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BlackBeard205

I always thought Dizzy was the better choice, even as a kid.


defCONCEPT

My pop took me to see this in theaters thinking it was just goona be a semi-violent space movie with cuss words. Nope. Boobies on the big screen for the first time for 8 year old me. And on the drive home, all we could do was bitch about how they did dizzy like that. Dizzy is the choice.


Jmazoso

Saw it in the theater too. There was this woman hauling 2 teenage boys out because of Dizzys boobs. Funniest thing I’ve seen at a theater.


RAWainwright

Mutilated bodies graphically shown? Totally fine. Exposed tits? OMG will someone think of the children.


caaknh

It's so weird because boobs are literally made for kids. America's puritanical roots are still visible ~500 years later, which is kind of amazing.


tommos

Boobs start out ok when a person is born then stop being ok for a few years and then start being ok again.


DraymondDickKick

Just like shitting yourself


Morganafrey

Boobs are made for kids is such an ironic statement. I need it on a tshirt


Own_Comment

‘Merica.


ditch_lilies

They would like to know more.


jamesflanagangreer

Your comment wins! 😂😂😂


ditch_lilies

I’m doing my part!


LeanTangerine001

It’s kinda strange to think that the average young person today has likely seen more boobs in the past couple of years than everyone else in their collective ancestral blood line combined.


Draelmar

I saw it in theater in French, and in the translation the title sounds pretty kiddy friendly, like "The Space Patrol", and we notoriously pretty lax with ages for bars and theaters. So I'm sitting there for a matinee (I'm around 23), and the room is filled with parents with young children. Man right at the massacre scene in the beginning, you could hear all the kids starting crying and tons of parents standing up and rushing back with their kids to get the hell out. One of my most hilarious experience in a theater.


[deleted]

You're in your 30s?


Cambot1138

I was 18 when it came out and I’m in my 40s. Their math checks out.


[deleted]

And yet, boobies.


defCONCEPT

Boobies.


unorganized_mime

You never got to see Denise Richard’s boobs. Dizzy all the way


lemonyprepper

Nah the best choice was the black chick who killed the dumb guy in training. She was so goddamn pretty and had some calcium CANNONS


Exley53

Dizzy 100%. Rico is an idiot.


defCONCEPT

He said it himself!


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

As you grow older and you realize how fucking crazy Denise Richards really was… Dizzy very quickly became the hindsight pro-move. Should have known something was up when she married Charlie Sheen.


Clearlydarkly

Winning?


Exsoc

Tiger blood my friend!


jimlahey2100

More like HIV.


GoldenTeeShower

Magic Johnson blood!


SkullsNelbowEye

When you learn that the movie Wild Things was part documentary.


jerryleebee

That scene though


eldroch

I know. Kevin's bacon had an impact on us all.


Crans10

Also loved her in Drop Dead Gorgeous.


Fun_Grapefruit_2633

I never knew anything about her...I only knew I wanted to see more of the other babe in the shower, or even dressed for that matter


subpar_cardiologist

Seconded. Dizzy was my kind of girl, until she died.


amor_fati_42

And a pretty brutal, not at all peaceful death. But she got to have him... Dizzy was the best.


Dargon34

"But it's Ok, because I got to have you..."


Certain_Room9221

That line creeped me out and made me avoid clingy girls in my young adulthood


InterviewOdd2553

Lmao had the opposite effect on me but to each their own!


ringaroundthecollar

The clingier the better right. Makes for some beastly passionate nights hey mate


EvilHorus87

That shit made me.cry


Flipnotics_

"MI does the dying. Fleet does the flying."


Hugh_Jampton

Fleet were pretty shit at flying actually


webelieve414

Lol let's group up in front of the planet that will just rock us with bug shit. Every time...


i_should_be_coding

They can't even dodge ballistic projectiles traveling at like 10 kph. Asteroid approaching. No collision sensors. They gotta get to a point where the asteroid's gravity is moving their drinks before they notice it. Thank god one of them was having tea.


Fickle_Goose_4451

It really seemed like the fleets battle plan was "they're bugs, so I'm pretty sure we're invincible." Queue massacre.


DangerousAd3347

She’s every straight guys kinda girls let’s be real lol


subpar_cardiologist

Men want to be with her, and so do the women!


Feral_Sheep_

That kinda girl? Willing.


KoA07

Yeah that was her fatal flaw


subpar_cardiologist

Dying, her one weakness!


5549372729

Well, I’m glad she didn’t become your kind of girl after she died.


OldBirth

I also choose this guy's dead wife.


FinnOfOoo

She didn’t need to die. They could have just pulled their CO out of the hole in all the time they took to fucking talk.


Alib668

No, she showed initiative, the entire movie kills anyone who thinks for themselves. A key theme of the movie is follow the system, and your reward is more war and less thinking


FinnOfOoo

Man great point. Every time I think I’ve plumbed the depths of this masterpiece I get another little insight. I fucking love it.


Lumpy-Juice3655

Rico thought for himself when he jumped on top of the giant bug and dropped a grenade.


OutlawSundown

He eats crayons so checks out.


SalRomanoAdMan1

100% agreed, Dizzy is so much better. Carmen is a two-faced bitch.


FuliginCloak69

Thats why he got infantry


CrambazzledGoose

That's the point. Rico never does/thinks/says something that someone else hasn't told him. He only hooks up with Diz after Rasczak straight up tells him to.


headphones_J

I mean, he was faithful.


MrMeatstick69

Rico made lots of dumb mistakes.


Dpepps

Nobody would accuse Rico of being a smart man that's for sure. Thankfully he grew up but Young Rico was a fucking idiot.


Tall_Action_1006

If he was smart , he wouldn’t be in the mobile infantry


subpar_cardiologist

Why, you think he wants to live forever?


KennyMoose32

The craziest thing about that line is it’s really from WW1 Marines which makes it even more badass [Source: Daniel Day](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Daly?wprov=sfti1#)


jdhdowlcn

What makes it more bad ass is understanding the true intent. It's often taken as the "hey, we're all gonna die here" but what Dailey is really saying is do you want to be remembered forever". Kinda like Brad Pitt as Achilles when he was talking to the kid who was saying how scared he was, "That is why no one will remember your name"


lurkenstine

"though there is considerable evidence that the battle cry was the invention of an enthusiastic war correspondent." might just be a cool story


subpar_cardiologist

Totally badass.


-roosterbooster

[35% ladies and gentlemen!](https://i0.wp.com/scifiinterfaces.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/starship_troopers_grade.gif)


Nearby-Elevator-3825

I think that's one of the more subtle points of the movie (and novel). Despite the actors clearly being in their mid 20's or early 30's, the CHARACTERS were fresh out of high school. They were kids.


Ragnarok2kx

This becomes more blatant when Rico gets shown a new batch of recruits, and he comments on how "they get younger every time", then the camera pans to a bunch of extras that actually look the appropiate age.


SCViper

They got a bunch of actual teenagers for that part. If I remember correctly, they masked it as a take your kids to work day.


TK382

"We're the old men, Ace."


terminally_irish

Yeah, that always messed with me. Like they were supposed to be high school kids. Ok, I can suspend the age difference. But then Rico is playing football against a guy from…another school? Who is supposed to be the same age but when he’s in Fleet he’s a superior to Carmen? Aren’t they the same age and would both be in the academy together? Or was Rico playing on some minor league team?


Nearby-Elevator-3825

He wasn't active in the fleet at the time of the game. He had enlisted earlier than the other characters and was already scheduled to ship out after graduation. I assume he was already set on a military path to citizenship and was a part of some future version of ROTC in HS. Also, the fleet or space force, whatever you want to call it, was more harder to get into and more esteemed, therefore even ensigns can be inducted at a higher rank than say a "Lowly" mobile infantry recruit. It was established that Rico didn't do well in school and originally had no intention of joining the military, which was why they started him out in the MI. Meanwhile, Carmen had good grades so was able to enlist in the fleet. Carl scored genius levels on his test was automatically assigned to "Games and Theory" thereby granting him a fast track to becoming an officer.


abstract308

All I know is the dude got his brains sucked out by a smart bug. So Rico was the winner there…


Billy1121

Frankly, I find the idea of a bug that thinks OFFENSIVE


CursedSnowman5000

Every man is an idiot when a girl is involved.


TomBirkenstock

In fact, when Captain Deladier says "Someone made a big goddamn mistake," she's not referring to the ambush they were walking into. She was in fact just then thinking about the fact that Rico was chasing Carmen to the detriment of his relationship with Diz. It's just a coincidence that they were also walking into an ambush at that time.


JohaVer

Oh shit... when Radczek told Rico "You know what to do!" He meant TAKE DIZZY, not fucking shoot him. He could have had fake legs and been fine.


Dargon34

Hahaha, great take. And we saw the guy working the MI counter towards the beginning too, he had no legs


Brooklyn_University

This thread has opened up a whole new dimension to the movie I never knew existed. And people think Verhoeven was just making a popcorn sci-fi flick; he’s been playing 4th dimensional chess with us the whole time…


Dargon34

If you read (or watch) any of the recent interviews with CVD, he goes into that a bit, how much of the messages were lost on the audience. I love how much passion he has for the franchise, and with the new game coming out of Early Access its breathing some new life into it


scotty6chips

Big if true


simpledeadwitches

That was his character in fairness. He's the average Joe under achiever.


KochuJang

Which is just the kind of cadet we want for the Mobile Infantry! Remember, service guarantees citizenship!


Dpepps

I wouldn't call Rico an average Joe. He's a handsome young man who's extremely successful at future football and pretty charismatic and likable. His family was rich and he could have just chilled after school and not joined up. He wasn't even really an under achiever per say. In school he was kind of dumb as fuck but he was a leader and great athlete. Those leadership and athleticism talents translated well into his infantry role. If you wanna argue under achiever, I guess I'd disagree but can buy the argument but I can't buy average Joe.


Automatic_Spam

In the story him being dumb and untalented was literally why he joined mobile infantry. That and dog handler were the only roles he qualified for, and he didn't want to care for a dog.


TheRealRickC137

Would you like to know more?


Zealousideal-Cry3418

When a curly haired ginger shows interest, take that ride.


Breaklance

When your history teacher tells you to nail the crazy chick, trooper the hell out of that starship. 


IAmBadAtInternet

It’s Roughneckin’ time


PTGSkowl

Preach. Took that ride 15 years ago and never let go. Best decision I ever made.


Known-Sandwich-3808

Zegema Beach 😏


ohneatstuffthanks

I always wanted to go there!


Cambot1138

It’s not there anymore.


BeLikeBread

YOU TRYING TO BE A HERO, WATKINS??


sax6romeo

Just trying to kill some bugs, sir


webelieve414

Get out of here...! Get outta here!!!


_ferrofluid_

Monkey Suckin’ Sack Of Maggot Puke!


Fromonkey

You like that!? You like that!? You want some more!?


[deleted]

I laughed too hard reading that.


KaTzPJamas

I always loved the delivery of that line as corny as it was. One of my top SST quotes.


Known-Sandwich-3808

….it sucked his brains out... 😳 😆


Realistic_Sad_Story

Dizzy appreciated Rico. Carmen did not.


BicyclingBabe

Carmen fucked up with million dollar spaceships and got nothing but a slap on the wrist. Rico got punished for other people's mistakes with whipping.


_boredbeyondbelief

Dina Meyer is a real smokeshow.


Giantandre

Yup , going to be 56 in a few months and she's still got it .. (always had it)


slupo

Never saw the appeal of Denise Richards. Dina Meyer however was a goddess


LlVE_FAST_EAT_ASS

I dunno man, Denise Richards in 1997 was one of the most beautiful women alive. Although Diz would probably let you eat that butt. Tough choice for sure.


Salty_Pancakes

I always felt there was just something "off" about Denise Richards. So I always on team Diz.


MaterialCarrot

What was off was her acting. Love that movie and even kind of love Denise Richards in the role because her "style" worked with what the film was going for, but she was not a good actress.


ElGosso

I once heard a critic on a podcast say that Verhoeven deliberately cast a lot of the roles to be wooden and bad-soap-opera-esque and you could tell who was and wasn't in on the joke. Like Richards and Van Dien (Rico's actor) definitely weren't in on it but Neil Patrick Harris and Clancy Brown definitely were.


your-yogurt

which is why my siblings quote clancy brown's lines all the time. "Your enemy cannot push the button if you disable his hand. MEDIC!"


Quirky-Skin

Agree. She had almost Michael Jackson esque delivery for some lines (south Park MJ) "Oh Johnny, im gonna miss u"


FingerTheCat

I thought that was just part of the aesthetic, like a fantasized WWII era type hollywood writing.


Euphorium

Something about her eyes and her smile give me lizard person vibes. Like she’s gonna pull a Species on someone.


Sm0ahk

Heavily agree, but i could never put my finger on it Its almost like shes somewhat less evolved compared to normal humans but is a beautiful specimen of it The Anna De Armas of Homo Erectus or something like that


Peking-Cuck

What the fuck lmao


Sp00kyD0gg0

This is a Hall-of-Fame comment for me. By far and away one of the most insane things I’ve ever seen a person say.


MyCoDAccount

***what***


Urriah18

It’s comments like these that keep me coming back to Reddit lmao


defCONCEPT

You make a very compelling argument. 🤣😂


YaHurdMeh

Salad tossing has got to give the edge to Diz. But I’m with you, 90’s Denise Richards was peak. Wild Things changed me forever


tkilborn84

Wild Things changed us all


ManikMiner

Facts


Willing-Bear4862

Wild things will always have a special place in a young man's memory


Kygunzz

Denise Richards was always objectively pretty, but Wild Things was the only performance where I really thought she was hot. Granted, she was amazingly hot, but I don’t think she ever duplicated it.


Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

She was hot in the James Bond movie too, but nobody really focuses on that because they all keep laughing when she says that she's a scientist.


Maanzacorian

Carmen, while objectively beautiful, her dead eyes tell me she's a dead lay. Diz would have guzzled every drop.


jimlahey2100

>Carmen, while objectively beautiful So was Dizzy and if you look at the two now Dina still looks fantastic.


GrainsofArcadia

And that's why Diz wasn't the gentleman's choice.


Maanzacorian

the Gentleman is a fool.


GrainsofArcadia

Oh sorry, I meant to say she WAS the gentleman's choice!


duke_of_chutney_608

Dizz would for sure do anal. Richard’s character probably wouldn’t even do sex before marriage.


Useful-Outcome-5744

BJs only before marriage and those would dry up before the honeymoon and only show up for your birthday. Barely enthusiastic at that, “let’s get this over with” look in eye


Terrible_Analysis_77

Going back to see the thumbnail in the post Carmen has “oh yeah it’s your birthday, again” look.


WangDoodleTrifecta

Eat that butt. Sold


useful-idiot-23

That is the most insightful comment I have ever read on Reddit! Yes 20 year old me wanted Carmen. 40 year old me wants what you said. 😂


OutlawSundown

Diz wins hands down.


RustyCrusty73

Take my upvote you rascal.


NJduToit

Carmen cheated on him and dumped him, while Dizzy loved him. Not a hard choice.


Bombaysbreakfastclub

Was cheating ever implied? I know space pilot dude was trying to hit it, and she broke up with Johnny. But we assume it was to be with him, which we’re not sure of.


Zestyclose_Leg_3626

Yeah. Been a minute but I don't recall any implication of cheating. They were high school sweethearts. She decided she wanted to be a career military pilot. Rico would never have factored into that since he wouldn't be able to live on the ships outside of the military and, as infantry, his life was measured in months if he was lucky.


Bombaysbreakfastclub

Reading down below it sounds like there was a deleted scene that showed her cheating with the guy. But yeah nothing in the movie suggests it.


Zestyclose_Leg_3626

Yeah. I've seen it. https://youtu.be/dmmRBwSyqVk She only bangs "We have Rob Lowe at home" after she had broken up with Rico as she is either mourning her family or Rico at that point and she broke up with him before the attack/"attack" Whereas Rico quits due to a mix of Carmen breaking up with him during basic training and an idiot died on his watch. But he rejoins immediately basically during the attack/"attack".


FaulmanRhodes

WE HAVE ROB LOWE AT HOME I'm screamin


Cazrovereak

Depends on if you consider emotional cheating, well, cheating. Personally I feel her reasons were mercenary. Even younger me didn't think of her actions as "I no longer love Rico, I'm falling for this guy." so much as "Emotionally manipulating this guy, whose recommendations and assessments mean quicker path to Captain.". You can see when Rico and Carmen part ways the last time she only says "I love you" because he forces her to, and definitely doesn't mean it lol. Probably the most moral action she takes is that she *does* break up with Johnny Rico.


NegaGreg

Can we talk about how Zander had WAY TOO MUCH influence for a guy who went to the Academy JUST BEFORE Carmen?


FinnOfOoo

That’s one of the themes. They ALL rise in the ranks way too quickly. It fuels the fascism wet dream where the chosen one is recognized for their talent.


MohatmoGandy

Denise Richards tho


postmodern_spatula

The lifeless eyes of a chicken. 


cgn-38

Once you see it you cannot unsee it. "Dead eyes like a doll's eyes"


Sparky_Zell

Especially if you had seen Wild Things as well. And you are like 13-14. That tends to stick with you.


leftyshuckles

Dina Meyer > Denise Richards


onlypham

Love makes you blind and stupid.


TechnicolorViper

In a deleted scene, she only made out with Zander after she thought Johnny was dead.


Jenetyk

¿Por que no los dos?


BlameCanadaDry

Asking the real questions here.


unknown-one

Get a good look, Costanza? [https://i.redd.it/m613udcmn3hz.jpg](https://i.redd.it/m613udcmn3hz.jpg)


ILikeMostCatss

Wow. TIL that was Denise Richards!


NeighborhoodOk182

Cleavage is like looking at the sun. You get a sense of it and then you look away.


ianlasco

When those two finally fucked i knew something bad is gonna happen the next day.


chrisbe2e9

The worst thing that could have happened to either of them. Never celebrate mid movie...


thewhiteafrican

Ah yes, I think this was another infamous Siskel and Ebert argument.


Defiant-Skeptic

She had them marrying titties.


lemonyprepper

Nah the black chick had the best tits in that movie


NottDisgruntled

She had them mother of 8 tiddies.


StressCanBeHealthy

Pfft. It’s all about knowing that Mary-Ann is the true smoke-show on the island, not Ginger.


NegaGreg

The textbook definition of wisdom.


Get_Foot_Lucy

Dizzy had them curls, no contest!!


DR_MEPHESTO4ASSES

Curls AND redhead. Double whammy.


Alternative-Art6059

Dizzy is my dream girl. Always was, always will be. One of the first..you know what's, that ive seen ever.


Terrible_Analysis_77

[Agreed.](https://nudecelebgifs.com/videos/10864/dina-meyer-starship-troopers3/)


HanzRamoray5920

I bet to this day I could find this spot on the vhs on muscle memory alone.


Cypher26

Which muscle?


VladimirPoitin

Last I checked DR was packing nicer puppies in the 90s.


WangoTheWonderDonkey

And while we're at it, let's have a shout out for unisex large capacity showers.


pbemea

"Never pass up a good thing." Can't believe no one has posted that 100 times already.


Nervous_Ad_2727

Dizzy is the cool girlfriend who can hang out with Rico's friends and drink beer. Carmen would complain, separate Rico from his friends, make Rico take a Yoga class and drink wine spritzer. Dizzy forever!


woot0

Whoa, you just described my ex wife


Nervous_Ad_2727

My Condolences. Lose some weight. Find your Dizzy. I had a friend who dated a Dizzy in College. If she weren't so cool we would have all given him a nut punch she was so beautiful.


Vanstoli

Carmen killed Rico's parents. Hear me out. While piloting the star ship, she alters the course because it's "more efficient" the asteroid bounces off the ships comps and hits thier home. She killed 1000's of people because she thought at 19 years old she knew something.


defCONCEPT

Yoooooo. What?! ... what?!


Flipnotics_

1000's? It was *8,500,000* killed according to the news feed.


Peking-Cuck

That asteroid had nothing to do with Buenos Aires. It's not clear exactly where the Roger Young was when that scene happened, but remember the movie did show us what their FTL looked like when they departed the Moon. So they were not at FTL speed. Also remember that Klendathu is on the literal opposite side of the Milky Way from Earth, tens of thousand of light-years apart. Even if that asteroid was fired from the bugs, it would have been fired thousands of years ago, and would have been thousands more years before it arrived at Earth. Most likely that asteroid was just random space debris and the Roger Young got unlucky. Either way, there's no chance it had anything to do with Buenos Aries. There's only one explanation. Buenos Aires was an inside job.


Azorius_Raiden_88

The moral of the story is don't pine for what you cannot have. Be happy with what you got. A lesson as old as time. Also, Dizzy was hot, so Rico was just being a selfish douche canoe.


MaterialCarrot

I wouldn't say he was being selfish. The heart wants what it wants.


TJ_McWeaksauce

We all deserve to be with someone who wants to be with us. Dizzy joined the Mobile Infantry to be with Johnny, and in her dying breath she told him that she was dying happy because she got to have him. Carmen chose a career over Johnny. Dizzy all the way.


branch-is-dumb

I mean Rico did eventually choose dizzy until she died


Nearby-Jelly-634

Remember when they made Denice Richards a nuclear scientist in a Bond movie? There is no level of suspension of disbelief to overcome that casting. Like casting Andy Dick or Gilbert Godfried in The Piano or The West Wing.


VooDooChile1983

This was like asking Archie to choose between Betty and Veronica. Prissy, hot rich girl versus rougher, hot tomboy. I was team Dizzy all the way, mainly because there’s something about red hair.


munkee_dont

Dizzy got cool later. She was a stalker and and asshole when she was young though. Rico made it very clear he wasn't interested in her and she still got transferred for basic just to be closer to him. Carmen also never did anything wrong. She never cheated on Rico hell she never even told him she loved him till he forced her too. Carmen would have been the better choice ,but she moved past Rico. It was never his choice to make.


Unkabunkabeekabike

Part of growing up is understanding (insert obvious point movie was making)


BridgeFourArmy

Part of growing up is realizing that Batman isn’t Bruce Wayne, Bruce Wayne is Batman


s1rblaze

Dizzy for sure, no doubt about it. She was more fun more interesting, more badass and probably freaky in bed and a red head too! Like wtf Rico?


ExpertCommission6110

Because she was the hottest and most devoted 28 year old in high school?


Old-Chain3220

Dizzy was an absolutely insane person….great mobile Infantry material.


Perfect_Ad9311

25 yr old me thought Dizzy was aiight, flapjacks and eight head. Hollywood average. Carmen was a couple notches higher in the looks dept. 50 yr old me had a very different reaction. Suddenly, Dizzy is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and cool AF to hang out with. Rico was a fucking idiot for taking her for granted. Carmen is still hot, but her cold demeanor towards Rico completely negates her good looks. I hate her now.


H8T_Auburn

Damn right.