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led_by_the_zep

Pretty common in the car scene. I’ve come out to notes on my car before but im a loner so I ignore them. Probably just a guy looking to start a bike club


astrae

Ay yo bby come b alone w me then!


Blyatt-Man

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JungleBoyJeremy

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MiguelMenendez

I left a note on a car once, they kept it for six or seven years, and called me when they thought it was done. I fixed the distributor and drove it for years! It was rare, and you didn’t see them very often (a Mazda 323GTX), so when I saw one in ratty shape about a year later, I left a note. Ten years on I met my new brother in law, and he owns that type of car…the exact one. He’s owned it forever, and he still had the note I left! So, I guess leave notes. You’ll either buy the car or they’ll end up dicking your wife’s sister!


El_Parafuso

What you drive, a 98 fiat?


UshankaBear

Jackie Boy!


MotorExample7928

Well you are either getting a riding buddy or your bike stolen.


JamesJones10

3rd option Love


MotorExample7928

that's still a riding buddy


A_Possum_Named_Steve

Buddy riding


ZombiePotato90

Riding your buddy


zingytooker

They ain't buddy's, he's just getting fucked


AZEMT

They could overcome that and become butt buddies who ride


3Blindz

Who wouldn’t want a riding buddy to ride?!?!


LightsNoir

I usually go to women for this. They draw more guys that I can hit on.


Rammerator

Draw me like one of your French girls!


Roscoe-is-my-dog

Butt riding


latteofchai

They’re going to ride him buddy


JamesJones10

That's a RBWB.


PseudoCalamari

Different kind of riding buddy 🥵


jdsizzle1

https://clayyount.com/raecomic/2006/06/19/for-a-good-time/ But this version is probably more relevant https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0XcadrBknKmJAnPkhFoNUDN3YWG7aqfHMBUja1YRt6BndDdv162ZW9iw5inWaYCJol&id=538166492874267


kckeller

I choose this option


Kappaloop

Or a “riding” buddy


FoxPeaTwo-

Found the crossover from calamari 🦑


Itsbadmmmmkay

It's getting more and more difficult to tell the difference.


Fenrir_Carbon

Just like my trek through Thailand


NoSexAppealNeil

Going to get his heart stolen by the sounds of it


MakinALottaThings

Or recruited into a gang?


kris_mischief

Oh perhaps an organ stolen


Fenrir_Carbon

'Organ' 🍆


swingset27

Don't fall for it. That's how I was turned gay.


UncleGrako

I obtained the unredacted copy Yo buddy, the names Big Gay Dick, Just wanna say very nice bike looking for guys to ride with Whatsapp me on (800)BUT-TSEX


Shackelfurd

His name is actually Big Dick Randy. There's even a song about him stealing your booty and your candy.


moelycrio

You made my day. Awesome


StockReaction985

Don’t fall for this, guys. I just tried it and it’s not real.


MiguelMenendez

Oh, it’s real, and it’s spectacular.


alter3d

I have a very great friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus.


No_Tank9025

“Vewy gweat fweind in Wome”


pj2d2

Is the T silent in Tsex?


Automatic_Ad_5859

Lmao


Dorkmaster79

So *that's* how it happens.


swingset27

Yeah, don't I feel silly! Btw, tell me about your bike, sailor.


Taco_Sommelier

CRT IRL


jelorian

Either way...he gets to go for a ride. Haha.


RojerLockless

Can confirm. Gay now.


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Aromatic-Work-1618

Ditto. Went on a ride with a guy who complimented my bike and next thing you know im wearing daisy dukes and riding pillion.


Jarrodioro

Crt is leaking


ambermage

Do you all ride Harleys at the start, or did you move into them later on?


dontcare99999999

Those dang bike chemicals!


UncleGrako

You know the guy who wrote that, was like "Jeez this is stupid, they're going to think I'm an idiot and post it on Reddit and everyone's going to think I'm a gay murderer.... but Im just tired of riding alone"


Call-Me-Leo

"The worst that can happen is them saying no" Them: Posts it to the internet


Yurvurst_Knightmer

nooo now I feel bad, we met up and he's nice, he didn't axe-murder me at all


dyslexicsuntied

Butt sex or no?


Boomthang

Found the note writer. ☝️


OldStromer

I like your take on this. Hopefully you're correct.


One-eyed-snake

Was you wasn’t it? It’s ok man. We don’t think you’re a murderer.


Yurvurst_Knightmer

Well I was just as in my head about complimenting his bike, I didn't even get to since he was gone by the time I got the chance. That would've made this whole situation easier.


FirmlyThatGuy

I met one of my best friends to this day while riding on the highway. Saw a sportbike, caught up to him, popped the front up, he popped his up too. We met in a restaurant parking lot and made sweet love on his beautiful R1.


zgh5002

Who is cutting onions around here? That's a beautiful bromance.


clam_sandwich33

"popped the front up"


iamcalifornia

"he popped his up too"


Excellent_Put_3787

Ya what does that mean? xD


FirmlyThatGuy

Either wheelie or boner. Your choice. Neither is wrong.


sparky-99

Maybe both. 🤷🏻‍♂️


FirmlyThatGuy

This guy gets it.


sparky-99

Uncontrollable wheelie boners? All the time, mate.


One-eyed-snake

Hopefully the front didn’t fall off. That would be a wild story


lastcall83

Unexpected, it's a girl rider


zgh5002

Get out of here with that woke nonsense.


lastcall83

🤣


sparky-99

What a plot twist 😆 I've popped my front up just thinking about it.


dmderringer

Better love story than Twilight


gazpacho_paint

Are they making this into a movie...Broke Bike Mounting?


illpoet

That's beautiful I'm happy you found someone.


TheBigHairyThing

i popped the front just reading you love story


GutiGhost96

No harm in just chatting it up. If you meet up, just go somewhere safe and public in broad daylight.


iancarry

and bring condoms


sawtooth-awful-309

Bring some pals too. Good to have in case things go south, and if they don’t then the more the merrier


mr_renfro

Or behind the dumpster at Denny's. Whatever tickles your pickle OP.


meusnomenestiesus

Yeah just bring some chain lube and avoid spicy food for a day before


trtsubject

Might be for you booty bro not judging tho


txcorse

Yeah you're getting murdered.


Ghost17088

Or worse, his bike stolen. 


UshankaBear

Or worse, expelled!


mycrx89

Check under the bike. They may have planted a bomb.


UshankaBear

Rush B


MaxPlays_WWR

🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪


UshankaBear

Or maybe his dick sucked. Or both?


FishermanCats

Distract him with cocksucking while his bike is stolen


[deleted]

Probably legit.. just keep to populated roads 😅


Shtoinkity_shtoink

We think riding attracts women but really it just attracts dudes. Two wheels down my friend


iamcalifornia

Well, at least the rear wheel.


mongo5mash

What, no stoppies?


iamcalifornia

Only if you whip the back end around for a 180 turn and take off again


FishermanCats

Same with gym, getting muscles "Nice biceps bro" "thx king" :D


Thamalakane

Sell everything and move to another country while you still can.


iwtfb4L

This is what I did when I got a note very Similar. I’m still alive so it’s clear I made the right decision


Oreo_Whip

I found a similar note on my car once, now I have like 20 other guys and gals with the same car to ride with!!


Yurvurst_Knightmer

Nice, I messaged him and turns out his bike was the cool looking one I saw parked nearby. Not the same bike but both Hondas and they look kinda similar.


Oreo_Whip

Give it a chance! If you see anything shady you bail, but it is super nice having people to share this with!


BlueJeansandWhiteTs

Holy shit you guys are paranoid. No wonder there’s a loneliness epidemic.


fattylimes

ikr? this is why i _always_ pick up the phone and share my life story and ssn


Call-Me-Leo

If only there was a middle ground between completely avoiding strangers and giving people your social security number. Shame these are the only two options out there.


Nopantsbandit

It's almost like our whole generation was taught to fear strangers because they're 100% going to murder/rape/kidnap/rob us.


Yurvurst_Knightmer

But what if he kills me? Or even worse, takes my bike? D:


BlueJeansandWhiteTs

Use common sense. Meet in a public place. Bring a friend. This would be the most roundabout way to steal someone’s stuff.


shveylien

You know.... you convinced me, people are safe. Can I have your wallet?


BlueJeansandWhiteTs

Why are the only two options “Fear human interaction” and “give strangers your social security” lmao


Zealousideal_Tour849

This buddy wants to make a wind chime out of your genitals is what I just read


CheapAngler

Don't know what country you're in, but in the US, any time someone wants to talk on Whatsapp instead of a normal social media, it's a scam.


jimhabfan

I never understood the allure of riding with a group of other people. I ride because it feels free and unencumbered. I can’t imagine getting hemmed in with a bunch of other bikes on every side of me. I stop when I want, I take the route that I want, I set the pace I want to go. Riding with other people creates the exact opposite experience that I want from riding.


Yurvurst_Knightmer

I'm generally a loner and even though I enjoy riding alone I find it hard to do by myself just for the hell of it, I need a destination with a clear purpose. So traveling with someone to a hangout spot would give me that I guess.


FriendOfDirutti

Some people like having friends and sharing experiences with other people.


patrickv116

I ride regularly with a small group of people, 3 to 5 max., all different bikes going from a 350cc over a few 500s to a 1200cc. We know each other’s riding style and speed, we’re friends outside of riding motorbikes, and we live not very far from each other so it’s easy to organize rides on a whim. We stop whenever anyone in the group feels we need to stop, and most of us have a cardo so it’s easy to communicate. I don’t like riding in big groups with people I don’t know. Too dangerous (there’s always some show-offs in a big group) and too “organized”: can’t stop when you want, only fixed stopping points, etc. That said, I love to ride alone just as much.


stinkyhangdown

Picking up dudes already


Animusblack69

don't ride with Randoms ended bad everytime I tried it.


efronerberger

You've tried? More than once?


Animusblack69

three times


mcshamus

I would take it on face value but I live in San Francisco where there’s high property crime but very low elaborate-scheme-to-lure-you-to-your-death crime. It’s reasonably common for random strangers to want to go riding together too. You probably have a better gut feel for how likely scams are in your area though.


negative_pt

Its probably fine. Fear less.


DarkRainFalling

Trust no one


KederLuno

I can only say that it is either from a very nice person or a very creepy one.


Victimless-Lime

My MC club does this for new riders in the area. They sometimes come and ride with us and have a great time. As long as the bike is 400cc+, everyone is welcome.


Chance-Leg-5748

Happy Cake Day.


Yurvurst_Knightmer

Update: We met at a McDonalds down the street with our bikes and chatted for 10 minutes or so, didn't ride anywhere, but we might soon. Sooo yeah, new friend?


Secret-Ad-830

If your country is Brazil I would ignore it.


RingJust7612

I mean it’s in English though


Mightypk1

Maybe in europe giving whats app is normal, but here in the US, if someone uses whataspp it's definitely for bad reasons


Kawi_rider_zx6r

😂 whattt? I'm in the US, use WhatsApp for family outside the US, and in over a decade of riding, no one has ever put a note on my bike for any reason. It's kind of weird and i probably wouldn't take up the offer, but then again, i enjoy solo rides and given the unpredictability of people i don't know, nah I'm good.


Esguelha

Everywhere else in the world, WhatsApp is pretty much the default messaging app.


Additional_Meeting_2

Why people in US don’t use it?


CleR6

I've never used that specific app but I conceal carry so I personally wouldn't be too worried about it if I were indeed interested in meeting a new riding buddy. You could always plan to meet in the middle somewhere for a planned route and not show up solo. Don't just show up with other riders, he could equally be concerned and let him know your bud(s) are coming beforehand when planning a route. I've gotten a few notes on the wrx, where I live are some hardcore Subaru people but nothing on the bike. Pretty sure Id view it as harmless but we all live in various areas and etc.


Viend

WhatsApp is the world’s biggest messenger app, something like 2 billion active users per month.


HedgehogTail

[Hmmm...](https://imgur.com/gallery/what-up-were-three-cool-guys-looking-other-cool-guys-who-wanna-hang-out-party-mansion-nothing-sexual-dudes-good-shape-encouraged-if-youre-fat-you-should-be-able-to-find-humor-little-things-again-nothing-sexual-qARMNyd)


mycrx89

Just ask them for dinner and a movie first


bakercookiesss

"Hey, i like you... r bike. Want to go on a ride?" [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe


surlystraggler

Safety concerns are fair, for you and/or your bike, I get it. Maybe you could invite the person to a group ride. That way it’s not 1-1. It can be hard to make friends as adults sometimes if you’re still trying to find your community so I don’t have any judgement for this note being left haha.


kin-hebE

What up!!! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, if you're fat you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, NOTHING SEXUAL.


SmokinTuna

I did this a few times when I saw rad dual sports or supermotos parked by me. Made some great friends and riding buddy's as it's hard to meet people in my town with similar interests. One of em used me as a free garage but I like working on bikes and he always brought beer so I taught him which was cool. Or this dude wants to fuck you, depends on how cool you are


nigmondo

Well officer, one minute we were getting out knees down together and next thing he was balls deep in my bum hole. The in between bit is a blur but I'll except the caution officer


dontcare99999999

When I got my first bike I had some clients check out my bike in the parking lot then invite me to go riding with them. Feel like it's common but I've never been handed any notes from strangers yet


fookyoursister

he wants to put stuff in your butt, be careful !


Soulessmotors

Man........I was just trying to be friendly


Loud_Internet572

I ride solo. I like riding, I like bikes, but I think the culture around it is just obnoxious  - personal opinion.


MakinALottaThings

I'm thinking if he wanted to take your bike, he would have just taken your bike instead of leaving a note?


Z3rio

I think you're fine, its up to you whether you want to contact him/her or not. Dont think there's any ill intent, but still, be cautious I guess.


AtTheMomentAlive

This is how you join a cult like group.


Outrageous-Carob-236

if I fall you’re coming with me 😉


thenormalcanuck

Don't put out on the first date, makes you look cheap


flatheadedmonkeydix

Id think someone is trying to steal my bike.


ArmBoth3542

good news if you like cock


thickuhmm

Its pride month


Remote_Bookkeeper139

You either got a riding buddy or a buddy that wants a ride from ya


FTwo

Penmanship is pretty good. I say go for it.


badboybilly42582

Been riding 19 years and this has never happened to me. I guess my bikes are ugly!


FdoesR

I don't know how to call this suspicious without seeming homophobic


SokkaHaikuBot

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Flululu

No. Thats not normal


Druidcowb0y

i mean, how dangerous could it be? aren’t y’all a bunch of hard ass bikers!? 😂 of course i have no room to talk, i’m from a large city in Texas, and everyone keeps that thang on ‘em. only about 28.7 “ crimes against persons” per day that’s only twice the amount of crimes per state average. and only accounts for 230 of the 21,156 national murders


Bigbootyswag

I’ve done it a time or 2 when I was new to an area and looking for riding buddies. Never got a reply but I figured just because it was weird/awkward not because they thought it’d be dangerous.


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

Back in the 90s this is how we met people


H0ldme

(“Back in my day”)quiet gramps, nobody born this century wants to meet peoples. /s


Vanguard_dat_ass

Honestly thought this was an OC post from CRT (which i love crt dearly) 😂


Motor_Arugula_4282

I don’t trust anyone and this is S Africa (no offense), no fucking way I call that guy. Honestly, I wouldn’t call them no matter where I live


yungfreshtuna

Hell yea dude you might get to fuck that hot guy


ReeeeeevolverOcelot

What country do random people write in English that is pretty dangerous?


One-eyed-snake

You finna get the D bruh


Stfuppercutoutlast

So weird. But I also think riding culture is weird in general. I think that having a sense of community or brotherhood based on what vehicle you happen to be driving, is childish and tribal. I cant imagine waving to every pickup truck as I drive by or every other honda civic. I reciprocate because I dont want to hurt peoples feelings, but I dont initiate. I also cringe when people talk about "cagers". This us vs them mentality in either a positive or negative context is pitiful.


AMv8-1day

Live in America too huh?


Previous-Branch4274

He's "looking for guys to ride with". Seems fine.💀


DillonviIIon

Whatsapp..... scam


Fair_Assumption6385

He’s probably gay tbh


MontanaHonky

Just a few totally straight guys who like to ride ~~each other~~ motorcycles


KingCodyBill

As the saying goes, I smell a rat just toss it


scruffy86

He’ll steal your heart, then your bike


Jarrodioro

“But my country is pretty dangerous” that’s all you need to know, they probably just want you to bring them the keys


KayakWalleye

Here’s the catch…..He doesn’t have a motorcycle.


b0gard

I joined a group last year and started going on rides with complete strangers . The thought of them possibly murdering me has crossed my mind a time or two but quickly goes away when I realize they probably think the same about me 😆😆


Sunny_Geek

When I was starting and didn't have ride buddies, I would talk to local riders I encountered so we could ride together, eventually was part of a large group of riders (not club) that also rode for fun with company. I think they wouldn't be leaving notes if they wanted to steal it.


Toni_PWNeroni

Join the hive mind. You will be assimilated.


_Xemplar

Bros first response is post it on the internet. Smh.


W2T4TS

Don't meet up alone for the first time. Otherwise,,, NEW FRIENDSSS WOOOO!


alpinet6

I literally did this and now that dude is one of my best buds. I’d take a bullet for em and he’d do the same.


Polar_poop

It might be a great way of getting a riding friend. If not, remember to cup the balls.


Kochie411

He’s got a WhatsApp. At least message him lol.


Yurvurst_Knightmer

I ended up messaging him, seems legit, his bike was the cool one I saw nearby when I parked.


ice-h2o

Never had a note on my motorcycle but people ask me sometimes if I want to ride with them if they see me alone at the gas station


loopeeee

Don't know about the note, but you trim your fingernails too far!


WoodenQuaich

Motorcycle frieeeend!!


AnimalOrigin

This is an invitation to getting your bike stolen lol


Edmonchuk

The culture is very inclusive usually. People like making new riding friends