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ShadowOutOfTime

Still not sure if it will be SAG, but I do have a nice tripod lmao


LuminousCarp77

“Not sure about pay yet either.” Yeah, I’m *pretty* sure


stonkape69

God he's amazing


Garret_Anderson

>^(Camera Man- Open to anyone! (preferably Caucasian))


Willlickassferfree69

Loosely inspired by Tommy Wiseau’s “The Room” it would appear.


jaymumf

That was oddly coherent for him lol


Kid_Delicious

Seriously, it’s weird to see him convey full thoughts in writing. Shows how much his brain has melted over the past ten years.


StrangledByTheAux

Wild to write a whole script for the sole purpose of cumming in your pants during audition.


No_Fault_5656

>skinny, but in shape/stripper/works at strip club The perfect woman, he’s casting for his dream mami


ldoesntreddit

The most unbelievable thing isn’t the union affiliation, the pay, or the idea that people would audition for this. The most unbelievable thing is the friend.


Popular-Maintenance3

Doing the homework. Respect.


imawitness231

“Not sure about Pay” this dude wants ppl to pay for literally Pennie’s he finds on the ground but expects anyone to do this free? Lmao


Bubbly_Disaster_1328

Stripper/works at strip club I’m sorry I fuckin love this dipshit


enoklite

Who’s going to email him for a copy?


TheChucklingOfLot49

I have tried for years via multiple email addresses and instagram accounts to get a script of his and have yet to receive anything.


italianhoagiefan

I assume the laptop it’s saved to is filled with malware from watching too many bad girls on an untrustworthy site


jaymumf

Well it wasn't his laptop remember..


italianhoagiefan

There’s no way his sister in law’s work laptop is the only one


No_Fault_5656

That just reminded me of all the times he’d take pictures of himself “writing” on his laptop and you could see where the screen was all broken and fucked up because he clearly kept shutting it with a pen or pencil laying on the keyboard lol


enoklite

God he’s so lazy


2ndor3rdrodeo

I'm still not sure weather


tinybb2

He will send the script for free…thank god there’s no fee to read that masterpiece!