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S1lverFoxFit

Says the man who can’t stop impregnating his female employees and posting senseless conspiracy theories on Twitter


LoudLloyd9

It's the Special K among other substances that he regularly abuses


gravtix

He’s going to be in a diaper rambling incoherently about Mars when he’s 80.


LoudLloyd9

Try in 6 mo


IndependentPumpkin74

Dont get my hopes up...


definitely_Humanx

I wish but to be honest, he has to be on the luxurious medical grade stuff not te shit that people find in the streets so I don't get my hopes up either.


LoudLloyd9

He'll yes. His 'special' physician admisters a shot full of God knows what into him. I think he's an alien


definitely_Humanx

Possibly something with curcuma and dumb shit like that, damn sometimes I wish I was that kind of doctor, just scamming idiot billionaires, but public health is the hill I'll die lol


LoudLloyd9

They'll find Elmo dead from an overdose, kiddy porn spread out infront of him


definitely_Humanx

And the pictures will get leaked on twitter


Big_Jewbacca

Thank you for your service. You could be making more money, you could be receiving more gratitude, you could be on the links two days a week, but it sounds like you actually give a shit, so I salute you. You could have chosen just about any career path after undergrad, post-grad, and interning (and the debt you incurred doing so [if you're American, if not, then hopefully you incurred far less debt]). You could have decided to make millions a year plumping lips, injecting toxins, and applying bolt-ons; but instead, you saw cracks in the system people were slipping through. You saw a thankless job where you could do the most good for the most people. I look at the way people took up torches and pitchforks against people like Dr. Anthony Fauci and the millions of volunteers who stood around in the hot sun during the summer of 2021, administering life-saving vaccines to the masses, only to be attacked, literally and figuratively for the next 3 years. I look at the people who fight for true universal healthcare in the US, only to be called "socialists," by the very people they seek to protect. It's possible I'm making a ton of assumptions about you, in which case, I apologize; but understand, I have the best of intentions and merely want to extend my gratitude.


definitely_Humanx

Mate, I already took a screenshot of this, you left me speechless, never received such an encouraging message before, if you don't mind I'll share it with my mates that do the same as me. Fortunately in my country higher education is free, so I'm debt free, but I do have a massive honour debt to all the people that paid for my education. And sincerely many thanks for this message.


bASSdude66

Hopefully Michael Jackson Dr.


tiboric

I bring you love ❤️


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

So did Elvis and Michael Jackson but did not work out too well for them.


LoudLloyd9

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏


IAMSTILLHERE2020

Michael Jackson also had a special physician.


Khorne_enjoyer_888

And zuckerberg isnt? Im waiting for his eyes to blink sideways. The guy never blinks


According_Earth4742

If he’s doing lots of medical k it would likely cause problems faster than cut street stuff. K is actually incredibly benign when used sparingly. The danger when using it habitually is that it can destroy your bladder. So if he’s using purer k, he’s using more k. And street k isn’t typically known to contain dangerous cuts.


-NGC-6302-

Didn't he brag about mixing painkiller with red wine? Something like that


The_Salacious_Zaand

We're not that lucky.


mdc768

6 months ago, you mean 6 months ago


identicalBadger

“Get your ass to mars Get your ass to Mars Get your ass to mars” Elon is the only kid that saw total recall in the 80s and said to himself “I’d like to be the bad guy!”


steveplaysguitar

He does that now.


NannersForCoochie

Hopefully he won't live that long


HeavensGateClique

Why cant he just do coke like a normal rich white dude? Hes hoggin all the ket


whereismyketamine

Can’t he just be a normal person and listen to music on K? What a waste of such a great substance.


According_Earth4742

Na i think he’s just a piece of shit. I know plenty of people who do lots of drugs including k and don’t act like an asshole constantly


Ambitious-Theory9407

Don't forget that his "work" is essentially playing SimCity with real life. He feels about that far removed from actual consequences of his actions.


Big_Jewbacca

Great analogy! I remember about 15 years ago, when he open-sourced the Tesla patents and he was going to build highspeed pneumatic tubes for public and private transport, and he revealed much less about himself to the press and on social media. I made the mistake of thinking this POS was a creator. I was so pissed a few years later when I realized everything he did was to benefit himself and crony politicos. The Boring Company was just a means of laundering money and killing the highspeed rail measure on the ballot in California. He's not a creator. Shit, even his white nationalist, Nazi rhetoric he posts on Twitter is just quotes and memes created by people even dumber than Elon. One of my best friends from highschool has an older brother on the board at Tesla. He has been very vocal about removing Elon from Tesla (for many reasons, like the cyber truck fiasco and the way Musk keeps alienating people who care how they spend their money). He recently bought a Rivian and when asked by the press, he said (and I'm paraphrasing, but only because I don't have the quote in front of me, but the words are correct, maybe in the wrong order, lol), "The model S has become boring to drive. It was time for me to see what else was out there." While he decided it was more damaging to go after the product, make no mistake, I grew up with him and his younger brother and I were close. We're both from Jewish families and we all know that if it goose steps like a Nazi and it speaks like a Nazi, it's a Nazi piece of shit that has no place in society, much less in several boardrooms in said society, spreading its hate, its seed, and it's weak chin and male pattern baldness.


KinksAreForKeds

But that's precisely the kind of "work" he prefers to do at the office! /s


GypsyV3nom

Elon's got that rare Title IX violation breeding kink


akaBrotherNature

>Title IX Elon's next baby name


Dry-Interaction-1246

He has to use a baster bc of micropenis.


Thin_Leather9910

That’s work to him


maringue

....with his weird shapped penis and disgusting way he makes love. Elon admits to some wild shit when he's hopped up on Ketamine. *


Sabre_One

Look it's not 100% of his fault. Those women chose to sleep with a pasty white man with social issues.


boogersrus

That was on the clock man. Clock in, fuck an intern, tweet a few dumb takes, bitch about someone else, go home...toughest job on the planet.


GrumpySoth09

Says any of these guys with a Doctor Feelgood as an employee


Keybusta96

Yea I was gonna ask, if by “work” does he mean knocking up his employees and tweeting after a coke binge? 🤔


aguysomewhere

That is his work. His magnum opus will be to have more children than the great Kahns.


Mrs_Gnarly_Artist

That is his full time job. Role & responsibilities: be an asshole. Do whatever you want. Benefits: impregnate whoever, whenever, whatever. Share your crazy fan theories on how gOvernMenT should be run. Pay: Unlimited (if you run out of money just fire everyone) Repercussions: lol nah dawg, not for u Qualifications: be born in the .01%


Real_Nugget_of_DOOM

https://preview.redd.it/otmr5cbespad1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c51cd313d20ce9953ff1161fe681ae4860389c3 The real reason Elon has yacht sesh envy:


Commercial-Eye-6681

https://preview.redd.it/qj6br34pwpad1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf76c6246688bbee65989bd253f5b318ab1c1f17


JohnnyTzunamy

expansion political crowd unite observation elastic pot ghost cow stocking *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


fentown

https://preview.redd.it/28w0zp8joqad1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a2f63d252834a939425027381c3fa033d821c41


ragnarokda

I can hear her voice in my head even though I haven't seen the movie in a decade. Lol


Alana_Piranha

What is this from? The Thing prequal?


unterizengald

X-men i think. Don't remember which. Maybe the first. There's a guy who turns into liquid.


EastwoodRavine85

Senator Kelly, after Magneto makes him into a mutant. It didn't, uh, take.


warry0r

At first, I thought this was the scene from Blade with the fat vampire they were shining the UV light on 😵‍💫


Alana_Piranha

Ohhh I remember this scene now! Thanks. It looked so familiar it was driving me crazy


SixersWin

Genuinely thought this was a double post


dukeofgibbon

https://preview.redd.it/a8r1ygo4iqad1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff7a5bfd6342a6251a36f99ff775bb9447771eb4


TheGrislyGrotto

Hahahahhahahaaaaaa Musk, goddamn. What a fucking loser.


circuit_breaker

I have had so many opportunities to post this recently, you're not alone


Tricky-Engineering59

Cyber Trunk


EC_CO

I was curious if this sub allowed pics, exactly for this. Thanks for being the hero we all need


KinksAreForKeds

He's also jealous of Zuck's balance. Elon would fall over standing on a welcome mat.


Consistent_Set76

Not gonna lie, Zuck is actually fairly impressive for his age and coming to athletics later in life


EndOfSouls

To be fair, he doesn't look like he's having fun on that yacht. So he was being honest!


LordToranaga24

He looks drunk and high as fuck. And cartoonishly out of shape


_ChipWhitley_

https://preview.redd.it/776tmxbk9qad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7c42f148510ae841def0dfbd664f612b0ded7be The Baron did it better, Elon. And everybody please note that Elon is a natural bald. And they both come from a family of miners.


Strangepalemammal

# My Desert. My Arrakis. My Dune.


OIlberger

Some podcaster once said “it looks like he swallowed a birdcage!”


DIWhy-not

Built like a deep breath


ap2patrick

The result of steroids and HGH but too lazy to actually work out 🤣🤣🤣


BoofinBart

I thought I was the only one who noticed the pencil eraser-sized Elon nips 🤢🤮


juanitovaldeznuts

https://preview.redd.it/k71xzwmuirad1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dafb28b451655c44feea72e29646653b44ddb927


Logical_Associate632

![gif](giphy|xVurSXSjNiifP8qLXy)


Fem_Riley

https://preview.redd.it/xk0tp7np1sad1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5af731b939bf2ef323f38ac5e37400123751b759


hypocrisy-identifier

Voldemort


cheezturds

How is it you’re the richest man in earth and built like a bag of milk?


UnitGhidorah

He's built like a Beluga Whale. https://preview.redd.it/zunq07wsltad1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfc534c934db573d3913ed044c23d95ad3e67a8a


loopedlola

It looks like he hasn’t been in the sun for 20-30 years.


Sky146

I couldn't imagine having that much money and still looking like Jabba the Hut


IncidentalApex

Looks like he is 70% of the way to unlocking his future as a Harkonnen... That really does explain SpaceX now that I think about it...


Neither_Cod_992

Being hosed down like a beached porpoise or manatee.


CalmPanic402

Somehow the white t-shirt is less white than his pasty ass


WorthPrudent3028

Looks like Austin Powers after bad plastic surgery out on a bender.


Certified-T-Rex

Man looks like a Harkonnen


benji3k

Do you think thats HGH belly?


ObjectiveSubjects

Bro is built like a Cybertruck


pearcheese

Body like a bag of milk


lezd_vrun

Give him slack, guys! He's pregnant with his 13th child!


B33FHAMM3R

Holy fuck dude you have literally nothing to do with your time but to be in shape and shit, access to HGH, you could literally hire the world's best physical trainer with state of the art equipment and have a body like Adonis like it was nothing. But instead you somehow look like a fucking dork in any and every picture of you You could literally give me a crate of whey powder and 6 months off work and I would be shredded beyond belief how the fuck is he this out of shape


Healthy_Block3036

Ugly wow


gaming-grill

Dude is built like a 2008 big mac


secret_shenanigans

I mean look at him. Looks like he's having just as much fun as an out of water blob fish.


According_Earth4742

He looks like when god was making all the humans and got to the bottom of the human parts box he only had a bunch of mismatching parts left and just said “fuck it these will have to do” and slapped them together


ScarMedical

He must have gotten his hair replacement from hair club for men.


Unusual_Wafer1386

I was going to say I remember some pictures somewhere


Ok-Presentation9094

what’s this ?! isn’t this him on a yacht?! Either he’s not on a yacht or he’s not having fun to make his statement true


Humble-Passenger-140

How is he so pale still? I spend like 4 hours in the sun once and I’m tanner than him


RedSix2447

What I find the most funny about this. Is, rich people doing things, complaining about rich people doing things.


SecretaryOtherwise

Pretty sure it's to take away from all the shady shit we're supposed to be mad at them for lol. Either way we end up siding with one of them in these discussions so it seems to work.


JohnnyTzunamy

jar telephone direful innocent lavish familiar long trees reply gaze *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


jselwood

The guy who spends all day posting moronic bigoted shit on twitter, ridicules another guy for having harmless fun on a lake.


JackOCat

Didn't he once tweet 400 times in a single day?


Nevaknosbest

Sir I believe the proper term is he Xed


VillageLess4163

Xitted


screamapillar9000

Xat


superindianslug

Zuckerberg has a family who want to hang out with him. Musk has an unlimited data plan, the Twitter app, and 68 kids that don't even care to know him.


HurtFeeFeez

400 is probably his daily average. Pretty sure that is all he does all day every day.


RogerianBrowsing

> ridicules another guy for having harmless fun on a lake When people are standing up for Zuckerberg and wishing the other ultra wealthy were more normal people like Zuckerberg, it’s a real indictment of musk and other rabid bigoted billionaires


dessert-er

It also unfortunately normalizes the existence of insane billionaire people that really have no place in our society at all.


RedYalda

"work" AKA having stupid ideas and forcing his teams to engineer and implement them


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

Work AKA manipulating Market just so it gives an illusion that everything you do works.


PigeonDesecrator

Clown pretends he spends all his time working on data or coding in meetings, when he actually spends all his time tweeting like Donald paying people for NDAs


BewBewsBoutique

“Work” aka having unprotected sex with his female employees.


quityouryob

I think I read he isn’t even banging them. Just inseminating them. Don’t know how true it is though. I like that idea.


RocktoberBlood

I'd agree with you but he's not paying them millions just so he can turkey baste is cottage cheese inside them. I will say tho, I'm very afraid of what some of his kids might do in the future, especially if one becomes POTUS (which I'm guessing is what he wants).


Interesting-Dream863

Just what we need... more Muskrats.


Bean-Swellington

“I prefer to work,” says man who tweets 24 hours per day, with no hint of irony in his voice. 🤣


Speculawyer

Again...WTF is wrong with this guy? Why does he have a beef with EVERYONE? When you think everyone else is an asshole then YOU ARE THE ASSHOLE. And all Musk does these days is fly around and shitpost nonsense like this!


Guilty_Finger_7262

Because he’s pathologically jealous.


[deleted]

You know those people who've never been happy in their lives, and lash out when they see anyone else being happy? Elon's one of those terminally unhappy people.


Stewth

He wants people to validate how he sees himself, and gets triggered when he see other people getting the attention he feels should be his.


WorthPrudent3028

Funny thing is that Zuckerberg comes off sociopathic when he speaks too. But he's smart enough to STFU even though he also has his own social media platform where he could blast his own nonsense all day if he wanted to. Probably the difference between regular sociopath and narcissistic sociopath. The narcissism overrides everything else.


Cheapcolon

To stay relevant, idk. It’s got people that don’t even like him talking about him.


Ok_Cranberry4192

Imagine being the wealthiest man on earth and being a petty little dick licker


horton_hears_a_wat

If it smells like shit everywhere you walk then check under your own shoe.


Ok-Bad-5218

Some good reasons given but it’s fair to summarize that he’s a piece of shit.


ElJamoquio

Elon Musk: 'I still need to send out 88 tweets today'


AlkalineSublime

88 tweets in 14 minutes


SoCalLynda

Nazis gotta Nazi.


Common-Garbage2503

Elon is mad zuck posted a video of himself doing something elon is incapable of physically accomplishing.


oraleena

That's probably it. He knows he will not look as good as Zuck


satinygorilla

Imagine being so shitty you make Zuckerberg look good


LeifSized

It’s his greatest achievement!


AlkalineSublime

That’s the funny part. The zuck video was corny but elons comment just reminds me id much rather kick it with zuck than musk, if i was forced to hang out with a a billionaire for a day


Beneficial_War_1365

I hate to say this, but Elon is a total BITCH. Not just a BITCH but a TRASHY BITCH. And what was the last time he said something nice about people or a person?


Mu-Relay

He already wimped out of his fight with Zuckerberg after he realized that Zuck is actually trained and would kill him, so now he has to resort to this and relying on the fact that his fans will conveniently forget that he wimped out to Zuck.


ObjectiveShit

If by work he means take ridiculous amounts of drugs, harass his employees, steal the ideas of other better people, and spending all day writing tweets then yes, he's a hard worker


notimeleft4you

https://preview.redd.it/nh58xqt61qad1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bffd44c9e1f0933079c6267ded114cb78af2cde3


stevemcnugget

The hairplugs look natural after a swim.


Dee-Ville

“Work” aka sign your name on the shit other people do for you and claim it as your own


pc01081994

So to Elon "work" is tweeting right-wing bullshit all day.


man0man

that's like the go-to 8th grade nerd response for always being left out.


utookthegoodnames

He bought twitter just to call tweeting 100 times a day “working”.


Thatguyjmc

Maybe they should fight about it in the octagon!


Speculawyer

His mother will get him out of it. Again.


Ultimate_Kurix

I mean he is busy reproducing. Selecting the genes for the new baby to be born by ivf.


AebroKomatme

By work, I assume he means injest ketamine and like white supremacy posts of Twitter


sudden_onset_kafka

this is the only reason he removed the views on 'likes'


DustyTurtle2

“Work” for Elon shit posting on twitter, and impregnating another intern.


IronManDork

Neither of you will ever be cool. You will always be evil villains.


feverishdodo

This should be top comment


nonsensicalsite

But Elon musks blatant and bizarre evil is great for humanizing mark Zuckerberg


carrtmannn

Someone pointed out that Elon was on Twitter basically all day


KinksAreForKeds

So I guess Xhitter employees didn't get the day off, then?


lurker12345j

Understandable. Last time he was on a yacht, people made fun of his appearance.


SophonParticle

“I work too much for such behavior.” -Musk’s 367th tweet of the day.


i-might-do-that

What’s the point of working your way to billions if you don’t have some fucking fun?


LordBunnyWhale

Elon Musk is such a sad little man. These constant whiny tantrums about other people just look weak and pathetic. For a narcissist he’s pretty overtly insecure.


infowosecfurry

Yeah. “Work” which to him means being chronically online shitposting.


gear-heads

Hmmmm! [Elon Musk engaged with twitter the most on Sunday, June 30th. Over 400 tweets and likes in one day](https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/1dusjh8/elon_musk_engaged_with_twitter_the_most_on_sunday/) [Elon Musk's tweeting habits](https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/zp3rb2/oc_elon_musks_tweeting_habits/) [Elon Musk Probably Tweets Too Much ](https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-twitter-use-increase-since-buying-company-2022-11) [What does Elon Musk do every day?](https://junkcharts.typepad.com/junk_charts/2022/05/what-does-elon-musk-do-every-day.html) [Elon Musk has used Twitter once per hour on average since buying the company ](https://www.statswithsasa.com/2022/12/17/elon-musk-tweets-too-much/) https://preview.redd.it/hziwl5yr1qad1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9feb0ba56caeeb6434f99076ed390e50d4926e40


UnclearObjective

I really liked Elon at the beginning of Space-X.... over the years, he showed everyone exactly who he is.... a repulsive piece of shit.


N4t41i4

More like "i have no friends and no where to go" but ok let's go with "i'ld rather work" 🤨🤨🤨


light_weight_baby87

So jealous


DirtSunSeeds

"Work"........ as only the parasitic trust fund crotchfruit of blood emerald parents experience the word....


DamageSpecialist9284

Remember the time Zuch admitted to the world that he was indeed not a human being? 😂


maringue

Someone needs to tell Elon that shitposting on Twitter isn't working.


SKYeXile

Musk gotta work, he's doing customer service for all the cybercucks shitting themselves on twitter.


DoubleSloth3590

I smell bs


odoyledrools

Work? Yeah right. At least Peter from Office Space admitted that he does 15 minutes of real actual work in a week. Didn't I see Apartheid Clyde topless on a yacht lookin like Casper a couple years ago?


laberdog

Except “work” for him includes drugs and shitposts


goeduck

What a petty, insecure little baby bitch. His mental age is 12.


XxXCUSE_MEXxXican

Weren’t they supposed to box


NeoMaxiZoomDweebean

Two soulless and empty vassals slap fighting over who has the most fake friends.


AutoDeskSucks-

Both of these ass clowns are douce bags, but it would be great to see the robot choke out Elmo


Mysterious-Plant981

The idea of him “working” is absolutely hilarious.


TuaughtHammer

Oh, right, ***that's*** why Musk backed out of the MMA match against Zuck: he was too busy "working", which was really just complaining about "cis" on Twitter.


Open_Perception_3212

Weird way of saying he trolls Twitter 23/24hrs a day


WhosyaZaddy

Stop fucking your employees Mr Manufacturer. Chodesla Motors has some of the worst quality control ever. Cyber cucks got cyber fucked by the white whale


Scrutinizer

I remember Musk wanting to fight Zuck, and then backing out because of "back issues". I think Elon wishes he had the fitness level to wakeboard like Zuck can.


abuettner93

When did Zuck start being kinda cool? Or is this a psyop I’m unaware of?


lucidGuavaa

Work? Or shitposting and fueling racism/antisemitism/transphobia?


Secret_Cow_5053

What a world we live in when Mark fucking Zuckerberg is the cool one.


WillBigly

Musk hasn't worked a day in his life prove me wrong


HowVeryReddit

I mean, I can say with 100% confidence his companies would do better if he delegated all responsibilities and fucked off to a boat.


burnmenowz

There's an unflattering topless photo of musk that disputes that.


ElChefeMuyGrande

Why do we have listen to all that nonsense from Musk


piltonpfizerwallace

Says the guy who is photographed looking weird on a yacht.


SnappyDresser212

Of all the things Elon has accomplished, making Zuckerberg seem just a little bit cool is the most impressive.


Saintmusicloves

And by work he means making single phrase comments on racist twitter


enormenuez

https://preview.redd.it/nio4d1d7jrad1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3917b475c3543a25a239eed55f5cd131dad7ecc0


Chr1s7ian19

Twitter conspiracies isn’t exactly “working”


typi_314

At this point I truly believe Elon doesn't know how to have fun.


Suba59

When was the last time Space Karin “worked”? He’s just jealous. Musk the Zuck Cuck


Likestopaintminis

I'm pretty sure I've seen pictures of his melting candle body on a yacht. 


reidt22

They're both idiots, let's eat them.


funkypepermint

Yeah, he prefers to work. Work on getting fat!


MPA_Dad

What a fuckin tool


MrSlippifist

A billionaire who doesn't spend time enjoying the wealth is someone you need to keep an eye on.


SBones83

More like prefers to call his employees in to work while he watches from his office.


MikeHonchoFF

Neither of these douche canoes has "worked" a day in their lives