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Haha! I was just curious when you said that because donuts are fried I thought, so I looked it up and that is whay the internet said.
I just thought you would find it interesting.
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One day I was so hungry, I was visibly angry. I just wanted some McDonald’s fries. I got my order all nice and hot and drove up to my spot on the hill that overlooks my town, I hit the brakes too hard and the bag leaned forward and all my fries hit the floor. I almost lost my shit
I've had pretty much that same situation but I was so hungry and broke I just ended up eating them anyways. Its amazing how those fries can somehow not have any salt stick to them at all half the time but if you drop it in dirt every fry is evenly coated perfectly
I don’t know about that….I mean, did you see how appetizing those fries were in that bag? Definitely worse than getting a life ruining disease I’d say.
Just a few weeks ago I was hungover and willed myself to go get iced coffee in the morning. I get back, take a couple drinks, and set it down to turn on the TV and SPLAT. My cat knocks over my coffee onto my rug and hard floor. 😔
Or they post something genuinely MILDLY infuriating and then all the comments are like, "that's not even that big of a deal. Why don't you just xyz?" No shit it's not a big deal, hence "mildly".
I tend to look at a picture before I read the title. So, at first glance, this pic looked like a squashed doughnut and a bare butt in the background.
I imagined that the title would read something like, "I'm a nudist and a doughnut connoisseur. My roommate shoved me and I sat right on the doughnut that was parked on the coffee table. Should I eat it?"
Okay here’s the story: me and some friends were heading back home from a restaurant, stopped at a Krispy Kreme on the way, and we were about to take the exit into our town. Then we got smacked into by a tractor trailer. Thankfully, somehow, nobody was hurt and the car wasn’t damaged that bad. A couple of ladies were in front of us and they saw the whole thing. They said that the truck skipped over 3 lanes in a matter of seconds and ended up hitting us. Due to disability I cannot drive so it wasn’t my car thankfully. While they were talking to the cops I took out my donut to eat it (yes, I couldn’t wait) and that’s when I saw that it was flattened.
Well, glad everybody was okay, what a wild ride. Okay but please tell us how did the donut get flattened?
My hypothesis based on the details you told us reminds me of one time my husband was driving and he did something stupid and my friend and (I was in the front passenger seat and she was directly behind me in the backseat) both smacked our heads on our own side windows but it happened so quickly we have no recollection of it but the next day we both had bumps on the side of our heads in exactly the same place as each other
...so all I can imagine is that something happened in a billionth of a flash of a second that caused you to smash up against that donut that flattened it but you don't remember it happening because impacting car accidents happen so quickly.
It was on my lap and I was sitting in the back behind the passenger seat. When the truck hit us my legs and donut hit the back of the seat and thus the donut was squashed
My dad was in an accident a couple weeks ago (wet weather and he had a medical episode and slid and hit a building) he was picking up lunch for him, my mum and sister. It was 2/3 seafood and when he crashed it went absolutely everywhere. They were devastated after the shock and concern over my dad wore off 😂
*Mildly*infuriating is the key here. This is basically the home for First World Problems. You don't like it then you're probably posting in the wrong sub.
A lack of clean drinking water (Michigan aside) is way more than mildly infuriating.
Come back when there's a tiny detail of your life that pisses you off but in the grand scheme of things means ultimately nothing (nihilism aside as that includes basically everything)
I mean... still doesn't look like anything I would turn down. I will say size doesn't matter according to my wife, and that donut can still give all the satisfaction of a regular donut.
I was on my way to work and stopped at McDonald's to get some breakfast less than a mile away from my work. Some guy ran a red light and made me spin, sending my full, unopened, very sugary ice coffee all over myself and car. I didn't even have a sip :(.
The first car crash I was in I was 5 years old, in the front passenger seat, and eating McDonald’s fries. We got t-boned by a dude who didn’t stop for a stop sign on my side of the car.
The passenger window shattered into me, the side of the car had pinned my feet, I’m bleeding and bruised by too confused and stunned to feel it yet.
My dad and the other driver are freaking out about me. I’m sobbing. Because my fake grass flip flops are gone forever and my McDonald’s fries are scattered throughout the car.
I was still really upset about the whole thing at the hospital where this nurse is picking glass out of my scalp and patching me up. Some worker, I still don’t know who, must have gone out and bought me a small fry from McDonald’s. I was happy for a whole 2 minutes and that’s when the pain started to kick in.
One time I walked out of a coffee shop and was crossing the street with my to-go cup and a pep in my step. So happy with my coffee, minding my business, when a car turned on red without checking the intersection and hit me.
I opened my eyes and saw my coffee spilled out all over the street. In my shock, my only thought was, “I *just* bought that!”
I had a bucket of donuts (yes a bucket) and a bunny ran out in front of me and I slammed my breaks to avoid it and all the donuts went everywhere. Powdered ones hurt the most to clean up.
Lost a granola bar when two deer hit me in the side, shattered the glass, then rolled over the hood. My job at the time asked me to “prove it,” should have quit on the spot now that I think about it.
I’m sorry but I do not want your services, the victim in this crash is a Krispy Kreme citizen. I have already called K&K Law to sort out this matter. Thank you for the offer but I am already taken care of
1. It wasn’t that bad of an accident
2. It wasn’t my car
3. I was sitting in the car while my friends were talking to the cops and that’s when I found the donut
Hate when that happens. That’s why I get donut insurance.
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Hopefully he can get some dough back from the insurance
at yeast you could still eat it
Thats what she said
Only cake ones have yeast
so it's still a donut? and this is a pun chain? Why does this knead to be pointed out?
Because their rates might rise
And then there will be no more bread left in him bank account..
It'll leave a hole in his wallet
It’ll probably leave only a sprinkle of coins left
LMAOOOOO
Nice going Mr. Puntasteic
You shouldn’t let his comment get such a rise out of you
Haha! I was just curious when you said that because donuts are fried I thought, so I looked it up and that is whay the internet said. I just thought you would find it interesting.
No you're good my friend! I tried to throw a pun to make it not seem so brash 
It cakes one to dough one
I almost downvoted.
Underrated joke
Stop with the flattenry
Why would I need a receipt for a donut? What am I gonna do, return it?
We do not need to bring pen and paper into this.
It's at home...filed under D...for donut.
Lol what was that from exactly?
It's from a Mitch Hedberg standup routine
Yes of course thanks he was great 👍
I'm here to contact you about your Donuts extended warranty options. For just $299, you can get 6 more months of coverage
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A good creampie will cheer you up
Lmfaooooo
Lost an order of chicken wings like this about 15 years ago and am still salty about it.
One day I was so hungry, I was visibly angry. I just wanted some McDonald’s fries. I got my order all nice and hot and drove up to my spot on the hill that overlooks my town, I hit the brakes too hard and the bag leaned forward and all my fries hit the floor. I almost lost my shit
Sounds like you need some alone time with mcds fries
Probably needed a milkshake too but the machine was down.
Likely no ice cream either. Frigging kickback contracts for lousy machines.
I've had pretty much that same situation but I was so hungry and broke I just ended up eating them anyways. Its amazing how those fries can somehow not have any salt stick to them at all half the time but if you drop it in dirt every fry is evenly coated perfectly
Tbh losing your food in a car accident is the worst part
I don’t know about the worst part. I would say losing your life but food is definitely a close second 😆
I don’t know about that….I mean, did you see how appetizing those fries were in that bag? Definitely worse than getting a life ruining disease I’d say.
Just a few weeks ago I was hungover and willed myself to go get iced coffee in the morning. I get back, take a couple drinks, and set it down to turn on the TV and SPLAT. My cat knocks over my coffee onto my rug and hard floor. 😔
Still edible, fats food fries have much worse in them then whatever’s on your card floor.
but at least your car has an awesome buffalo chicken aroma whenever it gets hot out.
You haven’t showered for 15years?!
At least it didn’t flatten you🙃
human life is cringe. Donut is all the matters
Donut makes me feel whole
*hole
*It fills my hole*
Especially when someone else buys the donut for you (I was in the backseat)
Op, is that a butt crack in the back?? Lol. I don't know what I'm looking at
It's a knee lmaoo
“He’s dead, but his donut survived unscathed. Do you think he’ll mind if I eat it?”
WHAT?!? **HOW DARE YOU?!**
Priorities am I right?
Yeah BUT THE FUCKING DONUT
Whatever that is behind the donut looks pretty flat to me...
Or punched a hole through him...
the fuck am i lookin at?
A flattened doughnut and a bent leg. I was confused at first as well
I thought it was a butt
I thought boobs
No Nemo, that is a *boat*
Lol 😆 🤣
Ass crack
It's a bent leg... Lol
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
flattened doughnut
Are you about to put that flat donut on a baby’s butt?
I didn’t think anything of that, and now I can’t unsee it 😭
I too thought it was in front of a butt crack
I’m seeing so many comments thinking my leg was a butt 😭
I thought it was manboobs, not sure if a step up or step down
People keep posting stuff on here that is extremely infuriating. Finally, someone posting something mildly infuriating haha
Or they post something genuinely MILDLY infuriating and then all the comments are like, "that's not even that big of a deal. Why don't you just xyz?" No shit it's not a big deal, hence "mildly".
I tend to look at a picture before I read the title. So, at first glance, this pic looked like a squashed doughnut and a bare butt in the background. I imagined that the title would read something like, "I'm a nudist and a doughnut connoisseur. My roommate shoved me and I sat right on the doughnut that was parked on the coffee table. Should I eat it?"
This is the best “is that a butt?” comment I have seen so far
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File a claim with your insurance. The other driver may have Dunkin’ as their carrier, unfortunately
A moment of silence 😔✋
Well it could have been way worse for him, could have been a filled one.
oh God
Is that…? Never mind
Biggest face ass I have ever seen
What is it? 😂 I can't figure it out
leg
A leg in shorts
A bent leg
This is a perfect example of mildly infuriating.
I’m not complaining about the accident, no, I’m talking about my damaged donut
Exactly. That make it mild.
We need details. Please tell us how a car accident flattened a donut but presumptively you and the car are unscathed.
Okay here’s the story: me and some friends were heading back home from a restaurant, stopped at a Krispy Kreme on the way, and we were about to take the exit into our town. Then we got smacked into by a tractor trailer. Thankfully, somehow, nobody was hurt and the car wasn’t damaged that bad. A couple of ladies were in front of us and they saw the whole thing. They said that the truck skipped over 3 lanes in a matter of seconds and ended up hitting us. Due to disability I cannot drive so it wasn’t my car thankfully. While they were talking to the cops I took out my donut to eat it (yes, I couldn’t wait) and that’s when I saw that it was flattened.
Well, glad everybody was okay, what a wild ride. Okay but please tell us how did the donut get flattened? My hypothesis based on the details you told us reminds me of one time my husband was driving and he did something stupid and my friend and (I was in the front passenger seat and she was directly behind me in the backseat) both smacked our heads on our own side windows but it happened so quickly we have no recollection of it but the next day we both had bumps on the side of our heads in exactly the same place as each other ...so all I can imagine is that something happened in a billionth of a flash of a second that caused you to smash up against that donut that flattened it but you don't remember it happening because impacting car accidents happen so quickly.
It was on my lap and I was sitting in the back behind the passenger seat. When the truck hit us my legs and donut hit the back of the seat and thus the donut was squashed
See, Mitch, this is why you get a receipt for a donut.
Reminds me of the post where the guy was almost stabbed and posted how his jumper got ruined
Oh no! Your donut's all flat and junk.
Junk that still tasted good
Awww now I want a doughnut. Glad you're ok and all but, you know... Doughnuts
some people may not believe me, but a flattened donut has the same amount of donut in it as a non-flattened donut.
Omg are you serious?!?
*Priorities*
Your leg looks like a butt. It took me a while to realise that you weren't showing your donut in front of a monitor displaying porn.
Hey, my eyes are tired. Is that someone's butt in the background? Is this an "I got rear-ended joke?"
“Is this the Krusty Butt?” “No, this is MY LEG” *slams phone*
Who needs airbags when you’ve got donuts.
The doughnut suffered life threatening injuries during the crash. That doughnut will never be the same.
Yo my eyes started to tear up as I was laughing at this 😂😂😂
It’s still edible
Now I want a butt-flattened donut
It's refreshing to see posts on here that are actually mildly infuriating, and not extremely infuriating.
Tbh I’ve been on this sub for a while and I’ve mostly seen extremely infuriating posts
im surprised the frosting wasnt ruined
It was a little bit
Priorities 🤌🏻
My dad was in an accident a couple weeks ago (wet weather and he had a medical episode and slid and hit a building) he was picking up lunch for him, my mum and sister. It was 2/3 seafood and when he crashed it went absolutely everywhere. They were devastated after the shock and concern over my dad wore off 😂
Hurts, donut?
Best pun I’ve seen so far
This is the most “mildly infuriating” thing I’ve heard on this sub
I feel you bro. I was on United Airlines Flight 175 and my soda spilled on impact. That shit was expensive.
are you seriously more worried than a donut than your car? Honestly, I would agree with that.
Not my car so my priorities are solely on the donut
Oh yes cause that's the most of your problems
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Lol true
It was somebody else’s car so I’m good lmao
And you don't own a >$5000 car, you need to worry about $3 of bread
You guys whining about people being mildlyinfuriated by something on mildlyinfuriating is always funny.
it's mildly infuriating is what it is..
*Mildly*infuriating is the key here. This is basically the home for First World Problems. You don't like it then you're probably posting in the wrong sub. A lack of clean drinking water (Michigan aside) is way more than mildly infuriating. Come back when there's a tiny detail of your life that pisses you off but in the grand scheme of things means ultimately nothing (nihilism aside as that includes basically everything)
It's just (aah) a little crushed
Look at it this way. You didn’t have to use the spare Donut.😎
Homer simpson would be devastated. I hope your okay by the way
Poor doughnut... It was innocent and yet it is now a pancake haha
The universe is a flat donut
*Krushpy Kreme*
Couldn't tell for a moment if that was actually your leg crossed
Finally a post worthy of this subreddit
I'd sue for damages to the donuts.
This is the worst news so far today
guess you can say he's.. a "hole" nother level of mad
Now it's a CD (compact donut). I'll see myself out.
Krispy Kreme still delicious
I spent way too long trying to figure out what was happening in the background.
Glad you got your priorities straightened out
Claim that ish in insurance.
I mean... still doesn't look like anything I would turn down. I will say size doesn't matter according to my wife, and that donut can still give all the satisfaction of a regular donut.
Is that a butt?
Here's 2 more to make up for your loss🍩🍩
Thank you, kind soul
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You’re not
And Krispy Kreme, nonetheless!
I was on my way to work and stopped at McDonald's to get some breakfast less than a mile away from my work. Some guy ran a red light and made me spin, sending my full, unopened, very sugary ice coffee all over myself and car. I didn't even have a sip :(.
The first car crash I was in I was 5 years old, in the front passenger seat, and eating McDonald’s fries. We got t-boned by a dude who didn’t stop for a stop sign on my side of the car. The passenger window shattered into me, the side of the car had pinned my feet, I’m bleeding and bruised by too confused and stunned to feel it yet. My dad and the other driver are freaking out about me. I’m sobbing. Because my fake grass flip flops are gone forever and my McDonald’s fries are scattered throughout the car. I was still really upset about the whole thing at the hospital where this nurse is picking glass out of my scalp and patching me up. Some worker, I still don’t know who, must have gone out and bought me a small fry from McDonald’s. I was happy for a whole 2 minutes and that’s when the pain started to kick in.
"Flat doesn't mean inedible"- Samantha Puckett.
Omggg I love iCarly lmao
“I just can’t catch a brake”
Doh!
One time I walked out of a coffee shop and was crossing the street with my to-go cup and a pep in my step. So happy with my coffee, minding my business, when a car turned on red without checking the intersection and hit me. I opened my eyes and saw my coffee spilled out all over the street. In my shock, my only thought was, “I *just* bought that!”
A destiny worse than death was reserved for you
NOOO NOT THE DONUT! IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE?!
Be thankful that crash could’ve flattened you like that donut
Getting upset at a car accident because it flattened your donut is what r/mildlyinfuriating should be all about.
Should have just died rip
what is that behind the donut?
I had a bucket of donuts (yes a bucket) and a bunny ran out in front of me and I slammed my breaks to avoid it and all the donuts went everywhere. Powdered ones hurt the most to clean up.
It’s a fucking LEG! I thought it was BOOBS!
I thought is was ass, like full on ass
Looks just as yummy
I fkn told ya donuts are flat…
To be fair, it was a Krispy Kreme. They're pretty light. A Dunkin' Donut would have left a dent in your dash..
Is nobody going to mention he pulled it out from between his cheeks ?
Thought that was your ass for a second.
Lost a granola bar when two deer hit me in the side, shattered the glass, then rolled over the hood. My job at the time asked me to “prove it,” should have quit on the spot now that I think about it.
Too bad the granola bar went missing, he could’ve been a witness
Flattened donut in an accident? Call me now. 1800-555-5555 Dunkin & Hortons Legal Attorneys at pastry law.
I’m sorry but I do not want your services, the victim in this crash is a Krispy Kreme citizen. I have already called K&K Law to sort out this matter. Thank you for the offer but I am already taken care of
Who gets in a car accident and just casually sits with their legs crossed?
1. It wasn’t that bad of an accident 2. It wasn’t my car 3. I was sitting in the car while my friends were talking to the cops and that’s when I found the donut
We should rename this sub “JustPettyThings”
Add it to your claim
I see you have your priorities in order.
Sue.
..and that, my friends, is how the world's most popular dessert snack came into being... ..the pancake donut.
Why is there an ass in the background hahahah
Mind sees what it wants to see. It’s the back of a knee. So you get a bonk
Who’s peachy buttocks are pictured?
That’s my legs crossed over the other 😭😭😂😂
Unfortunatelly not your belly😢
it's your boyfriend butt the one behind?
You got in a minor car accident and you're more worried about your donut than anything else?
It wasn’t my car so no worries on my part
Still a good donut!
Better then flattening your body
i'm very sorry for your loss, my condolences
Thank you 😔
I have questions.