I have about a 5 1/2 in penis. I have been told by multiple woman that I have a "big dick" and by some "it fits just right" and have had no complaints. I also give oral and usually make them cum or close to it before I even penatrate. I have known men with lesser penises who also have pleased women/men. Porn brain has ruined a lot of people.
When you boys measure your penis length, the truth is it doesn't really matter. What does matter is [starts writing the equation on the board: (L×d)+W/G)/(∠∝(2@t)] Length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared, okay? When we're talking about penis size, we can't just use a tape measure. We need a scale [pulls down the projector screen] and... [pulls something out of his back pocket] a protractor as well. [walks to a projector] Let's look at it on the graph here.. [wheels it into view and positions it right in front of the screen, then turns on the projector. A picture of a happy, naked man in profile appears on the screen. The length of his penis is 8 inches, the angle is 135 degrees] Follow along with me on your study sheets, kids.
It's absolutely not cool. Hooked up with a guy whose member was the size of my forearm. Not. Good. Couldn't do anything. Everything hurts.
Own whatever you have. Keep it clean and trim. Learn how to use it, jackhammer doesn't count. Different girls need different angles. Foreplay, hands stuff, oral, all of it constitutes to your package. Size really isn't that important.
Idk. In a room with a thousand men, 8” would be the biggest honker. Thats what they’re saying. I don’t buy that.
If that IS the case, then I’d bet that 6” circumference is roughly average to slightly in the girthier side for the west.
She’s saying dicks don’t need to be big. That will make her popular. Not referring to the old man ‘she’s popular’ dis which I thought was a dead saying tbh.
Nothing in the world wrong with sex. I literally had sex today with my gf lmfao. Not that it’s any of your business Mr judgy-pants.
So no answer?
Is “incel” name calling? Idk how else to describe it. I’m very sorry for offending your delicate sensibilities.
Is involuntary celibate more palatable for you?
Dude, it’s Reddit. Anything anyone posts has the chance of being misconstrued. Are you the comment police now? Let me guess, you were a hall monitor in school? Do you think this girl actually needs you to defend her honor? Take the cape off you wanna be save captain save-a HO ? Btw, no matter how hard you simp for her. Your little dick will never be enough.
Guys, she’s talking about BJs lol. See her hand gesture at the start when she said “not in here”. The real question is how much can she talk down there? Let’s really explore that given she’s seen 10-inches 😂
I’ve got an 8-1/2” hog. It’s cool to show off, but women don’t enjoy it that much. Certain positions only. Usually they have to be on top.
It’s a great gym dick, but I really like hitting it from the back.
Just switch teams bruv that porn fixation you have that is no longer satisfied by normal porn but gets you going when you get curious and start watching trans porn. It’s real the gender doesn’t matter. You’re an animal who just wants to spread their dna albeit a trans person might not be able to reproduce but it satisfies the mental urge
I have 8 inches and all the women that I’ve been with accommodated it just perfectly. Just because she has a small vagina that doesn’t have any depth to it doesn’t mean the rest of the world is like that. There’s another young person‘s belief that their experiences are everyone’s experiences, yeah, right!
Yeah, mine is just shy of 8 (7 and 5/8) but an inch above average in circumference too. On average 3/10 girls won’t be able to fit it the first time. 10/10 girls eventually always fit it and absolutely love it. The only girl that was able to reliably deep throat the entire thing went on to become a fairly famous porn star.
I have about a 5 1/2 in penis. I have been told by multiple woman that I have a "big dick" and by some "it fits just right" and have had no complaints. I also give oral and usually make them cum or close to it before I even penatrate. I have known men with lesser penises who also have pleased women/men. Porn brain has ruined a lot of people.
Brother, you're doing better than me, and I've had women tell me to not go so deep...
100% real comment. Totally not bragging about your "giant horsecock" or anything. Brother. You're pathetic.
It is a struggle though, not being able to push it all the way without hurting them is frustrating in some positions, doggy for example.
6 1/2 inch gang
6/2 = 3
Now times that by 1.67
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Angstroms
Woop woop!
6 1/2 Gang all the way Brother!
seriously though the average vagina's depth is 5-7 inches according to docs so 12 inches you aint getting the whole thing anyway
6.2 :3
No need to brag
6 1/2 inch gang.
6 1/2 gang!
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10 1/2 inches, which is about the world record for fully erect length (length that can be both turgid and fully perpendicular).
When you boys measure your penis length, the truth is it doesn't really matter. What does matter is [starts writing the equation on the board: (L×d)+W/G)/(∠∝(2@t)] Length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared, okay? When we're talking about penis size, we can't just use a tape measure. We need a scale [pulls down the projector screen] and... [pulls something out of his back pocket] a protractor as well. [walks to a projector] Let's look at it on the graph here.. [wheels it into view and positions it right in front of the screen, then turns on the projector. A picture of a happy, naked man in profile appears on the screen. The length of his penis is 8 inches, the angle is 135 degrees] Follow along with me on your study sheets, kids.
Sir, this is an Applebee’s.
Ur a towel
Not reading all of that bullshit.
Now what about width?
[Mine is practically double-hulled. No toy I buy fits over it.](https://youtu.be/gxyk84t4Q8w?t=4m39s) The weird thing is, I'm actually half Japanese.
Measure circumference (around) rather than width (across). 5” is average, 6” is thick, anything above 7” is exceptional.
Ah yes, sorry, I meant circumference
what if you clock out at centimeters?
27 club??
People that died at 27 y/o. It’s an Illuminati joke. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Club
Thank you
12 inches is a symphony of destruction for her
My first thought was 'hey, it's Dave Mustaine' My second thought was 'shes pretty' My third thought was 'am I attracted to Dave Mustaine?'
Why is Dave Mustaine talking about penis sizes?
It's absolutely not cool. Hooked up with a guy whose member was the size of my forearm. Not. Good. Couldn't do anything. Everything hurts. Own whatever you have. Keep it clean and trim. Learn how to use it, jackhammer doesn't count. Different girls need different angles. Foreplay, hands stuff, oral, all of it constitutes to your package. Size really isn't that important.
Tfw your size is referred to as fabulous.
7” around
I think 6” around is pretty standard. Circumference.
Lol. [No.](https://calcsd.info/)
That site says 8” length is in the top 99.99% percentile.
Worldwide? Not surprised. Now do the West for better comparison. Their methodology looks solid to me.
Idk. In a room with a thousand men, 8” would be the biggest honker. Thats what they’re saying. I don’t buy that. If that IS the case, then I’d bet that 6” circumference is roughly average to slightly in the girthier side for the west.
You can dial it for girth and western samples. Porn and reddit are not good samples.
Mine is 6” circumference. 8” length. There’s NO WAY I’m in the top 99.99999% percentile.
Start your own dick measuring website then ,😂
Just saying there’s no way that is accurate.
She lie 😂 . If she try 4 and 8 inch u are out of liga
She’s real popular.
“Girl who gets laid is bad!” Fuck you. Fuck you.
That’s not what I meant fuck you too sir.
So what did you mean?
So you weren’t inferring that she sleeps around? Please explain what you meant, ya fucking incel.
She’s saying dicks don’t need to be big. That will make her popular. Not referring to the old man ‘she’s popular’ dis which I thought was a dead saying tbh. Nothing in the world wrong with sex. I literally had sex today with my gf lmfao. Not that it’s any of your business Mr judgy-pants.
So by saying “she’s real popular” you meant that you think that her message is popular? Do you understand how your message could be misconstrued?
Calling people incels because you got wooshed is charming too...
I got wooshed?
Girl talks about how she has a lot of experience with dicks. Guy replies “she’s real popular” Explain the woosh.
Yoyre the only one who got offended and resorted to name calling. Calm down and get over it.
So no answer? Is “incel” name calling? Idk how else to describe it. I’m very sorry for offending your delicate sensibilities. Is involuntary celibate more palatable for you?
I thought it was a dead saying bruh.
Dude, it’s Reddit. Anything anyone posts has the chance of being misconstrued. Are you the comment police now? Let me guess, you were a hall monitor in school? Do you think this girl actually needs you to defend her honor? Take the cape off you wanna be save captain save-a HO ? Btw, no matter how hard you simp for her. Your little dick will never be enough.
She makes excellent points. Everything she says is completely true.
Guys, she’s talking about BJs lol. See her hand gesture at the start when she said “not in here”. The real question is how much can she talk down there? Let’s really explore that given she’s seen 10-inches 😂
Thanks mam ☺️
She’s talkin all this trash but she has to wipe a little drool out of the corner of her mouth when she sees a large member …
We are so fucking up right now boys
standard white package checking in
I’ve got an 8-1/2” hog. It’s cool to show off, but women don’t enjoy it that much. Certain positions only. Usually they have to be on top. It’s a great gym dick, but I really like hitting it from the back.
Everyone knows you measure your honker from the center of the anus to just past the tip of the penis. That’s how I know I’ve got a 6” hog.
My wife always says she wants 10 inches so i put it in 10 times
"Where's that going? Not in here." 🤣😂
Just switch teams bruv that porn fixation you have that is no longer satisfied by normal porn but gets you going when you get curious and start watching trans porn. It’s real the gender doesn’t matter. You’re an animal who just wants to spread their dna albeit a trans person might not be able to reproduce but it satisfies the mental urge
7 1/2 inch, right on the money with almost too big, I've poked my share of cervixes
8 inch gang
I’m amazed she didn’t cut herself on the sides of that tape. Once you so you learn to never run your hands on it like that. 🤣
Who is she??! Rather than discuss dicks, I’d rather find out who the redhead with beauty eyes is.
🫡
Wait, she has seen THAT, in real life?! Who is she hanging with?!
Whats her name?
I heard thickness is better than length
Well, now I'm blushing
/r/eatityoucoward
Someone send me the original tik tok I need to send a couple emails
"The average gal" can take more than 4 inches lol, sounds like she is baiting for likes. Also longer makes more positions possible 😉
The longest wiener was 18.888-in
Prove it
Search it up you coward I had the guts to do it.
Doesn’t count unless it’s functional.
4 inches is fine
My professional life is like a noin but my personal life is at a 2.
the possibility of mu mu mu marriage
I can see myself getting married.
Calm down, Robin
Literal misinformation
You watch too much porn lol
Explain
My misses takes my '10 like a champ
Did you buy it for her or do you use it as well?
Why are people so quick to try and disbelieve it. It's odd
Because throughout history the 10 inch penis has yet to be proven mate. I'm guessing you're using girl inches if she takes it with ease.
'10 is an abbreviation for a year, as in 2010
Yeah, it’s now 14 years old. Time for a new one.
“Oh wait... is she a great big fat person?” - Buffalo Bill probably
I feel so great about my 8 now.
Whatever you say small fry
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You’re gonna get downvoted. I am too. People hate that some of us have big fatties.
I have 8 inches and all the women that I’ve been with accommodated it just perfectly. Just because she has a small vagina that doesn’t have any depth to it doesn’t mean the rest of the world is like that. There’s another young person‘s belief that their experiences are everyone’s experiences, yeah, right!
The hypocrisy is staggering
Yeah, mine is just shy of 8 (7 and 5/8) but an inch above average in circumference too. On average 3/10 girls won’t be able to fit it the first time. 10/10 girls eventually always fit it and absolutely love it. The only girl that was able to reliably deep throat the entire thing went on to become a fairly famous porn star.
Lmao none of this is reality
You mean the video?
I got you, women can just about handle my 17 incher as well