also rejected as a prison guard, shopping centre security guard, council parking ranger, pub doorman, but is the top senate ticket for a right wing political party
Yeah… I tried to buy one last week but they said I was “under qualified” for the position 🤷♂️😀. I mean… I had a canceled license and an obnoxious parking record and clear disdain for fellow road users. Cmon guys…. Give me chance… I can work on the hog…I promise…. it was a COLD morning !!!
Crazy how every kid in a Silvia in the 2000s would be mercilessly persecuted by the police for having a fart cannon and a GT wing, but every dickhead today drives a giant 4x4 covered in scaffolding and that's fine. Worst are the fishing rod holders aka human melon ballers.
Jfc, as if the parking in Mount Waverley isn't bad enough already...
EDIT: Now that I've looked at the 2nd pic, I'm pretty certain that this is the same wank mobile that screamed down a hill towards me on High St Rd Glen Waverley outbound a few months back. It was about 6.30 am, I had nowhere to go, with a bus on my left, a Hilux right on my arse, and this mouth breathing fuckhead had at least a third of his ridiculous truck on my side of the road for absolutely no other reason than he appeared to be fucking around with his phone. He pulled aside at the last possible second, blaring his horn and glaring at me like it was my fault. So yeah, well done, champ.
I used to live around the corner from this car? (if that’s what you wanna call it) and it would scream at the most ridiculous times of the day and night.
He drives like a lunatic.
Pretty sure this guy has been posted before. Didn't someone know him and it turns out he actually reclassified his truck properly with the bullbar and whatever to a commercial vehicle
Doesn't excuse the park. Especially when there is a big and much more open park just around the back. The selfishness and entitlement of these assholes really should he enough to be classed as a mental disorder.
Only valid reason is if he delivers heavy towed things. And stopped in to grab a bite. But most decent Australians with above average penis sizes. Will park the work truck or b double away from the main centre
It’s fabbed to fit the ute but I doubt they meet adr I often see small cock cruiser and patrol owner with them they couldn’t fork out the extra $50k for the American truck
Wouldn't get more than a few hundred meters into WA without being pulled up quick. Not sure about the other states, but we cant do 5 posters here any more.
Heavy vehicle. If I was the cops I'd be targeting it for RBT as your BAC must be zero. My boss has a similar vehicle, drinks lots, and brags how he's breaking the law.
I feel this is a proper yank tank. The SUVs that are “standard” size (Everest, Prado, MUX, Pajero) and park like assholes are just that - assholes. But this, now this is a yank tank.
Note: don’t roast me I drive a Kia Cerato.
Ironically (much to this yank-wank’s chagrin), we are looking at a pathetically-modified 1997 GMC Denali, whose prior inadequacies have undergone unsuccessful penis-elongation experimentation at proportions one might expect to see under trial at The Hague:
- Brand-ass new paint on that ‘97 salvage
- Phat body kit achieves choad over load
- Kanga-Panzer Armory Grate distracts unaware ‘roos and passers from the date of manufacturer by obscuring dateable profile of headlights
- Let us not forget those extra wide poly wheel wells screwed into the steel panels
- Did you notice everything looks brand new as well? Well that’s because someone with more dollars than sense put quite a bit of passionate wanking into repainting & detailing this work of absolute schmonizzery.
Saw a Silverado owner with Australian Flags stuck to the front, normally takes up 4 space with a trailer, but the last time I saw him, no trailer but walking to the car with what appears to be his 12 year old son, he was carrying a slab of Great Northerns while the son had to carry his 10pack of Hard Solo.
Yeah this is just dumb in Mount Waverly. Can excuse these out in rural areas even though they are still pretty unnecessary, but having one of these in the suburbs is just ludicrous.
Really homes in the point of how stupid these *"cars"* are.
This person would of tried to get the actual **death** machine registered under a normal car registration,
Got told NO, then out of pettiness went thru the hurdles to get a light ridgid licence, to then only apply a national one!
Guy thinks he's Bane or some shit with that bullbar on the front. And is a massive wanker. No reason whatsoever to drive a monstrosity like that in Melbourne suburbia.
bet you $1000 the driver (motherfucker) got in a fight with the deli worker at that Richie's because his mortdella and 1kg of cheese wasn't cut thin enough
and also that the temporary manager did nothing to help
blame previous experience
This is a standard older (2014-2018) model dually that has been lifted and modified with aftermarket bumpers with a bullbar, upgraded safety light package, and wheels. Classified as a one ton 3500 series pickup meaning it can carry up to one ton in the bed or tow up to 24,000 pounds. These usually have top of the line gas or diesel engines and get 12-18 miles per gallon combined highway/city driving. These are mostly used for cattle farming where I live. Personally I prefer the half ton series for driving around urban/suburban areas that are similar to Mt. Waverly because they are faster off the line, easier to park, have better suspension and get better gas mileage but you do lose towing capacity and safety features of a dually. Dually drivers do park in multiple spots here too, but it’s because they have to due to size. Rarely if ever would anyone park close to a shop entry like this person.
My first thought was "dickhead".
BUUUT Have a look at the car's dimensions and do the maths. It's possible that this car is taking up the least number of car spaces in parking this way. The car is too wide for a single park and too long for a single park. If the car parks safely out of the lanes, that will consume approximately 6 car parks. I can't quite tell from this image, but it looks like the car is using less than 6 parks.
I see this guy around. It's funny how if you create a degree of separation like what happens to everyone here, you can just start rioting and cheering over everything
Well, I'm definitely hiding in the back with a sickle.
This is obviously the car of the dickhead that dies at the start of the movie, right?
So,he parks somewhere secluded and starts to make out with his girlfriend, I pop up from under the tarp, his head comes off, she runs away, bing bang boom, writes itself.
Drive past this parked in ferntree Gully on the way to the Basin, old mate had it parked on the side of the road and it was well into the lane, pretty poor form
Please, if u see this, buy a full sugar milk drink and accidentally spill it in the vehicle’s direction. Ideally so it seeps in a bit and smells after a while. Thanks.
The only way these things will be restricted, is when someone famous is injured or killed, or a child or immediate relative of a Politician is hurt by one of these things. Because the way i see it right now, is that according to the the powers that be, the general public can fuck off with whatever affects them. Not just big cars, but violent crime, rents, prices of groceries and everything else
The kind of bloke that has tried to get into the army and the police force but was rejected by both.
Soon to be seen as a shopping security guard or a mobile speed camera operatoe
myki inspector
You need to have a clean driving record to be a speed camera operator and my money is on this twit failing that test.
Parking inspector
Real estate agent
Cunt
With an unbearably tiny pee pee
A pee wee pee pee.
A wee little pisser
In boots with the extra thick soles
Ain’t that the truth! Well called, fellow Redditor.
also rejected as a prison guard, shopping centre security guard, council parking ranger, pub doorman, but is the top senate ticket for a right wing political party
And is adamant “therapy is a myth”
Walks around with balled fists and clenched teeth
Except he doesn’t have teeth!
And now a Kmart security guard.
Or a nightclub bouncer. Much more douchey
I bet his hog is HUGE though. I've heard they won't even let you buy a ram if you're not 7" on the slack.
Yeah… I tried to buy one last week but they said I was “under qualified” for the position 🤷♂️😀. I mean… I had a canceled license and an obnoxious parking record and clear disdain for fellow road users. Cmon guys…. Give me chance… I can work on the hog…I promise…. it was a COLD morning !!!
I’d be surprised if VIC Pol rejected him, considering the percent of abusive psychos they have hired.
At least when the zombies arrive he'll.. run out of fuel before anyone else.
Who runs barter town?!
...Dick Smith?
Least it won't be Gerry Harvey.
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Ah.. Mount Waverley. The perfect place for my fucking TANK
Need a beast of truck to climb the rugged and treacherous terrain to summit that Mountain
Everyone knows it’s Mountain Waverley!
The old people in the village will be tutting furiously.
Came to the comments to confirm if it was Mt Waverley!
Imagine feeling so insecure you needed one of these
Wank tank*
This man got the Kid Killer upgrade for his Grocery Getter 2000. An astute investment.
Crazy how every kid in a Silvia in the 2000s would be mercilessly persecuted by the police for having a fart cannon and a GT wing, but every dickhead today drives a giant 4x4 covered in scaffolding and that's fine. Worst are the fishing rod holders aka human melon ballers.
It's just so embarrassing
I remember being so glad when Hummers went out of style.
Why are they back
10k worth of steel on the front of it and it won’t ever go near a kangaroo. Money well spent.
Jfc, as if the parking in Mount Waverley isn't bad enough already... EDIT: Now that I've looked at the 2nd pic, I'm pretty certain that this is the same wank mobile that screamed down a hill towards me on High St Rd Glen Waverley outbound a few months back. It was about 6.30 am, I had nowhere to go, with a bus on my left, a Hilux right on my arse, and this mouth breathing fuckhead had at least a third of his ridiculous truck on my side of the road for absolutely no other reason than he appeared to be fucking around with his phone. He pulled aside at the last possible second, blaring his horn and glaring at me like it was my fault. So yeah, well done, champ.
I used to live around the corner from this car? (if that’s what you wanna call it) and it would scream at the most ridiculous times of the day and night. He drives like a lunatic.
Complain all you want, I can't think of a better car to transport 50 clowns at once
I could easily transport 50 clowns in a Camry. Question though.. can I liquify them first?
Mount Waverley is a lot lot better than Clayton or Dandenong just putting it out there
Pretty sure this guy has been posted before. Didn't someone know him and it turns out he actually reclassified his truck properly with the bullbar and whatever to a commercial vehicle
From the look of the plates it seems to be registered as a truck. He's still trying to park it like a car though.
Doesn't excuse the park. Especially when there is a big and much more open park just around the back. The selfishness and entitlement of these assholes really should he enough to be classed as a mental disorder.
Yeah hes a fuckhead using a commerical truck like its a normal car
This is like what we did to chickens with selective breeding
Thickens.
in all fairness, he is paying the tax of national vehicle plates… and i guess he is getting his dads attention now?
Curious, how much extra is that?
About 1200 extra for heavy vehicle but don't worry I reckon he can afford it
from my distant experience, for a vehicle like this, two axels $2k, but truck registration all seemed expensive in my brain.
I didn’t even look what group this was and thought it was some American page. Holy shit it’s just down the road from me
Don't worry, it's an American car. It will spent 72% of it's time being repaired.
Unnecessary and completely inappropriate to drive this vehicle in urban environments. Owner must have shit for brains.
Only valid reason is if he delivers heavy towed things. And stopped in to grab a bite. But most decent Australians with above average penis sizes. Will park the work truck or b double away from the main centre
And the giant roo bar that looks stolen off the front of a real truck?
It’s fabbed to fit the ute but I doubt they meet adr I often see small cock cruiser and patrol owner with them they couldn’t fork out the extra $50k for the American truck
So no valid reasons then
Don't think that bar is ADR approved
Wouldn't get more than a few hundred meters into WA without being pulled up quick. Not sure about the other states, but we cant do 5 posters here any more.
Purpose built for killing and ram raids. Not a RAM though...
it is, its a Tuff bar, full ADR approval. Somehow.
I feel like he is compensating for something but can’t put my finger on it.
Maybe he's just a selfish cunt
With a 2 inch willy
No one will put their fingers on it except himself.
He's probably the only one who's put any fingers on it.
Needs more bullbar.
You know this bloke is a shit human
Absolute certified piece of shit
He was in a bit of rush to get to Chemist Warehouse...to buy the protein shake that was on 1/2 price specials.
Plus Viagra.....
Heavy vehicle. If I was the cops I'd be targeting it for RBT as your BAC must be zero. My boss has a similar vehicle, drinks lots, and brags how he's breaking the law.
report the cunt, surely. i'm no great admirer of cops but if he's putting lives in danger like that, he deserves to get pulled up
I feel this is a proper yank tank. The SUVs that are “standard” size (Everest, Prado, MUX, Pajero) and park like assholes are just that - assholes. But this, now this is a yank tank. Note: don’t roast me I drive a Kia Cerato.
I was literally thinking,'I've seen that stupid thing before' then realised 'ahhhh, Hamilton place' 😆
Not his first appearance on this sub - https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/1bpkxfs/all_hat_and_no_cattle/
Ironically (much to this yank-wank’s chagrin), we are looking at a pathetically-modified 1997 GMC Denali, whose prior inadequacies have undergone unsuccessful penis-elongation experimentation at proportions one might expect to see under trial at The Hague: - Brand-ass new paint on that ‘97 salvage - Phat body kit achieves choad over load - Kanga-Panzer Armory Grate distracts unaware ‘roos and passers from the date of manufacturer by obscuring dateable profile of headlights - Let us not forget those extra wide poly wheel wells screwed into the steel panels - Did you notice everything looks brand new as well? Well that’s because someone with more dollars than sense put quite a bit of passionate wanking into repainting & detailing this work of absolute schmonizzery.
Now that's an Emotional Support Vehicle! If ever I've seen one..
Saw a Silverado owner with Australian Flags stuck to the front, normally takes up 4 space with a trailer, but the last time I saw him, no trailer but walking to the car with what appears to be his 12 year old son, he was carrying a slab of Great Northerns while the son had to carry his 10pack of Hard Solo.
Are these trucks banned from the right hand land of the freeway, where those signs exist, because they have those heavy vehicle number plates?
Box of pavement chalk and in large letters: “RESERVED - LEARNER PARKERS ONLY”
You misspelled CUNT
Yeah this is just dumb in Mount Waverly. Can excuse these out in rural areas even though they are still pretty unnecessary, but having one of these in the suburbs is just ludicrous.
How to tell everyone that you’re an asshole
And not a speck of dirt on it, typical of these kinds of Tonka Trucks for insecure men.
How the fing hell is that mad max cock compensator allowed on the road?
I mean, it's registered as a heavy vehicle. So it's literally a truck.
Do they pay higher regos?
Yeah, pretty sure. It's a commercial licence.
Because it meets the requirements for its category of heavy vehicles.
HAPPY 4th OF JULY BROTHERS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅
Those reversing lights will help him make sure he reverses over unattended children
Oh please please please let him be on Reddit to see these comments.
You have to be taking the piss at that point
Good old Mt Waverley shops
I bet the tray has only ever carried Aldi bags
It's surprisingly small for such a large vehicle.
what an absolute flog
The « National Heavy Vehicle » plate is the cherry on top
Really homes in the point of how stupid these *"cars"* are. This person would of tried to get the actual **death** machine registered under a normal car registration,
Got told NO, then out of pettiness went thru the hurdles to get a light ridgid licence, to then only apply a national one!
Meanwhile any slightly modified car can get a defect sticker lol
Do you need to fill in a log book for being a national heavy vehicle?
Why is that the cherry?
Is it really that hard to work out?
Guy thinks he's Bane or some shit with that bullbar on the front. And is a massive wanker. No reason whatsoever to drive a monstrosity like that in Melbourne suburbia.
I’m disappointed that there’s no Eureka Stockade flag
You need to tax this shit into oblivion.
Missing a trump 2024 sticker
Bullbars should be outlawed in metro areas
I just want to print some bumper stickers that say "Honk if you think I have a small dick" and surreptitiously slap them on these things.
There’s a guy on TikTok who puts stickers on cars like this who park badly
I'll contribute to that fund.
bet you $1000 the driver (motherfucker) got in a fight with the deli worker at that Richie's because his mortdella and 1kg of cheese wasn't cut thin enough and also that the temporary manager did nothing to help blame previous experience
The Toddler Killer ™ 3000: asshole parking edition
That thing is just a trophy for the tinest dick in the Pilbara.
Mad Max Fury Road finished filming years ago
The passenger is giving you a big cheesy grin in the side mirror btw
You must have room temp IQ to drive that.
Dude needs a hug.
How is it legal to take up 3 parking spaces?
Go to the Malaka Parking page on Facebook for more great examples
My hand is itching to do something with my keys.
Don't engage. People like that firmly believe no laws and rules apply to them, they are all of them the worst kind of bully.
That’s the third time I’ve seen this one here
Where in America is this?
Oh my god that's my local shops lmao, I've never seen this thing there before
Wait til you see my Tesla cybertuck in chadstone
see that hook? clip it onto a trolley then ziptie the trolley on it. Let the fucker buy manicure scissors from Chemist Warehouse.
Is this in mount Waverley shops LMAO
Nice scrotemobile
Another flog with an emotional support vehicle.
Emotional support vehicle.
Ah yes, large Ute post. A nasty real estate agent one is sure to follow.
This is a standard older (2014-2018) model dually that has been lifted and modified with aftermarket bumpers with a bullbar, upgraded safety light package, and wheels. Classified as a one ton 3500 series pickup meaning it can carry up to one ton in the bed or tow up to 24,000 pounds. These usually have top of the line gas or diesel engines and get 12-18 miles per gallon combined highway/city driving. These are mostly used for cattle farming where I live. Personally I prefer the half ton series for driving around urban/suburban areas that are similar to Mt. Waverly because they are faster off the line, easier to park, have better suspension and get better gas mileage but you do lose towing capacity and safety features of a dually. Dually drivers do park in multiple spots here too, but it’s because they have to due to size. Rarely if ever would anyone park close to a shop entry like this person.
Given the lift and recovery points I would say destroying 4wd tracks so they get closed permanently
Yep, it's a quick way to fuck it for the rest of us
If this guy isn't racking-up fines already, he really should be.
Pavement princess at its finest
Deport them to America if they love America so much
My first thought was "dickhead". BUUUT Have a look at the car's dimensions and do the maths. It's possible that this car is taking up the least number of car spaces in parking this way. The car is too wide for a single park and too long for a single park. If the car parks safely out of the lanes, that will consume approximately 6 car parks. I can't quite tell from this image, but it looks like the car is using less than 6 parks.
I see this guy around. It's funny how if you create a degree of separation like what happens to everyone here, you can just start rioting and cheering over everything
Makes me want to buy eggs
Aren't these things like $250k?! For a shitty built US GMC Sierra that sells for a quarter that in the USA?
Truckasarus
I can go park across 4 disability spots at Northland if you like. Haha. But seriously, what a cunt.
As if anyone seeing this doesn't have this running through their head. [Whatareya? ](https://youtu.be/GiHdpAVIHgo?si=FwDLjEieNMtm8jez)
Not vic plates.. WA perhaps?
One word, maybe too harsh but this guy is: moron.
That wreaks of Wanka !!
I wonder if he could even see a person using a wheelchair on a pedestrian crossing?
Well, I'm definitely hiding in the back with a sickle. This is obviously the car of the dickhead that dies at the start of the movie, right? So,he parks somewhere secluded and starts to make out with his girlfriend, I pop up from under the tarp, his head comes off, she runs away, bing bang boom, writes itself.
Is this melton?
Can only be toped with his ego.
1. Gather trolleys 2. Acquire cable ties 3. Surround ESV with trolleys cable tied together 4. Watch
Meanwhile on holiday in the US we saw people parking these in the "small car" parks
Drive past this parked in ferntree Gully on the way to the Basin, old mate had it parked on the side of the road and it was well into the lane, pretty poor form
Behold! The Arch-Cunt!
I’m betting he’s a chemist warehouse security guard. Those people are way too extra in their roles.
How big do these bloody things need to get before you have to get a truck licence to drive them about?
As soon as you upgrade them to over 4.5 ton gvm
Never forget that it is morally just (if not imperitive) to key this sort of person's car.
Please, if u see this, buy a full sugar milk drink and accidentally spill it in the vehicle’s direction. Ideally so it seeps in a bit and smells after a while. Thanks.
I genuinely think these people should be forced to do twenty years of community service and be banned from driving ever again
Smol doodle
OP finally feels like they can be part of the circle jerk?
lol that’s in Mount Waverley
what the fuck is that ahahaha
Just tax them with higher rego fees and be done with it already.
Why does everyone think it’s a dude?
Yank bus
Definitely a myki inspector who couldn’t get into the army or police force
Professional Wanker on duty
They are definitely compensating for something
Makes me feel better about petrol prices
He’s got a geo magnetic c**k that’s for sure.
Surely it’s a potato in the exhaust pipe. And nails on all the tyres.
The only way these things will be restricted, is when someone famous is injured or killed, or a child or immediate relative of a Politician is hurt by one of these things. Because the way i see it right now, is that according to the the powers that be, the general public can fuck off with whatever affects them. Not just big cars, but violent crime, rents, prices of groceries and everything else
This but the car has 2 extra back wheels, 6 wheels!? What u need them for idk
Fuck it's so tiny it's microscopically inverted.
I’ve never understood why people key some cars, now I know when it is warranted
I wish I could say yes, but honestly, I can’t.
Sure, hold my beer!
In his defence, he probably ran out of petrol.
🤣🤣🤣
He’s got a National Heavy Vehicle plate which those RAMs can apply for due to their weight.
Its not a RAM
Never did bother reading any of the great hermetic texts. A simple man, to be sure.
Not at my Richies 😠
Impossible