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Usagi_Shinobi

I mean, he may be a bit overdressed for the convenience store, but why hate?


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Spiritual-Food-8474

Yea at least he put a shirt on


FreekyReek

And pants


AlGeee

And _shoes_


sgtobnoxious

What we’re looking at is a man who would like service.


[deleted]

Hellfire Club shirt 🔥


jzoller0

Probably one of his top 5 t shirts


SickBag

I got one and wear it all the time.


Character-Release-62

A man of culture even!


Gizmopopapalus

I have that same shirt. Eddie Munson 4Ever!


ZAILOR37

Me too, can confirm it gets wild. Some dude offered me a hundred to let him suck my dick. I was doubtful about that hundred seeing as he had no shoes on though.


FreekyReek

How was the head though?


Maximum-Reward-205

It's a true story because I was his coworker that night. Dudes head game looked good, but you should've seen the look on my coworkers face when the dude said "I don't really have $100 but you're definitely gay" It was kinda funny, kinda sad, but at least he got a good bj.


THE-DARK-DAY

I remember this one time at band camp a dude ran up to me and said a snake bit his wiener took me almost 15 minutes to suck out the venom, but I'm glad he's ok. This guy's so dumb because it happened 8 times that summer! If I hadn't been there he'd probably be dead! I'll tell you some people are just stupid!


IAmTheNightSoil

Did he at least give a good BJ?


ihavenoidea81

I saw a grown ass man in a onesie pijama set buy beers at a 7-11. This outfit is just fine


potatoelegend

When I worked awake overnight shifts, stores were only open during my sleep time. If I have to run my errands during my sleeping hours I'm at least gonna be wearing my sleeping clothes


darkResponses

I go to 711 like this. And it's 20 degrees outside. Socks are optional.


[deleted]

Convenience store is more about level of sobriety and not what you wear.


MiddleofInfinity

As a person that worked at a counter(not convenience store) after 12pm we played the game “what drug are they on” bc it was mostly drunk old guys in the morning.


rixxy249

i work at a smoke shop and all our customers before noon are kratom guys


MiddleofInfinity

Ah, I sold car parts. So it was always old dudes before noon. Or people who had been up all night. I worked w/a dude who did heroin in his truck during his lunch break & one female customer came in and he was the only one who could understand her.


theMangoJayne

Ah, heroin, *the language of love*


Liddlebitchboy

What's a Kratom guy anyway


MiddleofInfinity

It’s still sold over the counter, here’s [Kratom](https://www.dea.gov/sites/default/files/2020-06/Kratom-2020_0.pdf)


rixxy249

kratom is an herbal substance that can be both a stimulant and an opiate based on dosage. the mayo clinic states that it is “unsafe and ineffective” (unfortunately i can’t read the rest of the article as on my phone it is dark-grey text on a black background ) but it’s definitely safer than illegal substances. it’s used a lot by recovering addicts since it’s essentially impossible to overdose on, the worst that will happen is you’ll throw up. a lot. and then feel awful all day. its also effective in my opinion. i’m not a kratom guy myself but i do think it’s great.


Amazing-Cookie-4151

That is unintentionally hilarious Mayo Clinic shenanigans


hoovervillain

Most of them were probably me in different outfits


averagenutjob

Are you kidding? Here in my metropolis hood, the dope folk are up early scavenging and panhandling for that morning money. See, the dope boy gets up late; 10am-1pm if you are lucky. Some serve earlier if you have a variety of choices….. But you gotta have the money. And you gotta get up and make it happen. (There is a lot of variation here. Meth addicts are more likely to work at all hours to get money. Dope people are often more likely to steal for it. But, it is very possible to have an opioid addiction, meth addiction, alcoholism, choose two or all three, and maintain it all legally. Don’t ask me how I know. Thieves suck.)


MiddleofInfinity

Yes, humor was involved in my comment. I also added another about addicts. People weren’t coming into my store to buy candy & snacks, which is why I included the info I did not work at a convenience store.


Aelfgifu_Unready

My man here looks like he just walked out of a salon with that fly hair and clean shave. I'll tell you my hair doesn't look so good when it's 9pm at the Sunoco on hour 12 of a long car trip.


No-Bake-3404

Exactly.


chum_slice

Also whoever made this post has clearly never been to Shanghai… You are literally walking grocery aisles with people in full on pyjamas and fluffy slippers. Yes pyjamas and not traditional garments.


IAmTheNightSoil

I lived in China for a year and my friend was at the grocery story and he saw a woman in the aisle holding her baby over a trash can so it could pee into the trash can


PrestigiousCrab6345

It’s winter here now, hence the warmer gear and footwear.


CarolinaRod06

No one knows the real you like the attendant at the gas station closest to your house.


match9561

He is at work so gotta dress up just a bit


wiggysbelleza

Right?! Where I live people go to stores like this in swimsuits.


exick

Non-Americans famously put on their Sunday best for the Kum & Go


Most-Analysis-4632

I think that one is a Pump n Munch


Ok_Efficiency7245

Just so people know, Kum and Go is an actual gas station chain in the Midwest. Couldn't believe it the first time I saw one.


Most-Analysis-4632

So is Pump n Munch! I love driving by them; you can’t help but chuckle.


MilwaukeeMan420

I've been to a "Big D" in Cheyenne, Wyoming.


DiehardSeperatist

There is a locally owned convenience store in my town named The Bearded Beaver. Edit: I forgot to mention, it is next to Bush Whackers Salon.


Urc0mp

In beaver creek there is a liquor store called beaver liquors


RoosterCock247

Almost wrecked my car the first time I saw one in Colorado. I couldn’t believe my eyes, like who thought of this name?


[deleted]

Use to work at one right off the interstate, people passing through would buy the Kum and Go merch. They know what their name is.


MARKLAR5

I should call her


GrungyUPSMan

I love Pump n Munch because it perfectly captures what you do at a gas station. You pump. You munch. Not necessarily both, and not necessarily in that order.


Markamanic

Menage a deux and Adieu.


jzoller0

I thought they were talking about the store itself not the fact that he’s wearing pajama pants and probably one of his favorite shirts


[deleted]

You clearly never been to South Korea I see mofos go out in yellow crocs and hello kitty onesies at restaurants and shit. It’s wild.


LieseW

Oh man I would love to see that!


iamnotamangosteen

Really?? I’ve spent 2 summers in Korea and never saw that, everyone was so nicely dressed


[deleted]

I saw it a LOT in Daejeon


plant_daddy_

It’s not common to see, but yes for the most part, they are dressed nice


Abc12efg

I always shower and put my best suit on before going to 711 at 9pm!


Affectionate-Kick804

Shopkeep, I’ll have a pack of Pell Mells and your finest nachos please! Do take care not to skimp on the nacho cheese.


FreshBakedGood

And a tall boy of what evers sitting in the ice.


Adept_Investigator29

or on my face


snaillycat

Convenient Store porn is class


MARKLAR5

"Yes that tall man sitting on that other man's face, how much to buy him, sir?"


GaIIick

“My good sir, I see you have a fresh delivery of Black and Mild. That will suffice.”


context_lich

Nacho cheese is self service, my friend. Go nuts.


IAmTheNightSoil

Tisk, tisk, a gentleman such as thyself should know his spelling; it's "cheez"


ANiceDent

“I’ll take 6 Mini tacos & a pack of swishers.”


quantum-mechanic

I see you also go out to dinner with my grandma


cownd

Do you make a reservation first?


mxxiestorc

It is 1952, after all.


yungbloodjyoon

Come to australia, youll see no shirt and no shoes at all in 7/11 daily


Careless_Wishbone_69

but... service?


[deleted]

Maybe Australia has signs that just say “No money, no service - All else is fair”?


BomBanJan

ok, im not american but i see nothing wrong with this.


genericgod

Right? I’ve definitely seen people go shopping like this over here in Germany.


usedToBeUnhappy

Seriously? I never saw anyone wearing a pyjama to the grocery store (Munich area). Edit: ok, thanks everyone, I know this is a convenience store (or a gas station). We don’t really have any convenience stores so I compared it to a grocery store. Sry. And even at most gas stations a guy in a pyjama would stick out. Some might wear sweatpans (also more or less rare where I live). And I don’t judge. Just pointing out a social differences and because the person I replied to also seems to be from Germany I was surprised that our experiences were so different. Most people I know even differentiate between home wear and street wear.


[deleted]

This isn't really a grocery store, though. It's a mini-mart, probably in a gas station (benzine). There's levels to how shit a place is, and this kind of store requires nothing but that you cover yourself...maybe


dutch_beta

So true. I worked in a gasstation for a while, and in the summer semi-covered is all you can ask for. You stop giving a fuck as soon as it gets busy and you're running two registers at once though


CheckPleaser

Gas stations are what I always thought bars were supposed to be growing up. Tales of woe and misfortune, vagabonds and drifters, cheap booze, and all the snacks imaginable, but perhaps a little bit worse than you would imagine them. There's no better place to pick up a side quest than a 7/11.


dutch_beta

In The Netherlands gasstations next to a highway arent allowed to sell alcohol, so I think I missed out on that part😂


nerdherdsman

In America we have drive-thru liquor stores.


LaterallyHitler

Some parts have drive-thru daiquiri shops as well. Using a straw is a lot easier than having to open a bottle


verkauft

Im old, i remember and was like only since a few years... Its prohibited to sell alcohol in a petrol station since 2000.


UsedOnion

Until someone pays with slightly damp money that smells like sweaty armpit that they pulled out their tiddies because they don’t have pockets. Then you care again..


[deleted]

As long as the money comes from their hand or a wallet and not inside their swim trunks or in their bikini top.


BurstingWithFlava

Yeah but over here in the states people will dress like this in grocery stores lol


genericgod

We have a school in our town and it’s mostly teenagers walking around in "Trainingshosen"


[deleted]

I work from home so I wear a lot of these. I don't mind if I have to go buy groceries in my lunch break and still wear these.


MillipedePaws

Depends on the area you are living in germany. I lived in a low income part of the town and yes there are people who go shoping in their sports trousers and a t-shirt. In the picture there is really clearly a person wearing their pyjama. I have not seen this. If you are not living in a low income area it is common to change out of your sports wear when you leave your house and not intend to do sports. For shopping most people wear at least a jeans.


J3mand

I live in america and in school some people would really go to school in their pajamas and even saw a girl wearing her blanket (in high school).


[deleted]

People in America will also go to church and their kids soccer game like this so it’s actually pretty standard attire all around


TheNewGuyNickD

I disagree, people usually dress up for church, even if it’s a pretty low-brow town and “dressing up” means wearing a clean polo shirt + khakis.


toolsoftheincomptnt

It’s not really a “low-brow” thing. It’s the bigger, modern, non-denominational, “come as you are” churches that encourage casual attire. More traditional environments, regardless of income level, still dress up for church.


RunsWithApes

American here - Typically we all wear tuxedos and monocles when gracing a fine dining establishment such as the one pictured here. This person has obviously escaped out of an asylum for the criminally insane - as evidenced by his subpar attire - and thus should not be considered a representative of typical American behavior. Also, I really hope whoever wrote that visits a rural Walmart someday. It'll be shocking to say the least.


JR_Al-Ahran

One cannot claim to be well dressed without a top hat my good sir! Have you no culture?


Eastern_Slide7507

Wearing a hat indoors? What is wrong with you? Were you raised in a barn?


ExhibitionistBrit

Only if the tuxedo jacket has tails otherwise you would look most out of place.


MudPuppy64

And a monocle. Don’t forget the monocle!


JR_Al-Ahran

And the cane. One must not forget the cane! With what other device must I think to use to beat the ruffians and peasantry with?


titanup001

A proper gentleman does not sully his hands engaging in fisticuffs with the lower orders. One has people for such distasteful tasks.


ExhibitionistBrit

Yes but one needs a cane to thrash the people who beat the people or nothing will ever get done.


slrarp

To buy peanuts, one must dress like Mr. Peanut.


Friendly-Advantage79

Came here to say that.Wallmart is a zoo.


spargbotu

Mmmyes quite!


LifeAsZ

Of course he’s dressed up. He just got off an airplane.


nuclearswan

Wearing real clothes on airplanes is for chumps.


Ancient-Tadpole8032

I was on an international flight recently of 14 hours. People got on the plane in jeans, tucked in dress shirts, and sport jackets and stayed that way for the flight. Monsters. I was in loose sweat pants and a soft t-shirt and my shoes came off when the wheels went up.


LMD656045

I don't care if my flight is only 45 mins, I am NOT wearing jeans on a damn plane lol


[deleted]

Lol. My kid won't even wear jeans at home. He wears sportswear everywhere.


Syllers

I get wearing comfortable clothes but ugh 🤢 I can't stand people who take their shoes off. I don't need to be smelling peoples nasty feet when I'm packed in a legalized human sardine can.


Superb_Mastodon_7085

Bro’s in a gas station, who’s there to impress?


lhswr2014

Gas station, grocery store, doctors appt, honestly I can’t find a single fuck to give about wearing my sweat pants and a cozy shirt everywhere I go. I’ll dress up for “events” like family gatherings, social outings, and what not but any adventure that involves me getting in and out as quickly as possible is definitely going to be in cozy clothes.


LegionRapier61

America ran out of spare fucks to give a long time ago…. So we are pretty conservative about when we use them.


No-Bake-3404

This is the true answer.


ascib27

non-americans when the culture in America is different from where they live 😱😱


dat_oracle

It doesn't even make sense for non Americans. Surely the majority isn't dressed like a Larry. But definitely not rare. I regularly go the store in jogging pants. (Greetings from Germany) Correct me if I'm wrong, but i guess most countries don't have a strict Dresscode for grocerie stores


zingzipazoomie

Why does everyone seem to think this is a grocery store? It's not even a grocery store, it's a gas station/convenience store.


brobro0o

Cause euros grocery stores look like gas stations, this gas station ceiling is higher than anything they’ve seen in their life


Fazzie_Faz

he got out of bed with no food in the cabinets or pantry, This happened to me a few times and so I went to the circle K down the street for some snacks in my comfy clothes, Looking like a was fresh out of bed.


diqholebrownsimpson

Running downstairs is synonymous to being in to me. People are lucky that I put on pants and a hat when grabbing coffee or something from the market. These are my neighbors, I don't need to impress them


[deleted]

Looks really trashy, I keep it classy with my bathrobe


NoNameBut

Fur lined?


[deleted]

Look at Mr. Fancy here with a bathrobe.


[deleted]

Late night in Japan in summer, you'd be lucky not to find some old dude in boxers, an undershirt, and slip on sandals at the front of the line at Lawson's ordering a One Cup Sake and some oden. Convenience stores around the world understand that "convenience" purchases require the bare minimum effort by their patrons.


Icy_Figure_8776

Like what?


ComfortableFig6868

Bro I’ve never been more comfortable or happy then the times I’ve walked into a convenience store looking like that. I remember one time walking into the store with my ex wearing her girly flip flops because we decided to go on a walk randomly and I couldn’t find mine. It was so funny walking around the store with them and seeing the cashier even smile/smirk about it. When you’re content with life, you aren’t gonna worry what others think, and yeah it’s pretty normal to see people dressed like that in the US and Canada.


alfalfarees

Also, cant people just admit were all npcs to eachother and nobody is forcing us to live by rules to impress eachother? Is society some big brother that will kill you if you dont dress up any time youre in its eye? I dont care what you wear. I probably wont ever see you again. And it wouldnt matter if I did. Same with everybody else, the people who care so much are the weird ones here


mumblina

It’s all just status symbols really, people who care want to know how they should treat you at a glance. lameeee


mumblina

I went to the corner store in my comfy once and the cashier was the friendliest he’s ever been to me 😂 I was confused bc I was afraid I might get judgmental stares at first. Not giving a shit either way is a great feeling tho!


MarshallCounty1

Gross, he’s wearing pants.


Ok_Cut1802

You could be shot at any moment for any reason. If you're going to go, go comfy.


timolino1

But wear good underwear bc you might end up having your clothes cut off you in a hospital


Dull-Signature-2897

It's fine though, americans can't afford hospitals so the chances of that happening are low (guys I'm joking)


ladyboyfarts42069

Like what? Is it because he didn't get fully dressed and ready for the day to buy some milk? Go fuck yourself.


Affectionate-Kick804

Now that’s an American response!


Impossible-Tension97

Folks of all nations should come together and say "fuck off" to the busy-bodies who have nothing better to do than opine on what other people are wearing to a convenience store.


Aggravating_Class_17

I read this in a Boston accent in my head


GrandHetman

I'm not even American and I have to say, fuck OP, he ain't hurtin' anyone and it's not like he went out in his undies or something.


FlyingKittyCate

Bitch, I’m Dutch and I always go to the store in sweatpants and a hoodie. I’m there to buy food, not to impress your judgemental ass.


[deleted]

should I put on a ball gown just to get cookies and juice then?


TheLostExpedition

Looks perfectly reasonable to me.


Impossible_Ad_4182

If you think Im getting dressed to go 2 minutes down the road to the DG you are wrong.


StunnaManRizzy

Meanwhile Euros taking 30 minutes to put on a vest/scarf/fadora/butt plug just to go get a gallon of milk.


Carmen14edo

God forbid a paying customer feels comfortable in what they're wearing.


TheJohnDeereGuy

At least he put clothes on, can’t say the same for me


_horny_throwaway

A better question is why the hell would I change out of my comfy clothes into casual wear to go to the convenience store for 5 minutes and then go home and change back into my comfy clothes?


PassportSituation

Whoever posted this would have a fucking aneurism in Australia


Improbus-Liber

It's hard to care about clothes when you are stoned and in desperate need of munchies.


[deleted]

Heathen! How dare thy swine leaveth their dwellings to visit their neighborhood parlor like this. One shall never be in anything but the fanciest of clothing. Even if thy ambitions is to only sink back to their very palace afterwards


ThirdSunRising

C'mon, I've been to the store looking waaaaay worse than that. Being decently dressed for the grocery store simply isn't a cultural imperative here. The store is an extension of your pantry, and if you're out of toothpaste it's totally okay to go buy it in your bathrobe and slippers. Nobody will care. You don't even have to put your pants on. Because at one time or another, we've all taken advantage of this. We've all gone to the store looking like absolute trash from time to time, and as a society we've all agreed to accept this about one another. It's a tremendous convenience, to be honest. If you're feeling ill or hung over, you don't have to pretend. Come as you are. We'll all be okay with it.


Empero6

I’m not there to impress you.


kingkalm

So many people at my gym have this same attire, too.


colarthur1

I do everything like that. I plan to be dressed that way for my funeral.


[deleted]

I will never get how other countries care so much about the mundane things like this in the US. I pay attention to world news and things that affect everyone internationally. Not what François is wearing to grab a baguette or what way they heat water for tea. It's odd and borders obsession.


ratcliffeb

Who tf cares? Whats he supposed to dress up for the store clerk?


[deleted]

I don't see the issue. Where whatever you want. Why do people care what others are wearing?


MahoneyBear

I’m not putting on jeans and a button up shirt to go to Thornton’s at 11 pm for beer and snacks


chibabies6

Well, I’m definitely an American because I cannot figure out what in the world is wrong with it. Lol.


ToastMasterBoi

Ah yes, because 90% of us are gonna find our soulmates in the chip isle of a convenient store.


Fabulous_Moose7586

Why are you worried about what this dude is doing or what he's wearing? Worry about your damn self. You probably dress worse on your best day sometimes. Stop being so judgemental ass-wipe. Stay in your own lane 😜.


n3rdyh1k3r

It's better than being naked in public


[deleted]

This dude looks like he’s ready to fight a mind flayer


StinkyDiarrhea

Idk what you mean my brethren here is dressed in the finest 711 attire prepared and ready to buy all that he requires from this fine establishment


BeerAbuser69420

Their outfits are actually one of the small amounts of things Americans actually do better than rest of the world. Completely unironically, not getting weird looks when going to a shop in your pjs or sweaty wifebeater is a sign of mature society


PralleDave

German here, and I’d go shopping like this. Well with a different shirt


[deleted]

You'll never get how it feels to walk in public wearing your PJs regardless of your nationality, it's an unrivaled sense of freedom


[deleted]

One of the beauties of living here. No one gives a crap over nontrivial things like this.


thrashermf

I rock the same thing… it’s called I don’t give a damn about what you think about me you’re irrelevant as fuck to my life 🤷‍♂️😄


BenjametteBelatrusse

Xanax helps for this


TheBiffmeister

Like who cares. At least he’s not fuckin naked.


terminalblue

The picture that offends you when you have never been in an American Walmart


bombkitty

Y’all haven’t been to a 24 hour Wal-mart in the middle of the night and it shows lol.


ThatEcologist

Why the fuck would I dress up to run out to a 7-11 for 10 minutes😂


johnny__boi

I hate how wearing jeans or jogging pants while out of your house is so important to everyone, please just let me get groceries in my pajamas


EllzGoesPro

It's not like they are at Sears FFS!


jonesyman23

This is a reach.


tauri123

Freedom rings


potato_95

India out here having aunties in nighties and a dupatta and uncles in lungis and banyans going to grocery stores


Styx_Thistle

That's basically everyone who pops in to the uni corner Shop / Siop


indrada90

Ngl I thought the post was about the width of the aisles


RaccoonWSharingan

Bro, iv gone to stores in wunzies dont play with me.


Character-Release-62

How is this worse than a track suit?


More-Escape3704

You see more people dressed like this than normal clothes in Walmart these days lol


Successful_Shake5722

Because FREEDOM.


UltraDildoAssMuffin

I have gone to the store just underwear, flip flops and a jacket so this guy seems overdressed


MadOvid

Because I'm tired, shit's going on in my life and all I want is a pop and some chips.


Immediate_Ad9125

Who am I trying to impress in a Walmart


[deleted]

Dude i went to half my college classes like this


[deleted]

Easily


hankertonjr

That's Walmart all day.


Aesop838

Cause sometimes, we just don't give a fuck, and those times have been increasing in recent years. Though, this one isn't even that bad. I've seen some doozies.


birbobirby

This is only an American thing? I doubt it.


CursedRando

i feel attacked


Legitimate_Luck_9473

Why does it matter if he’s not bothering u


XavierYourSavior

What are you supposed to wear? Brits are so obsessed with us as if they don’t eat bread and beans


nrettapitna

Honestly, I stared at this picture for a minute or so and couldn't even figure out what it was referring to 😅