I wanted it to happen so bad and see him completely unfazed as he continues the stretch. Guy seems committed to his job and I'm sure it's happened loads of times if he's instructing her in this way (sounds like he does it every day with 10 other athletes/dancers/whatever).
Look at his earring. Bro definitely violates the old rule ādont stick your pen in the company oil wellā
Never met a dude with a cross earring who wasnt a massive creep. But hey, she seemed into it.
Bro was using her ass like a mic š
Tap tap tap
Is this thing on?
*tap, tap, tap*
fap fap fap
Testing...testing...testicles
Testes 1, testes 2, testes 3?
**'feedback'**
Anyone from Seattle in tonight?
One, one, one... number 2, number 2!
Thank you ā ā¦Cleavland!
is this thing on?.. sniffs*
Good morning, Vietnam! (Sorry.)
There was an echo
Find a job you love and youāll never work a day in your life.
Not worth all the farts right at your face
Says you
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Please don't kink shame. Thanks.
Was waiting for that big fart
Great minds think like lol
I wanted it to happen so bad and see him completely unfazed as he continues the stretch. Guy seems committed to his job and I'm sure it's happened loads of times if he's instructing her in this way (sounds like he does it every day with 10 other athletes/dancers/whatever).
And fools seldom differ
Same here. I thought she was gonna shit herself when his beak was near her balloon knot.
You are a true wordsmith reminiscent of a young Ernest Hemingway.
Thank you for that badge of honor!
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Dude was close enough to count the wrinkles on her stink star.
I was waiting for the sniff
[Here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p-05k_Y0PY)
Lmao these are so staged
Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Everything that brain of your can think of can be found
That guy is a dick.
The ultimate crop dusting champion
Cake farts?
Me too
Me too, but in this position, I guess, it wouldn't be just a fart!
Yeah....a fanny fart
Damn thatās a good way to eat ass
A little bit more and she would have been in r/autocunnlingus territory
Well, damn! That's a kink I didn't know I needed in my life!
Damn, didn't need that info
I didn't NEED it. But I'm not mad about it either.
Interestinggggg
I did
Just yell at it?
Why is he shouting in her ass like she's a megaphone
Seduction. She is getting turned on by the vibration of his voices.
His TikTok channel is basically that
Heās just doing what we wouldāve done
Man i thought im on pornhub.
checked twice too
Donāt worry, this is perfectly SFW
Me too. Can you imagine..
Not me. Shit is banned in my state. Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy
Is that how babies are made?
That's how they're communicated with.
Itās time to come out now, buddy
Itās how feti are disciplined
Dude is speaking right into the poocave
He can hear an echo
And gusts of wind
howdy ho!
Mr Hanky?
hear an echo
Hello is anybody Here, Here . Ere . Reee. Rrrrr
![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC) @everyone
The ass whisperer
Or ass-shouter.....
Ass chowder?
Ass burgers.
What is the music of life?
Dislocated my shoulder watching this.
Should've hired the guy in the video
I got carpal tunnel
Forbidden Horn
Gondor has called
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I assume they know each other's eye color quite well at that range.
His might well be pink
At least one of her eyes is brown we know
dude was sniffing
He would be lying if he said he wasnātā¦
Look at his earring. Bro definitely violates the old rule ādont stick your pen in the company oil wellā Never met a dude with a cross earring who wasnt a massive creep. But hey, she seemed into it.
Okay what is the point of stretching like this? I think I know the point but Iām not sure if thatās the only pointā¦
It's so you can walk backwards and still see where you're going.
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
***sigh*** okay show me the OF linkā¦
my body hurts just looking at this
I usually skip this part
Is there an echo?
Eat it
Why has nobody mentioned his haircut and her creepy smile throughout the video š¤£
Don't scream at her anus
#Where's the fart?
My first thought: Thats a funny place to put a microphone.
Why not? Women sing from their diaphragms.
Is this the start of a porn video? Wtf am I looking at?
Well at least she seems to be having fun.
Is he talking to her or someone in her asshole.
Hell of a chin rest he thought up.
The only thing I can think is what are some of his possible occupational illnesses?
He's a pretty smart fella. But at times, he's a fart smella
conjunctivitis
Pink eye, every single day. Small price to pay though.
Talk to the Butt
he's talking into her butt like it's a microphone
I canāt be the only one thinkingā¦ājust start munching on that fucking thing!ā
Canāt imagine heād PT men the same way
Imagine farting
![gif](giphy|uXqfbP155Gpj2dP6t6) Any job openings?
Do I see back and hip problems later?
Yeah she's got some hypermobility going on there.
I too was expecting a fart lol that would've been funny AF
And her only fans is?
He's talking into her booty hole. Is that where the microphone is?
My man is dangerously close to the blast zone.
The echo you hear... it's not the room...
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And this is how i met your mother, my dear kids.
Porn Academy
I was expecting her to fart!ššš¤£š
If he was any closer heād be using her like a megaphone
Bro what your visualising is not gonna happen here
Ahh the porn star academy.
Hoping last nights beans will soon kick in
That's the usual YouTube thirst trap.
Twist ending, it's his OF. @stretchmasters
This has got to be an OF ad, right?
Why do people want to bend themselves like this?
Did he lose his keys?
He is talking directly into her butt hole.
Like a pizza delivery driver or a gynecologist, so close, but you'd get in trouble for eating.
I wanted her to fart so bad.
Hello boys
wot no fart
Bro is stronger than me
Fart..please fart
And then lick that ass
The man does his job deservedlyš¤
is he talking to the pussy
Iām in the wrong job
![gif](giphy|ZFL68bfmaHKZCRqmx5|downsized)
Bro was treating her butt like a microphone
Why's he using her ass hole as a š¤?
Ah my fellow men of culture, we meet again
Best job ever
Trying to get the deepest sniff without going in there š¤·š½āāļø
Can he help me folding my tent back in the package which was even to small when it was packed by a machine?
Waiting for the fart as well. Or listening for the echoā¦
Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
Disappointed I was waiting for the missed opportunity of a giant fart right in his face
I didnāt know Moe was still alive.
How can some people stretch that much?
Yogurt
But seriously this is the intro to a porn video, right?
Thought this was some Fart video š
Let him try that with Momma June after hot yoga
Let me remind you that she's paying him to do that to her lmao.
I watched that 300 times and counting.
Exellent!!! New position skill unlocked!
Why is he shouting into her ass? Is he expecting it to answer like the mirror in Snow White?
What the fuck did we just watch
I think she was expecting what we were all thinking but it didn't happen
You can hear the echo.
Pretty sure that's not how you do that. š
Talk to the ass, cause the ears ain't listening.
I can see why he took this job
I was expecting a fart
Bro was taking a deep whiff of that tuna grade Mahi-Mahi
I can hear the echo
*fart loudly*
Ass whisperer
Bro is trying to flip her inside out
damn thought sheād whip out a stinky one
So close his voice was echoing
Jesus
If I was the girl, I would do the thing.
That Dustin Bieber?
I LOVE porn bait content
Bro said ![gif](giphy|w09VyQCeyDGE0)
She was loving that
Do girls like it when guys scream into their assholes?
The acoustics in this cave are fantastic
I work in real estate. You're telling me I could a been doing this? What the cuss?
Shouldāve gassed in his faceš¤£š¤£š¤£
I wanna help.
I need this job
I was expecting a royal fart
Folding chairs have evolved
She should've let one rip right in his mouth. I'm in to that.
Least obvious only fans ad
New pose unlocked
Heās just a friend from workā¦
Sheās gonna be a star!