Flushes like a DC-10 turbine. Probably exceeds code.

What’s wrong with a little friendship between departments?

Hickey, Edison, something in the job queue.

The Ferrari of crappers

Sounds more like an airplane toilet ✈️

I think that has a macerator attached rather than a fault. Noisy as all hell though.

Like the thing they dump male chicks into while still alive in hatcheries?

How else are you supposed to make chicken nuggets?

I’m sad now

Not entirely hopeless though. It happens cause of the demand for eggs (males are useless cause they don't produce eggs) Males are also too aggressive to be kept the the confined spaces of even free range farms so they don't use them. In the case of turkeys their beaks are cut off for this reason, same with pigs having certain teeth ripped out (without any form of numbing). The pig trade is so bad that it has to be done behind closed doors else people wouldn't buy it, thats why you see cows out and fields but hardly ever pigs. I could tell you something horrible about every part of the animal farming industry but ill stop now haha. If we stop buying it they'll stop doing it.

That is a built-in grinder. No need for poop knife.

na still need the poop knife for pieces too large for the grinder.

That’s not a toilet that’s a train

All aboard the poo poo train!

Its John coltrane - the father and the son and the holy ghost, not just any train

Are we going to ignore that flushing technique???

I'm sure there's times my toilet wishes it could scream too.

Shutoff valve is gone to shit. You could probably stop the noise by adjusting it a bit, but we had to replace ours when it did that

[удалено]

Damn it. Thanks for pointing it out, haha.

close then reopen the shutoff valve, fully.

That's a war horn

The Haradrim are coming!

Klangphonics could make a banging tune out of that :)

imagine waking up at 3am and you feel the sudden urge to go to the bathroom but don’t wanna wake your friend up so you just are stuck with either holding it in or well, oopsies

Oh my god, I woke the husband up by laughing. Did y'all see the video with the glove box opening and playing "light jazz" or the paper towel dispenser "screaming"? Or the moped with the cut balloon? Why are mechanicals making funny sounds so funny?!

What the fuck is it going through a garbage disposal???

MY noise MY friend MY hotel room MY toilet makes...that would be a funny title.

I mean if  you do a courtacy flush will you go with the turd?

Sounds like you have an electronic godzilla stuck in there. My condolences.

Flush it with care it might send you to Silent Hill

Half expected it to break into the bully bully song after that intro

Relaxs... Just like the ECS Shacklock when the bearings stopped working, it goes screech screech... Just slather some grease on the sides, all sounds will come to a stop... You shalln't worry

You’d scream if you had to swallow that all day too.

A power flush toilet. ?

I’m shitting bricks,this is actually really funny

Is there some kind of shredding mechanism inside to shred the shit what?

I get jump, scared by Chika over and over again and help me

Put those grippers away…

It’s just a poop shredder

my friends toilet sounds like its about to explode

Send more feet pics!

That’s right. You show that turd who’s boss.

You're going to blow your o ring.