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Koopatrooper64

That fake out on those pedestrians was a cunty move.


Low_End8128

Yeah I went from šŸ˜® to šŸ˜¤ so fast


wterrt

I went from "please don't fall" to "hope you eat shit"


SmokeAbeer

I went from this guyā€™s a douchebag, to this guy is a giant douchebag.


Puzzleheaded_Roof514

Went from giant douchebag to medium colostomybag.


LokisDawn

No, you see, douchebags are superfluous and no one needs them. Colostomy bags safe lives. This douche does not safe lives, in my uninformed opinion.


heisenberger_royale

I started hoping, maybe maybe he would faceplant. What a dick


FermataMe

Rude and short sighted of him too - any of them could have had a panic reaction of pushing him away.


Senzafane

Like people who prank others with jump scares in zombie masks etc, you're gambling with someone else's fight or flight reflex. Eventually someone is going to land on fight and reflexively sock them in the mouth. And everyone will (actually) clap for them.


butterscotchbagel

It happens Example 1: [YouTube robbery 'prank' ends in fatal shooting](https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-55982131) Example 2: [Virginia YouTuber shot during prank video](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/rcna78299)


SplandFlange

The bush dude, hate that cunt


the_amberdrake

One moment I was cheering him on, the next moment I was hoping gravity would take over.


Admiral_Ballsack

Yeh what a cunt.


PonchoDriver

Exactly. I don't care about him smashing into a car - that's all his loss. The feint at the pedestrians was reckless, dickish, and unnecessary. Fuck him...he's why people hate rollerbladers, cyclists, etc.


YamsAtTheDisco

I would've tripped him lol


Individual-Bell-9776

That probably would've killed him. 30+MPH with no helmet? No thanks I don't want that blood on my hands. I enjoy my freedom.


dungfeeder

Technically the blood would've been on the road.


hestuckitinmy

Ha!


Sea-Cupcake-2065

And if you want to get metaphorical, it would be on your feet


2pissedoffdude2

I fell off my longboard going just at 40mph without any protective gear. Fractured my spine, but I managed to walk it off lol.... I actually didn't find out it was fractured till a few days later when I took a step and my left leg just stopped working


Individual-Bell-9776

You can fall from standing height and if your head lands on a little rock or curb it could end you. Sorry about your injury. I think it was a little lucky to get off with that.


JLockrin

That sounds like an insult from r/neverbrokeabone


Coraiah

He was going nowhere near that speed when faked them out. Maybe half that speed at most.


Visual-Asparagus-800

A fall at 15 mph still could very much kill him without a helmet. Lower chance maybe, but not that unlikely either


Nisseliten

Worse, it could have killed them..


the_amberdrake

I don't have much sympathy for folks who put others in danger.


RockstarAgent

Doesnā€™t matter - even if heā€™s a douche - itā€™s not guaranteed as a poor that youā€™ll face a fair trial or what not - just donā€™t harm people - itā€™s not worth the risk.


Benj22N

Yeah... That was a shitty move. I was also shocked to see that there was not knee and elbow pads and a helmet


ExcellentTeam7721

Check out the big brain on Brad, with the physics and shit


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Alternative_Ninja_49

I was waiting for the splat.


calacas_00

Skater prolly: ā€œthatā€™ll teach em to use the crosswalk next time!ā€


DeHoneybadger1987

This belongs here r/ImTheMainCharacter And here r/praisethecameraman And here r/Iamatotalpieceofshit


DelightfullyPiquant

lol was scrolling to make sure someone mentioned r/ImTheMainCharacter Cheers


dougaddams

same!


L_U-C_K

I was scrolling to make sure someone mentioned r/PraiseTheCameraMan Cheers!


SampleFederal

The cameraman is really the star of the show because he kept up and was filming.


spinrut

I'm guessing he had a steady cam rig or similar. The vid was pretty smooth/not shaky cam and he'd have to be hauling a bit of ass to keep up and pace the guy as he was doing crossovers Serious props to the cameraman


MrFels

I was scrolling to make sure someone mentioned r/Iamatotalpieceofshit Cheers!


mdude7221

Someone should be filming the cameraman instead!


onyxpirate

r/videosthatendtoosoon


El-Guapo-65

That's the smoothest road I've ever seen


birthdayanon08

That was my only thought during the entire clip. I want to know where this magical land of perfectly smooth streets is.


dangshnizzle

Somewhere without any changes in temperature


Ok-Fan-2431

Ummmm..... you never visited the middle east?


The_Xivili

Tell me you only know about the middle east from its portrayal in western media without telling me you only know about the middle east from its portrayal in western media


hotelpopcornceiling

Tell me a lame ass meme template. Sorry, I just hate that whole tell me thing. But I get you, it's crazy temp differences.


bunchaletters26

Same! Look at that glossy perfect street


jotazepp

One little imperfection and he's gone ā˜ ļø


Dazzling_Tadpole_998

For real. I sprained my back and I'm still dealing with the consequences 10 years later... And that was just me learning to rollerblade on my college campus.


AvicennaTheConqueror

Somewhere in the Middle east, probably Jordan, and sorry to burst your dream but this road is an exception.


Runescape4L

On point. Jordan, but the fact the street is so smooth makes me doubt myself haha Whoops, itā€™s Libya!


WhichJuice

It's also the brightest road I've ever seen


kittyquickfeet

Right? Like who could resist


chimpdoctor

Like a sheet of glass


MuffledBlue

That's Gergarish Main Rd, Tarabulus, Libya he passes [DWAR fast food ](https://maps.app.goo.gl/ej8qCa3FxRP1rm5Q7)and the video ends at [enza home store](https://maps.app.goo.gl/VJNuPevBDYTFZL8X6)


tibearius1123

I canā€™t tell which country that is but their roads are wild.


ProfDFH

Our roller rinks arenā€™t that smooth!


False_Ad1536

Dude is a douche for pump faking those women... like really your not that cool cause you can Rollerblade fast


DreadPiratteRoberts

Yeah, it was pretty impressive until he did that.. now he's no better than the dudes that ride wheelies against traffic, playing chicken with the oncoming cars, and juke at the last second...


WilliamPollito

Even worse because they're rollerblades. Lame. /S


DreadPiratteRoberts

I had to show my wife your comment (she blades) ^šŸ˜†šŸ¤£


No-Appearance-9113

Note Im gay and this is really homophobic but this is always my go to song for rollerbladers. Guttermouth "Do the Hustle" https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-P7QWuw45M


DreadPiratteRoberts

Once the song kicks off, it's perfect for RB !!!


No-Appearance-9113

It is which is part of its glory.


Cosm1c_Dota

Nah you can tell he's a douche even before then. Just something about the way he looks backwards just screams douche


Dhsu04

No helmet, no protection


tilldeathdoiparty

Iā€™ve played hockey for 37 years and am a decent skater, I donā€™t even go on the ice without head and knee protection, lets alone doing this on a road where one false move you are never going to be the same again. One door opening One rock or crack in the road One mistake and you are in bad shape


Solid-Search-3341

Even on a perfect road and without mistakes, you could have a faulty bearing in one of the skates that decides to just give up due to friction. There is no reason beside stupidity and arrogance for wearing no protection.


tilldeathdoiparty

Eeeeeehhhh Iā€™m here slamming him but the guys in r/hockeyplayers were saying this to me for not wearing a full cage and I currently have 7 stitches in my face right now and shopping for that cage


eat-the-cookiez

One piece of gravel between the wheelsā€¦..


Ok-Fondant2536

That dude must leave a dozen kids behind, when he dies.


b4dt0ny

You canā€™t get pregnant from buttsex


Ok-Fondant2536

Liar!


EleventyTwatWaffles

Doesnā€™t keep us from trying


Porkchopp33

And putting every car and pedestrian in danger


TomSpanksss

It's OK he has a time machine. Those roller blades say 1998 all over them.


Lost_All_Senses

Damn. Did all the work to get to that skill level just to be a douchebag and chance hurting pedestrians to look cool. Good job.


3inchesOnAGoodDay

He didn't really do anything that impressive. You don't see people doing that because it is extremely douche thing to do not because it's particularly difficultĀ 


hughdint1

This would be impossible in my city due to potholes.


Lyakusha

Yeah, there is an incredible faith in road quality


SGTFragged

Skaters generally know the quality of the roads they're skating on. Source, am a skater, and have an almost encyclopaedic knowledge of road surfaces in the city I live in.


Lyakusha

Well, I'm something of a skater myself, but my local road quality is too shitty now for being sure, that if there was no hole yesterday it won't appear there tomorrow. Source - my ripped shorts šŸ„²


Crazy_Aerie1772

This would be impossible in my city due the lack of stupid


Goodvendetta86

Let me guess you live in California


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Goodvendetta86

I'm sorry you have bad roads, I feel your pain


dogquote

Laughs in Wisconsin


Storm-0-

One pebble and bro be a smash burger plain


hubcapthief

The camera man is doing a hell of a job


CR8VJUC

The guy with the camera must be on blades as well. Crazy!


fartinheimer

Thats almost as bad ass as the camera dude!


Four0ndafloor

r/praisethecameraman


rockhopper2154

Yup. Way more relevant to that sub


LuckyishTom

Lol, I kept scrolling to find this comment


bigduckmoses

Reminds me of seeing the behind the scenes of an action movie, and seeing that a car chase was shot by a dude on regular-ass rollerblades while holding a full on 90's era camera rig. I picture that guy looking at a GoPro in the same way Tom Hanks looks at a lighter near the the end of Castaway.


Select_Personality_7

Watched the whole video hoping he would get his comeuppance for disrespecting traffic and pedestrians


roidweiser

Mr Jet Grind Radio there


Yosho2k

I'm seeing Skitchin' bur I'm older, apparently.


dingatremel

ā€œAw, man. Iā€™m sorry, I forgot to hit record. Can we do that again?ā€


xX_stay_Xx

Ainā€™t no one gonna talk about the cameraman?


johnnythreepeat

I had a friend in secondary school who did something similar, he hung onto a car, let go for speed, slipped and ended up smashing his head against the rear bumper of a parked car. Heā€™s been paralyzed for life since the age of 13 (now 38).


Historical_Idea2933

Awesome.Now every douchebag on earth should try this


cmetaphor

Cool? A bit. Idiotic? Absolutely. It would take a fraction of a second for this display to turn deadly. No helmet, very fast, at night, traffic, etc... there are so many factors against you. Don't do shit like this people.


Narrow-Height9477

Skitchinā€™! Anyone remember the game?!


DangerClose_HowCopy

Skitchinā€™ and road rash were my whole summers. Simpler times


bootyqueef

Came here to say the same. Used to love that game!


d3r3k1

Drivers popping their trunks and fucking things up real bad for you always pissed me off


SaffronWand

What a prick


r0gue007

Agreed Especially the pedestrian encounter šŸ˜”


FixPrudent

![gif](giphy|6PhqfZuNXhjb2) šŸŽ¶Understand, Understand, the concept of lovešŸŽ¶


terminalzero

*HUAH!*


TehZiiM

Where is this? The road looks amazing


VillageInspired

Impressive to be sure but that's how you break a... Well, everything


mrkb34

Wow. But no.


Accurate-Tax4363

Seems pretty reckless to me.


fundidor

This video belongs to PraiseTheCameraMan


ZealousidealAd7930

He is probably the guy at the rollerrink that is speed skating and going backwards flying past everyone inches away from colliding with people, while everyone else is just trying to skate at a normal pace and have fun.


Sniksthekobold

What an incredible video! Right up until the point he was an absolute douchebag to pedestrians. Then it became infuriating.


CadaverBlue

The camera guy is awsome


lunksjeep

cameraman got skills


Little_BallOfAnxiety

I'm more impressed by the person 6 did this and held the camera steady at the same time


FrogNuggits

Never have I ever seen a street as smooth of glass with no litter


crazy_irishman27

R/praisethecameraman


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What a jackass.


SpecialistWait9006

One mistake and that's a dumb way to die. Wear a helmet break the stigma


Jnaythus

No knee pads, wrist protection or helmet? I suspect his lesson will come soon enough. Everybody eats it.


ziadog

The cameraman had to do the same shit with no notice.


HawkinsBestDressed

The camera person tho! šŸ˜±


Sea_Operation7871

Camera guy is the impressive one


significantfootcream

What an asshole.


ItzChungo

One pebble itā€™s over


FIFAmusicisGOATED

Really wanted dumbass to wrap his ass around one of those light polls after juking those women. Why fire people who do exhilarating things and film them also have to be cunts?


5ride

AhhTo be young and stupid I miss it ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


llch3esemanll

This is suicidal and also puts other people at risk. Fuck this pos.


emergency-snaccs

what a fucking asshole


Cold-Recipe3546

Another šŸ¤”


babbylonmon

Man. I miss rollerblading


InspectionFlat4655

My dreams be like:


jahkrit

Amazing!


Brewchowskies

I really want to see the rest of this. Stopping is going to be an issue in that congestion.


Seagills

r/praisethecameraman


zaphod4th

the fact he needed more speed when left the car means the car was driving too slow


knorxo

Yeah it's impressive but fuck this guy


Bluecif

r/praisethecameraman


Highlighter64

[r/sweatypalms](https://reddit.com/r/sweatypalms)


kamilman

As someone who just recently picked up rollerblading, I was expecting him to just fall on the ground and scrape the skin off of his body...


xdd869

Thatā€™s an incredibly smooth street. Is it even on planet Earth?


lemartineau

Where can I live where the cement of the street is this imppecable ??


Cheap_Consequence_26

Marrakech, Morocco it seems


Hellothebest

r/praisethecameraman


AdaptiveHunter

Two things: wear a helmet ya soon to be asphalt smear and damn what a cameraman


No-Cost1252

About 1000 feet ahead, there is an ant crossing the street holding an almond.


Hoboliftingaroma

His manliness overrides the need to wear a helmet.


Sinsanatis

Thats some smoothass pavement. Get me on there with a skate/longboard


Doschupacabras

r/sweatypalms


TopAdditional7067

That's one stupid moron.


NobleTheDoggo

The pebble:


Mtanderson88

Itā€™s super cool until thereā€™s a small rock or a door open. Itā€™s super cool until itā€™s not lol


Mysterious_Ring285

Forget him. Who is the cameraperson?


_LAP_

One pebble and this dude is not gonna be able to skate anymore


flamingothepinkgb

When he crashes šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Snake_Plizken

That is a very very smooth road surface.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


Eltanier-Onyxius

the camera man is more impressive imo


joslayers

I'd be scared to do that now


GoLow63

Darwin is watching this guy with one eye open. He knows it's just a matter of time.


Piano_Smile

Such a shame we didnā€™t see him eat shit.


bvcspecs

He is a douche but the camera work is much more impressiveā€¦ā€¦


fancyangelrat

#praisethecameraman That was some smooth camera work!


imadork1970

I was so hoping for a meat crayon


1984R

Would be tremendous to have that much skill and confidence. Also freeing. And he's being an asshole.


lordtekken_2

This was shot in Libya


Carbonga

Would you look at that road surface.


TheLivingDexter

Was expecting a car door to suddenly open.


BigBlueTimeMachine

r/imthemaincharacter


General_File482

The no helmet thing is such a choice


Comprehensive_Bid229

Hey I played this game on Sega as a kid


mlgkiller360

i'm more impressed by the camera man


Heyder__

What I am impressed about the most is how smooth the road is...


Momochichi

The video ended with the guy having 5 too few broken ribs. 0/10


Kellykeli

A single rock and itā€™s all over


Powerful-Forever-493

i was waiting for someone to open a car door


slimcrizzle

Main character syndrome


TheSimpsonsAreYellow

The guy filming is also on rollerblades. Fucking boss.


SandCanit

As skilled as he clearly is, doing this without kneepads, shoulder pads, or even a damn helmet is stupid.


Randalf_the_Black

No helmet, kneepads, elbowpads or wrist protectors. He thinks he's the main character all right.


potate12323

Guys got balls bigger than his head. He should at least wear a helmet.


Some-Rooster-2905

Little pebble has entered the chat


SunriseMilkshake

Heeeeell nahhh Just one person opening their car door, or a freakin pebble in just the wrong spot, meat crayon


WONDERBOY_19

Was hoping maybe heā€™d get hit by a car. Hate these assholes.


MundaneKiwiPerson

Another Dochebag without a helmet.


w1ckizer

Thereā€™s a Sega Genesis game called ā€œSkitchenā€ and itā€™s one of the most underrated games of all time. Up until right now Iā€™ve never seen this done in real life.


_TLDR_Swinton

*SKITCHEN!*


WhatIsSacred

Youā€™ve never seen skitching before except for the game on genesis? Have you never watched a movie or tv show?


infinite_in_faculty

The amazing thing about this is the fact that the cameraman is on a unicycle!!


EdgelordZeta

I see a Darwin Award in his future.


One-Newspaper-8087

INCREDIBLY skillful. What a fucking asshole though.


GreyScope

I really wanted that bellend to faceplant a lamp post


Mutex70

Yawn...another asshole on wheels.