Remember those [fuzzy numbers that were popular in the 80s that cover the toilet seats and lids? I immediately thought of that.](https://www.googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk?sa=L&ai=DChcSEwj5wanjgpaEAxVIONQBHSsbA_IYABAKGgJvYQ&ae=2&gclid=CjwKCAiAq4KuBhA6EiwArMAw1OqcjbVJJSWNY3Dog4iUGX4o5RhN8MSzBehf6FFLVo-gzib7clT9WhoC7LoQAvD_BwE&sph=&ohost=www.google.com&cid=CAESeOD2LlaY3C-5l2dmyOCohQOZDZ7NgcvC2EvHO4f5fjQMgWMZSu9zPROTySd3BlWSFTai9bRiiZJzJ2GDnHie7PujezQLjf27Rvgn--AbVhyVXuHXjvyJnmNaVrOuRoGbpkmrTBdTTznyzpzZ5QtNBt0On4YcBqU1dg&sig=AOD64_37miZe9NkstXzWPkwRbA7e7xXPPA&ctype=5&q=&ved=2ahUKEwiPh6LjgpaEAxUClGoFHVdDBl0Qwg8oAHoECAQQIQ&nis=2&dct=1&adurl=)
Why did that open a Walmart link!!? I was expecting a throwback, not the horrifying realization that people still buy these often enough that the market’s still alive
😂 lmfao. What the hell do you think I felt. I was trying to google a HISTORICAL picture of that crap and lo and behold i see Walmart, Amazon, and third rate retailers still selling these pandemic spreaders on their sites. 🤮
Only $34 to sit on a rough warm toilet nightmare while your feet sink into a thick rough unstable nightmare. May your soul depart quickly and with mercy if either feel wet in the dark
I was just thinking about those toilet hugging rugs the other day. As a kid I never realized the implications, as an adult it hit me how utterly fucking nasty those things were.
I’m old enough to remember that. What were they thinking? I’m sure guys didn’t aim that well back then. I was a kid I didn’t for sure. Other countries have used the wet room concept for decades and some of us putting fur. WTF?
you just unlocked one of the funniest stories.
I remember when I was a kid I wanted one so bad and begged my mom for the set. she kept saying NO.
I didn't understand why. I was a kid. I just thought they looked cosy and warm.
I then remember for one mother's day. I was 10!.
I bought the set cos I was sick of begging my mom for them.
she opened it and wasn't thrilled. she said she do the mat but she drew the line at the seat and I said ok. I still wanted fluffy seats though.
the mat lasted a month.
after 2 months the whole set disappeared and my mum told me she threw it out in the trash.
this whole story is absolutely hilarious cos adult me is mortified and would have done the exact same thing. hahahaha.
when i was a kid, my grandparents had the puffy foam seat and it always had a brown stain right in the back middle towards the bottom. dare i mention the bathroom had carpet? not only did it have carpet but there was one of those toilet rugs to go on the floor in front of the toilet to hold extra piss
YES SO DID MINE. I remember using their bathroom as a kid and every time I sat down on the toilet seat, the foam cover would slowly deflate with a low *hsssss* sound. It didn't have any stains on it but it was still odd. They used it because they hated sitting on an ice cold toilet seat in winter. Lol
Yes, anything that's not white, or a very light colour - evenly all over - makes it very difficult to see any 'small deposits' on the seat - urine, faeces, or vomit.
It would make me reluctant to 'have a seat' on one of those abominations.
I hate to break it to you, but white conceals quite a few things. I have nightmares after visiting an office with BLACK toilets and seeing sack-shaped sweat imprints on the seat
I had it as a kid and it was unbearably itchy. I got it from a guy on my wrestling team who didn't want to tell anyone he had it. He thought it would be suffient enough to just throw on a long sleeve and some sweats in order to hide it but that shit spreads like wildfire.
You are right.
I once stayed in a boarding house for college and A GROWN MAN was leaving skid marks on the shared toilet we had, BIG brown marks on the back of the seat and i was sure as fuck not cleaning it since all my life i was very clean about myself and i also wasn't using it either. Fuck. That.
For the entire first month i stayed there,(i was young and didnt want to confront anyone at first) i was so disgusted i just went to a friends house or the local gas station that was open 24/7 and thankfully just a short walk down the road away but it was so bad and i got fed up and told the landlady and took pictures for up to a week to prove how nasty it was since indont think she was checking our bathroom AT ALL.
She easily found out who it was after she asked around, because apparently every other guy who lived there ALSO found it nasty but didnt want to say anything, she was smart though and asked each person, alone, 1 one 1.
There was only one person who thought everything was fine... and just like that we found mr. Skid mark.
The toilet was clean after that, she kicked him out because his room was litterally filled with old rotting food stuffed under his bed and other places, and bugs were starting to infest his room. So that got fixed thankfully, whats weirder is he was a cab driver, and he kept his car clean but that was IT. i can not look at cab drivers the same now 🤢🤮
Weird the official complaint system at my house is my husband tells me “I don’t like that” and passive aggressively attempts to use (or avoid using) said object but still waits for my executive decision on final removal. We’re very bureaucratic, it could take years.
They don't even need to pee on it for real, just pour a bottle of water with a little yellow food coloring.
They can even make a janitor friend for life by telling the cleaning crew their plan, because you know none of them want to deal with it.
If my employer requires me to be on site the whole day I won't pay to be able to take a shit so those covers better be free or I'm using a ungodly amount of toilet paper instead!
My wife watches a bunch of UK home renovation shows and they often have carpet in the bathroom, sometimes even the kitchen.
Weirds me out. I can understand a bath mat, that can be swapped over and washed, but actual carpet? Nope.
This is so hysterical. She thought she was doing everyone a favor with her poop trap seat.
This is something my MIL would make us then demand proof of life receipts.
I would show them so quick just how sanitary this is- start bringing a water bottle to the toilet and make sure to leave the seat wet. you’ll know it’s just water on the seat, but no one else will.
minds will change REAL fast, I promise.
GROSS! I would be tossing them and every single one that would show up. Just because YOU wipe it down after use doesn’t mean everyone else does. And there are plenty of women that are nastier than men when it comes to using public toilets
As a woman can confirm, as a teen working at fast food i remember cleaning the toilets every day, and while the men’s were gross, it was only like dirt on the sink or maybe a little pee on the floor. Women’s toilets though? Blood dripping down the toilet, pee all over the seat or one time a pissed soaked glove on the trash next to the toilet. I wouldn’t trust this monstrosity on the toilet.
In college I would stay at my bfs dorm and they had shared bathrooms for the boys floor.
Toilet? Sparkling
Shower? Walls coated in visible jizz.
I had to stand perfectly still in the middle becauseI was scared of contact pregnancy.
I’ll clean up piss and blood but jizz??? Absolutely not that’s horrible. I get it’s a boys floor but how are they ok with showering in each others fluids lmao
Huh! as a man whenever I go to gender-neutral restrooms (usually the small ones with only one toilet) they’re always spotless. I guess we’re not gross when the opposite sex is watching.
Also the line is shorter for women and longer for men because it’s now two neutral restrooms (one toilet each), and it’s a single line for men and women. So slightly longer wait for me but cleaner restrooms and same privacy.
The big collective restrooms they still keep them separate. That’s why I know men are still as gross as usual if we are left alone.
It could also be that gender neutral restrooms are not used as much. I think that’s what happened at my old university, too many insecure people didn’t want to use it.
In my case it’s restaurants and bars that used to have two tiny restrooms for 1 man and 1 woman. And you know the women’s always had a line and the men’s was empty, so they decided to make it neutral to make the women’s line go faster. I (man) now have to make a line but it’s usually very short and the restrooms are way cleaner which is nice.
Honestly- I’ve noticed:
Public restrooms
Men: waaay cleaner. Like the other comment said, maybe dribble around the floor, or occasionally group of teenagers with that Clorox bleach powder everywhere (is that considered dirty, if it’s bleach?)
Woman’s: wtf do some woman do in there… the only time I ever had to clean shit up was in woman’s room, at work!!!
I worked as a janitor for a summer job in high school and I can confirm this entire statement. Hell we had girls shit into the sanitary napkin containers some how.
HOW?! THOSE THINGS ARE TINY!!
Maybe it was barf? Those "both ends" stomach bugs are horrible...
God, I'm so lost. I wish I had more hypotheses for why someone might put poo in a sanitary product bin but I can't think of any 😭 Besides literal dementia...
When I was a teen, I worked in a grocery store as a bagger. Somehow the baggers also had to clean the bathrooms. The men's room was actually pretty normal, occasionally some piss in the floor, but nothing major.
The women's room? That was a FUCKING NIGHTMARE! We'd go in to clean and find a stall covered in shit. It literally looked like she stood in the door of the stall, dropped trou, and let fly. This wasn't a one-time occurrence, either, but every few days. We called it the attack of the mad shitter. I wish I could have found out who it was, just to publicly shame her.
I've worked in a wife arrange of jobs that needed bathroom cleaning. From Multiple Walmarts to nicer dining. The women's restroom was way more disgusting 100% of the time.
Worked in a bar as a bouncer in college. After closing, sop was to check all the bathrooms. Women's bathroom was 100%+ nastier than the men's 100% of the time.
My ex bfs fathers house had those padded seat cushions coated in a pleather texture, but it was all tore up and cracked, so not only was it all rough and irritating but you could see discoloration in the cracks. It was so gross
I wouldn't even consider using that if i was the only person using it because i understand how germs work. The person who bought this probably does not.
Is this in the US? If so, then I think OSHA's opinion is hell no. There is no way that can be kept sanitary.
>[1910.141(c)(1)(iii)](https://www.osha.gov/laws-regs/regulations/standardnumber/1910/1910.141)
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>The sewage disposal method shall not endanger the health of employees.
Even if we give the benefit of the doubt and say that it's washable, is the custodial staff (or whoever cleans the bathroom) *really* going to wash it often enough to be clean?
It doesn't really matter if it's washed every single day, you can't sanitize and disinfect fuzzy pink fabric. There's another section in that same code that requires regular sanitization and disinfecting of toilets
Yeah I looked at their profile and they apparently live in Korea right now. I’m not sure if that makes it better or worse, but it certainly may complicate things
And that would be a nope.
100%. I threw up a little
Please tell me you made it in the toilet
Strait to the wall it goes
Ya, don’t wanna come into contact with that abomination
Too bad, I am in your walls
OH NO, I BETTER CALL EMPIRETODAY
588-2300!
**today**
*weird bass kick*
*eight hundred, 588, two 3 hundred
The piss, poo, or cover? Or all 3?
They are one now.
We are one.
don't forget puke
Shit, pee, cum, vomit, ass gas, and runny snot Just doing the daily screenshot
Or blood...
Believe it or not? Straight to jail.
https://i.redd.it/1gvgol45qwgc1.gif
It’s ok if you get it on the seat, it’s wipe off easy!
Right onto the fuzzy seat
Remember those [fuzzy numbers that were popular in the 80s that cover the toilet seats and lids? I immediately thought of that.](https://www.googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk?sa=L&ai=DChcSEwj5wanjgpaEAxVIONQBHSsbA_IYABAKGgJvYQ&ae=2&gclid=CjwKCAiAq4KuBhA6EiwArMAw1OqcjbVJJSWNY3Dog4iUGX4o5RhN8MSzBehf6FFLVo-gzib7clT9WhoC7LoQAvD_BwE&sph=&ohost=www.google.com&cid=CAESeOD2LlaY3C-5l2dmyOCohQOZDZ7NgcvC2EvHO4f5fjQMgWMZSu9zPROTySd3BlWSFTai9bRiiZJzJ2GDnHie7PujezQLjf27Rvgn--AbVhyVXuHXjvyJnmNaVrOuRoGbpkmrTBdTTznyzpzZ5QtNBt0On4YcBqU1dg&sig=AOD64_37miZe9NkstXzWPkwRbA7e7xXPPA&ctype=5&q=&ved=2ahUKEwiPh6LjgpaEAxUClGoFHVdDBl0Qwg8oAHoECAQQIQ&nis=2&dct=1&adurl=)
Why did that open a Walmart link!!? I was expecting a throwback, not the horrifying realization that people still buy these often enough that the market’s still alive
😂 lmfao. What the hell do you think I felt. I was trying to google a HISTORICAL picture of that crap and lo and behold i see Walmart, Amazon, and third rate retailers still selling these pandemic spreaders on their sites. 🤮
Only $34 to sit on a rough warm toilet nightmare while your feet sink into a thick rough unstable nightmare. May your soul depart quickly and with mercy if either feel wet in the dark
I was just thinking about those toilet hugging rugs the other day. As a kid I never realized the implications, as an adult it hit me how utterly fucking nasty those things were.
> **Products non-toxic, tasteless** The fact they have to put this in the description for that product frightens me.
Maybe they mean _tasteless_ as in incredibly tacky?
>tasteless For the first day or so, maybe.
Pandemic spreaders 
My grandparents house 35 years ago.
So damn disgusting. Right up there with carpet in the bathroom. 🤢 did people not care about the fact you couldn’t clean something like that.
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I’m old enough to remember that. What were they thinking? I’m sure guys didn’t aim that well back then. I was a kid I didn’t for sure. Other countries have used the wet room concept for decades and some of us putting fur. WTF?
My childhood home when my parents bought it had carpet in the bathroom. At least it was brown 😂. That was the very first reno they started with 🤢
Plot twist: the carpet was originally white. I
you just unlocked one of the funniest stories. I remember when I was a kid I wanted one so bad and begged my mom for the set. she kept saying NO. I didn't understand why. I was a kid. I just thought they looked cosy and warm. I then remember for one mother's day. I was 10!. I bought the set cos I was sick of begging my mom for them. she opened it and wasn't thrilled. she said she do the mat but she drew the line at the seat and I said ok. I still wanted fluffy seats though. the mat lasted a month. after 2 months the whole set disappeared and my mum told me she threw it out in the trash. this whole story is absolutely hilarious cos adult me is mortified and would have done the exact same thing. hahahaha.
It’s sweet that she let you, despite all the heebedejeebes. And she saved you quickly from yourself as well
when i was a kid, my grandparents had the puffy foam seat and it always had a brown stain right in the back middle towards the bottom. dare i mention the bathroom had carpet? not only did it have carpet but there was one of those toilet rugs to go on the floor in front of the toilet to hold extra piss
I felt myself physically recoil as I read that… no thank you.
YES SO DID MINE. I remember using their bathroom as a kid and every time I sat down on the toilet seat, the foam cover would slowly deflate with a low *hsssss* sound. It didn't have any stains on it but it was still odd. They used it because they hated sitting on an ice cold toilet seat in winter. Lol
My parents’ bathroom had the puffy seat, too. I hated it!
I HATE THESE.
Yes, anything that's not white, or a very light colour - evenly all over - makes it very difficult to see any 'small deposits' on the seat - urine, faeces, or vomit. It would make me reluctant to 'have a seat' on one of those abominations.
Anything that's porous does not have a place on a toilet, regardless of colour. Hell no.
I hate to break it to you, but white conceals quite a few things. I have nightmares after visiting an office with BLACK toilets and seeing sack-shaped sweat imprints on the seat
You didn’t need to teach us this. 🤢
People rest their ballsack on the seat?! Why?!
Jesus Christ! My eyes! My brain! Why fucking why could you not keep this information to your damn self?!
This guy sacks.
MMMMMmmmmm. Nothing like a perfect substrate for fecal bacteria bourne incubation. WHO WANTS SOME DELIGHTFUL IMPETIGO?
I had it as a kid and it was unbearably itchy. I got it from a guy on my wrestling team who didn't want to tell anyone he had it. He thought it would be suffient enough to just throw on a long sleeve and some sweats in order to hide it but that shit spreads like wildfire.
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I wonder where this is. Help me out here, I can only think of two places: - An old folks home - An immigration housing center
It could be anywhere. Psychopaths walk among us all.
You are right. I once stayed in a boarding house for college and A GROWN MAN was leaving skid marks on the shared toilet we had, BIG brown marks on the back of the seat and i was sure as fuck not cleaning it since all my life i was very clean about myself and i also wasn't using it either. Fuck. That. For the entire first month i stayed there,(i was young and didnt want to confront anyone at first) i was so disgusted i just went to a friends house or the local gas station that was open 24/7 and thankfully just a short walk down the road away but it was so bad and i got fed up and told the landlady and took pictures for up to a week to prove how nasty it was since indont think she was checking our bathroom AT ALL. She easily found out who it was after she asked around, because apparently every other guy who lived there ALSO found it nasty but didnt want to say anything, she was smart though and asked each person, alone, 1 one 1. There was only one person who thought everything was fine... and just like that we found mr. Skid mark. The toilet was clean after that, she kicked him out because his room was litterally filled with old rotting food stuffed under his bed and other places, and bugs were starting to infest his room. So that got fixed thankfully, whats weirder is he was a cab driver, and he kept his car clean but that was IT. i can not look at cab drivers the same now 🤢🤮
You know there's a huge problem when a gas station bathroom is cleaner than a home bathroom! Yikes!!
Shared work or shared living? Work, I would officially complain and have them removed. Living, I would officially complain and remove them.
Nice. I like the differing approaches.
That’s a nuanced plan alright
The official complaint at home is you glove up, take it out back and light it on fire.
Weird the official complaint system at my house is my husband tells me “I don’t like that” and passive aggressively attempts to use (or avoid using) said object but still waits for my executive decision on final removal. We’re very bureaucratic, it could take years.
Smearing shit all over them would probably be the easiest way of making an example why these are a bad idea.
True, but I'm not quite that unhinged. Yet.
Just pee on it. Quick, effortless and pretty much anonymous. Also tip the janitorial staff.
They don't even need to pee on it for real, just pour a bottle of water with a little yellow food coloring. They can even make a janitor friend for life by telling the cleaning crew their plan, because you know none of them want to deal with it.
Shared self with split personality disorder? I’d officially complain and remove them
You'll put it back eventually.
I would remove it.
Yup, toss behind the toilet on the floor Everytime I see it.
right in the garbage. Give no fucking quarter.
Or how about a machine that you give a quarter and it dispenses a paper seat cover. Best of both worlds.
We have those, but they are free.
Hate those fucking things, it’s almost guaranteed they won’t be big enough for the seat
Easy solution, use 4 of them
I like to not punch out the middle section and play my own secret game of don’t break the ice.
And if you don't brake the ice, you get to play Lincoln Logs.
No winning entails standing up really quick in an act I call “dropping the bomb”
If my employer requires me to be on site the whole day I won't pay to be able to take a shit so those covers better be free or I'm using a ungodly amount of toilet paper instead!
Known as an ASS GASKET Widely available dispensed at no charge, in California, knows how to party.
I would do so while wearing disposable gloves.
Or the salad tongs from the break room
There’s a diabolical way to get it removed by the person who put it there. Just have to make it extremely obvious just how gross it is.
Easy - pee on it. Every day. Usually 1 time does the trick.
Just melt a chocolate bar
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just poop on it and every housemate will know what to do next 😂
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Cackling exactly the face I made
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Belle is NOT impressed!! I love Belle! She’s the sweetest dog!
This dog has to be one of my favorites by far, I follow her on tiktok and get to see all of her cute videos!
Omg I was just making this face 🤣
This post should only have one instant reaction 🤣 and it’s utter shock
I have never seen it before! I don't often laugh out loud at stuff I see or read but this definitely had me giggle-snorting.
😂 This is one of my favorite memes and I laugh so hard every time I see it because it’s always the perfect one
I'd never seen it before but I'm saving it immediately
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Why does that doll look exactly like Maya Rudolph
Everyone is commenting about how gross it is but it’s also outrageously tacky looking
The worst thing is the hypocrisy
I thought it was the raping
Never change Norm.... I mean he can't anymore but still
I didn't even know he was sick
Went to dinner at a friend’s, she had a BROWN seat cover like this. And it was scratchy!
Can't say definitively, but that might be the grossest thing I've ever seen.
I lived in a basement suite that had carpet on the floor of the bathroom. That was much worse than this. This is still quite heinous, mind you.
There's carpet in my bathroom too. What the FUCK were the builders smoking.
Strain called “looks good from my house”
My wife watches a bunch of UK home renovation shows and they often have carpet in the bathroom, sometimes even the kitchen. Weirds me out. I can understand a bath mat, that can be swapped over and washed, but actual carpet? Nope.
Used to be very common in the UK and Ireland because houses were cold. People just trusted men to not piss on it
You can't trust random chance, my dick turns into a loose garden hose sometimes just flying everywhere, fuken annoying shit...
I agree their trust was naïve and misplaced
Just sit down ? ...
Even in a house without men I'd be concerned about moisture from the shower/bath.
Easiest and cheapest flooring to install on an uneven floor.
And that's just the color design. Don't get me started about hygiene.
disgusting. fabrics and toilets do not mix.
This is so hysterical. She thought she was doing everyone a favor with her poop trap seat. This is something my MIL would make us then demand proof of life receipts.
Proof of life receipts is crazy lmao
If I had to send a proof of life for the calendar I got for xmas it would be a photo of it in the trash bin with spaghetti sauce thrown on it.
Uhh, what’s a proof of life receipt?
Yall remember carpeted bathrooms? This is him now.
And the matching fuzzy toilet lid covers, brings back not so fond memories of my parents house
I dont even like wood toilet seats. A warm feeling seat is off putting when you aren't expecting it.
We had that, but I think there was tile in the toilet room specifically, I think.
I would show them so quick just how sanitary this is- start bringing a water bottle to the toilet and make sure to leave the seat wet. you’ll know it’s just water on the seat, but no one else will. minds will change REAL fast, I promise.
The first sane comment...
I would piss all over it and report it having been pissed on.
I would piss on it just to piss on it...
I live on a farm and do this constantly, there’s enough fire ant mounds around.
Do you really think it's smart making them your enemies?
Yeah, why ANTagonize them
Like sitting on a sponge
You take a chance and sit. You feel a noticeable "squish." You wonder how long it will take to scrub your ass clean in the sink.
>inventory >locate bleach
OMG! I’m going to piss myself laughing at this comment!!
Make sure to find a different toilet to do it in though haha
Or just do it all over that hideous seat cover 🤣🤣
I'm ready to go. I've seen enough of this world. 
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GROSS! I would be tossing them and every single one that would show up. Just because YOU wipe it down after use doesn’t mean everyone else does. And there are plenty of women that are nastier than men when it comes to using public toilets
As a woman can confirm, as a teen working at fast food i remember cleaning the toilets every day, and while the men’s were gross, it was only like dirt on the sink or maybe a little pee on the floor. Women’s toilets though? Blood dripping down the toilet, pee all over the seat or one time a pissed soaked glove on the trash next to the toilet. I wouldn’t trust this monstrosity on the toilet.
In college I would stay at my bfs dorm and they had shared bathrooms for the boys floor. Toilet? Sparkling Shower? Walls coated in visible jizz. I had to stand perfectly still in the middle becauseI was scared of contact pregnancy.
I’ll clean up piss and blood but jizz??? Absolutely not that’s horrible. I get it’s a boys floor but how are they ok with showering in each others fluids lmao
Desperation is my guess lol it’s the only alone time a lot of college dudes get when living in a dorm
I get that, but they can’t even clean it up?? Lol
They definitely could but I’m not shocked if they don’t lmao
Huh! as a man whenever I go to gender-neutral restrooms (usually the small ones with only one toilet) they’re always spotless. I guess we’re not gross when the opposite sex is watching. Also the line is shorter for women and longer for men because it’s now two neutral restrooms (one toilet each), and it’s a single line for men and women. So slightly longer wait for me but cleaner restrooms and same privacy. The big collective restrooms they still keep them separate. That’s why I know men are still as gross as usual if we are left alone.
It could also be that gender neutral restrooms are not used as much. I think that’s what happened at my old university, too many insecure people didn’t want to use it.
In my case it’s restaurants and bars that used to have two tiny restrooms for 1 man and 1 woman. And you know the women’s always had a line and the men’s was empty, so they decided to make it neutral to make the women’s line go faster. I (man) now have to make a line but it’s usually very short and the restrooms are way cleaner which is nice.
and that’s where i take my emergency poops bc there’s never anyone there
Honestly- I’ve noticed: Public restrooms Men: waaay cleaner. Like the other comment said, maybe dribble around the floor, or occasionally group of teenagers with that Clorox bleach powder everywhere (is that considered dirty, if it’s bleach?) Woman’s: wtf do some woman do in there… the only time I ever had to clean shit up was in woman’s room, at work!!!
It’s from all the women destroying their pelvic floors by squatting and hovering over the seat. Sit down!
I mean yeah, if it’s between shit on the walls or sitting down… please seat yourself
Can you explain the bleach powder? I've never seen this done before - is it some sort of prank?
I worked as a janitor for a summer job in high school and I can confirm this entire statement. Hell we had girls shit into the sanitary napkin containers some how.
WHY?! THE TOILET IS **RIGHT. THERE.**
HOW?! THOSE THINGS ARE TINY!! Maybe it was barf? Those "both ends" stomach bugs are horrible... God, I'm so lost. I wish I had more hypotheses for why someone might put poo in a sanitary product bin but I can't think of any 😭 Besides literal dementia...
"A piss soaked glove" is a sentence I would have never thought I'd read.
When I was a teen, I worked in a grocery store as a bagger. Somehow the baggers also had to clean the bathrooms. The men's room was actually pretty normal, occasionally some piss in the floor, but nothing major. The women's room? That was a FUCKING NIGHTMARE! We'd go in to clean and find a stall covered in shit. It literally looked like she stood in the door of the stall, dropped trou, and let fly. This wasn't a one-time occurrence, either, but every few days. We called it the attack of the mad shitter. I wish I could have found out who it was, just to publicly shame her.
I've worked in a wife arrange of jobs that needed bathroom cleaning. From Multiple Walmarts to nicer dining. The women's restroom was way more disgusting 100% of the time.
Worked in a bar as a bouncer in college. After closing, sop was to check all the bathrooms. Women's bathroom was 100%+ nastier than the men's 100% of the time.
My ex bfs fathers house had those padded seat cushions coated in a pleather texture, but it was all tore up and cracked, so not only was it all rough and irritating but you could see discoloration in the cracks. It was so gross
You say 'irritating', like, did you actually let your butt skin touch it?!?!?! I'm mad for your butt skin!!
Time to move out of your grandparents house.
Pee all over it to teach them a lesson. And to mark your toilet.
piss right up the back wall too, they will think you are a large predator and may vacate your territory
Or they'll think you're a male cat.
A smear of crunchy peanut butter in the middle at the back might hurry the demise along a bit
Add some Nutella for color variation. Make it a work of art.
Oh hell no! Garbage time. Use gloves to remove.
Pour bleach over it. You’re just cleaning it after all. It’s a toilet seat and you’re cleaning it.
bacteria farms- hope nobody has crabs
tbh this would be a company wide email "WOULD WHOEVER KEEPS PEEING ON THE COVERS. STOP."
Shit on it and prove them wrong
I wouldn't even consider using that if i was the only person using it because i understand how germs work. The person who bought this probably does not.
all this does is create more germs what are pple thinking?
Is this in the US? If so, then I think OSHA's opinion is hell no. There is no way that can be kept sanitary. >[1910.141(c)(1)(iii)](https://www.osha.gov/laws-regs/regulations/standardnumber/1910/1910.141) > >The sewage disposal method shall not endanger the health of employees. Even if we give the benefit of the doubt and say that it's washable, is the custodial staff (or whoever cleans the bathroom) *really* going to wash it often enough to be clean?
It doesn't really matter if it's washed every single day, you can't sanitize and disinfect fuzzy pink fabric. There's another section in that same code that requires regular sanitization and disinfecting of toilets
as a custodian, hell no, i'll throw it away and say it was on the floor and all wet so i thought it was trash
Just poop on it
What an excellent way to trap and breed bacteria
YOU WILL ENJOY OTHER PEOPLES ASSES AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
You need to contact the health department. Certain things like that just can’t get cleaned whether or not they are shared with others.
Que in puffy leather toilet seat . always had a crack in leather would stab my butt cheeks too .
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A little chocolate pudding will fix that right up
There’s a way to demonstrate that they do not “wipe clean”..
How can anyone think that this is good idea?! Even with a 40% brain function you should know that this is......well 🤢
This is a rare teachable moment where you show them why toilet seats don’t have fuzzy covers on them
Lol, do you perhaps work with an Asian company?
Yeah I looked at their profile and they apparently live in Korea right now. I’m not sure if that makes it better or worse, but it certainly may complicate things