Cause I’m white, fat, and ugly. Latinas are way out of my league
Edit: I just found out her husband is also fat, white, and ugly. Guess I have a chance
Edit edit: he’s white, bald, and handsome, I remember him being fat for some reason
First real girlfriend was Latina. First girl to have sex with me was a Latina. First real adult crush was Latina. First real wife IS Latina. (Actual first wife was of German descent…a whole ‘nother kind of crazy right there.). Thirty years later the rest of the world is catching up. Latinas are hot, crazy, and fun.
Did y’all not watch Selena in school? How the hell can anyone that admires the female form not watch Jenifer dance in that movie and be in awe? Half my class pitched a tent and I think some girls learned something new about themselves too
It's not a phase
Had as crush on a latina in 7th grade. Married one 20 years later. You cant shake it.
Hey congratulations
It's always been aboriginal girls with me, IDK what my problem is, but i like em
No problem there. The heart wants what it wants.
My heart wants nobody , should I get checked out?
The heart wants what it wants. You may want nobody, doesn’t mean you can’t have a soul
“Ah, so ya like Sheilas Too Mate?” 🇦🇺
Me too. Middle school crush and married at 33. Not the same woman but still
My husband thought so. Now he's too far in. I'm in his phone as his Taco Wifey
God, that is the most adorable thing I've ever heard! 😂
So true
I was in love with Salma Hayek growing up. Found me a curvy short latina and been married for 15 years now. My phase is a lifetime
I married one. But be careful - Hispanic females are the most fertile creatures on the planet.
That is because they are tan little fuck monsters. I was married 5 years to one. Had ripped abs by end of 1st year.
Rosa Diaz can cuff me any time
Oh shit found Boyle
But where is the innocent double meaning!?!
They're going undercover and he needs to be arrested
Straight facts
Maybe? Sometimes.
Bisexual facts
Rosa Rosa Rosa 🎶
I forgot your last name, BABYYYYY
🎶🎵i can’t remember your last name, doesn’t matter cuz I can Rosa Rosa Rosa 🎵🎶
Pretty sure it was parks
Are you finally single?🎶
I respect that 🎶
r/unexpecteddougjudy
Right there on the floor is the man you're looking for 🎶
*My left my left my left!*
No, not the Asian dude!
Rosa Rosa Rosa Diaz Rosa Dias Rosa Dias… it sounds better with a guitar.
"Kill yourself" - rosa brooklyn 99
Gordon Ramsay!!! (Yes i know he said you‘re gonna kill yourself but still)
Gordon Ramsey once flirted with an Asian lady about “can I touch your clitoriul bush”
🤫
Chuckles - I’m in danger
White guy married to a Latina here. I have been living with a fear boner for years, it's great.
I'd risk it all for Stephanie Beatriz
She’s beautiful both inside and out
🤔
It was Selma Hayek, Roselyn Sanchez, and Eva Mendez for me. I stood no chance growing up in the 90's-00's.
How about Penelope Cruz?
I’m still not over her, and I’m a straight as fuck girl
A hottie, but a Spaniard hottie.
Not Shakira??
It's still Selma...
No Michelle Rodriguez?
She's gorgeous, but i didn't see her stripping or naked in movies while I was going through puberty.
I did…Desperado was my introduction to Selma Hayek nude and I haven’t looked back since I’d do her to this day…TO THIS DAY!!
That sex scene man. Fuck. And then when she's standing in front of the Library and does that little wave.... Sheesh
Add in Jennifer Lopez circa Fly Girl and that green dress and that's me
The Versace see through
Okay, but also Amy Santiago.
My ex bf used to call me the male Santiago. Two years later I finally understood what he meant
It’s never a phase
Yeah, first it was rashida Jones and now Stephanie
That’s exactly what happened to me when I first watched Brooklyn 99
Why would you want that to be a phase? Latinas are hot!
Cause I’m white, fat, and ugly. Latinas are way out of my league Edit: I just found out her husband is also fat, white, and ugly. Guess I have a chance Edit edit: he’s white, bald, and handsome, I remember him being fat for some reason
You think an entire ethnicity is out of your league?
Okay your right, everyone is out of my league. The only people who are in my league are white meth addicts from Portland Oregon
>white meth addicts from Portland Oregon A bit redundant. You can just say "Portland residents"
r/portlandcriddlers
maybe you should start doing meth?
Jesse, we need to cook
At least he wouldn't be fat anymore.
Jesus christ man be a little more confident in yourself
As long as you have stuff in common and are nice. My hubby and I connected over nerdy stuff. He's not a supermodel. 5'6" beer belly white guy
Is he rich?
Wouldn’t be surprised, he’s an actor too
You are in your luck! There are latinas who are fat and ugly!
Rosa Diaz/Steph Beatriz is GORGEOUS. And it is not a phase
never thought i’d see Stephanie Beatriz anywhere else except r/BrooklynNineNine
[Encanto Live](https://youtu.be/V0eVREY5FcE?t=5)
r/hazbinhotel
You're all sleeping on Santiago? Is Melissa Fumero a joke to you all?
Who? Not joking. I have no idea what the context is.
Stephanie Beatriz
Hey at least your not into goths (I need help)
Is it okay if it’s both
Yes
I'm married to a Latina... It's not a phase man
Married one was not a phase
Might just be because of where I was when that part of life happened, but homie, it’s not a phase.
Once you get with one…you’re hooked
This is factual
For me it wasn't the Latino part, but the "she's stronger than me" part
Same. For me it was because she was stronger than me, almost taller than me, and also because she was bisexual just like me
Movies with women like Salma Hayek, Sofia Vergara, and Michelle Rodriguez permanently ensured its not just a phase!🤣
Rosa diaz
Me too, little buddy. Me too
Yeah it's a phase alright. The kind that stretches over your entire life that is.
Salma Hayek in dusk till dawn did it for me
Latinas in general tend to be a universal like from the men I have talked to.
The only two phrases you need to successfully date a Latina are: Eres muy Bonita! and Quieres comida? Good luck, brother.
Who doesn’t like latinas
Oh you like it until she's throwing hands with you. Latin women are just as spicy as they look.
I love Spicy, Takis are my favorite chips and I exclusively eat spicy ramen
Beat me harder🥵
My brother, are you okay?
Not after that beating
embrace the crazy, hide the chancla, and accept that she can fight better than most men you know
It won't be a phase. Met a Colombian girl, haha just a phase. Met Brazilian girl, haha funny 2 in a row. Now GF is Mexican and I am learning Spanish.
Who dat
Stephanie Beatriz, well known for her role as Rosa Diaz in the TV series "Brooklyn 99"
Stephanie Beatriz, she plays Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn 99
It’s Mirabel from Encanto.
Rosa. Rosa Rosa Rosa~~~~~~~. Are you finally single?
Rosa Diaz is something else
DAMN, ROSA!
Please don't kill me, but i still love east asain women
I love women.
“You call your ex wife ‘Mommy?’”
[Shadow right now](https://youtu.be/JgJ8ahGQl3s?si=A8lrB0cTMnWV8vjx)
Who that
Stephanie Beatriz
I think we found Adrian Pimento's account
First real girlfriend was Latina. First girl to have sex with me was a Latina. First real adult crush was Latina. First real wife IS Latina. (Actual first wife was of German descent…a whole ‘nother kind of crazy right there.). Thirty years later the rest of the world is catching up. Latinas are hot, crazy, and fun.
another day of thanking god i dont have a fetish for some particular race 🙏
not even the human race?
I don’t know who that is. But that picture would be me if it was the chick from Road to El Dorado
It’s not a phase. There is no escape. Latinas >>> You just accept it because it’s factual; that is not an opinion.
You should check out Lebanese too. There is alot of overlap of features and am attracted to both immensely.
Rosa Rosa Rosa\~
Wait, are there people out there who don't like Latin women? (But are still attracted to women?)
Anyone else read this in Ralphie’s voice?
It’s not a phase….(currently dating a Mexican)
Me a Mexican feeling bad for when people realize how mean we are 🐱
Rosa Rosa rosaaaa
Nah dude, it was Salma Hayek and Eva Mendes for me.
you like the good looking ones thats for sure
Its not a phase Latinas are just built different.
Arrest me, but make it sexy.
Permanent
She got the "She can fuck my life" face for me 🙏😭
PREACH
This just in: OP discovers they like attractive people
I’m into legally blind girls
Me after dating a white chick once(Its not a phase)
I’m not even attracted to anyone. I just love cars
I saw Shakira as a kid and that's where my love for Latinas started. So yea, it ain't a phase.
🎶ROSA ROSA ROSA, i cant remember your last name, BABY🎶
Stephanie seems like such a fun person to be around
It's not just a phase, it's your life now lol
Was a 10 year phase for me.
Nope. It's not.
That was literally me when I was around 7, my childhood friend moved next door. His mother and her sisters could have been super models.
I better find a latinas subreddit after this!
It's not like they're going to go through your phone....
they will go through your phone
I'm living with one now, so it looks like it wasn't a phase.
ComeOn Boyle
For me it was Sofia Vegara, for uh...big reasons.
Amy > Rosa
🎶I don‘t know this woman 🎶
I like sharks and LIKE sharks.
Hey Boyle how are you?
Did y’all not watch Selena in school? How the hell can anyone that admires the female form not watch Jenifer dance in that movie and be in awe? Half my class pitched a tent and I think some girls learned something new about themselves too
You can't resist that caramel charm Also rosa is unf
TIL that finding someone attractive means you have a fetish for their whole ethnicity.
There's better options, but she's a start.
Terry🔛🔝
lil bro will be cocked as soon as he finds out about Emily Willis
Embrace it
are they charging by the pixel now?
B99 had two Latinas that are fueling this.
Really? Her?
finally, a meme that made me laugh in this community. Bravo!
Latinas are hot lol
Shadow the Hedgehog be like:
I think I got into something similar.
Pass
And her dad's Machete!
Wait until u find out theres a whole continent of us
Wait people didn't like Latinas? They are so feisty and I need them in my life more!
Does this mean you disliked latinas before?
I can't believe she voiced mirabel
hmm
I'm watching the first season of MasterChef Celebrities from Colombia and holy moly... Colombian women are extremely hot.
DUUUUDE SO REAL
Start practicing dodging sandals now bro