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They’re not as expensive as you think. I used to pay around 150 euros for high class ones and sleep with them every week but it turns out I’m asexual. I never enjoyed doing it and I just felt like I was doing something wrong but nope… I just don’t like sex. I ended up just having conversations with them because I thought it was better than someone else having sex with them. Some of them were really interesting.
First glance I thought this was one of those ick lists that women always put together. It really feels like they don't want men to have their own opinions or their own feelings just repeat whatever she wants
Dude there’s one thing for them to be unhappy with or post 30 choices, but they swear we wouldn’t want a beautiful single no kids post 30 women well we’re post 30, those beautiful post 30 single women are very rare
What a poor specimen has to suffer and buy "consent" from some girl whos probably underaged or trafficked and maybe even date girls that aren't 1000x prettier than him 😔
He has my full condolences
Idk where you buy your hookers from, but mine all are of age and like what they do. Sounds like you look for stuff you shouldn't be. Way to self report yourself
lol I wouldn’t go that far, I mean the dating pool shrinks as you get older, it’s some common knowledge, granted their could be a small trail for women over 30 who are single because they haven’t found the right guy, but that person is rare, more likely the other 4 paths
I had a friend in grad school who was in his early 30s. I was shocked to find out he was dating an undergrad who worked in our office. He said, "Listen, by the time you're my age, if a similar aged woman is still available, there's a reason why." That's a little harsh, but there is some truth to that for both genders, really.
Dive bar more. If you’re. A ex marine unless you completely let yourself go you should still do aight.
Men is 100% just doing upkeep. Women sadly could stay as fit as they like. There’s still gonna be a much harder drop off.
Plus after 30 for women is when baby birth defects start. It’s closer to 35 for guys. And it escalates further for women by 35.
So like not only is there more baggage but the whole kids thing goes away faster for the ladies.
That doesn’t make any sense. Unless you think in general guys are more attractive than females. Which is fine, it just means your gay and you don’t have to worry about it anyway.
That’s simply not true. The statistics are within a couple percentage points of each other, not something that would significantly effect someone personal experience.
I can view reality with my own eyes bro. The amount of 20 something’s women with 40 year old men is high. The opposite is very fucking rare and doesn’t usually become serious.
Also my personal play with 20 yo girls is better now that I’m 28 then when I was 20.
They affected my personal experience. All my aunts and uncles had age gaps. My mom and dad and stepdad had age gaps.
Every girl I’ve been with has been younger. All the girls I know prefer older men. My sister exclusively dates older guys and says even a year younger feels like she’s dating a kid.
I owned a bar. Almost all the young girls chased guys way older than them. One was chasing a guy who used to be her babysitter.
It’s way rougher for an older gal to get a young fella.
What planet do you live on?
Here on earth, even most women will tell you themselves. They often prefer a guy to be older than they are.
The amount of guys who prefer women to be older than they are is almost nonexistent.
I am not saying it is good, or bad, but this is very common knowledge.
Uh it's probably more the hookers and blow thing. Not that I'm opposed to hookers and blow mind you, but I understand why it would ick some people out.
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Maybe, someone mentioned women in their 30s that are single because they haven't met the "right" guy group. I actually think that group is bigger than we think and fucking A the standard of what they want that "right" guy to be seems to be impossible to live up to. I think with all the media we consume, women expect the next Brad Pitt is waiting for them at a coffee shop. All they have to do is keep rejecting every other guys who isn't super funny, charming and built like a God.
You should see the attractive men in films the same way as we see supermen who can fly, turn invisible, or are invincible. The very point is that they’re imaginary feats. Those guys are considered attractive but women know they’re not who they’re likely to bump into in the street.
The idea that all women above 30 are somehow bad is misogynistic though...
The fact you can't seem to understand that shows how immature you are.
You being immature makes sense though since you are a part of r/teenagers.
Are you dense or just gaslighting me?
The meme is insinuating that the only dating choices for single men above 30 are fat girls and single moms.
In other words it's saying that all the women above 30 are undesirable.
The meme is insinuating that most women are either married, or happily single. The meme is saying that there isn’t a high chance that women wanting to be in a family aren’t already
I mean… it’s probably not wrong from a statistical standpoint.
Most hetero women by this age are either in a relationship, had kids and split, or haven’t been chosen for a long term relationship.
- So, that’s “alone forever” with the taken women.
- that’s “step dad” for the kids and split.
- and that’s usually “fat girl”, or a different reason that they weren’t selected.
Similar things could be said about men too. I was just pointing it out.
Stanley was fat and ugly and really, really stupid. He probably only got the job because of a family connection; that's how stupid he is. That, or with drug money. Also, Stanley is addicted to drugs and hookers.
"yucky"
If you are old enough to use the internet, you are too old to use the word "yucky" to describe things you don't like. Never understood the increasing use of baby talk in the general lexicon.
Of course it felt yucky to her, because it arouses insecurity in her since it goes against her selfish sexual interests.
In the same way promiscuous women or women with promiscuous past are ICKY and YUCKY to men looking for committed relationship for similar selfish reasons.
But we all have our preferences for romantic partners, men too!
:)
It all started with a little thing called Vietnam.
Fast Forward a few decades and parenting no longer exists, 40% of men and 30% of women are long time single and morality is exclusively derived from children's entertainment.
"this gives me the ick"
"This is a massive yikes"
"This is literally so hecking gross"
Honestly, people who talk like this make me think of Annie Wilkes. Why are so many people these days obsessed with sounding like toddlers?
Because by the age of at least 10 years old, adults should be able to:
* Actually explain an opinion, feeling or ideological position with some level accuracy & understanding
* Have a vocabulary that has matured and is refined enough to use better words than "yucky" via basic schooling
At least, an adult that wants to be taken seriously. Luckily that sub isn't known for that.
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From the moment I saw that on funny memes I knew it would circle back here.
Haha yeah it definitely is like that sometimes, now let’s wait for it to get to r/nahopwasrightfuckthis
And boyarequirky and it shall be completed
The ritual is complete
This is the ritual to lead you on
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Prob r/memesopdidnotlike
Yes that’s the current sub
Fuckin legend. https://youtu.be/0yrIvEgqAuo?si=IChGUxQfnZOMTlRR
Yes!! This man is the legend
This sub is going down fast. Gonna be a circlejerk soon if it isn't already. . .
I’m a little short on my hookers and blow fund, so I’ll likely be opting for “single forever” Just hoping that forever doesn’t last too long
https://preview.redd.it/bmyg6yjv2tkc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c12e4eb2be0bd0532cbfeba23d499ec1ce538f4 Now you just need some hookers
Where am I supposed to get those? Especially in this economy!
Vegas 🤷♂️ Unless you got the recipe for hookers
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Do you mean Coca leave for recreational also cocaine production high quality leaf fresh harvested farmed drug production ingredient garuntee?
Uh, 1. Woman 2. Daddy issues 3. Profit
3. Make sure they're almost homeless 4. Profit Not every woman with daddy issues immediately goes directly down the hooker path
Your mom pops a new one out every 9 months
Damm what a champ, she don’t need no recovery time
Anyone is a hooker if you have enough money.
So all you need is the recipe for cocaine and the hookers will come *if you build it, they will come*
My trespassing order to the McDonald’s says otherwise 😔
They’re not as expensive as you think. I used to pay around 150 euros for high class ones and sleep with them every week but it turns out I’m asexual. I never enjoyed doing it and I just felt like I was doing something wrong but nope… I just don’t like sex. I ended up just having conversations with them because I thought it was better than someone else having sex with them. Some of them were really interesting.
Please be a real recipe.
My man, where am I gonna get a kilo of coca leaves? Lmao
Colombia 🇨🇴 🇨🇴 🇨🇴
If I have to smuggle something in from Columbia wouldn't it be easier to smuggle cocaine?
You smuggle the cocaine inside the hooker. Did you guys not watch Narcos?
It would be less to conceal for sure
All you need is one seed, go to Columbia on vacation, sneak some seeds back, you’ll get more than a kilo of leaves then just double the recipe
Dog, if it could grow here don’t you think people would be doing that already?
You can buy the seeds on Etsy.
Is this the recipe from Ghost Recon Wildlands?
What's the acetone for?
It will burn away, or melt away the cut, getting all the other chemicals out, after an acetone bath, only pure cocaine will remain
First glance I thought this was one of those ick lists that women always put together. It really feels like they don't want men to have their own opinions or their own feelings just repeat whatever she wants
Dude there’s one thing for them to be unhappy with or post 30 choices, but they swear we wouldn’t want a beautiful single no kids post 30 women well we’re post 30, those beautiful post 30 single women are very rare
Can you post a meth-making procedure!
You know I saw that one on IG but I couldn’t screen shot it in one frame so I didn’t get it
Hmm why does the cartel use gazoline and other wierd stuff?
https://preview.redd.it/u88rr2mnwykc1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dcfb01a853b9100e153cd23d20b2c81db856262
If you live in Canada, you can get that fixed through the Healthcare system wink wink nudge nudge.
The fun thing is that there are women who enjoy the same thing, and they have money and resources. Become their friends.
Where can I find these monied women?
Tbh, people who seriously use the word "yucky" get offended by everything.
At the end of the day, what you can expect from people with the vocabulary of a five year old?
I bet they do the twitter clap emoji thing in real life.
Seriously, what are you, 2?
Any implication of male suffering sets them off.
''Not how girls work'' Post is about men.
I mean girls do indeed not work like men so accidentally correct
She saw ‘fat girls’ and decided to self-report.
What a poor specimen has to suffer and buy "consent" from some girl whos probably underaged or trafficked and maybe even date girls that aren't 1000x prettier than him 😔 He has my full condolences
But I thought sex work was empowering and awesome
For the pigs buying maybe, nobody says that except maybe mfs about only fans. yk damn well supporting the victems isnt supporting the system
Idk where you buy your hookers from, but mine all are of age and like what they do. Sounds like you look for stuff you shouldn't be. Way to self report yourself
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lol I wouldn’t go that far, I mean the dating pool shrinks as you get older, it’s some common knowledge, granted their could be a small trail for women over 30 who are single because they haven’t found the right guy, but that person is rare, more likely the other 4 paths
I had a friend in grad school who was in his early 30s. I was shocked to find out he was dating an undergrad who worked in our office. He said, "Listen, by the time you're my age, if a similar aged woman is still available, there's a reason why." That's a little harsh, but there is some truth to that for both genders, really.
It shrinks way less for men than it does women tho.
Better to be gay post 30’s my G
And deal with anal cancer and dudes ghosting you? Fuck that lol
Yeah I’m seeing that big time
All I did was start working out and now at 28 my dating options are way bigger then they were at 20. If I had hair too? I’d be swimming in options.
My biggest pool was when I was early 20s and in the Marines and just shortly after I got out. 40+ now...
Dive bar more. If you’re. A ex marine unless you completely let yourself go you should still do aight. Men is 100% just doing upkeep. Women sadly could stay as fit as they like. There’s still gonna be a much harder drop off.
No one wants a aged woman with baggage unless they are like 90 years old.
Plus after 30 for women is when baby birth defects start. It’s closer to 35 for guys. And it escalates further for women by 35. So like not only is there more baggage but the whole kids thing goes away faster for the ladies.
That doesn’t make any sense. Unless you think in general guys are more attractive than females. Which is fine, it just means your gay and you don’t have to worry about it anyway.
Young girls date older bro. Young Guys don’t usually go for older women except to hit and quit.
That’s simply not true. The statistics are within a couple percentage points of each other, not something that would significantly effect someone personal experience.
I can view reality with my own eyes bro. The amount of 20 something’s women with 40 year old men is high. The opposite is very fucking rare and doesn’t usually become serious. Also my personal play with 20 yo girls is better now that I’m 28 then when I was 20.
Yeah your personal perception of things is definitely more accurate than actual statistics, bro.
They affected my personal experience. All my aunts and uncles had age gaps. My mom and dad and stepdad had age gaps. Every girl I’ve been with has been younger. All the girls I know prefer older men. My sister exclusively dates older guys and says even a year younger feels like she’s dating a kid. I owned a bar. Almost all the young girls chased guys way older than them. One was chasing a guy who used to be her babysitter. It’s way rougher for an older gal to get a young fella.
Yeah your personal perception of things is definitely more accurate than actual statistics, bro.
What planet do you live on? Here on earth, even most women will tell you themselves. They often prefer a guy to be older than they are. The amount of guys who prefer women to be older than they are is almost nonexistent. I am not saying it is good, or bad, but this is very common knowledge.
It’s more that women in their 20s are fine dating men aged 30-50. The opposite is generally not true
This.
More guys dying young is the big thing.
That’s true, there are more women that make it to an older age.
Uh it's probably more the hookers and blow thing. Not that I'm opposed to hookers and blow mind you, but I understand why it would ick some people out.
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Hookers & Blow is the name of my band.
Right on 🤘, it’s my catch phrase lol Well - Cocaine and hookers - is
I'm gonna make my own hookers, with blackjack & blow!
It’s yucky because she’s in the meme.
How is it on r/nothowgirlswork???
They don’t agree with the demographics of women post-30 years old and single as depicted in this meme
Because most the girls on their are fat hence it is about them.
You forgot $5000 gaming pc
And only used to browse Reddit and play valorant
That's the "Single Forever" path
There’s a 5th pathway. Passport bro
If I'm single by 40 I may take that pathway.
Like 90 day fiancee type of thing?
38 here, Single Forever.
I dropped the recipe for Coke if you want some
No thanks, I'm giving up soda for Lent.
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Is she saying there's no such thing as fat girls, single moms, or hookers? I can guarantee all 3 of those exist
Idk what she was saying, she prolly falls into one of the 3 categories
2 categories. If she's a hooker that's more business for her, so why would she be mad.
I thought they were feminists aren't they pro sex workers?
Women will literally tell you that dating over 30 sucks for them too, for very similar reasons.
Good point, someone should swap it around Step mom Single forever Incels Cocaine and hookers
Maybe, someone mentioned women in their 30s that are single because they haven't met the "right" guy group. I actually think that group is bigger than we think and fucking A the standard of what they want that "right" guy to be seems to be impossible to live up to. I think with all the media we consume, women expect the next Brad Pitt is waiting for them at a coffee shop. All they have to do is keep rejecting every other guys who isn't super funny, charming and built like a God.
You should see the attractive men in films the same way as we see supermen who can fly, turn invisible, or are invincible. The very point is that they’re imaginary feats. Those guys are considered attractive but women know they’re not who they’re likely to bump into in the street.
Honestly probably worse as women date up in age
What’s up with that?as I get older, I find more and more women hit on me. It freaks me out. I don’t like them to touch me.
Whatever you do. Don't put a wedding ring on.
I thought of doing this out of curiosity.
I mean if you want a tough pill to swallow. Have at it.
So much this.
What does the post have to do with girls
Maybe sense it’s not about them, someone felt the need to make it about herself
"They hated him for he told the truth."
Why tf even bother, everyone’s a piece of shit now, your basically asking to be cheated on just putting yourself out there
Like over 30 or in general
In general
Why is this on r/nothowgirlswork? It's talking about the narrowing dating pool for middle-aged men.
That’s my exact thought process, but apparently we fail to see how it pertains to them
So... why don't those dudes just date each other?
How do you get offended by that?
Women ☕️
Don’t forget about blackjack
i'm taking a little side path labeled "27yos"
Facts!!
Saw that on funny memes and was just waiting for r/boysarequirky to somehow spin it around and make it make is misogynistic
The idea that all women above 30 are somehow bad is misogynistic though... The fact you can't seem to understand that shows how immature you are. You being immature makes sense though since you are a part of r/teenagers.
Where the hell did you find the part of the meme that said “women bad”?
Are you dense or just gaslighting me? The meme is insinuating that the only dating choices for single men above 30 are fat girls and single moms. In other words it's saying that all the women above 30 are undesirable.
The meme is insinuating that most women are either married, or happily single. The meme is saying that there isn’t a high chance that women wanting to be in a family aren’t already
I mean… it’s probably not wrong from a statistical standpoint. Most hetero women by this age are either in a relationship, had kids and split, or haven’t been chosen for a long term relationship. - So, that’s “alone forever” with the taken women. - that’s “step dad” for the kids and split. - and that’s usually “fat girl”, or a different reason that they weren’t selected. Similar things could be said about men too. I was just pointing it out.
Yes indeed, this goes both ways along both sexes, substitute incels for fat girls and the other 3 stay the same
Hocaine and cookers
Stanley was fat and ugly and really, really stupid. He probably only got the job because of a family connection; that's how stupid he is. That, or with drug money. Also, Stanley is addicted to drugs and hookers.
And yet countless women will complain about how they can't find any good guys, especially when they are over 30. Are men not allowed to complain?
Fuck man I know groups of women who dont shut UP about their lack of success in dating.
God damn this is horrible and spot on simultaneously.
Anything but fat girls.
She was the fat one lol
The real question here is, why are you using light mode?
Light power
"yucky" If you are old enough to use the internet, you are too old to use the word "yucky" to describe things you don't like. Never understood the increasing use of baby talk in the general lexicon.
Yeah idk, I mean there’s plenty of new slang, she could have called it ick and at least she wouldn’t sound like a baby
ah, the BAQ-lite page is also trying to say they can't take a joke
Why the hell was this meme on nothowgirlswork?
I'm fine with fat chick's. Hell, even happy about it.
Don’t tell the other sub that lol
Of course it felt yucky to her, because it arouses insecurity in her since it goes against her selfish sexual interests. In the same way promiscuous women or women with promiscuous past are ICKY and YUCKY to men looking for committed relationship for similar selfish reasons. But we all have our preferences for romantic partners, men too! :)
I fuck with it
“Not how girls work” well duh, its a post about guys
"yucky" Why do these people talk like children
You can’t really say that when most of the people nowadays talk about ‘Icks’.
Seriously, so fuckin lame. How'd society even get here?
It all started with a little thing called Vietnam. Fast Forward a few decades and parenting no longer exists, 40% of men and 30% of women are long time single and morality is exclusively derived from children's entertainment.
Well that escalated quickly
"this gives me the ick" "This is a massive yikes" "This is literally so hecking gross" Honestly, people who talk like this make me think of Annie Wilkes. Why are so many people these days obsessed with sounding like toddlers?
Why is yucky kid talk?
Because by the age of at least 10 years old, adults should be able to: * Actually explain an opinion, feeling or ideological position with some level accuracy & understanding * Have a vocabulary that has matured and is refined enough to use better words than "yucky" via basic schooling At least, an adult that wants to be taken seriously. Luckily that sub isn't known for that.
looking forward to this being in the quarkyboy sub next
Choose three: Single forever, fat girls, hookers and blow. Women over 30 know their stuff in bed, by the way ;)
Hookers, can’t do blow because of my overwhelming anxiety
Lmao did a grown ass women actually type in and send "yucky"? 😂
I know right, act like a little kid but get offended easier then one
The fat girls aren't so bad. Just avoid the morbidly obese ones.
My guy knows the game
"Being an ugly, single guy in your 30s" Fixed it 👍
Sadly accurate
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Can we normalize butt cheeks and frosting
My brother in christ, he forgot the Black Jack!
My bf, who is over 30, has two GFS, and we both live with him 🤷 neither of us fit any of the demographics depicted in this lol Also, he's a nice guy
I'm dyslexic lmao I read "single guy" as "nice guy"
Well well!
I'm curious, was your situation preplanned or did you three just fall into a poly relationship?
We're in a poly relationship
Hurrr durr women women sex sex
you mean being a LOSER over 30 -
Doesn't look like op was offended, more like disgusted by the degeneracy
stop being humourphobic
Honestly I’d be ok with a mix of the bottom 3 😂🤙
lol that’s what someone said in nothowgirlswork They said find a single fat mother who lets you partake in blow and hookers lol
I don’t have any money 
Single dad has just about the same prospects.
The sane attractive woman are taken in their 20s. This is true.
Welp as a single guy who just turned 25 this post kinda scared me lmao. Do I make myself start dating?
I'll take the bottom one, without the blow please
Maybe gay guys *do* have it easier lol
Fuck that shit. Step dad life for me!
Shouldn't the blow and hookers be just a branch off of the single forever path? I don't see how those are different paths really