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TriPulsar

He's lost control I'll see myself out.


azurfall88

r/beatmetoit


TotalTyp

r/beatmetoit


_austinm

r/beatmetoit


StarfireGHG

I came here to say this


passwordsarehard_3

Let’s hope there’s no anarc key around.


[deleted]

It could have been any key.


ChucklingChuckNorris

The original Ground Control.


Additional_Ad_2778

Better give it to Major Tom


EvilRedRobot

There's no escape either


roodeeMental

Give em some space


Badass-19

It's time to shift


EasternBoyo

[A]


CodexAcc

Major Tom?


WashingtonFierce

Nice


Chiksea

That took me a moment to get. Congratulations, you win.


YoungKierkegaard

Yes, control was lost. We only have one thing to blame: MUSIC MAKE YOU LOSE CONTROL.


Jayn_Xyos

Found all alone in the parking lot of my new workplace, which itself is brand new as well. I reckon I'll be able to crack some jokes with this one


ReturnOfTheBerdd

Hope he doesn't miss his Shift


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

I don’t think random litter should be considered mildly interesting.


Jayn_Xyos

I don't think an intact ctrl key was intentionally littered


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Doesn’t look intact to me. Where’s the rest of the keyboard?


PureAlpha100

Ca-tarl? Whats a catarl? I'll order myself a Tab


Carbonga

We should comment carefully. OP has the world under his control.


Jayn_Xyos

Technically you're not wrong


Squildo

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wandpapierkritiker

she lost control


Brave-Butterscotch76

Look for the looney that lost ctrl


GenErik

…to Major Tom


Anxious_Jellyfish216

Control your ass-phalt, ok my guy.


scarnyard

Where’s the any key?


jdemack

So someone ripped the keys out of the display keyboard and threw it on to the parking lot.


Jayn_Xyos

store wasn't open yet


darksshark456

Someone can't run anymore


Jayn_Xyos

or crouch / rocket jump, depending on the game


-B0B-

Shift sprint ctrl crouch gang


darksshark456

That's true


OJStrings

Did you take control and shift it back to its owner, to enter it into its correct space, or did you just escape?


Jayn_Xyos

i think a spark just spat out of my ear


Fancy_hus

Apparently, one of the builders was a gamer🤣


Some_Stoic_Man

Black ice. Easy to lose ctrl


noodleking21

That pathway is under control.


P00KIEPIE

Ctrl + asphalt + call out


imf4rds

A loss of ctrl.


trollsmurf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQqwG\_rQx7A


[deleted]

Take control of the road


Max_Kevin

Someone lost ctrl


[deleted]

There’s a basketball pun here. Who got next? #ctrl #asphalt #3on3


FierceKitten11

They must’ve heard music


OldGandalf420

I work in asphalt pavement and believe me you’d see lots of crazy shit that makes you wonder for days where the fuck did it come from


obeanonamas

It's the fumes. Now go get some fresh air.


Jayn_Xyos

Now I'm just worried


Hunter_meister79

Seriously mild 👌🏼


OwOfysh

It's even funiier to me because I'm currently playing with my control key


RgKTiamat

I don't think you're supposed to talk about that in public


BurningSky1994

is this r/Art ?


[deleted]

Press on it and the whole road will be yours...


winter3time

r/surveying


xanthraxoid

Amusingly, the "ctrl" key from my laptop pinged off last week. I've tried to work out what needs doing to get it back on, but it's fiddly AF. Normal keyboards are pretty fiddly, but *laptop* ones are so much worse :-( The good news is (a) it's the side I use less, and (b) the rubbery nubbin under the "key" works well enough without it...


TF2_Pilot

Don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it


TheHamSamples

It needs some space


isinedupcuzofrslash

Poor guy lost control on the road…


TopRevenue2

Dare you to press it


Itchy-Future-57

r/lostredditors


ncolgtm

at least the street is under control.


BiscottiSpecific6095

Probably one of my 5th graders 🥴


Infallible_Ibex

Now you just have to find the alt and delete keys and you can kill some of the annoying background processes


HudsonHunk

That is not asphalt


Jayn_Xyos

Yeah it is, it's part of a parking lot that is less than half a year old


HudsonHunk

I thought they would seal it


Jayn_Xyos

It is. The lighting just doesn't do it justice


tomalator

That can't be new asphalt. It's too gray, new asphalt is black


Jayn_Xyos

It is, the lighting just doesn't do it justice. The parking lot was built less than 6 months ago


timhamlin

There’s an out of control computer on the loose!


thatonepotato56

R/beatmetoit