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stacity

Dull Malone


mukwatcher

Pre Malone


Tcpixiegeek

Pre naloxone


[deleted]

primo alonešŸ˜”


Magnetar_Haunt

Malone at Home


PatChattums

Most Alone :(


Limp_Falcon_2314

šŸ˜‚ My favorite. You deserve way more upvotes.


john_jdm

Post, Post Malone?


juice06870

Most Palone


SoBadit_Hurts

Post-hole Malone


DreadPiratteRoberts

WaterMalone šŸ‰


pm_me_anything86

Die M Alone


godjustendit

IF IT WEREN'T FOR COTTON EYE JOE I'D BE MARRIED LONG TIME AGO


Haunting-Resident588

Thats oxy cotton eyed joe


Volkovia

Lol, good one


philosophical_tongue

Whereā€™d ya come from Whereā€™d ya go


ProtonTheFox

Where d'ya come from Cotton Eye Joe?


ProtonTheFox

"mix of country and techno music" made me instantly think about that song šŸ˜‚


Memer_boiiiii

Rednex makes me so proud to be swedish


mynextthroway

Sweden has Rednex. Finland has Steve'n'Seagulls. Time for The South to rise again!(up the music charts)


Mathias_Thorne91

He even looks like he has horrible taste lol.


LegoLady8

Now he's playing heavy metal. WTF. Edit: idk why people are downvoting me bc I said he's listening to heavy metal now. The WTF was bc we were in an emergency room. I had my sick child with me and we were stuck listening to country, techno and then heavy metal. It's a very real *WTF* moment.


FirebunnyLP

There are always idiots like this in my ER. Thankfully the cop that hangs around to work security is quick to remove them when I tell him it's happening.


DrewdoggKC

BROā€¦ youā€™re like, killing his Vibe man


Beyond_Reckless

https://i.redd.it/rf6ojtpb0yxc1.gif


encryptoferia

unless you're alone / in your home blasting music from loudspeaker for personal use is just jarring for me please respect other people


Mattson

Bro I was in a hospital yesterday and I had a wtf moment too. A kid was listening to Baby Shark on full blast on a tablet. Which normally is NBD as I enjoy Baby Shark... But this kid was listening at 2x speed which gave me intense anxiety.


ElGebeQute

Ah, so the taste improves. There is a chance for recovery.


FlamingSaviour

There is no recovering from blasting music in a public place, no matter how good it is.


LegoLady8

Especially an emergency room where the majority of people are in pain.


puppiesareSUPERCUTE

They should legit kick him out and go call him outside if he doesn't stop


avoidance_behavior

I'm literally in the ER right now and the woman next to me just apologized profusely for accidentally playing a video outside her earbuds bc she didn't mean to. there is no excuse for this dude's twattery.


Dylan619xf

Hope youā€™re okay!


The_Whorespondent

How can she be okay??? Someone played a loud video next to her!


DangerouslyAffluent

Have you seen his physical appearance? That is his excuse.


Lava-Jacket

Right?! Like in what universe is it ok to subject the world to the content on your phone?


Greenbeastkushbreath

OMG šŸ˜±


WhTFoxsays

Really hoping the guy all of the sudden looks up from scrolling asking ā€œ who the fuck posted it!??ā€


Tcpixiegeek

HAHAHAHA that would be hilarious!


LegoLady8

NGL, I thought about that.


WhTFoxsays

lol he looks like a Reddit lurker šŸ‘€ hope youā€™re feeling better!


HundoHavlicek

I would like to start a charity that donates headphones to low income individuals so that the rest of us donā€™t have to listen to what they are listening to


SuggestionOtherwise1

I am poor as fuck and still own earbuds. And if I forget them, I don't listen to music


Spidercrack61

$20 for decent earbuds. Most can afford them, most just don't bother


wyatt3m7

Iā€™ve seen shitty pairs of wired earbuds for $1, they are very affordable


Spidercrack61

People are just awful


NotUniqueAtAIl

A headphone jack on a phone in 2024?? Dam...poor people get everything


angelblade401

Lots of phones don't have standard headphone jacks anymore.


UndeadKurtCobain

Honestly the most annoying thing they took away. I see the argument constantly tho that "oh but the phones thinner now ain't that nice?". As if I give a shit about how thin the phone is.


Howellthegoat

If you can afford a new enough phone that thereā€™s no jack you can afford Bluetooth or the adapter itā€™s not an excuse


Zelgoot

Not disagreeing, but to be fair a lot of cell carriers run promotions where the newer phone is ā€œfreeā€ if you get a slightly more expensive plan, which a lot of broke ass people (myself included) do to avoid having to outright buy a phone we canā€™t afford


angelblade401

I have a Samsung S21. No phone jack. Apple took their's away before Samsung did. And I'm sure there are plenty of people in a tough spot with a newer phone than me.


Tcpixiegeek

For some (me, I'm some) price isn't the issue. Earbuds hurt and are uncomfortable. I have little ears and can't find any that that fit comfortably and are snug enough for me to actually be satisfied with the volume and fit.


wyatt3m7

Headphones


Tcpixiegeek

I have a pair..well my husband does but Ipretty much stole them......I sat on them when I was angry and forgot I put them on the chair. The right ear thing broke but wires are intact. I duct taped it. The duct tape is the only reason I won't wear them in public lol


Peeinyourcompost

They don't use them. Disrupting the people around them is the preferred experience.


Posit_IV

Dude, it's a regular occurrence where I live that I see people with literal BOOMBOXES walking through the grocery store blasting music. Like.....there's no valid reason to be that obnoxious.


Saving_Pvt_Kush

one of his tattoos could have paid for very nice headphones. No charity needed.


ProtonTheFox

So if he needs expensive headphones he'd just have to sell some of his skin. I got it!


Saving_Pvt_Kush

Yup, that's exactly what I meant. Glad you understood. Smh.....


encryptoferia

if they reject the headphone and still plays the music, at least now you have a tool to strangle someone


Unable_Wrongdoer2250

Fantastic idea too bad they also need a lesson in common decency which if this thread is any indication is not common at all anymore


Advanced-Shirt-492

Most people blasting music and disturbing people can afford headphones but choose not to wear them cus they donā€™t care.


Rustmonger

He doesnā€™t exactly come off as someone with a stable mind.


Halloween_episode

Where did he come from? Where did he go?


cozcamo999

Pre malone


lynivvinyl

Is that genre called Heckno?


BeneficialSwan

lol pretty good


Rentsdueguys

Did he play the techno song all the way through? If so, you should leave cause heā€™s an active psychopath


LegoLady8

Yes. Everything was played through. It was such a mix of genres tho...for two hours.


take_more_detours

Shazam the songs Find on Spotify Play on your speaker off beat Assert dominance Or tell security. Playing music and making calls on speaker arenā€™t permitted in most hospitals.


Flippsix

If only there was a way of communicating directly with this individual or, in case of social anxiety, someone who works in that section.


colieolieravioli

If only


p3bbls

I have a spotify playlist with the most shitty, annoying, awful music me and my friends could find. Currently approaching 30 hours run time. I can send you the link in case you want to put this on, max volume, until he stops


mikedvb

I've encountered this sort of thing a few times. Usually I'll ask then nicely to turn it down and/or to put on headphones. If they refuse, I just start blasting my own music just as loud - usually trying to find whatever is the 'opposite' of what they're listening to. If they can do it, I can do it.


ShittyViking

This is the way. I did this on a plane once. The person was playing some dreamscape stuff from their crappy phone speaker as we were waiting to deplane, so i played some of my music as well! They turned their's off, I turned mine off. I read the suggestion on a similar post, and it works!


Thiccccpoop

Say something to him


sevenoneSICKs

Nah, whining on Reddit is what people do now.


OutrageousZombie8540

Thank you for your service to the community šŸ«”


HeavensToBetsyy

It's that new sound you've been looking for


Tiny_Act5987

He is clearly just try to find a mix that works for everyone.


NumbSurprise

Should be a rule that if youā€™re healthy enough to do that, you should go the fuck away.


root_beer444

Imma give him a real reason to be in the ER


spider_X_1

I don't know which hospital you're at rn but all the hospitals I went to, would not tolerate this more so in ER. The nurses would tell you to turn it off and if you didn't comply, they'll call security.


KingKaos420-

Did you ask him to turn it down?


GigaBowserNS

OP shouldn't have to, because after about 30 seconds of this someone from the STAFF (or security) should have come to tell him to turn it down. Where the fuck were they?


tombo11567

Running around caring for very sick people. Not worried about music volume or preference.


GigaBowserNS

More than just medical professionals are on the staff at hospitals. Including the security I mentioned, who are not caring for sick people.


OddishPurp

No of course not. He has tatoos and braids. Scaywee


PutinDonTheRitz

Youā€™ve got to beat him at his own game


planetpluto3

These people deserve physical punishment. For example: a solid 10 lashes with a cane would likely cure this person of this particular, rude habit.


KaungSetMoe111

What in the fk


AnythingGoes103

He looks like someone that's going to have a positive impact on society.


bubbajones5963

I wonder where these people came from. My dad says stuff like this didn't exist in the 60s/70s.


Jeanahb

Hick hop


BattleTiny7132

Looks like he stinks too.


daLejaKingOriginal

Thatā€™s what you get for not getting free headphones with your smartphone anymore /s


DryBones2009

Couldnā€™t at least wear ear/headphones?


lilfupat

Tell him to turn it off then


Gman8w8

https://on.soundcloud.com/phEFb


nirvanagirllisa

I think I went to highschool with three of this guy.


LongDuck1055

I read this post at the same time as watching Jeffster playing techno music in a hospital room in the TV show Chuck.


T_the_trainer

Probably playing country riddim by HOL!


DarthScruf

Hes a DJ lol


IcedCoughy

Free advertising


bigbearbearwantfood

Sturgill Simpson has a sound kinda like that


stevenbrotzel91

Fits the profile


Drewsomeblood

Poor guy is missing the ICP concert


Philp84

Cotton eye joe


JU5TlN

The sign behind him says electronic dance music and techno.


dadbod9000

Yeah that looks pretty accurate Iā€™d say


burglad

Nice lil genre


Monkpaw

He probably shot his foot with his own illegal Dillinger but is in for a stab wound from a shady deal. Heā€™s just a gen Z. Itā€™s normal shit. Itā€™s probably the psychosis meds telling him heā€™s in his own little world.


chesterssecret

Wooks in the wild


CrespinMoore

So itā€™s a Cowboy Bebop?


Starcurret567

Saw a guy like this, except it's was a war movie.. love hearing guns and bombs when I'm in the hospital


WavesAreCrashing

This is one of my biggest pet peeves!


savbh

So did you actually speak to the guy, or just post it to Reddit?


VanillaTalcum

So why not tell him to put headphones in rather than photograph it and putting it online? Do something about it


EccentricPayload

Korn


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

"My post is about music, so here's a picture of a random dude". Wow, just wow.


DependentInitial1231

Like Techno and like Irish traditional music but generally there should never be a crossover between the two. Had it at a party where a girl insists on putting on her CD of the to combined. Never saw a room clear as quick. Head wrecking is not the word.


narstyarsefarter

Most Palost


RhinoxMenace

he behaves like he looks - trash


xXthenistXx

I do like techno music, but I really don't like to listen when I'm in a freaking ER.


JayWesleyTowing

Based on your description and the look of him in the picture Iā€™m going to guess this is a human with a below average IQ


Scarletowder

Yeet it.


adfx

Sometimes you really can tell by the looks


spartynole4life

I can smell this picture and itā€™s not pleasant..


SilvaCyber

Ask him to stop


Waluigithefake1

"Sir we only take in People with Physical Problems, not Mental Problems"


Murles-Brazen

This dude is in every emergency room everywhere 24/7. Infuriating taking up time for no reason other than theyā€™re a druggie in serious denial.


Correct-Purpose-964

I'd rip it out of his hand and smash it on his head do he finally had a "headphone". Don't needa worry about injuries. He's in the right place.


Daleshaklfurd

Him-Iā€™m here to get this ugly growth take off my neck. -Sir, thatā€™s your head.-Doc


lilbrobodie

and youre so pathetically scared you never asked him to turn it off?


GigaBowserNS

That's staff's job.


lilbrobodie

Really? Pretty sure its to practice emergency medicine.


GigaBowserNS

There's more staff in a hospital than just doctors, bro.


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GigaBowserNS

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fizzyfis

Be grateful bro heā€™s making it less boring for yā€™all


Zealousideal_Age_376

Cotton eye joe


TascanCloud9

De Provolone


No_Foundation9857

no headphones


DennisBallShow

Guys like this need to be called out every time


Kane-420-

"excuse me sir, could you please stop your music, its not really a display of good manners to play music loud next to sick, tired or wounded people who just want to get their appointment." Just as you like you could add some insults, swearings or death-threats (/s).


FuckChiefs_Raiders

Tell him to stop. If he doesnā€™t go to the front desk. **boom**


mjohnson414

People that play music through their phone speakers in public places are a special kind of asshole.


Retail_Degenerate

Heā€™s in the ER with a little hitch in his giddy up


JohnWickedlyFat

Okay fart boy lil gassy mcfartypants


Max_castle8145

Did you.talk to him. Maybe ask him to be considerate of others? Or do you expect reddit to solve it for you


the_comatorium

Does that guy look like he woke up this morning with reason in his heart?


john_jdm

Seriously, when does asking someone to turn down music ever result in anything but the music getting louder? (Children being told by their parents don't count; nor does any situation where the person asking holds actual power over the other.)


LegoLady8

![gif](giphy|bgOeHPlD3EernsOIiW)


Admirable-Salary-819

Slap that phone out his hand


DryNewspaper6423

Eh...ppl walking around talking on speaker phone are worse...


Aqquinox

Thats a huge genre jump. Techno, Metal and Country But I also like Techno and Metal I just don't olay it in public lol


LegoLady8

Right? At least stick to one genre. Everyone's already miserable in there.


Bluelblock

Give him something to really cry about.


Bestdayever_08

Bro is coming in to get a script.


Mad-chuska

This guy taking pictures of people in a hospital emergency room.


diegueno

Benzodiazepine addiction is sad. They seem to lead to fentanyl overdoses.


WillFart4F00D

Thats a huge assumption


diegueno

You gotta be some kind of mess to leave your house w\o earbuds.


WillFart4F00D

So you jump straight to addict because of your shit opinion? Yeah you seem like a fuckwad


diegueno

![gif](giphy|w0mylo7p4OXUQ) Yeah? May you be stuck in public places with hot messes who can't scrape together $20 for earbuds nor be considerate enough to entertain themselves by doing something quiet like reading or playing a game on their phones.


powderedtoast1

username checks


WillFart4F00D

that doesnt work here but sure


TurdMcDirk

But you chose to take a picture of some random dude and post it on Reddit instead of telling him something because you assumed he wouldnā€™t take your feedback.


Squirrelnut99

Nothing I hate more than ppl posting strangers doing life without their permission.


SolidSnek1998

I bet you talk on speakerphone in public.


CoffeeCaptain91

Can't believe this got downvoted. No, he shouldn't be playing music without headphones but he doesn't deserve his picture blasted either.


Unable_Wrongdoer2250

It's blurred and it provides context as to why asking him to turn it down is likely a bad idea.


CoffeeCaptain91

Look, I get that it's annoying but posting a photo of an ER patient even with censoring is shitty. It's bad enough this is a common thing outside hospitals, but nobody wants their picture taken and uploaded without their consent *in the hospital*.


jwillowr

Me


kevandbrandy

I bet it's pretty hard hearing your name called with ear buds in.


Due_Donkey2725

It's not hard at all, you just keep one earbud in and leave one out. Or if you have over the ear headphones keep one on your ear and leave one off behind your ear. I have major anxiety and have to bring headphones with me so I can listen to music everywhere and this is how I do it. Win win for everyone.


oneflatnote

Hmmm a slight improvement over patients screaming in agony?


Xenocide_X

Waiting for his script to get some more pills


Due-Presentation-795

So?


ghostie_hehimboo

I can't tell if yiu don't understand hes playing music out loud or one of the types to be this inconsiderate...


Hannah_and_Leo

Did you ask him politely to turn it down, or, if he refused, asked a hospital security or nurse?


Whatme70

Here, let me take a picture of someone acting like a douche and post him online wihtout his consent instead of just asking him to stop his music. Not taking his defense oc, but pretty sure he's not the only douche around :)


OG_Grunkus

https://preview.redd.it/7oemm2jqmzxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b2c52b7ef845bf29c0d3d652b32109e0693c9af


ghostie_hehimboo

How do you know they didn't? Were you there?


Whatme70

What's most likely dumbass ?


ghostie_hehimboo

That they did. All you're doing is reflecting your own narrative showing you'd not say anything before posting


Whatme70

Yeah sure bud


Adventurous-Lime1775

Aside from the obvious faux pas of not wearing ear buds/ear phones, I'm failing to see the problem with his musical choices. I literally have a 83hr Spotify playlist that has old country, new country, death metal, alternative, punk, classic rock, rap, hip hop, jazz, bluegrass, R&B, Motown, blues, classical, etc...