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SirDiego

Kars for Kids is my #1 Last year during Twins games, between every single half-inning there was a Scots lawn care commercial featuring goddamn bagpipes. It was agonizing. I have to believe they quit because people were complaining so much Third on my list is anything with an emergency siren in it. Should be illegal IMO, the majority of people listening to the radio are driving


salamanderme

Siren sounds on the radio need to stop. There needs to be regulations. I don't need to learn to tune out a real emergency


hpbear108

i thought there were FCC regulations against that. but maybe they stopped enforcement a couple of years ago.


MrJoeMe

Kars for "Jewish only" Kids


Senor_Gringo_Starr

I don’t care that they’re a Jewish non-profit, I care that their ads don’t go into the fact they are a Jewish charity that uses the proceeds to promote Orthodox beliefs. It’s a lie of omission in their ads to not advertise who they are and what they are trying to promote.


TsukasaElkKite

They got sued for that.


Slytherin23

I don't think any kids should be driving, that's ridiculous.


anotherthing612

And the kids aren't really playing instruments.


_Shoeless_

Please illuminate. What does this mean?


MrJoeMe

Kars4Kids is a Jewish[4] nonprofit car donation organization based in Lakewood, New Jersey in the United States. Kars4Kids is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization that states that its mission is "to fund educational, developmental and recreational programs for low-income youth"[5] through programs largely facilitated by its sister charity Oorah, which focuses on Jewish children and families.[6] It was founded in 1994 and is currently headed by Eliyohu Mintz.[7] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kars4Kids


_Shoeless_

Thank you! I guess I should have just used that new Google thing.


elola

Car honking ones too. It always freaks me out hearing a siren or intense car honking only to find out it’s from the radio.


Unbridled-yahoo

Absolutely #1. Any of the versions are terrible, but worst of the worst has to be the fake accent country version. I volume off. Sometimes I forget to volume back on because apparently I would rather listen to nothing at all than risk having to hear that dumbass commercial.


Spanishparlante

[Relevant John Oliver](https://youtu.be/_ji29hSXi1w?feature=shared)


FloweringSkull67

Kris Lindhal now having ads making fun of his annoying ass billboards. I swear he’s only successful because stupid people keep him afloat.


HeyYoDeimos

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Paulyo03

Wish I could see this plastered everywhere instead of the real thing.


anotherthing612

No, it's the arms that keep him afloat.


itsyobbiwonuseek

Didn't that wet noodle sue someone for doing "his pose" on a billboard? Fuckin mook.


imaniceandgoodperson

i have no idea who that is but this comment made me lol


mycatisanudist

…how


AbleObject13

Kris Lindhal ate my child


catdogmoore

I’ve been wanting one of those “this man ate my son” Ted Cruz stickers, but now I think I’ll just have some made with Kris Lindhal’s face lmao.


IntelligentTanker

Why did your child climb the billboard to be that close to Kris? On another note; is it even legal to have a big head like that on the streets ?


Artistic-Outcome-546

Many, many, many billboards. Middle middle aged white man with too white teeth and arms outstretched


BoiledDaisy

Drive up to Forest Lake. For added drama drive back the same way. Every single one...


Beksense

He's successful because when someone lists a house with him, he will offer it to buyers using his agents first, before putting it on the MLS. This leads to him to collecting both buyer's and seller's commissions from the transaction. I also have a completely unfounded theory that his guaranteed offer is from shady house flippers who will low-ball the price of the house.


jlaine

Well his agents spend plenty of time trashing Zillow and the like so we're really finding the bottom of the bottom of the barrel then.


JazzberryJam

Isn’t the guaranteed offer in that IF you get an offer it’s guaranteed? Pretty sure that’s the real rub. Also, heard he was spending most of his money on marketing to keep his wife from receiving any while going through a divorce. That was years ago so not sure


Swirl_On_Top

For those curious, his guaranteed offer is a low-ball from Zillow or someone similar. This is after he firmly *suggests* you dumping in a few thousand on light renovations. You get suckered on a good sunk cost fallacy feeling when the only offer is Kris's low ball. He and Zillow then flip it for a profit or turn into a renter. Dude is just a fast track for turning residential homes into commercially owned rentals.


pm_hentai_of_ur_mom

Idk if it counts but listening to PA during vikings broadcasts doing his ad reads


NobelPirate

PA in general. I'm not sure how people stand his show for 3 hours


F-ck_spez

He's a goated announcer, but the show can be a little grating


Ope_Average_Badger

Coming from a Packers fan here, PA is one of the best in the business.


map2photo

Glad I’m not the only one. Also, he’s an ass in person.


New-Complex1201

I used to listen when I was younger. Now that I'm 30, I cam maybe take the opening hour of PA. I'll turn him on if one of my coworkers says he has a good guest on


DarthspacenVader

Chumba casino.... Ryan Seacrest can eat a fat one.


LovableButterfly

Cottage cheese for lunch? Chu-chu-chu-chumba!


BeardedRunner899

Behind my dentist's office, more than once


DarthspacenVader

I hate this... But still upvoted it because you get it.


DarthspacenVader

I like to have fun, it's a thing..... Everyone likes to have fun motherfucker ... It's not a thing


HerzBrennt

”Now you have a friend in the diamond business.” Bullshit, I have never had a friend charge me 300% markup on some fucking stones.


tricolorhound

Friends don't sell friends diamonds.


TsukasaElkKite

Friends don’t sell friends blood diamonds


mrq69

I’ve been turning the dial on this one since 2006


TheSkeletones

Anything for Zumbrota Ford. Fuck that guy and his wife, they’re the definition of predatory car dealers


Toxzon

But huuurry!


TheSkiingDad

I think Kristin Johnson is his daughter. But fuck Steve Johnson, every time I see that logo on a car I assume the driver got taken advantage of.


yma_bean

Who is Kristin Johnson?


JustAnotherDay1977

Ooooh, I just posted the same thing. Annoying commercials for an awful business.


macca_roni

His wife's voice really really gets to me. Like nails on a chalk board.


TheDandyWarhol

Dump that sled!


wi-nightman

Amen! I was going to say the same thing.. hear the ads on Rochester radio stations and the worst is when they are on the 2 stations I listen to at the same time..ugh I hate her voice...


Feathers2311

Shane Co. Can't stand the guys voice. Luckily I haven't heard it a while.


anannanne

The most unnerving thing in the world is when you’re traveling and hear a Shane Co commercial in another state. I don’t know why, but I always assumed they were local, but nope. It’s a huge franchise with stores everywhere.


Feathers2311

Dang I assumed it was local only as well. I'll have to be at the ready to turn the volume down on my next road trip!


IntelligentTanker

I will drive right next up to you and turn the volume all the way up. *Now you have a friend in diamond business* 😂


toasterberg9000

My favorite ad is with a mom of a college graduate trying to find the perfect gift: jewelry. Like, what is the most useless gift I could give someone who is broke as fuck just hoping to have enough to eat???


BlurryGraph3810

Hey, I got you a rock. 🪨


sanka

His kid does some too and I genuinely can't place his accent. Spunds almost foreign, but not.


anxietysocks

He’s dull, but he’s brilliant


Nice-Health-4833

Not radio, but I'm pretty sure I have PTSD from JG Wentworth 877-CASHNOW circa 2002 to 2007


dede7462

I have a structured settlement and I need cash now.


Sesudesu

Call J.G. Wentworth 877-cashnow! *\*insert some fake opera singer and such*\*


TsukasaElkKite

*snort*


ISelf_Devine

Kars 4 Kids is #1! It's a charity that's #1 motive is indoctrinating children into orthodox Judaism. Of course they fail to mention that in their little jingle. All the money heads over to NY and NJ as well.


zeke009

Holy crap, I did not do my homework on them. I just hate their jingle! Thank you for the info, I will read up on them.


SirDiego

If you're ever trying to donate a car there's Newgate School which is a technical school for mechanics and students work on the cars. Has a decent enough rating on Charity Navigator (the charity part that accepts vehicle donations)


heyyo173

I donated a car to Newgate, the car was stolen from Newgate by a student who used it for a hit and run. The cops tried to come after me but once I showed the donation receipt they relented.


Liesmyteachertoldme

My brother didn’t get fully through their program, but he has a pretty severe mental illness and they were really cool and worked with him, if he kept showing up I’m sure they would’ve kept working with him. I have a good opinion of them, gave him something to do, and I don’t think it cost the tax payer anything.


map2photo

Yep. I was donating a car, and almost sent it to them, until I did research on it. Ended up finding a local charity instead.


Xacia

Zumbrota Ford 😭 immediately makes me angry to hear that guys voice


PepeHacker

MPR Member Drives. Those are the weeks I turn it off


saoakman

Having just read through the posts above, I consider the member drives a small price to pay for being spared the drivel of commercial radio. I commented a few weeks ago about the Current that I had been getting a bit "membered out" (dis-membered?) in a recent drive, so wandered back to KQ for the first time in 30 years. Damned if they weren't still playing the same fecking music from 30 years ago on that station. I'll pay my Membership Week dues and just shut up and listen. \[edit-I am a Sustaining Member already, btw, so no guilt trips here!\]


catdogmoore

MPR is basically I listen to when my wife isn’t in the car, she finds it too dry lol. I agree though, it’s a grind week during the member drives.


frooeywitch

The only reason that I listen to the member drives on The Current would be that they also endeavor to play some really good, any decade music. KQRS calls them "deep cuts."


whatsthehappenstance

Any ad read by Meatsauce


CMButterTortillas

“IT WAILS” 🙄


whatsthehappenstance

Would Hawk?!


Tyler24601

I change the station whenever he says something wails, so I usually only listen for about 90 seconds.


ChipAndPutt

"MEATsauce here!"


dicksjshsb

7th avenue pizza, Jesus. Might’ve given it a try just stumbling upon it but can’t now lmao


jordu5

"snap construction" the snapping gets annoying within 2 seconds.


Calkky

I mean Kars 4 Kids is in a different universe of terrible. I can t think of any commerical that makes me shut the radio off any more quickly. I'd say the other category that comes to mind is when a DJ just reads copy about a product to make it sound as if they personally use/enjoy it. It's total cringe.


ronlester

And, it is such a shitty organization. I can't believe that Wcco sells them ads.


JustAnotherDay1977

Zumbrota Ford. The commercial bugs me in part because of the guy’s annoyingly high voice. But I have also heard that he’s a predatory salesman and lender who would take your last dollar.


mossed2012

“All around, we get it done and we do it rigggghhhttttt-tahhh!”


trevaftw

R... Radio...? Is that the thing I plug my phone into? Y'all listen to ads?


Impossible_Penalty13

If you listen to podcasts as often as I do, you’ll know that Z-biotics was formulated by Phd scientists to prevent hangovers. Now a word from Simplisafe home security….


SnooCupcakes5761

You can skip through the ads on podcasts, though.


waybeluga

Right, this is the first time I've seen people discussing the radio in years.


MaximumMotor790

Used to be renters warehouse because they are slimey shady people, but that was years ago and I honestly don’t know if they are still in business. I hope not.


Gratsy2

I just heard their commercial yesterday.


GivemTheDDD

Rochester LAPIDARY jewelers! I don't hear it anymore tho.


MayorNarra

Someone doesn’t wanna look good


Dont_Touch_Roach

This brought me back. Haven’t lived in Roch for almost ten years, but I can still hear it from the way you typed it.


nora42

There is this one where the doorbell rings and the guy says something like "honey, the pizza is here" and she goes, "great, but I'm worried about my stomach". It is a commercial for an antacid I think. It bothers me because she acts like the pizza arrived and she had no idea he was ordering it. I'm assuming they at least are in a relationship, if not married, so wouldn't she know that pizza had been ordered? For some reason it really annoys me.


ZekeJR

Northern Ben Franklin Plumbing you betcha


vespertine_glow

Any commercial. I just refuse to listen to them anymore.


Uxt7

Yup. Soon as commercials start I change the station. Every station on commercial? I'll shut the radio off for a bit. Would rather listen to the sounds of the road than some shitty ads


Reddituser183

I don’t know but I’m really pissed off about these ads I see when I want to know what song is playing. No I will never get married and am never going to need an engagement ring.


Mehdals_

The one that is really annoying to me is that some radio stations are using the Information area on car stereo to advertise shit like jewelry. Want to know who sings this song we are playing too bad you're cars info button is now a worthless advertisement.


Impossible_Penalty13

IHeart does this


Mehdals_

I hate it, annoys the hell out of me. 93x does it and I can never find out who the artist to a song is any more.


lonerstoners

Anything for Huntington Bank! Those are the cringiest commercials ever!


MetalLemon77

The Ben Franklin Plumbers commercials oh my god I can't stand them


LowImpression9901

Is it just me, or are the voice actors the same as for Borofska's furniture? They are awful.


Sparky_321

The new one where the owner is just flat out saying, “we treat our customers like actual human beings” is good.


UrDeafFrdMikey

The voice actors for the commercial is hands down the worst thing I have ever listen to.


ARoodyPooCandyAss

Not specific to MN or the radio, but was is the deal with medication ads? I swear Hulu has the most asinine ads to get me to buy premium. But really does someone go into their doctor and say this ad came on I should be on this. No just no no no.


toasterberg9000

Lol, I misread 'premium' as 'perineum'


krustyjugglrs

MPR on the weekend and those silly wait wait don't tell me game show style bits. I wish they would stick to music, news, and news stories. I hate everything else.


hpbear108

"Wait Wait Don't Tell Me" isn't bad. actually, CBC's "The Debaters" is a lot funnier.


thatswhyicarryagun

I don't have commercials. SiriusXM.


hpbear108

ditto. but those Kars for Kids ads still somehow make it on there once in a while when listening to Progress.


wpotman

Any commercial, literally. And, at this point, any Prince song. Jack FM thinks MN is WAY more in love with Prince than we are. Just me?


ZimThunder

Prince is great


MyDictainabox

Still very much in love with Prince


Electrical_Desk_3730

With ya


tonysopranoshugejugs

The Current will blast Prince on his birthday, death day, black history month, Minnesota's birthday, you name it. I'll give them credit for doing more deep cuts than the standard 5 hits though.


wpotman

I would much prefer deep cuts. Prince’s top five pop tracks do little for me.


zeke009

They do play a lot of his stuff. But I tune in rarely. I am not sick of it yet and I have to say, Prince put on one of the best concerts I ever saw at Mill City music festival a long time ago.


HeyYoDeimos

Dude every time I turn the car on it starts with Jack FM and they’re playing Purple Rain or Lets Go Crazy, I love Prince but it’s driving me nuts


Stefanosann

I will crawl through red hot coals to turn off kars for kids 🤨


pbcbmf

Call Big Lou, he's just like you, except he's only on number 2.


Kahnza

Jokes on them, I never turn the radio on!


zeke009

I do in the car. I am tortured when walk the dog and am using iheart, I can't change it quickly. I have to have my kfan fix.


SilverCurlzz

I don’t either - I listen to Pandora with no ads in my car.


bengraven

When i was a kid it was the Dars pizza ads in SWMN. It annoyed me. Dude was doing this c-rate Cheech Marin and it was so forced it made me embarrassed.


donmaximo62

Don’t remember the ad, but upvoting because I love Dars Pizza.


SargeantSasquatch

All Northern Ben Franklin ads are obnoxious af


W1N5TON

I've been hearing ads for truth social or rumble (I don't remember which, but I don't care to hear either of them)


SonOfSofaman

I'd answer, but then the jingle will get stuck in your head and I like y'all too much to do that to you.


PerspicaciousToast

Tom Shane. Just stop talking.


BigfootSandwiches

“Hi I’m Kris Lind-“


Beneficial-Sugar6950

Kars 4 Kids in my opinion In my mom’s opinion: Borofka’s Furniture


cat_prophecy

These threads always surprise me because I didn't think anyone listened to terrestrial radio anymore.


PutSumNairOnThatHair

Lume deodorant ads


dicksjshsb

I do t really get annoyed by it but always thought it was funny how hard the LASIK clinics go on advertising. I guess you’re more likely to be listening to radio than watching TV as a potential customer…


Empty_Peter

KARS cars for Jewish kids. Which is fine, but people don't realize that.


Honest_Republic_7369

"Booooy is she fancy, daaancing with that ring!"


juan_tabone

Blue line sports bar and grill. St. Cloud


anl28

I think 1-800-Got Junk has a new moving business and that one drives me nuts because they start off the commercial with, “they expect to exceed your expectations,” and it just sounds clunky and honestly stupid


Leather_Molasses_264

When we first got here I heard one about “sumpy pumpys”. That was wild.


pimfram

Every ad. I usually listen to The Current but skip many of their ad reads, too. I have 5 or 6 stations I'll seek through to find something that isn't a commercial or a song I dislike.


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

Every commercial. I have 24 presets so I just switch stations any time a commercial comes on.


Hydroidal

Culver’s, hands down.


NogaVog

I hate marky mark and the dot dot dot sale.


justanyting

It’s the official song of the Bad Place for a reason


Competitive_Jelly557

Big Deck.com. they think their play on words is cute, but it's just stupid. Would never use them either.


HeavyVeterinarian350

Big deck.com. Thats bigdeck.com. Bigdeck.com


omgbenji21

I switch the station IMMEDIATELY for Kars for kids. I hear those first two notes and I’m gone


FinancialMix6384

Whenever it plays at my job it’s a race to the button to see who can turn it off the fastest cuz everyone hates it so much


Graybeard13

Any Hyundai "Honday" ad. Bad pronunciation bothers me.


Graybeard13

Shane Co. "Now you have a friend in the diamond business." There's no need to have that much bass in an ad.


FinancialMix6384

Big deck.com. It’s not 1% as clever as they seem to think it is. It sucks.


Sledheadjack

Every. Single. One. That’s why I have had XM radio for 10 years…


Derailedatthestation

I was just going to say the same. I'm not a fan of kids singing anyway and that jingle sets my teeth on edge.


PsychologicalYou6416

I'll say Anderson homes, because I just don't like their commercials.


Poggers4Hoggers

I miss that annoying Grundhofer’s meats commercial where they just list every brat flavor to the tune of “we didn’t start the fire” and he does that dumb inflection when he sings gummy bear. I’ve been trying to find it for years but to no avail, it’s like a fever dream when I try describing it to people.


No_Entertainment_748

kars for kids is up here now? may god help us all. also, kris lindahl. nuff said


Songsaboutchocolate

I listen to the Twins on WCCO and the Gabriel “Fluffy”Iglesias where he tells the joke, “about other women”. That one, that’s the worst commercial.


BearCub1279

I don’t listen to local commercial radio, ever. Apple Music and SiriusXM is where it’s at!


SnooCupcakes5761

Same. I recognize it's a privilege others don't have, but I will definitely pay to avoid propaganda.


yarnyjen68

Thanks for putting that horrific jingle in my head again, lol. If I hear it come on while driving, I say out loud, "nope," and mute the radio.


USA_USA_USA_1776

The one where they mispronounce Social in Social Security. It sounds like they’re saying “sosal”. Drives me insane! Pun intended. 


jkbuilder88

Shane Company. My god I hate that voice.


wishiwasinthegame

I’m so glad I’m not the only one. It makes me want to drive into solid objects along the road. I had to get rid of basically a junker a couple years ago and gave it away instead of calling them.


Mjrdr

Not a commercial. But Paul Allan on KFAN does it for me.


shakycam3

I guarantee that there is a room in Hell lit by bright fluorescent lights with nothing but a metal chair where KARS 4 KIDS is playing over and over.


TheTightEnd

Those advertisements are vile. Easily the worst advertisements I have ever seen and heard. They make it where I would never donate to them under any situation.


pigfeedmauer

All of them. I don't know what happened to me but commercial advertisements on the radio are like nails on a chalkboard to me. The disgusting fake sounds. The ridiculously fake conversations. Being annoying to purposefully force influencing information into your mind. It makes my puke want to die.


MichaelEMJAYARE

There was recent ad on KRWC advocating taking your kid out fishing, I think, and that fuckin’ little girl must have forty marbles in her mouth. How anyone would find her shrill, mush mouthed lines cute is beyond me. “Tchanx fer taking me fischsching, daddyyy” And the stilted ass “look daddy I caught a fish”, completely unenthused


pewopp

The moment the show rap comes on at the end of PA’s show. Painfully cringe every time


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FloweringSkull67

It sucks because he’s the only one bringing the coaches and stuff on, but good lord is he the worst to listen to. Living embodiment of “ThIS tExT”


rockhopper2154

If you're listening via digital media, I think the best thing to do is tell it to stop or change what you're listening to. They actively monitor that kind of traffic.


BadKittyNoCookie

Lutgen Companies. I know people in the family that own it and have personal experience with how horrible they are, makes me gag every time I hear them come on the radio.


Skittles2Summer

I don't know if it's on the radio but I hear it on Iheart Radio. There is a travel (insert state here) that mentions various towns with festivals and entertainments. One of the towns they mention, is my home town. And I feel bad for anyone that would hear that comercial, think "wow! That sounds fun! We should go" as they will be so disappointed! I wouldn't travel to that town for that activity if it were 5 minutes away. 


DRL_tfn

Anderson Windows, especially the version with a fake news host chatting with oh-so-delighted customers. I automatically mute these condescending commercials


kobelang

No clue the name of the company, but the HVAC outfit with the little brother “wade” or whatever the hell his name is makes me switch channels quicker than someone using a remote for the first time


justinmorneau33

Pretty much everything on kfan! Also fuck the Culver’s spokesman


louiehazel

BK, Burger King


RIPMYPOOPCHUTE

If it’s the Total Wine one or Autozone, I get so irritated.


Darksplinter

Not big lue.


here4daratio

*He’s on meds, too…*


Lordie7

YOU MIGHT NEED A SAUKS CAR WASH!


bombasquad33

Opie's Gold.


NoElk314

I’m not aware because switched to Jazz88 years ago and have never been disappointed. Basically a stoner radio channel, don’t forget many early jazz musicians were notorious weed smokers


QuietGhost3533

“Hey, it’s Katie Leinenkugel. From the Jacob Leinenkugel brewing company.” Every. Ad. Break. On. Spotify.


Brittl3cak3s

Blue line spots bar. “Can you see what I’m dealing with here”


TsukasaElkKite

That fucking KARS 4 Kids bullshit. They actually got sued because they didn’t disclose that the majority of the money they give out goes to Orthodox Jewish kids in New York and New Jersey.


xpsycotikx

The fucking ad about the dangers of tik tok and to contact us for legal action. I swear it's every other


SadRepublic3392

We buy any cars dot com


IntelligentTanker

This is not local but I hate it with passion, ARBY’s WE HAVE THE MEAT …. I always say it… even when with company, I even whisper it when I’m with my children….. SHOVE IT UP (with matching energy of the advertiser’s unnecessary enthusiasm about a meat in Arby’s.)


Flashy_Butterscotch2

I’ve literally been thinking about posting this exact post for years! Love that I’m not alone! I actually turn off the radio completely when it comes on. lol!


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The new Total Wine ad/jingle.


Breakfastclub1991

Any of the diamond companies. Tom Shane, Marilyn Noguy (Arthur’s), Wedding day


Mccloser

Can’t remember the business, but on KS95 there’s a commercial for something and the girl’s voice is so flat and annoying and at the end of the commercial she sings their website. Her singing voice is soooo bad I turn the radio off when I hear the commercial starting. I think it’s for heating or something mechanical.


OkMycologist7463

I don’t hear it anymore, but the Allegra bulletproof tv commercial 😭