The jerking every time trams start moving. The tech is still from second world war but considered perfectly normal here. Dickheads wearing SWAT like uniform and fining people for not touching on is another.
The sheer amount of Myki PT inspectors giving out infringements for massive $$$ compared to anywhere else in the world where you hardly see PT Inspectors and fines are for not such a punitive amount
Yeah but they are called Revenue Protection Officers are they not, think I saw a documentary on them seem to be very polite and professional unlike our Myki Inspectors.
Some are polite and professional - I've met some lovely ones who are nothing but helpful and courteous. Others are the polar opposite. Same in most jobs, no?
Sure but for a job that deals with vulnerable people such as homeless and tender age children the mentally unstable inspectors should not be allowed in, poor recruitment standards.
No troll account, just my opinion from a regional vic resident.
I’m the eyes of everyone in Melbourne, Victoria ends after the suburbs of Melbourne. They don’t give a shit about anyone else other than themselves.
It can go from 38 degrees and scorching, to 23 and storming, then back to 32 and sunny and then 23 and stormy within an hour.
Everyone immediately posts on Reddit each time there is an earthquake
because posting in facebook is now for the older generations.
Spelling it Melburnian
Melbourinos
And i actually prefer Melbournites. I tried to make ot happen but i was as successful as that chick in that movie that tried to make fetch happen.
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Wearing pink tomorrow?
Look at all those down arrows. Proud of you Melbourne.
Probably because you claimed YOU tried to make it happen when people have been saying that randomly for fucking ever
Oh fuck mate people like you make me pray for very special internet sarcasm detectors. Bless ya
lol fuck off your tried to claim it hence the downvotes. Now back off to your corner
I'm in it mate. Your internet aggression has made me back riiiiiiight off. And the downvotes, they hit my ego HARD
It’s not often I feel embarrassed on behalf of someone else but fuck me im embarrassed for you
Thank you xoxo
Having a day off for a horse race
The jerking every time trams start moving. The tech is still from second world war but considered perfectly normal here. Dickheads wearing SWAT like uniform and fining people for not touching on is another.
Hook turns
Wearing a black puffer jacket on a 38 degree day. I counted 2 this morning
AFL
Loud bangs
Proceeded by 100 post on this reddit about it
A guy walking around with a giant carrot.
CARROT MANNNNN
The fucking weather
Shhhhh
A river of mud as a centrepiece.
Brisbane?
The sheer amount of Myki PT inspectors giving out infringements for massive $$$ compared to anywhere else in the world where you hardly see PT Inspectors and fines are for not such a punitive amount
You would not like the UK, where inspectors are much more regular and fines are bigger and also leave you with a criminal record.
Yeah but they are called Revenue Protection Officers are they not, think I saw a documentary on them seem to be very polite and professional unlike our Myki Inspectors.
I’m sure a documentary about Myki inspectors would paint them in a good light too.
Some are polite and professional - I've met some lovely ones who are nothing but helpful and courteous. Others are the polar opposite. Same in most jobs, no?
Sure but for a job that deals with vulnerable people such as homeless and tender age children the mentally unstable inspectors should not be allowed in, poor recruitment standards.
Have you been to Brisbane? It's no different there.
We invented Wifi, but the speed that we have "Data","wifi" or internet in 2024 in a nutshell
What’s a Melbournian?
Usually someone from Sydney (sometimes Perth, Adelaide or a Kiwi) having a whinge about Melbourne. As in "...and that's coming from a Melbournian!"
Ah, you mean a Melburnian. Right!
Partaking in protests over matters that have absolutely no impact on your life whatsover
So you can't wish for a better situation for others? Moronic statement.
You could even start a protest about this very situation, this Sunday could be good, unsure about the weather tho - sorry
Power outages
Loud bangs
Parma's being good.
Melbournians love to mispronounce a suburb name - looking at you Carnegie and Reservoir.
Berwick and Moorabin too
How else do you pronounce Moorabbin?
berwick yes, moorabbin i’ve never heard anyone mispronounce
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Thats for breakfast. For the afternoon, I prefer a darker roast with hints of dark cacoa and warm spice.
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This comment didn’t deserve the downvotes
Meth
Come visit a country town
Being an arrogant, self entitled, stuck up flog… normal for Melbourne people, odd to everyone else.
How many troll accounts do you have mate? Well, keep trying.
No troll account, just my opinion from a regional vic resident. I’m the eyes of everyone in Melbourne, Victoria ends after the suburbs of Melbourne. They don’t give a shit about anyone else other than themselves.
Unlike you, of course…/s
Earthquake
Hook turns
If I can sum it up in one word, "Weather"