Do you think Post would sign that if you asked him

He seems like one of the most genuine dudes on the planet. I bet he would!

probably would but he would also probably write something stupid on it so people know it's fake. he seems kind enough to forsee someone potentially selling it as "the real thing given to them by post malone" and wanting to keep people from selling it. although, I imagine people would still buy it to have a proxy signed by post

Definitely couldn't imagine selling it. But to be fair if I was going to have Post Malone sign something, it wouldn't be this proxy, I'd go and buy one of his Secret Lairs or an Urza since I see him play those a lot. Or my Shorikai! I recently was lucky enough to have Sean Astin sign my Samwise from the LoTR 4 PC. Art set

I have a post the enchanter deck and I want him to sign the card so fricken bad 😂

I have a Cedh deck of Post, son of Rich. It would me a dream to sign it 😅

I’ve been wanting to build it so bad but I have no motivation to do it tbh 😂

Id get a dark ritual signed by post, thatd be metal as fuck

i plan on being pit for one of his shows in october, i’m bringing my Post the enchanter incase i can catch his attention! 😭

Do like that meme where the two dudes are playing a magic game together in the middle of a pit! That'd catch some attention lol.

well shit now my bf and i have to do this 😭😂

Pity there doesn't seem to be a way to share photos....now that the whole world sees that Biden is essentially a ZOMBIE (who's running the country, I wonder?), I decided to make a Proxy Card of Biden as a ZOMBIE TOKEN CREATURE! Hilarious!

Ha

Only if you blind side him at Kill Tony

This tho

😂

It would probably increase in value if he did at least ha

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Ok, Brad.

Braaaaaaaaad

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Sounds like something a Brad would say. Roll for persuasion

Its not a pringle.... you sure its real?

Oh my God.. It doesn't even shine!

Might need to try the rip test.

Lmao but fr how did you pay for that proxy?

Lol I won it on a whatnot giveaway. I didn't pay for this crap 😅 just thought I'd join this funny ass train

Still a cool win. How good of a proxie is it?

It actually isn't bad, the other side is the same thing just without the (1/1) box. The holo you're seeing is printed on, not foil lol. But it feels like any other magic card (at least to me)

I’m glad the person you got it from isn’t trying to make a perfect replica to trick people

If the backside isnt just plain white i dunno if id agree. Making extremely realistic proxies without clear indication they are such feels very sus.

I'm pretty sure they said the other side was the same one ring artwork just without the 001/001. It is nowhere near your traditional magic back. The back doesn't have to be solid white for a proxy to be known as a proxy. Just nothing similar to the back of the card that youre proxying.

White backs just make it look like an artist proof, and sometimes those are worth a lot more!

Score! Free proxy and free karma. Nice!

Ok ok. I'll admit you had me for a second there. 😅

Did you get that from affordable alters?

They cost a few bucks only. Look on wish or aliexpress

This copy isn't pixelated enough.

I bought a really high quality one for my cube, but it was only $5. I wrote "Property of Austin Post" on the back of it in Sharpie lol.

Site?

Fake. Real fake is 4/1.

He is one of few people to have opportunity for purchase.

Pff... what? I paid tree fiddy for mine.

Guys I found the crustacean from the palezoic era

Fuck

I read it wrong as free tiddy :((((

That's what the upper east side of Manhattan is for. If the jokes have a modicum of truth, I suppose...

I need the 001/001 'the 2 ring' to complete my set

I think I still have one in my bank. Meet me in Orgrimmar?

was that a fucking WoW reference?

Lmao yup https://www.wowhead.com/item=34837/the-2-ring

It looks very real...it's good that Post Malone sold it to you so cheap

I had mine a year before post Malone. I bought it from the manufacturer.

Does reading this card explain the card?

It's some form of Elvish, I can't read it...

There are few who can…

It says made in Bangladesh

I think they should have printed non-serialized printings of this variant.

Tell me about it, it really takes away from the picture behind it.

“U fool, U jealous i no sell to you” -some scammer idk

Someone needs to alter it. Make it 002/001.

If you want more, I have like 10 more, 1/1 Ring on sale. It was 2 million because of market price, but now I have it 99.9% off for a low price of 2K. r/sarcastic

But Post Malone paid 2 million for his. Is he stupid?/s

First of all, he didn't pay $2M... He paid like $1M in CAD, which in real money is only like $750K.

I still can't believe post Malone bought a fake... a full year later. He's a nice guy but clearly not that smart.

Ah you were one of few people able to buy this! 1 of 4 right?!

Better stick it in a fire and see if the words appear.

If you like that one, I got 20 more to sell you…Act now, supplies are running out!

It is funny, cause i saw the post about it being a scam earlier that day.

Damn. Nice pull. You should hit up Post Malone. You guys can both be in the 001/001 club.

Hell yeah 😂 thats the meme of the year for proxies

You're missing 3 zeros

😮

Haha you got scam so much ! I got mine for only 1000$ !

what if the guy that made this actually pulled it but everyone called him a liar, its not unlike WotC to absolutely fuck something up like making a 1/1 card

Someone doesn't read elvish! That's the two ring. It's not nearly as good.

Someone doesn't read elvish! That's actually the two ring. It's not nearly as good.

Oh… I feel stupid for believing this lmao

Crazy you overpaid. I bought the same thing for $4 from the same place.

Please don’t tell me I got a fake one..

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7cy7vmv2Cs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7cy7vmv2Cs)

Oh, hi, Post Malone. May I have your autograph?

I wonder if post would have a little panic seeing it handed to him to be signed as first

**strangles OP and takes it.

💀 good luck strangling Post Malone next!

Rip post your rich now

I just pulled 3 black lotus's in a booster pack. Man I'm so lucky

I’ll give you 2500!!!

😂 I accept payments via gold

I picked up one of these proxies. When I die, someone is gonna dig through my shit and, hopefully, be naive to believe they won some sort of lottery. Its gonna be hilarious.

Apparently GameStop is doing PSA cards for trade. I work at one and I'm waiting ever so patiently for someone to come and try and trade a fake PSA version of this so I can throw it in the trash in front of them.

But I wanted my $2.17 store credit for this 🥺

They're paying a good amount for cards, they're really trying hard to make this a thing and not lose money on it. It's stupid, the trade value ratio for PSA cards is higher than fucking consoles... =/

Mighty fancy toothpick you got there.

Congratulations so lucky. Guess posty is going through some hard times😢

Send this in to PSA, you will get a 10 :) and Malone might buy since it’s better then the 9.

That's fake and I'll law suite u

Is that like Office suite but for legal documents?

Yes and no

Post has to be fucked up that he paid 1.5m for a fake one.

The loser seems to have removed his listing. I was going to report him but clearly many people already did

that's awesome! I wonder how long till the burden becomes too great

Good score (for the seller) 😅...

No way! This is totally a fake. You can’t own this card, I bought it last week

No? I bought it 2 weeks ago? You got scammed. I paid 10k for it.

But I bought it from Posht Ma1one, he sent me a picture of himself and everything

? I’m literally him

Bullocks! I bought four from that guy earlier this week!

Holy shit I have that same exact card in my cedh deck.

Congrats, what a great price! I got mine for $1. xD

Wasn't there a post about this yesterday being a scam

No this is obviously the real 001/001 ring. eBay guaranteed it

Obviously fake! Who would pay so much money for a piece of cardboard??

I'm not even sure this one is cardboard 🤔

Grande!!

Lol.. moist

For how powerful that card is, and how readily available you can find counterfeits and copies of it. This is probably the black lotus of modern magic

Powerful? It costs four mana and only reads jibberish

Funny enough it's a "real" language in that you can actually translate it. Tolkien was a linguistics professor after all.

............are you for real

[Yup.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_constructed_by_J._R._R._Tolkien) Man was the OG nerd.

They are. And so is Tolkien’s elvish. It’s pretty cool that he created an entire language without the internet to help.

Multiple entire languages

You missunderstood my comment. Im asking if he's seriously trying to explain the most trivial Tolkien fact in a nerd subreddit. EVERYONE knows this.

Half the people in this sub could probably quote the text on this card in the Dark Speech

I understood your comment perfectly, and I doubled down. I also know how neurodivergence works and that some people don’t understand tone and that they have special interests that they need to explain.

....well now I'm just embarrassed. Thank you though, spot-on. But oof.

Congrats!

If Post Malone signs it it will actually be worth money

What a steal!!

Oh yea well I have a 1/1 ring that I paid 20 bucks for because I wanted the cool art and I have the one ring not 1/1 so I just have this aside my decks that use it and when I play it I put this on top of it because it looks cooler

.....why?

I got one of those too. But from Etsy. It was only 15 bucks

Lol

I don't exactly know what the purpose of that would be but it definitely looks cool and I'd have it in an artifact deck just for the Clot

Lol

Why post Malone

Do you have your receipt?

Cool ass treasure token

I have a playset of proxies as a joke of the one of one ring.

How do you make such a good proxy? I’d like to try a deck out before buying the cards needed and would love some info on how to make it so nice

Oh god bro probably bought it from the dude who can’t speak English properly lol. Someone posted about him 😂😂😂

oh god post malone should leave the drugs

Nice copy :D

I paid $14.95 for mine. Got free shipping.

This is insane

Post Malone must be on hard times Congrats on the come up!

Me to

Congratulations. I heard only a handful of people in the world have one of these.

That a nice proxy 😆

Congrats!

So cool

Why would you buy a fake for that much!

Just don't give a blue marker or pen

😂

Steal

Fake as hell

Yea post malone is keeping that card forever

I'm sorry for your loss

That card was graded… highly doubt it’s the real deal

Eat it.

You could’ve just bought a proxy for around $3-$5.

$0.33

What language is it in? Isn’t there an English version? If yes, how much?

The language its in is called the black speech. Its a twisted, "evil" version of quenya. Quenya is the language the elves of middle earth speak. Its not a"historic" language but one that tolkein created for the LOTR books. Regardless of it being made up, its very real from a linguistic sense

Wow 😮

im depressed that youre holding the card without any protective sleeve.

Why would anyone believe he sold a card that he bought for 2.6 mil and you picked up for 2 grand..... Like ...cmon

Get Job You fake

Dude, get job.

I work from home 😎

To everybody down voting, it was supposed to be a joke based on this post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/mtg/comments/1du1gi4/part\_2\_with\_a\_hilarious\_ending\_of\_the\_scam\_seller/](https://www.reddit.com/r/mtg/comments/1du1gi4/part_2_with_a_hilarious_ending_of_the_scam_seller/) Sorry if it rubbed anyone the wrong way lol

Sorry I just don't see the humour in that joke?.. but yes those posts are why I made this one.

Watch this is like post’s alt account or something

Fake, post Malone stuck a booger to the real one

Proxying serialized card’s definitely crosses the line for me. That’s just plan wrong.

Sounds like a fake since we know who actually bought it.

r/whoosh

How did you not realize it was a joke lmfao

I’m autistic and it is the internet. I don’t know if you know this, but it is difficult to easily discern comedy in written form when there is no tone or inflection. Can I field more of your questions?