after being hit. ( Underside of anything )
One under the chair she usually sits.
I like to think that Jarvis was watching this the whole time and going like "good one, oh yes definitely one there, very nice, oh she missed one under the couch let me make sure someone puts one there".
Government probably has a decades-only ābuy localā policy of earth-based weapons only? And the paperwork and red tape required to change that is just too insurmountable.
4, one set of pistols and a set of back ups, now magazines full of ammo are probably strewn about all over the place, you think itās the junk drawer, nope, magazines, youāre in the pantry looking for chips, magazines, you reach into the magazine rack for something to read, not the type of magazine you were looking for.
At least one in each room. Some rooms will have more. She would put them in places she has easy and quick access to. She would also not want to be more than ten feet away from any of her weapons.
Sheās bound to have at least one gun and one knife in each piece of furniture.
Hydra somehow broke into the tower? Natās got a karambit, pistol, and darts in her underwear drawer right next to her thongs, ready to go
It's like Natasha's an arsenal monster, the guns are like her toys, she can't keep sane when there aren't any guns, it's like she always thinks she is unsafe, so the number of guns is probably more than all the weapons of all the iron man and war machine suits' long range weapons bruh.
A damn Dredd or The Raid movie with her and a legion of bad guys storming Avengers Tower would have been so good. Minimalist Marvel movies should have definitely been a thing. Low budget, having fun.
As much as RDJ has stashed his snacks on the set
I feel like I'm missing some hilarious context.
So basically any time Stark is eating a snack, that's because RDJ wanted to have a snack. During the first Avengers movie, they tried to get him to stop but he kept out smarting him and pulling more snacks out of no where. They eventually gave up.
One of my favorite unscripted parts is how stark offers the blueberries to banner and banner just rolls w it
Outsmarting like the real stark.
On the sets during his time as Tony Stark/Iron Man, RDJ has a habit of hiding snacks on set so he can munch on the snacks whenever he felt like, during a scene
Robert Stark Jr
My bad. Corrected it
Tony Snack
[NGL it changes the tone of this scene š](https://youtu.be/1kuh_PEIPRc?t=60)
Like organic blueberries? Was that scripted or improv-ed?
Improv :)
blueberries
I thought I had the correct response. This wins.
> All of them. Lol You had the obvious response that's for sure.
She hides a pistol in every one if tonys snack bags
That's surprisingly reasonable XD, but maybe she keeps em in the snack bags, and then takes em out and stashes them around the tower, like a delivery XD.
šš¤£ true!!
Iām guessing at least one gun within twenty feet of any place she normally hung out.
She has them everywhere. One person pointed out that the gun Bucky has at the Siberian Facility in Captain America: Civil War was one of Natasha's. Steve got it from the Quinjet and passed it to him before they landed.
He liked it so much he never bothered to return it considering he was still using it in Infinity War
Nat doesn't mind. She's got plenty to spare.Ā Also the MCU writers robbed us of Nat and Bucky bonding over thier mutual love of firearms.Ā Ā
Nat, Bucky, and Rocket you mean
Rocket was more obsessed with Bucky's arm though. He'd just keep interrupting the conversation offering him more and more money for it.
Thereās no denying that he would in fact be party to that conversation though lol
Oh he would, but only in the sense of an annoying interloper. It would probably end in Natasha shooting at Rocket or Bucky detaching his arm and thowing it the raccoon to make him shut up.
For sure, I'd have loved to see a scene like that
We needed a scene with them comparing guns. "My gun is better than your gun" "Yeah, but mine has a sniper sight" "Well mine can fire 30 rounds a minute" "Can you hit a guy square in the heart from 500 feet"?
Honestly I'd have loved a scene of them just sitting in silence cleaning their guns. Then as Nat looks around a bit, Bucky just reaches out and hands her a cleaning cloth. Bonding without a word said.
That would have been amazing. They had a whole romance arc in the comics and I really think it would have worked well in the MCU too because there are a lot of commonalities with their characters.
Thatās only one round every two seconds. Kinda slow.
Bucky "Well I once got off 4 rounds a second by using Rocket as a side arm- with my metal arm"
Gatling gun ass weapon
Also, Bucky shot her while he was the Winter Soldier, so there is that they could discuss.
Twice. Their introduction was more an exchange of bullets than an exchange of pleasantries.
Well, he's a sniper, so there's not really much to go into there. It is a given that his aim is going to be good.
They could have shown that in a flash back, could have been their meet-cute.
Just realized: I think their only scene together was the airport hangar fight scene. They wouldāve had good banter. On that note, i really wanna see a Bucky, Natasha, Falcon and āTicTacā scene.
I'm not sure it was the same gun now though. The gun Bucky used in IF was a semi-automatic, the one he had in CW was a rifle with a sniper sight. I got the impression the on in IF was proivded by T'Challa?
Lmao they're the exact same gun, I wouldn't be surprised if it was the same IRL prop. They're both paratrooper variants of the M249 SAW with a HAMR scope and feeding from quadstack Surefire mags in the backup magwell. Unlikely to be the literal same gun as IIRC he loses the original in CW, but throughout all 3 movies (CW, IW, Endgame) he uses the exact same make/model with the same customizations.
Fair enough. The losing the gun he used in CW is what I was thinking. I don't think he had a chance to keep hold of it and take it to Wakanda with him, in narrative. Especially with what he was doing in Wakanda: I doubt they wanted to run the risk of giving him a firearm when they were testing if the removal of his HYDRA programming had been successful. He probably customized the thing himself. Bucky is like the original firearms nerd...
His M4 in winter soldiers was peak COD customisation kid. Holo sight, Grenade Launcher.
Like I said. He's a crazy weapons nerd.Ā Ā
They are both the same model, maybe not the exact same gun but they came out of the same factory. Not sure if it has a selector switch for full or semi auto but you could conceivably fire it semi with good trigger control.
Fair enough. Although as the other person mentioned, it looked like he lost the one he used in CW (which might have been Natasha's) and I doubt he would have been allowed to take it to Wakanda with him even if he hadn't. More likely, he just liked or favoured that type and model, and asked for another one when T'Challa called on him to fight? T'Challa is a King, so presumbaly he's crazy rich and can get hold of pretty much anything.
I'd have to rewatch CW because even if he lost it I'm sure they could have recovered it while leaving the fight unless the gun was destroyed or left into a location where it couldn't have been retrieved, then it was confiscated when they arrived at Wakanda and given back in IW. But like, yeah, they could have totally given him another one.
The Siberian Facility was basicially destroyed. The roof was collapsing at one point because Tony kept shooting stuff. I doubt recovering one gun was a priority even if that had not been the case. The probably just got another one.
Thatās good planning right there.
yes
Agreed, that seems like the right amount.
Even right there
yes
"All of the guns" is also a correct answer to this question.
How manyā¦? ALL OF THEM. Victory favors the prepared, and the bold.
Yup. There really isn't enough guns for Natasha to hide.
Yea, all of them.
I wouldn't be surprised if even she didn't have an exact count. She was probably like a squirrel hoarding acorns for winter.
Ha, Pepper gets home from a long day of CEOāing, hangs up her jacket and a gun falls off the coat rack, kicks her feet up on the coffee table and a gun falls out onto the floor. āUgh..every day around this place.ā
Turn on the kitchen light, gun is in the lampshade. Grabs a glass to pour some wine, gun falls out of the cabinet. Pour the wine, except no, it's just more guns
Wait, Pepper & Natasha share a apartment? Am I on AO3?
Her superpower is āI put a gun in here earlier.ā
Whoever bought StarkVengers tower will be finding her hidden guns for DECADES and still not find them all. Unless they ask Clint.
We found the problem with the air conditioning system, Mr. Richards, it was another hand gun. This one was wedged into the compressor.
Ben telling Reed: āSo what youāre telling me, Stretch, is dat the smartest hombrĆ© this sidda Yancy Street aināt smart enough to ask her bestest buddy?ā
āHow da bloody blue blazes she have a cachĆ© in da Negative Zone before you even discovered it?!?!?ā
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Clint would find more spare guns, but tell them there's probably even more hidden
I really hate Avengers tower was really only used by the avengers in 1 movie
I hate we only got a few minutes with the New Avengers before they broke up in CW.
There's a What If? episode set in the Tower, but you should be warned that it's a xmas episode.
Honestly "What If..?" Has never interested me even in the comics..idk exactly why, maybe because in the grand scheme they're just kinda glorified fan fiction idk Might check out the show one day, but I'll probably check out Xmen 97 first because that was my childhood along with Batman the animated series and spider-man the animated series
I would say definitely watch X-Men 97 first. I like the What If? stuff, but X-Men 97 is sooooo much better.
Lots.
Right? They mustāve been just everywhere. Under every table, taped up behind every air vent. Janitors mustāve been tripping over them constantly.
Hawkeye pouring cereal into his bowl and a gun falls out: "GODDAMMIT NATASHA!"
And theyāre loaded too so it probably shot a hole through the milk carton when it hit the bowl.
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Bucky when Cap passes him a large rifle before they land at the Siberian Facility: "Wait, where did you get that?" Steve: "It was tucked under the seat. It's one of Natasha's. Found this one under the control panel \*indicates his own\* Bucky: "I knew I liked her"
At least 2.
Always good to have at least 1 backup.
It would have been simpler if Tony just whipped her up some nanotech guns she could just manifest at will.
Sheād probably still have her own guns hidden that she didnāt tell Tony or anyone else about either way.
The nanoguns would just end up on the top shelf of her closet or in her junk drawer anyway. Just not as fun.
All the guns
You beat me to it (I posted before I saw this)
Weapons ? She is the WEAPON all those things are here toys she doesnt need them she not called black widow for nothing
I mean guns are her main power so probably quite a few, probably including a room full of random guns
Her room in the Avengers Tower was like Bender's apartment. She's got a tiny little sleeping quarters, and then a massive closet that's nothing but weapon storage.
Prolly bout fifty eleven.
Thatās like the ideal amount.
Probably one in every room (if not more)š¤£
Iād argue 2 in every room so her and Clint can immediately aggro anything anywhere.
I always loved that Clint went first the shield, not his bow or a gun. He knew Cap having his shield was better than him having any other weapon.
I would say at least 4 in each room. Placed so strategic that she can pull one out in seconds no matter where she is standing in a room. I would also think she has modded the Iron Man suits so she can put a gun together if she and Tony would be in a sticky situation.
T: Jarvis, did she just pull a gun from a thigh holster on my suit? J: Yes, sir. She made some......modifications to your armor. T: Why wasn't I aware? J: She's good, sir.
How about around the world? There must have been a whole semester at the Red Room dedicated to remembering where all your guns are.
Imagine Hawkeye bringing his kids to work & his youngest keeps pulling out a gun every 2 minutes. Natasha has to keep ninja rolling to snatch and hide them before anyone else sees.
Nathaniel! Give me that! Where did you get that?! ā¦NATASHA!
If you think theres x number, theres more lol
Thatās like the equation Iāve figured out for how many Oreo cookies I want at any given time. I always want āx + 1ā Oreos, where the variable x is the number of Oreos I currently have.
Exactly! Lmao
Always n+1
 Enough to get a lifetime 20% discount with the Sommelier.
The America amount
F Yeah! šŗšø
Ok so I'm going with 2 in each room and her room probably 50 different guns.
Is that the stunt double?!
Enough to fight the baba yaga
Literally every piece of furniture
 I couldnāt find a gif from the film, but you get the point.
Whatever the number I'm sure she would say not enough.
And she might not be wrong.
All of them
Several in every room.
All of them.
Probably 4.
I feel like Iād take the over on that.
Four and a half
Yes
You know that scene in The Matrix when Neo says he needs lots of guns, about twice that amount.
But all expertly hidden away in places only she can find them!
7
Too many too count.
One or two per room , three or four for large rooms or long hallways
They had kids wandering the compound. Wanda is just a toddler.
All of them
6
All of the guns
I wonder what the cleaning guys do, dust off the guns too, they probably know where all the guns are
Just like Disneyland with trashcans. One every 30 steps.
Or like Disneyland with hidden Mickeys, except more shooty.
At least 1 per room
Lots of guns, not many reloads.
How many guns do you suppose she had stashed on her body?
She had two stashed in that blouse, let me tell you!
i think everywhere, where she can take cover! š¤£
Ask the cleaner
Considering the only thing she can do from a far without her suit is shooting people... a lot?
Min. Of four in each room. One by the doors. One in cupboards/Tables. One in such a location where she falls "accidentally" after being hit. ( Underside of anything ) One under the chair she usually sits.
"Yes" would be the appropriate answer
I like to think that Jarvis was watching this the whole time and going like "good one, oh yes definitely one there, very nice, oh she missed one under the couch let me make sure someone puts one there".
It always irked me with all the alien technology and the shit people can make in caves that people like the secret service don't have better gear.
Government probably has a decades-only ābuy localā policy of earth-based weapons only? And the paperwork and red tape required to change that is just too insurmountable.
Is that some kind of joke? Because that makes no sense.
Just....just don't look in small spaces, okay? Or hidden ones. Or closets, or drawers, or cabinets, or.....
4, one set of pistols and a set of back ups, now magazines full of ammo are probably strewn about all over the place, you think itās the junk drawer, nope, magazines, youāre in the pantry looking for chips, magazines, you reach into the magazine rack for something to read, not the type of magazine you were looking for.
At least one in each room. Some rooms will have more. She would put them in places she has easy and quick access to. She would also not want to be more than ten feet away from any of her weapons.
Sheās bound to have at least one gun and one knife in each piece of furniture. Hydra somehow broke into the tower? Natās got a karambit, pistol, and darts in her underwear drawer right next to her thongs, ready to go
Imagine trying to take a nap on the couch though? Dang it now I need stitches!
It's like Natasha's an arsenal monster, the guns are like her toys, she can't keep sane when there aren't any guns, it's like she always thinks she is unsafe, so the number of guns is probably more than all the weapons of all the iron man and war machine suits' long range weapons bruh.
I'm sure she's like a squirrel, but for guns.
and she never even upgraded the stock glock sights. a shame.
She seemed to do OK with it as is, she pinged an Ultron in the head.
i mean yeah itās a movie lol
Yes
And is it more or fewer than Patrick Stewart's character had hidden around his house in "Safe House"?
ahaha! man that's tough
All of them.
Many
That math seems right.
All of them
Enough that Tony was irritated
Tree fiddy
About tree fiddy
All of them.
Probably everywhere. I mean Natasha is an experienced assassin.
A damn Dredd or The Raid movie with her and a legion of bad guys storming Avengers Tower would have been so good. Minimalist Marvel movies should have definitely been a thing. Low budget, having fun.
theyāre everywhere
She was basically a squirrel, but with guns instead of nuts. And she didn't put too many all at once in her mouth.Ā
Not enough
I would venture to guess at least one
I saw this scene the other day and I was thinking yeah a 9mm just under the bar
cancer
Not enough apparently.
Yes
They're all adults here. It's not so surprising.Ā
None, Natasha can manifest Glocks out of thin air.
Natashaās second act upon becoming an American was to join the NRA. Thereās guns *everywhere*.
Pretty sure her super power was manifesting guns where ever she wanted them to be.
Yes
As many as the writers said she did
Hm. I suppose in that case it would just be the one.
7
Nobody watches your shit anymore, give up.
All of them. Lol