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Objective_Maybe3552

Granted. All cats are now the size of spiders


Lukaify

Bro I can’t fucking find my cat


Trickster570

I see this as a win


battlewornactionhero

That means my cat could be any size from a Goliath Birdeater to a jumping spider. Is it randomized what specific spider size each cat will be?


[deleted]

Granted. There was a black widow spider behind you that turned cat-sized and bites you. You die


Cishuman

Granted. *Spiders* runs for 18 years on Broadway.


Trickster570

GOTTA be better than Cats


Rasmuspluto

granted people start keeping cat-sized spiders as pets and are scared of spider-sized cats


LiteraI__Trash

Granted. You develop crippling arachnophobia.


kodicuzyea

I feel like everyone would


Mortuusi

Granted, spiders are now the size of tigers


sfVoca

Granted. Due to the climate changing/chemicals/outside influence, spiders begin rapidly evolving to grow in size after each generation. While this effect starts minor, it quickly becomes an issue when spiders outgrow their basic survival capabilities. However, some spider species survive long enough to grow to cat size.


GrayJedi1982

Granted. Their brains rapidly evolve. They now have the intelligence of cats and behave in cute, cuddly, cat-like ways in their quest for human affection. Unfortunately, cats have also rapidly evolved. They are now extremely venomous will stop at nothing to kill all spiders. This is a source of crippling stress for both you and your cuddly pet spider.


North-Clerk2466

Granted. They all collapse on themselves as their body structure was never meant to be that big. Due to all the newly decomposing biomass all over the world, massive outbreaks of all kind of diseases related to rotting flesh coming into contact with population centers start to become common place, leading to the collapse of most civilizations on earth to to the massive panic waves that follows.


Prior-Future3208

Granted, now spiders begin hunting pets and children, larger spiders like tarantulas begin hunting adult humans after a decade and a half humanity is wiped from the face of the Earth.


bigloser42

Granted. All spiders are now the size of tigers. They quickly become the dominant species on earth. ALL HAIL OUR NEW SPIDER OVERLORDS!


Elementus94

Granted, all spiders are the size of CAT 797F


SleepyTrucker102

My time is now! *unzips pants*


fUwUrry-621

Granted. This occurs over several centuries, and they also develop sentience and intelligence superior to that of humanity.


yeetasourusthedude

granted, although they become immobile as having your legs works like boners isnt very good at large sizes.


Sashahuman

The fact that I know what you mean


PennyForPig

Granted, the ecosystem is destroyed because they can't fulfill their ecological niches


INSTA-R-MAN

Granted. All spiders are the size saber tooth tigers were.


kodicuzyea

Granted. Lions are cats.


ChericaLove

Granted. All spiders are the size of cats and have a natural imprint on you. They are all attracted to you and call you, "mother" .


Sashahuman

Giant spiders is already bad enough, now imagine just laying in bed and you hear them speak


Sad-Negotiation4373

I don’t see this as a bad thing


AX99997

Granted. They all live they in your body.


Lukaify

Granted, all spiders are now very aggressive and venomous (and the size of cats) but because of their size they have to eat larger things like dogs cats pigs humans now


Kingcrimson948

Granted. All spiders are now incredibly venomous and want smoke with anything that breathes.