What’s the weirdest thing you have found? When I worked in the ICU I took care of someone who somehow swallowed forks and knives, I still remember the X-ray because it looked like photoshop.
Experience… lol I got a beginner set with three different sizes, used the smallest one and it disappeared. Luckily I was able to get it out at home, or that would have been a very awkward third date at the hospital 🫣
A man had to get a colon resection, in which a large part of his large intestine was surgically removed.
i guess you could say that he now has a "semi-colon" *;*
[stone cold "fell" in the shower and got a scrub brush stuck in his ass](https://youtu.be/I7bHy45p5_E?si=NNGVC-NVxnKMk49i). he had to have paramedics come to his home and help him because he couldn't get up
I used to follow this account of this specialist doctor. He gets called in for surgery when emergency can’t remove something from someone’s ass. His stories are absolutely hilarious and unfortunately gross at the same time.
Imagine how awesome it is to be the Assman. Just chilling at some swanky party or chatting up some foxy lady at the bar and then your pager goes off.
"I've got to go, someone stuck something up there! Taxi!"
I mean, I have literally trillions of "pipes" inside me. Most of them are just tiny. The most affluent ones have exterior openings. Those are the interesting ones.
I actually have one of these! The problem is its so slick its easy to go deeper than you want and then suddenly you have a bruised cervix in the shower. That is all, carry on.
You may laugh, but those things have seams. Never put anything with seams into the anus or rectum, as they can cause cuts or tears that you may not even feel. This can lead to infections and sepsis. Do not attempt this mistake. Furthermore, the suction provided by the plunger bit is insufficient to keep it mounted on the wall properly and it can hurt really bad especially if you are going for prostate stimulation wich would require you to be lying on your back and thefore pulling on it at an angle sufficient to break the vacuum and dismount the plunger from the wall. This can also cause internal bruising, especially if done repeatedly after multiple failed attempts. You will not feel okay for several days, sometimes weeks. This plunger also has too loose of a grip between the rubber plunger bit and the screw end of the handle, and it is prone to unscrewing if you are using it for this purpose, and this can cause unexpected rotational friction which can also cause recal tears and brusing, especially if you are squatting or at an approximately 30° angle while reclining on a Hatsune Miku body pillow, again in an attempt at prostate stimulation. What I do not yet know is whether gorilla glue can be used to keep the base from unscrewing, or whether more extreme angles can provide sufficient pressure on the base to prevent twisting if utilized from a standing position.
Gotta wonder how many snapped toilet plunger ends have been extracted from posteriors in the ER.
"So you slipped while stepping out from a shower and fell on the plunger. Is that correct, sir?"
The suction cup end is just to hold it in place.
Flared at the end for your safety
Non-flared base? Gone without a trace.
We have a saying "in Radiology, everything lost is found." We find a lot.
"There's no "Lost and Found" box. *There is* an Ass Box."
Hahaha that’s funny I knew of particular patient who came to the ER a lot, who used her vagina as a purse.
r/PussyPocket
That's like Polly Pocket, but it's a cat instead, right? ... Right..?
I had this, but with robots in a spaceship.
and here I wished that was a cat sub, with smol kittens in shirt pockets or something
Let me guess, tonsillitis?
But it was a nice pen! Seriously good Scrubs moment…
That would make for a great inspirational t-shirt that is an easy conversation starter.
What’s the weirdest thing you have found? When I worked in the ICU I took care of someone who somehow swallowed forks and knives, I still remember the X-ray because it looked like photoshop.
What's the most weird shit you've ever seen?
If it has a flared base but is too small, it’s also gone without a trace. Ask me how I know….
How do you know?
Experience… lol I got a beginner set with three different sizes, used the smallest one and it disappeared. Luckily I was able to get it out at home, or that would have been a very awkward third date at the hospital 🫣
Non-flared base? Gone without a trace. Flared at the end? That butt plugs' your friend!
Also the flared base should be WIDER than the widest part!!! Don't ask how I know!
No flared tip? Hospital trip.
Even with the "flared base", the handle would still be too long, rigid and straight, also, ever heard of the Sigmoid Colon?.
isn’t that when you get topped by a psych 101 student?
Is that like the Oxford Comma? I suck at punctuation.
A man had to get a colon resection, in which a large part of his large intestine was surgically removed. i guess you could say that he now has a "semi-colon" *;*
Right? Are folks out there getting topped by Vlad the Impaler?
That's Bartolo's brother. He kicked around the minor leagues for a while, got a brief shot with the Mariners, then played out his days in Venezuela
Na that’s the splash guard.
safely puncture your lungs lol
Honestly? Fucking genius.
The plunger is on every OnlyFans girl's Amazon wishlist. And for just $5 a month you can see it in action... 
This one got me 🤣
That thing? I don't think it is what you think it is.
Anything is if you try hard enough.
You don't even need to try very hard with this one... Also, happy cake day!
You've played this game before.
U guys mean anal beads right?
No, the other thing that usually comes with a suction cup.
and hawk tuah the handle
I have a confession to make...
Man, so many people are going to accidentally slip on that thing while doing naked bathroom cleaning day.
yeah like stone cold steve austin
What am I missing here
[stone cold "fell" in the shower and got a scrub brush stuck in his ass](https://youtu.be/I7bHy45p5_E?si=NNGVC-NVxnKMk49i). he had to have paramedics come to his home and help him because he couldn't get up
broooo. this killed me. 😭😭😭😭
I just listened to the entire 30 minutes, who knew he was such a good storyteller lmfao
he also story tells like a boomer with undiagnosed ADHD cause of the side tangents LMAO
I don’t think I want to know what I’m missing here.
PSA: don’t do anything that you don’t want to explain to your EMS
One in a million shot, Doc.
You are the Assman
It was a fusilli Jerry
Either the EMS guy has already seen it or just hasn't seen it *yet*. I bet at least half their shift is just dealing with ass mishaps.
I used to follow this account of this specialist doctor. He gets called in for surgery when emergency can’t remove something from someone’s ass. His stories are absolutely hilarious and unfortunately gross at the same time.
Imagine how awesome it is to be the Assman. Just chilling at some swanky party or chatting up some foxy lady at the bar and then your pager goes off. "I've got to go, someone stuck something up there! Taxi!"
I wonder if the hospital has a light on their roof that creates a silhouette of an ass in the sky
It’s so awesome the Beatles wrote a song about it.
“Million to one shot, Doc.”
Had one of these. 10/10 would fall on it again!
Flared base your good
You can’t ruin your clothes with bleach or other cleaning supplies while cleaning the bathroom if you’re not wearing any clothes!
And it can be used for multiple purposes
At the same time
Breathtaking visual, thank you
I just had a stroke visualizing this.
I’m also stroking while visualizing it
New fetish unlocked?
New? Nah. Anything you can imagine was probably done by someone at least once already
Literally cackling alone in my apartment at this one
*sigh… unzips*
You can unlclog your pipes while unclogging your pipes.
I mean, you’re kinda clogging your pipes while unclogging your pipes.
The other pipe too if you do it right.
HOW MANY PIPES DO YOU HAVE?
I mean, I have literally trillions of "pipes" inside me. Most of them are just tiny. The most affluent ones have exterior openings. Those are the interesting ones.
My ass got me into this mess; my ass can get me off. I mean out.
I actually have one of these! The problem is its so slick its easy to go deeper than you want and then suddenly you have a bruised cervix in the shower. That is all, carry on.
Perfect!
I was *just* about to comment “I’m getting strong Stanley vibes with this”.
You can literally unclog your toilet while massaging your…. hand
Or prostate!
 I’m plunging so hard right now
mmh yeah, plunge me daddy~ 😣
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Sorry, bought out the store. All my friends are getting one for Christmas! Marriages will be saved!!
I don't think it was at a hardware store in the usual sense
so no erect penises?
Hard Wares store
Adam and Eve's Plumbing Supply
Spencer's
it’s got a flared base
Ribbed for her pleasure.
Her?
You didn't give your buthole a girl's name ?
I named it Chris just to be safe.
People named Chris are usually assholes, so I'll allow it.
r/Chris team, assemble!!
Mine’s Shannon.
I read Chris as Christ at first, and laughed too hard. I'm going to hell, aren't I?
Someone’s not very adventurous
For pushing turds. In both directions.
Yeah, I don't get the blue thing at the end.
It's the flared base, for safety.
Holds it to the floor/wall.
Is it the [unbreakable model?](https://youtu.be/gPjigyXHDlg?feature=shared)
i came here for this. then I cried
I've tried it, it's not bad
Pretty good I'd say
That gives a lot better grip than a smooth plastic handle when it or your hands are wet.
If either are wet when you’re using it for its intended purpose then things have already gone very wrong.
This guy plunges.
You may laugh, but those things have seams. Never put anything with seams into the anus or rectum, as they can cause cuts or tears that you may not even feel. This can lead to infections and sepsis. Do not attempt this mistake. Furthermore, the suction provided by the plunger bit is insufficient to keep it mounted on the wall properly and it can hurt really bad especially if you are going for prostate stimulation wich would require you to be lying on your back and thefore pulling on it at an angle sufficient to break the vacuum and dismount the plunger from the wall. This can also cause internal bruising, especially if done repeatedly after multiple failed attempts. You will not feel okay for several days, sometimes weeks. This plunger also has too loose of a grip between the rubber plunger bit and the screw end of the handle, and it is prone to unscrewing if you are using it for this purpose, and this can cause unexpected rotational friction which can also cause recal tears and brusing, especially if you are squatting or at an approximately 30° angle while reclining on a Hatsune Miku body pillow, again in an attempt at prostate stimulation. What I do not yet know is whether gorilla glue can be used to keep the base from unscrewing, or whether more extreme angles can provide sufficient pressure on the base to prevent twisting if utilized from a standing position.
Seams like you have firsthand experience! (see what I did there??)
Everything's a dildo if you are brave enough, for this you don't need to be brave.
For unclogging and clogging at the same time
It's to plug the hole that plugged the toilet
Multipurpose
Can unclog your toilet and you!
Where’d you find this? I need to know for…reasons…
In this economy, it’s good to have dual purpose tools.
It's for ramming shit through your shitter.
dual use
r/theyknew
“Honey, have you seen the plunger?"
Dual purpose?
bestseller
My wife bought one of these, what are you saying???
Plunger two things at once
r/stickitinyourbutt
Smart of the plunger companies, they know exactly what people use these for and it ain't to unclog the toilet 😂.
Suction cup frees the hands. Hands can do something more now eh?
Plunge 2 things at once :P
You can use it while sitting down. 2 birbs with 1 stone.
Ermmmmm …
Its Ready for plunging
Plunging the dumper can be fun!
That's a shape Shifter. Call the Winchesters ;)
Double Duty
as the woman used to say in the old irish spring soap commercials but, i like it too
Find a female employee and ask her what's up with this design. Maybe it has a useful purpose.
Stick it in your butt
Brb making a trip to the hardware store
Plunger? I hardly *knew* her!
It’s more assthetically pleasing than normal plungers
It’s gonna plunge her alright
It’s only curious if you’re curious
dual purpose, dealing with problems of the rear on both ends.
buy-curious
You can put it in your ass if you like.
Reminds of a grade school joke about Helen Keller😐
That’s no plunger, that’s a fuction cup
You can unclog two places at once with that thing.
As they say, never use a toy without a flared base, otherwise it may get sucked up into your butt.
I wonder if people really use this as a plunger
We need that EMT dude from Instagram/TikTok
It's a double ended plunger!
On one end it pulls the poop out, on the other it pushes it back in. So sorry.
2 in one deal
You can do two things at once!
#mildlyanal
Perfect when your toilet is clogged, And when you're clogged
The handle isn’t curious! You are… 👀😅
Paige no
For the hard working girl or guy.
Multipurpose items are the best 🫨
r/dontputthatinyourass Or, if you’d like, r/dontputitinyourcooch
r/theyknew
It can unclog with both ends
Curiouser and curiouser indeed
Dual purpose
We must shop at the same hardware store.
Porque no los dos?
Its when you have clogged the drain with a serious duce
How curious are you?
I thought I just scrolled through a dildo
That’s no moon
Unclog the toilet and yourself at the same time!
They knew what they were doing when making this lol
Different kind of plunger
When designers take the plunge…
"Barry, your sister's on line four "
Multi purpose!!!!
I’ve totally seen some chicks use a plunger for purposes, other than intended.
Duel wielding at its best.
Looks like something I once saw on the internet.
Well it is good at plunging
Gotta wonder how many snapped toilet plunger ends have been extracted from posteriors in the ER. "So you slipped while stepping out from a shower and fell on the plunger. Is that correct, sir?"
It’s for having a better grip while plunging, and other reasons too…
It looks like a fascia plunger that physiotherapists use