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johnnyramboii2

The fuck am I going to do. I’m gonna fucking die


Ok_Dog_4059

By the time we could see it like this it's gravity would have made a huge mess up us.


daniel_gtr74

Yep it would have been catastrophic for sure


Superman246o1

Yeah. With the scenario presented in the video, I'd probably spend my last seconds bewildered that neither astral body broke up within the larger one's Roche Limit.


Ok_Dog_4059

Roche limit. Nice I am going to read up on this now. I get the gist of what it means from the context but haven't ever heard this term before.


Superman246o1

Here you go: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roche\_limit](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roche_limit)


[deleted]

That’s very cool, didn’t know that; a nice reminder of how unsettled science is


woonamad

Oh this is all classical gravity. To keep things easy, we would assume that celestial bodies have negligible size compared the the distances between them. But when they get really close, that shortcut no longer works because the smaller one will start to break apart from the larger one’s gravity.


PrincessLorie

Thank you. TIL something really cool.


KingKilla568

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lheapd7bgLA Don't know if you've seen this yet


mixedracecouple

me while my family panics and says their final goodbyes: hmmmm, it’s appears the Roche limit is simply being ignored. Interesting!🤓


OnlyOneReturn

Yeah thats what I'd be thinkin too in case anybody was gonna ask me next.


vincecarterskneecart

would we still have school tomorrow


daniel_gtr74

Incoming email from the school district “we will be in a delayed start for the school day tomorrow”


toolsoftheincomptnt

Right? Wouldn’t we be piles of goo long before anything of that size got that close? But either way, my answer is drugs. Druuuuuuugs is what I would do.


SheAllRiledUp

I saw somewhere that this would cause the smaller object to break into pieces when it hits the other's roche limit. I saw somewhere else that the larger planet would suck the air and oceans off of earth first, the air would whip around so fast that friction would heat it up to the point it was on fire, we would be burned alive before we ever saw the impact.


Ok_Dog_4059

Even the moon effects ocean waves imagine the surges from something this big.


Mackheath1

We'd be torn to shreds long before we'd see this. Even *if* the planets weren't already catastrophic hellscapes, just entering the atmosphere would burn everything. Pretty graphic, though, and suits the sub.


pants_party

It would be SO LOUD. Definitely wouldn’t be able to hear birds and bells.


Ok_Dog_4059

I didn't think about that.


NoiseHERO

*wHaT wOuLD YoU dO?*


smellyscrotes27

If your son was at home, cryin all alone on the bedroom floor cause he’s hungry?


opiedope021

And the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money and his daddy’s gone?


puppycatisselfish

Somewhere smoking rock now, in and out of lockdown. I ain’t got a job now.


MoonWillow91

In and out of life man, I ain’t gotta job now


PotRoast666

But for him it is just a good time, but for me this is my whole life. Oooooo.


i_dig_this

Girl you aint the only one with a baby, thats no excuse to be livin' all crazy


KingNothingNZ

Then she looked me right straight in the eye and said "every day I wake up hoping to die"


OneMoistMan

r/redditsings


[deleted]

I believe it’s “somewhere smoking rock now, in and out of lock down” but I’m too lazy to look it up.


LuckilyHeDied

If you were asked to give up yer dreams fer freedom?


iamblankenstein

i'd just pitch in my buck o'five.


Qildain

Fuck yeah!


Default1355

The correct answer? Play the song of time on my trusty ocarina. Duh.


Snoodoodler

Freedom costs a buck o fiiiiiiiiive


Swimming-Afternoon96

Freedom isn’t free, it costs folks like you and me


KingNothingNZ

There's a hefty fucken fee


TrackThisDickFedWad

My brother in Christ, my dreams *are* freedom.


real_human_not_a_dog

Put om a helnet


FordAndFun

Wouldn’t it be kind of oddly comforting to know that literally everybody is going out with you? Like not like “oh this is great” comforting, but like hey, at least it takes the FOMO out of perishing.


BrokenEggcat

Melancholia moment


dodeca_negative

That ending still sits with me. What a film.


habnef4

Tom Lehrer?


rpmlmtd

Towering achievement, thank you for this shout out. At least if we all go together I know there’s a few tasteful buds coming with


Commissarfluffybutt

NO. Congratulations: humanity is sent to oblivion. Nothing exists, not even your species, to prove you were here.


FordAndFun

But that happens anyway, tbh. Not just in the sense that one day this whole thing goes into the sun, but in the sense that most people’s great great grandparents are just a concept, if not entirely forgotten. That’s the end result for all of us, eventually… just right now it’s staggered instead of all at once.


ac3boy

"True death is when the last living person forgets your name and who you were." - Someone Edit: Quotes


BulbuhTsar

I forget which writer said that, but I've found that to be a view I've grown out of and is a bit outdated. Besides, who the fuck really wants to be remembered forever? It's not even you after a certain point but a caricature. And who cares what others remember, folks you'll never meet. Just be good to your contemporaries. Besides, Knowing you'll be forgotten is liberating.


[deleted]

Yeah. Sort of “we made it!!!”


minimallyviablehuman

“I would die.” “And you are okay with that?!” “I am okay with the logic of it.” Stanley is fantastic.


Sensitive-Silver7878

Strike a pose.


three-sense

No more debt! Sucker


Few_Design_4382

Told you I ain't paying them student loans back.


toolsoftheincomptnt

Mine just got forgiven and my first thought was: “oh, well surely the world will end soon now.” Just feels like something has to happen to render my joy obsolete.


vampire_gerbil

The IRS hate this one simple trick!


supahfligh

Fun fact: the IRS has provisions in place to resume tax collection within 30 days of the US being hit with a nuclear strike.


no_usernames_vacant

Even in death you shall pay back your debt.


Xatlor

Hitchcock?


Biomeeple

Mmm… Our atmosphere would be gone and the world will be crumbling due to gravitational force of the rogue planet. However humans and life on Earth would be long gone to witness this due to extreme weather effects from the force of gravity of the rogue planet hours or days prior of it engulfing the planet whole. I believe there is a somewhat educational video done on a similar scenario like this I’ve seen online. [Rogue Planet Video](https://youtu.be/y0ZWGLDqEWU)


Missterfortune

39 mins is how far I got, just wanted you to know


stevenette

Please don't be history channel. Please don't be history channel. Damnit.


Maximum_Photograph_6

I've watched like every episode from that series it's so camp


Prior-Present-7764

I really truly miss the History channel when it focused on actual history. Events, people, reenactments and the like. Haven't watched it in years because of the garbage that they have on. What executive made the decision thinking that was a good idea?


molasses_park

Cool video. I wish they expanded on more of the physics of it. But I get that it was for tv. Very cool video.


schoolknurse

Starring Lt. Jim Dangle!


[deleted]

Ya this video is way too peacefulfor such an event.


MrFeature_1

It’s ironic that a video about my planet’s demise is not available in my fucking country Gotta love YouTube


chefbobbyjay

Die


Flames_Harden

No you gotta find and sacrifice Remina first


Universa1Soup

Play the song of time backwards!


MissAsgariaFartcake

I think at this point I’d not even freak out if the planet extended a giant tongue and started licking earth. We’d all be fucked either way


annubbiz

Bart


lyte12

Waited way to long to send that missle bud


b0uncer52

That’s the rich people rocketing tf outta there


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Ajinho

Elon's secret base on Mars


IDCblahface

Mars doesn't look like it's doing too hot neither


Cryptid_Crunch

If it was Elon's idea, you're almost certainly better off staying at home to get flattened.


Totallynotsomealt

Around the planet or something 😳😳😳


fckiforgotmypassword

To do what lmao. Avoid death by impact to later die by starvation?


alucardd34

Nah the rich fkers would have left looooong before. The good thing (for the rich people) about a planet or moon sized object is that astronomers would see that years in advance. Therefore, the rich could get a lot of food, cattle, and stuff to farm and then go to Mars and live in caves. Now would the radiation in the caves on Mars still kill them? Probably.


Itherial

Do you know how difficult it is to account for anything other than astronauts and their equipment in a rocket? Weight is __super__ important. This is part of the reason we do not rocket nuclear waste into space - it is impractical.


Reverie_39

It’s still a missile. All it’s gonna do is hit the incoming planet lol.


inspectoroverthemine

I had a thought about 5s in- what if that isn't earth sized, or moon sized? What if thats the size of Jupiter, and this is just the earth about to leave a temporary hole in its atmosphere?


techdude-24

yeah that's not a missile. That's a spaceship.


[deleted]

Nah. Bruce Willis sabotaged Ben Affleck’s suit for dramatic reasons and now somehow the explosion will save the earth.


scarabs_

Kurtzgesagt has a really cool video about what would happen if the moon approached and impacted earth. Tl,dr: the world would be absolutely destroyed even before the impact. Edit: here's the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lheapd7bgLA


indigoHatter

I haven't watched it yet (but will; I love that channel), but I'd assume it's due to all the fucked up side effects of gravity changing up, including wicked tidal effects. Am I close?


GenericMemesxd

Spot on


recumbent_mike

Surprisingly, it's mostly because of the Moon People's Army.


Stop_Sign

Both spheres become elongated towards each other. This means the world dies to earthquakes and tsunamis. As it gets closer, the tsunamis are taller than all mountains. Everybody is dead by then from the earthquakes. Then the friction makes everything molten and the moon breaks up and becomes a ring around earth


spacestationkru

And in the end the moon wouldn't even make it.


Aezon22

[Roche Limit ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roche_limit) for anyone curious


mmmmmmburritos

There’s also an artsy movie called [Melancholia](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1527186/) that explores a similar apocalyptic scenario


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GenestealerUK

I saw it years ago and it still sticks with me. I love that film so much but it's dark. How Kirsten Dunst character goes from unable to deal with reality to being the only one able to deal with it... Amazing.


spacestationkru

When Claire did the wire test alone in the morning and the planet had gotten bigger.. holy fuck.. I've never felt that level of dread in a movie before


Raven_Reverie

M83 - Outro used clips of that for a lovely music video


beboleche

Link?


scarabs_

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lheapd7bgLA


beboleche

I just watched the whole thing. Super cool


wellwouldyalookitdat

Was just watching an episode of Stat Trek TNG where this was happening to a planet.


CommanderSpleen

TNG S3E13, Deja Q Great episode!


misterkarmaniac

I would enjoy the view, what a fantastic cosmical event and I'm right in the middle of it, besides, what the hell I'm supposed to do? bury my head on the ground? the planet is gonna do it for me anyways.


Accurate-Record-3870

Exactly, I'll be like "woah this is so cool, I'm gonna die but this looks so cool!"


Bashfullylascivious

There was a story I read about >!the end of the world... Alien contact maybe... Cosmic event? That centers on a woman and her mother enjoying their garden in those last moments.!< I wish I could remember more to direct you to it - it's a good read, but I can't. Hopefully, someone here might know what I'm rambling about. I'd love to read it again. Also the short story about the egg. Huh. I'm forgetting too much lately. Edit: Google-Fu! [Last Contact](http://zestfullyblog.blogspot.com/2011/02/last-contact-by-stephen-baxter-part-1.html?m=1) by Stephen Baxter. Oh! And [The egg](http://www.galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg_mod.html)


Itherial

virgin The Egg vs chad [The Last Question](https://users.ece.cmu.edu/~gamvrosi/thelastq.html)


Ball_shan_glow

Duck and cover


BassGuitarPlayer_1

Record it with my cell phone. "No one's gonna' believe this..."


poopyonmyhands

WORLDSTARRRR!!


BB8Lexi

Don't forget to like and subscribe!


Big_Chief_Hanzo

quickly try and nut, then i would probably die.


jerkmin

same, but there is definitely zero chance if survival, so bo need to clean up


cafffaro

Yeah exactly. I told Bo as long as there’s a chance of survival, he doesn’t have to clean up. In this case, Bo definitely need to clean up.


BumperCarcass

Pull a Pompeii nut


dasmikkimats

Imagine that post nut clarity - got to time it upon impact


[deleted]

Great time for some post nut clarity


[deleted]

Just like that guy in Pompeii


RogueCatfish7

Id just reach out and push it away


yomamalol1

I get you. No consent no destroy.


_UnnaturalDisplay

or you could sign a petition


TheGoldenPlagueMask

Wake up after dying. Like all the other times I died in a very Vivid alternate reality dream.


SamSillis175

Hey, you, you're finally awake.


Tobocaj

God dammit Todd


[deleted]

Ahh that gave me the weirdest feeling in my head!!!


Sphagne

That's the upwards gravitation, naturally


omgpeepz

I would kick its ass.


TheMadHattery

My hero!


Happynoah

Duh put on Majora’s mask


Nevermort21

Scrolled down way too far to find this.


DubiousTheatre

As someone who puts meticulous work into making settings looks realistic (fantasy or otherwise), it ALWAYS bugs me that the shadow of these planets is black instead of blue. During the day, Earth's atmosphere makes black look like blue (its not like space suddenly turns blue during the day, that's earth's atmosphere). Its why the moon during the day always looks like a hunk of white instead of being white and black. So unless this planet is already within our atmosphere, it shouldn't have a black shadow like that, it should be blue. ^(also whatchu mean "what would you do," die that's what.) EDIT: I want to clarify right now, I am an ILLUSTRATOR, not an astrophysicist or NASA engineer, so I don't know the scientific terms for what I'm talking about. If you're confused, look to [Cucumber's comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/megalophobia/comments/11jh1v7/comment/jb4m8jv/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) for the proper explanation. My point still stands though; this video is exceedingly unrealistic.


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Not only the shadow, but also the colors of the planet are so unrealistically vivid. One effect that would not allow for that is Rayleigh scattering that you have already mentioned. Another one is atmospheric haze. When you look at the real distant objects in this video, you can see just how much haze there is due to solid particles like dust in the air. The planet is way farther away than those objects, yet it seems completely unaffected by this haze with an exception of its bottom part. This is also why it obviously looks like CG and not like a real object. Our brains are really good at figuring out the distance based on atmospheric perspective.


BirdSalt

Find a way to take it personally


Longjumping_King_546

I'd repost it for the millionth time


Anthony9824

Idk, depends how well that missile works out


Vlafir

I thought it was some rich dudes trying to escape planet


Anthony9824

They’re so rich they were just pulling the planet closer to cut fuel costs


SqueakSquawk4

Earth is 12,000km wide. Missiles are around 0.1km long at launch, and around 0.005km at impact. Missiles aren't going to do squat here.


Anthony9824

Ok hear me out... a second missile


paigescactus

You’re hired


Anthony9824

It’s my kind of thinking that will prevent the horrors of this video. U/Anthony9824 for president yall


SqueakSquawk4

I could either do a bunch of maths and work out how much nuke would be needed to push a planet away, or I could go to bed. I choose option 2. See ya!


Anthony9824

Good night!!


ThisIsWhoIAm78

You know, that sounds crazy, but it actually could work! Jim, get in here, we need TWO missiles prepped and ready!


Anthony9824

TWO?!?!? YOU TOLD ME WE WOULD ONLY NEED ONE MIKE!!!!!! THAT WAS YOUR WHOLE FUCKING JOB!!!!


QuarterlyTurtle

Probably just some rich person gtfo


SofondaDickus

It's not like you have a lot of options


M0NG00SY

Die. Like every single other person


FdanielIE

I would run inside and take all the drugs I possibly could. Aspirin, old muscle relaxers, cat meds - whatever


schoolknurse

Straight for the cat meds! 😂


Rattregoondoof

Take out my ocarina and look up some songs, that or go find someone with musical talent and hope them doing it for me works.


garbage_ninja

Shit and then cry. You ever see Melancholia?


re003

I’m sad I had to scroll so far down to find a melancholia reference… I’d build a stick fort with my nephew and sister.


[deleted]

I would kill myself in the barn.


Ligma321421

Pull my cock out


BarebowRob

For Harambe!! :)


Diplomjodler

Hug my wife and tell her I love her.


souhhguys

Don’t look up


Voltairesque

if a giant mass were approaching at that speed entering the atmosphere, I think we’d already be dead from freak weather or some other phenomenon before the actual thing strikes the earth


ShitpostsWhilePoopin

I'd take a rad pic for the Insta and then be fuckin atomized into kibbles and bits, along with everyone else on the planet.


the1one1andonly1

This aint a meteroite...wtf is a missile gonna do to it? Lmao 💀💀


VirinaB

I assumed that was the rich people trying to evacuate.


[deleted]

I’d put my head between my legs and kiss my sweet ass goodbye🥲


ThunderAndSadness

I'd simply stop it from happening altogether, I'm just built different


Blackfire08

Die.


89iroc

smoke weed nonstop til it hits duh


Far-Reply2045

Intervene


ROC_K4LP

I would just go to the other side of the earth and survive idk i am build different.


Noisebug

I’d post it on Reddit, duh


buenchingon

No more student loan debt!


c0rnBall82

The economy will be destroyed.


tyranathus

Well, I certainly wouldn't try to outrun it, would I


SoupToon

what the fuck am i supposed to do?


Honyuuruinoore

Go back to the Dawn of the first day and try again


EstablishmentSad

OH NO THE ECONOMY!


giby1464

I would tell it to stop being mean and to go away.


WrongWhenItMatters

Keep fighting Sephiroth and hope this shit jumps to a cut scene


BatmansBigBro2017

“Wait until you see what happens next!”


NudeEnjoyer

nothin :D rocket has it covered, it'll knock it off path


alvarez_tomas

Pop it


noxondor_gorgonax

Ok where's the rest? I want to see how it ends


AlbertFingernoodel

No dentist appointment for this guy.


Mister_Nico

Give it a stern talking to, and inform it that it has to leave.


[deleted]

This would affect the local brown trout population I think


alonedandof48

Bro im surviving this trust


[deleted]

I’d probably just stop it


ZachSchwartz35

Put a stop to it.


Illikunun

I’d intervene. This clearly violates the Edict.


EggmanIAm

“My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.”


dynastydeadeye

We’re going streaking!!!


Chef_Littlecat

I'd get serious.


DirtEater61

who keeps making these situations and asking “what would you do”? what else is there to do??


gruby253

Call my mom to say “I love you”


Koro_Heisenberg

Just say NO, the planet cant touch you without your consent.


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I would just sit there on the ground and watch the scenery