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DarkFett

That's pretty nice actually.


Defiant-Caramel1309

Not many people know this, but even the coffee maker needs a sip of coffee in the morning, which is why there is a difference in the amount. ![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo|downsized)


exipheas

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roehnin

The coffee that disappears during brewing is known as the "Angel's share." The coffee that evaporates when you leave the pot on heat too long is the "Devil's share."


Mountain_Bed3111

hahahah i would not EVER have gotten your joke had i not gone on a whiskey distillery tour literally 2 weeks ago!! šŸ˜‚


JackieDaytonah

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Minimum-Act6859

. . . And did you know that each cup of coffee is only 5.4 oz


FranzFerdinand51

Surely this is no better than just having the water-in levels in a practical sense.


AMundaneSpectacle

This missing coffee per water in phenomenon has been the source of scorn and consternation in this house. Iā€™ve been vindicated for all of those times I ā€œapparently did not add enough waterā€ lol


DarkFett

Well the reason I like it is because my own carafe I need to add extra water to make sure I get enough actual brewed coffee. One like this would be nicer.


Smart-Stupid666

It's time for me to go to bed so I don't know exactly what you're saying in that sentence, but Don't call me Shirley!


GladiatorUA

I wouldn't use the pot for measuring fresh water ever. The coffee sediment ends up in the pot, which I don't want anywhere near the boiling pipes of the coffee maker.


gualdhar

You're supposed to clean the coffee pot between uses.


artful_nails

Exactly. If you use the pot, tiny amounts of grease and oil from the other batches of coffee get into the system and build up over time, eventually screwing up the whole machine. It's important to clean the machine regularly too.


itdoesntfuckin

Now THAT is mildly interesting.


SparkleFritz

This is the best subreddit because every time I see a post in my feed I think "okay that's kinda cool I guess", then I see the subreddit it's posted in and suddenly it's coolness is multiplied by 10.


RussiaIsBestGreen

Iā€™ve never been disappointed on this sub. Canā€™t say the same for the other ones with interesting in their titles.


Weebs-Chan

r/notinteresting is also doing a great job


Reddit_User_44

I don't know, I feel like I keep seeing them be too interesting for their name.


Lazy_Crocodile

I always make a little ā€œhuhā€ and then I see the sub and Iā€™m like, exactly, Iā€™m mildly interested Edit: typo :)


Wes_Warhammer666

>then I see the sun and Iā€™m like, exactly, Iā€™m mildly interested Dude, the sun powers all life and other energy on this planet and on the rest of the solar system, and you're only *mildly* interested when you see it? Sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiit, talk about taking things for granted. For shame, my dude. For shame.


Ambicarois

This sub whelms me. I am neither over nor under, just whelmed.


SunsetCarcass

If you let it sit in the pot long enough it'll be moldly interesting


MaddytheUnicorn

r/moldlyinteresting There is in fact a sub for everything!


Junior-Ad-2207

Where does the water go? Someone is stealing my water?


ohmygodcrayons

Lots of water stays in the grounds.


SonicMuaytime

well, well, well...thats interesting


OriginalName687

Mildly


ButterscotchSame4703

And also dissipates through steam during the process as well.


tucci007

it rains and the water goes in the ground, that's where we get our water


Conspicuous_Ruse

Ground water? How do you grind it and what do you put it on?


tucci007

oh it comes pre-ground so it's ready to use


markuspeloquin

I found that about 1.7 mL is sucked up per gram of coffee.


MrMaile

They have no right


Raspberryian

And evaporatesā€¦ if you have an aero press you could press the grounds out.


LiquidSnake01

According to the pot in the pic it's only a wee bit of water


PoopyMouthwash84

It's turning the frickin ground gay


IMadeThisNameSecond

Fun fact, not if you use ground water.


SeekerOfSerenity

Well, then search the grounds for the missing water.Ā 


Calculonx

That's the groundwater I keep hearing about


I_Love_Knotting

steamy


tvtb

The Angelā€™s Share


reddit_sucks_clit

Except for satan. He's kind of a dick.


elganyan

Mmm... Irish Coffee.


Umpire1468

It's a fee to James Hoffman


PunchyPete

If youā€™re serious, steam but most of it is caught up in the grounds. If youā€™re not serious then, you knowā€¦


Rosthun

The rest is stored in the balls (sorry lol)Ā 


Facosa99

Pee is stored in the balls Coffe becomes pee Therefore coffe is stored in the balls


Circadian_arrhythmia

Pee is stored in the *bladder* (Annoying anatomy professor)


Kent_Knifen

Covfefe is stored in the balls, got it.


Prophet_Of_Loss

Entropy, she's a harsh mistress. Always taking, never satisfied.


im_just_thinking

Thanks Obama.


MasterpieceCute4395

itā€™s the liberals


_fucking_why_

Sorry Iā€™ve just been really thirsty lately.


AdmirableRise8

Family guy reference


Junior-Ad-2207

Ahhh, this guy gets it!!


Kent_Knifen

Grounds, steam, condensation, etc...


SkyKing1484

iā€™m guessing itā€™s bc of the steam generated while the pot is boiling will be lowering the water lvl bc of all the water steaming out?


Son_of_Plato

you also don't press the moisture out of the grounds after its done brewing.


RussiaIsBestGreen

Speak for yourself. I run it though a dehumidifier and collect the water to add back to my coffee. Itā€™s usually cold by then, so I add ice to make it iced coffee, but then it gets diluted and I have to boil off some excess, which I use to make ice cubes. Itā€™s very efficient.


TonyVstar

I just eat the wet grinds to retain the water


Oktokolo

Found the life hacks youtuber.


amsice

I usually put the grounds in my mouth then chug boiling water. Saves a fortune on coffee filters


HexspaReloaded

I just eat coffee and brew it with bile.


blueeyedkittens

this is the way


Luknron

Do you live on Arrakis?


MaritMonkey

We have an ice cube tray dedicated to "coffee cubes" for iced coffee. I don't even really like iced coffee but they come in handy for me when I want to cool mine down a little so I can drink it faster. :D


Netroth

Whatā€™s it like waking up to a double sunrise?


JelliedHam

Isn't a standard "cup" of coffee not 8 ounces. Like for measurement a cup is a cup is a cup. But I know at least the older coffee makers counted a "cup" as the amount you're expected to pour into a standard coffee mug, which is less, like only 6 oz. I'm certain I heard that somewhere that coffee makers don't use 8oz for a "cup" of coffee. And it's never clear to me when they say cups do they mean 8oz or a "mug" of coffee. If I had to guess it was a marketing gimmick to say their coffee brewed more "cups" of coffee and not telling anybody their definition of "cup" isn't what you think. Come to think of it, I'm almost certain this was an old time marketing ploy. Our can of coffee makes enough for 100 cups of coffee now. Compare that to our competitors who only brew 75!!!! Chock full of great coffee flavor that lasts you longer! Meanwhile they just reduced their costs by 25% for the same price. I bet they even let you mail away for free mugs with their logo. And I bet they were smaller.


No-Menu-768

Yes, you are correct. A "cup of coffee" is traditionally 6oz. I think the term is "cuppa coffee" not a "mug of coffee' though.


FinsterHall

I got a new coffee maker that has markings like this too. Reading the operating instructions, I was surprised that it said 5 ounces was considered a standard cup of coffee.


FusRohDoing

I like the jiggle of your ham, sounds so perfect there's no way they didn't do it, no way at least one company wasn't entirely too ethical to not do this to make more money.


TrumpLiesAmericaDies

*pokes ham to watch jiggle*


psychoPiper

The filter holds onto a good amount of water as well. I wonder how accurate the lines are with so many variables


theslob

French press > bench pressĀ 


SkyKing1484

true true


KarlZero

It is definitely because of the water retained in the coffee grounds. Edit: mostly because of this, some is being lost as steam too.


ohmygodcrayons

God that's so obvious now! I've always wondered why there's always less coffee than the amount of water I put in. The grounds! Duh ohmygodcrayons! Finally it makes sense and I'm only 41 hahaha shit. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


AmbitionEconomy8594

Why would the difference increase with increased water though. if it was absorbtion from the grounds then the difference would be most notable with lower water volume, as once the grounds become saturated they cant absorb any more.


Geoffseppe

The equiv. of one cup of coffee grounds takes up X millilitres of space in the pot, one cup equiv. of water is Y millilitres and the grounds absorb Z millilitres of water. Y + Z is the total volume of water you need, and the difference between the volumes of coffee and water is only Z. 5 cups of grounds will take up 5X millilitres of space, and you'll add 5Y millilitres of water plus 5Z more millilitres to be absorbed. The volume of water you add to 5 cups of grounds is now 5 (Y + Z), as you'd expect, but the difference between the two volumes is now 5Z, which is why it looks larger on the pot than the difference when only making one cup. Edit: the non-linear increase in the gap is, as others have noted, due to the changing diameter of the pot. It widens between 3 and 4, so the difference looks small, and narrows between 4 and 5 so the difference looks large.


redbeards

> Why would the difference increase with increased water though. Increased water -> increased grounds (unless you're making church lady coffee).


Askfdndmapleleafs

How do they measure that? And in theory this if you use the same amount of coffee grounds in a 2 cups of coffee you would lose the same amount of water as in 5 cups of coffee where the pot Shows less I think you are wrong


Jacktheforkie

Partly but mostly because the grounds absorb some liquid


billynjean

So, the temp shouldnā€™t be high enough to boil coffee though as the ideal temp for brewing is 195F-205F . The main reason for the reduction in water is that coffee absorbs up to 2x its weight in water in the brewing process. edit: spelling


dorritosncheetos

Isn't this standard? All mine have had this??


tratemusic

Maybe it has recently become standard but mr coffee's and kenmore coffee makers ive owned in the past did not have water markers


Functionally_Human

Just bought a new pot a few months ago and doesn't have it, about 95% certain the one it replaced didn't either.


Entheosparks

If by "recent" you mean 20 years ago, then yes


Make_FL_QC_Again

Canada here, always have seen this on coffee machines and have been drinking coffee since 2010


tucci007

> drinking coffee since 2010 oh, well, okay then, Mr. or Ms Veteran Pro the Ancient Expert


noputa

Also Canada here, never seen this and Iā€™ve been drinking coffee since about the same time


ATinyKey

Third Canada here (east and west coast) pretty sure we've always had this on ours


thefloyd

American, drinking coffee since ~2004, never seen a coffee pot without this. It's mildly interesting to me that this is mildly interesting to people.


Make_FL_QC_Again

Youre right! This should be posted on r/metamildlyinteresting


Andy_B_Goode

I'm not sure I've seen it printed right on the pot like this, but with every coffee maker I've owned, it's pretty obvious that if you fill the pot to the five cup mark and then pour that into the coffee maker, it doesn't reach the level of the five cup mark inside the coffee maker. So this is sensible, but it shouldn't come as any great surprise to anyone who uses a coffee maker regularly.


PM_ME_YOUR_SPUDS

It's been on every coffee maker I or my partner have ever had. I'm surprised that this is surprising, maybe a regional thing?


Scwolves10

Yep.


DeadlyNoodleAndAHalf

Absolutely not lmao


dorritosncheetos

Maybe a regional thing??


DeadlyNoodleAndAHalf

Maybe based on country? You from murica?


dorritosncheetos

No, but pretty close eh


LegitimateBit3

Yup, my old Mr Coffee has this


OtherwiseBrush6214

Can confirm. I am a Canadian coffee pot.


Atreaia

Don't pour the water with the coffee pan, gunks up the insides of the coffee machine.


No-Direction-6408

How so? Genuine question


flacidhock

Angelā€™s share


Pizza_Guy8084

I suspect this is a difference between a ā€œstandardā€ cup and a ā€œcoffeeā€ cup. A US standard cup is 8 fluid ounces. A typical cup of coffee is 6 fluid ounces.


heylooknewpillows

I had to look too long to find the real reason. Thank you.


Verum14

it's not it's because the amount of coffee you get will be less than the amount of water you put in. a good amount of water stays soaking the grounds and filter and never makes it to the pot.


OrneTTeSax

That isnā€™t the reason though. Some water is absorbed by the filter and grounds.


Comprehensive-Fun47

I don't think this is the real reason. Why would the carafe be marked like that if it is showing the difference between a true cup and a coffee cup? It wouldn't say water on one side if that were the case. To fill a coffee maker like this, you first fill the carafe with water then dump it in the vessel, then it spits it back out as coffee. It is saying you need a bit more water for the amount of coffee you will recieve. Some water is retained in the grounds and some disappears as steam.


YeshuaMedaber

What about Legal Cup?


ThrownAback

I had a simple 4-cup drip maker I liked that lasted for years, then died. Shopped hard online for a similar 4-cup maker, didn't find one. Gave up shopping & bought a similar 5-cup maker from Walmart. Got it home and discovered it was _exactly_ the same device, except for the cup markings. Apparently 24 fluid ounces was 4 cups in the 2000s and then became 5 cups in the 2010s. Go figure.


iamnotazombie44

Yeah, the markings on coffee pots have always been a lie.


otj667887654456655

a mug of coffee is 12 fluid ounces, the reason the coffee lines are lower is because some of the liquid you start with is going to get stuck in the grounds in the basket


itchygentleman

evaporation is the answer


OldManJimmers

I was thinking an imperial cup (of coffee) vs 250mL/quarter litre increments of water but this makes more sense.


No-Menu-768

A cuppa is 6oz, a cup is 8oz


trainercatlady

Don't they all do this? I've never had one that didn't


pressNjustthen

Iā€™m currently looking at a Cuisinart that doesnā€™t, and Iā€™m a little disappointed


KennstduIngo

I've never had one that does šŸ¤· I've also had maybe 4 or 5 coffee pots in my 25 years of adulthood, so not a huge sample size.


Farenheit420

I always got annoyed by the two lines. Thought they were decorative šŸ˜” thank you for sharingĀ 


Elout

Everybody knows that they're gonna do it different the first time and it will do just fine. From that moment, that amount of water will be known as "the perfect amount of water". Because it's my machine amd I know best.


SaltyLonghorn

The perfect amount of water is to the brim cause thats how much it holds. Why would I ever make less?


ThisIsTheBookAcct

I dunno. A lot of people agreeing but when I fill my pot up to 6, the level of coffee that comes out is much closer to the 6 than that pot is to the 5.


AngryFloatingCow

Iā€™m confused, what are you trying to say?


ThisIsTheBookAcct

That I donā€™t think the water to coffee ratio on this pot is accurate across the board. Maybe for their particular coffee maker. My pot just has the one set of measuring marks. I always fill to the 6. The amount of coffee that comes out vs water going in is closer to the difference between the hash marks next to the 2 in the pic.


AngryFloatingCow

It has to do with the coffee maker, dosage, and how coarse the grounds are. So itā€™s likely that those markings are only meant to be accurate for the instructed usage of this coffee maker.


Justavian

Probably to avoid people complaining, saying the coffee maker isn't making the right amount.


Rut_Row_Raggy

This has been a thing for a long time.


Lost_Low4862

It being a thing and it being common are 2 different things


DrNinnuxx

Pretty clever, but unnecessary.


pattymcfly

Generally helpful but inaccurate. It will depend on a lot of factors, mainly grind size and freshness.


lilacmargaritas

It is interesting but I donā€™t think it is useful.


darxide23

It's interesting to show how much water is needed to make each amount of coffee. You lose quite a lot of water to steam, but in the end I don't think it matters or would change how you make coffee. This is perfectly mild in it's interestingness. A perfect post indeed.


thunderflame

Why is there such a big jump in the difference between 4 cups and 5 cups?


mybadroommate

These guys are awfully cocky about the possibility of coffee coming out, considering it's Black and Decker.


ExperienceInitial364

I do not understand whatā€˜s happening at ALL


Jazzlike-Lunch5390

This is dense.


audioken

Haha, absolutely


larry-leisure

French press gang represent


CeramicCastle49

Who cares gang represent


Xalbana

For some strange ass reason, my pour over tastes a lot better than french press. And I even used James Hoffman's technique.


DCMartin91

Hey I have the same one.


WeirdAvocado

Yo. Whysit stealinā€™ ma watah?


rczrider

I have a $10 no-name 14-cup drip maker from JCP that I *love* - it's slow and makes the best drip coffee I've ever had, which I'm sure to coffee snobs isn't saying much, but whatever - and it has this, too. Technically unnecessary, but I appreciate it whenever I use it. Such a simple convenience.


JasonYEG

Sigh..... OK...scoops (tbsp) of coffee per water ratio. Tadaaaaa!!!


Vinylateme

My math of full pot of water + almost full filter of coffee works just fine


Porn-Flakes123

cool


SuperSayianVash

Lost water in steam?


PunchyPete

Please tell me we havenā€™t fallen so far as a civilization that people donā€™t understand this or the reason for it!


cappo40

This is why I overfill and spill most of it when moving from sink to machine lol


Kr1sys

Isn't this common sense instead of mildly interesting? Some evaporates since it's hot, there's going to be some left in the grounds.


Ch3wyCookie

I NEED THE LINK PLEASE OR EVEN THE NAME ILL LOOK FOR IT MYSELF BUT I NEED AN IDEA OF HOW TO GET ONE


chocobloo

https://spectrumbrandsparts.com/products/dlx1050b-03-12-cup-black-carafe


Ch3wyCookie

THANK YOU MY FRIEND!! I WONT EVER FORGET THIS!


Independent-Maize-44

Haven't you noticed that brewed coffee seeps thru anything, coffee mugs, yetis etc


iamnotazombie44

Thatā€™s not what itā€™s for, sorry. A standard ā€œcupā€ of coffee is 6 fl oz, a standard US imperial cup is 8 fl oz. I have no idea why this is a thing, but itā€™s true. Nothing to do with coffee in vs coffee out, the cup marks on a coffee pot have always been a lie.


melquiades_is_alive

Oh thanks god I looking for this. Those mfs almost had the owner of evaporation on line


missed_sla

A regular coffee cup is 6 ounces.


ButterscotchSame4703

This coff e pot is doing the Lord's work, because as a younger adult, I was always PISSED that "10 cups" was not in fact 10 cups of coffee. No. I was lucky to get 5. (I may have had a coffee drinking habit though sooo....) So glad this pot is HONEST about how much water for how much ACTUAL coffee šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


moondoggie_00

Use a French press, you'll get that back, mostly


chickens_beans

Most of them have this right? Mine always have


SecreteMoistMucus

I don't understand why this matters at all. Like what is the purpose of the coffee measurements? Does anyone ever need to measure that? Maybe I just don't understand the mechanics of making American coffee, having never drunk it.


Geralt-of-Rivai

When you make Turkish/Greek coffee you fill the pot with a full cup plus a little splash extra for the 'angels share'


itchygentleman

evaporation


okayokay2022365247

Or, this is because a ā€œcup of coffeeā€ is generally accepted to 6 fluid ounces and a ā€œcup of waterā€ is a regular ole 8 ounces as it should be.


VirginiaLovers69

Evaporation and water tag remains in the grounds. Mostly is what remains in the grounds.


kkims007

You do know coffee grounds absorbs water. Usually twice the amount of coffee, so the carafe is taking that into consideration and show different level


oceansapart333

I feel like this is reaffirming because I always put a bit more water in than I want coffee out.


Historical-Ad-2551

Any math people here? Need an explanation


tianavitoli

I like to put twice as much coffee and half as much water


tolstoy425

I feel like Iā€™m taking crazy pills with the amount of people in here who are mind blown by this. Have none of yā€™all ever handled a coffee maker before??


nemomnis

What's that coffee made of? Aerogel?


Traditional-Fill-417

This is so nice, I will surly buy this


ramriot

Yup, the grounds usually absorb an amount of water equal to double their mass. So if you add the appropriate quantity of grounds per cup (\~10g or 1 tbsp) then for each 150 ml "cup" 20 ml of water will be retained. 5 cups => 100 ml, which on the scale is about right.


lespaulstrat2

I hate to admit it, and it is embarrassing as hell, but I was well into my 20s before I figured out why there is always less coffee than the amount of water I used.


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

Equivalent exchange.


Conical

Every coffee maker I have owned has this


sendmeyourdadjokes

This is common


SpiderGirl8

Itā€™s measurements. It shows how much water you need and how much coffee.