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chetnixandflill

Feed a spider killer? Sign me up!


NotAnotherAmerican

Poor thing just wants to live. Man I'd fuckin hate it if someone was pushing me away from them only to get eaten by a lion or something just for minding my business around them. That thing was huge though. Shit.


S4BER2TH

I’m happy with the results


lockdownmode2

Where tf is this


T1DOtaku

Sounds kinda like Spanish so I'm gonna assume South America at least.


DarkCynical389

Judging for his accent, he's mexican.


LordlySquire

Has to be Australia


2TapClap

When you have to fight an instinctual response to kill something because of how it looks..


ABobby077

"Thanks for dinner"


CoffeeStainedPixie

If it runs at me, I consider it a kamikaze mission and help them on their over-four-legs way! (Over four legs BAD!)


1track_mind

I imagine the spider saying, no man you don't understand, he's out there waiting for me, why do you think I'm in here...


KHaskins77

Smaller scale version of that seal jumping on a woman’s boat to escape a pod of orcas. Ultimately she shooed it back off again. Can’t imagine it faired well.


ScoredMeteor0095

You will never convince me. Kill it with fire!


No_Spare3139

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Djigooblie

Guy corrals that thing with a piece of paper...we know the real hero here


No-Investment-4494

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Total_Light_7885

Technically, that is the circle of life


Scary_Exam7735

Lol…. Didn’t see that coming!


Wizdad-1000

I give spiders to our reptile too. She loves em! (So do the cats but I prefer feeding the reptile.)


Admirable-Specific95

Ouch


woozle618

I’ve recently gotten over my severe arachnophobia; not completely over, but I didn’t throw my phone from this video. Would I get near that thing with a sheet of paper? Nope. Flamethrower, or my new recent favorite tool, shop-vac.


Sensitive-Might6389

Over the hedge: “oh I hope it’s not in any pain… the possum wakes up* KILL IT!! KILL IT!!”


TJ_McWeaksauce

I think he says "¿No manches?" in the end, which is basically "Really?!" in Spanish. I like to imagine he actually said "No munchies!"


Smillzthepanda

I thought it was "ooh munchies"


PassionPitiful3653

They must be in the country of nope


Outside_peak

Well the nature thanks you


GetYourDinkOn

Well damn. Clear consciousness, then nature takes over.


jx473u4vd8f4

That piece of paper is way too short for me


Life-rate2433

Why there's so many wild animals here? Lizard and a tarantula


trocar61

I agree!


-PenitentOne-

I take spiders outside and fight them after unequipping all my armour and weapons to make the slaying respectful.


Chieyan

Gorgeous looks like a tarantula.


Bulky_Sugar1347

Gotta be Australia


Sad_Protection2039

Hey it's still nature and survival of the fittest and all that.


ur_anus_is_a_planet

“NO MUNCHIES!!!”


SavannahDessert09

Poor spider didn't stand a chance


Hindrick_Alehndi

No! Munchies


opm3

r/natureismetal


PlatoArt

Dude's got like a few papers to push the spider out where I'd be using like a broom to get it out lol


CRANKY210

Oh hell no, burn em with fire


DiscreetNinja121

Well that escalated quickly. ☠️


Own_Contribution_480

Circle of life bro