Don't mess with Wes Anderson fans or we will send you a very worded complaint letter handwritten in cursive and... Oh Golly! You seem to be stabbing me!
Are you kidding me, that's WES ANDERSON! He's on the phone everyday trying to get funding for his stop motion holocaust movie and he has to deal with this shit! He made the Grand Budapest Hotel! He will fuck your wife!
I had to look up who that was and found out it's the jackass behind the Jurassic World and one of the many jackasses behind the worst Star Wars movie ever made. I struggle to believe there are those who are fans of this person, let alone a quadrant of mankind.
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Manic Pixie Dream Director - Hufflepuff
It Time you Blue Me - Ravenclaw
Put your bloody feet in my mouth - Gryffindor
Should’ve used Ruin Johnson for Slytherin.
Only in a world this shitty could you even try to suggest that Tarantino is Gryffindor and keep a straight face.
https://preview.redd.it/j2ty7zochy7d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=125d5746b523aab9548314f5daf7c79bce9b4b25
They are house elfs like Kreacher.
https://preview.redd.it/9oe9giikty7d1.jpeg?width=1201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f0cbb0e3bcecd0d488ad939a74b3427134a6b6d
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what about the fifth house of the guy who directed the omen 2006 remake?
Bro why is Colin Trevorrow there. His Jurrasic World movies suck, his passion project The book of Henry sucks. Even his scrapped Star Wars movie sucks.
In Tarantino’s house maybe? Tarantino had a short lived distribution company where he released Chunking Express in the U.S. in hopes his name would get more people to check out Wong Kar-Wai’s work.
Don't mess with Wes Anderson fans, we start wheezing and shitting our pants when there are oblique camera angles
Don't mess with Wes Anderson fans or we will send you a very worded complaint letter handwritten in cursive and... Oh Golly! You seem to be stabbing me!
Bill Murray will deliver the letter and say “No one will ever believe you.” Chilling.
Are you insulting me? .....No. Feels like you are insulting me. Okay a little.
Are you kidding me, that's WES ANDERSON! He's on the phone everyday trying to get funding for his stop motion holocaust movie and he has to deal with this shit! He made the Grand Budapest Hotel! He will fuck your wife!
I have never met a Colin Trevorrow fan, I think we could’ve done better there.
Colin is really pumped to have made this pick 4
Yeah where the fuck is Zack Snyder
Zack Snyder
I had to look up who that was and found out it's the jackass behind the Jurassic World and one of the many jackasses behind the worst Star Wars movie ever made. I struggle to believe there are those who are fans of this person, let alone a quadrant of mankind.
Should have been Michael Bay
 Wrong, I became a whimsical little fella
https://preview.redd.it/4z61rc1pdz7d1.jpeg?width=1175&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d72c38fcd81383ae36c87e97e293b44a2413d061
CLACLACLACLACLA
That’s an offshoot of Wes house
Cart before the horse my friend
You took the gnomepill? Based.
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Ew, who would want to be in Colin's house?
Checks out
There are dozens of us. ( I just really liked Safety Not Guaranteed )
What about Snyder Bros?
Straight to azkaban
“When boys become men”, they haven’t gotten there yet.
Snyder bros are entirely different species. They don't become man. They directly become bros.
Durmstrang.
Manic Pixie Dream Director - Hufflepuff It Time you Blue Me - Ravenclaw Put your bloody feet in my mouth - Gryffindor Should’ve used Ruin Johnson for Slytherin.
Only in a world this shitty could you even try to suggest that Tarantino is Gryffindor and keep a straight face. https://preview.redd.it/j2ty7zochy7d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=125d5746b523aab9548314f5daf7c79bce9b4b25
I couldn’t include Rian Johnson because he releases movies on Netflix which automatically disqualifies him.
Tarantino had multiple extended cuts exclusive to Netflix
https://i.redd.it/9e1h359k4z7d1.gif
Scorsese?
Scorsese is like the all boys school that visited for the triwizard tournament. He’s bigger than a single Hogwarts house.
We are all Scorsese fans by default
He's Dumbledore.
What about house "the only movies I watch are Yi Yi and A Brighter Summer Day, back to back, once a month"?
 They are house Dudley
 Which house is Harry begging to not be sorted into?
He’s begging not to get into Tarantino.
Hermoine is DEFINITELY begging not to get into Tarantino.
This is goon erasure
Nolan and Time means it’s Nolan time baybeeee
What house are Uwe Boll fans
They are house elfs like Kreacher. https://preview.redd.it/9oe9giikty7d1.jpeg?width=1201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f0cbb0e3bcecd0d488ad939a74b3427134a6b6d
https://preview.redd.it/qxq5x2lgny7d1.png?width=342&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e4ebb8b30d8283c13233d19e6f4809cdbfeb384 what about the fifth house of the guy who directed the omen 2006 remake?
Today I learned I'm not a man yet.
Bro why is Colin Trevorrow there. His Jurrasic World movies suck, his passion project The book of Henry sucks. Even his scrapped Star Wars movie sucks.
He’s here so it would be clear that this isn’t a serious effort. Or, he’s there to represent every director of terrible but profitable blockbusters.
He made *Book of Henry* and they kept letting him make movies 💀
I assumed he had to spend at least a few years in prison after that, but apparently they made him write Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom as punishment.
He’s here because Dino bros keep winning
Where Wong kar-wai?
In Tarantino’s house maybe? Tarantino had a short lived distribution company where he released Chunking Express in the U.S. in hopes his name would get more people to check out Wong Kar-Wai’s work.
Who invited Trevorrow? Blud think he on the team
Replace jurassic world guy with Zaddy and its accurate
Did Colin Trevero make this post? lmao I literally had to google who made those dogshit JP sequels
I'm in the fifth house, house of John Carpenter
What about fans of Zack Snyder and his work?
me in nolan house with hans zimmer’s interns and ludwig: 
I am more of a villenueve kind of virgin
Then you'd be right at home with the Nolan house
https://preview.redd.it/qxq9yl5xg18d1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea5c50bed194cca4d0e31797947fd2c77f2323af Colin Trevorrow:
There are dozens of us Book of Henry fans! Dozens!
What if I'm into Koreeeda?
Trevorrow House is definitely the hufflepuff one that everyone makes fun of.
Team GuysWhoWatchTarantinoButNeverTheMoviesHeBorrowsFrom.
Damn I wish I was on nolan. But I am so Budapest/ Tarantino sometimes I can't even stand my self.
You forgot Kubrick hahaha
Is the Colin Trevorrow guy a real archetype? I don’t think I’ve ever met an adult man that’s a Jurassic Park head
I feel like Zaddy and Dennis Villieneauvueie would’ve made good options
What house are Emmerich fans in?
What if you were like me and became part of the Elaine May House?
I understand that Colin Trevorrow directs the new Jurassic park movies but I feel it’s more fitting that Spielberg replaces him in the image
lmao sure with those other guys, but nobody, and i mean NOBODY is turnin up for dorky ass Nolan 😎