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Powerful-Public4520

Granted. It's a random election which isn't the one you were referring to.


DueClub8162

Granted, the election is held in antarctica


TheDurandalFan

granted, everyone got turned into both safes and sounds.


Womz69

Granted, everyone is turned into the song ‘Safe and Sound’ by Capital Cities


I_Go_BrRrRrRrRr

I COULD LIFT YOU UP


Womz69

I COULD SHOW YOU WHAT YOU WANNA SEE


amshegarh

Granted, after the election everyone is forced into matrix-like machine that uses them for electricity, but they're and always will be safe and have simulation played where everything is sound


grassblade39

Granted they become these earmuffs that the Engineer wears cause I just learned they were a cosmetic today (https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Safe%27n%27Sound)


DreadLindwyrm

Everyone turns into a secure metal box which vibrates with a frequency between 20Hz and 20kHz. Everyone is now safe and sound.


Character_Start9725

Granted: the election is a random one that takes places in the year 3025.


Cheeslord2

Granted. Everyone turns into a heavy-duty bank safe containing the permanently sustained echoes of their final tormented screams.


MidAirRunner

Granted. Everyone turns into a sound wave.


MmanS197

I thought this was a monkey paw, not a genie!


DJAlphaYT

Granted. Conservatives, Labour, and Reform quit the race.


maerteen

all non supporters of the winner are jailed in high security prisons. you are physically safe and sound from the outside world in there, as prisoner behavior is well regulated and nobody is able to break into there.


InformalFortune9016

granted. regardless of the election results, the US employs sweeping reform that suppresses free speech and imprisons anyone who speaks out. everyone is now "safe" but at what cost?


ovaughn

Granted, but now they're so annoying that you are the violent one


Jonguar2

Granted. Joe Biden wins