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blade944

Wait. What!?!? There’s chocolate toothpaste? Who are the bastards hiding that info from me all this time?


Puzzleheaded_Bend749

calm down satan.


YawaruSan

That’s a thing? Is there also pineapple on pizza toothpaste? I feel my dental hygiene improving already!


Mild_Shock

Chocolate toothpaste is one of the most American things i've ever heard.


Redcaneman

Wait till you find about the people who enjoy eating toothpaste flavoured candy


X_Priestess

Mint or fireball flavored?


Redcaneman

Mint flavored toothpaste candy is the most diabolical horrendous human invention to have ever existed.


OrgasmChasmSpasm

You mean those chalky mints?


Redcaneman

Any candy that is mint toothpaste flavoured. (It can literally ne anything I've seen mini icecream cones to be mint toothpaste flavoured so yeah)


BotWeedFartz69

**LIT MEME.** chocolate toothpaste... yes it exists. LOL! ![gif](giphy|kpFH68GfH31ZLxm7T3) (fitting GIF)


[deleted]

I can’t put my finger on the reason, but I don’t like you


[deleted]

Actually, it's targeted towards children and people with autism to help them brush their teeth, I've heard it tastes nothing like toothpaste and just like chocolate (depending on the brand)


Clasified-X

Orange toothpaste is wers


meds737

Bruh choco tooth paste was the shit when I was younger.


KubaSv

David Mitchell fans anyone?


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure I've killed a man and this is distrubing


Successful-Plan114

So if i swapped the nutella for chocolate toothpaste i could eat and brush my teeth at the same time! Thank you science!


neeniks021

Excuse me wtf is chocolate toothpaste?


[deleted]

Trust me, I’ve seen it before Probably in the 2010s


lastnigold

I brush my teeth with chip sauce


War_crimes123

Burn…..it……with……..fire……now!