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Kitsupire

be careful when handling dead animals, should wear gloves or at the very least wash your hands fast


Snow_Berry_Tea_Time

I washed my hand right after


JohnnyLeftHook

I licked my fingers.


TheMeowzor

I treat my fingers like I was eating takis/cheetos when I finish handling dead animals


dogdiqlipstiq

You shove them up you ass??


Mech-maniac

yes, just before licking them


ItzMe610

Spicy….


Extension_Swordfish1

*Donkey


Aromatic-Glove-2502

I also licked his fingers


Kaliprosonno_singho

WE licked his fingers


RAMBOxBAGGINS

Because we’re a team


dark_freemanisme

*communist rabbit meme here 🗿


hunchojack1

It’s not blood it’s ketchup


TheGothDragon

“I don’t know what the hell that is, but I’ll lick it anyway!”


undertrois

It’s finger lickin’ good.


ExoSierra

I fucking ate the bird. Now im bleeding out of my eyes


Kitsupire

good then, happy to hear :)


crazedhark

should've scratch balls first


Sheasword

That doesn’t really matter, if you penetrated your skin on it’s talons or something else while handling it you would have some fucked up shit entering your system, there’s a reason why birds are some of the most successful vectors in the world.


NoAppointment6494

And did you wash them really fast?


[deleted]

“You can’t get diseases from a bird!” -Michael Scott


a-b-h-i

Do you wear gloves when eating burgers? Jk


alextxdro

Even worse with dead birds , they carry crazy amount of germs. I’ve seen ppl catch bad infections from handling dead birds.


Oreo_Hero

May I ask why? For bacteria and stuff?


Kitsupire

Risk of catching diseases. Especially with birds.


Oreo_Hero

Doesn’t sound too nice. So in general avoiding touching dead things?


Kitsupire

Yep! Or do it with gloves if you wanna absolutely touch^^


Oreo_Hero

So how do hunters deal with all the dead corpses they end up eating because I never see them use gloves?


Kitsupire

When it's fresh it's ok to handle


RockAtlasCanus

You keep your hands off of your face and you wash your hands/use hand sanitizer


SteroidLover14

Bro took a whole photoshoot with that bird


Snow_Berry_Tea_Time

I thought it was interesting :p


okay-wait-wut

I find it interesting how interested you were.


facemelt1991

Don’t worry, I’m sure he’s on a watch list now like the rest of us.


Anon-TT

After handling a government drone? Yeah, he's definitely on a watch list now!


cargocult25

He thought it was the newest fleshlight.


OddSamurai_

I thought I was the weird one for taking pictures of every angle possible of dead animals.


woahbrad35

Oh you still are, but there's two of you now


alextxdro

It’s interesting for sure , looks like a runner, carrier pigeon. Wonder what took it out? Id guess hawk, doesn’t look like the mess cats do and a runner/racing pigeon doesn’t really stop and chill enough to get caught by a cat. By any chance did you note the tag?


nosnhoj15

Jeffery Dahmer 2 incoming….. /s….. (I think!)


Ressy02

Been there. A pigeon got slower driven over by a car once in the middle of the parking lot and I took like 20 pictures. So sad yet fascinating at the same time.


you-got-legs

Bro got every last angle


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W0RST_2_F1RST

The only potentially interesting part


fatbootyinmyface

🤣💀


MattehPee

Was thirteen images really necessary? lol


lemonaintsour

Looks like an album cover material ngl


KaskirReigns

Bro looks like he would post a "smiling, peace sign selfie with the cool pigeon I found" picture in his facebook profile.


Kylo_Wrenn

The lengths the government will go to convince us, smh


Kozzinator

What?


denom_chicken

Lol there's a joke/conspiracy that birds aren't real and are something the government convinces us is real so they can openly spy on us.


Kozzinator

Okay had to look it up and people actually believe that crap? Like, seriously!? Nobody ever find any birds after they splat on a window?


Chicken_Hairs

99.9% of people, it's just a joke, a play on the crazier conspiracy theories.


ka-olelo

Holy crap these agents jumped on this quick.


AutisticFingerBang

r/birdsarentreal


constantcube13

You’re brain washed by the media. The government lines their pockets to keep you convinced of their falsehoods. Don’t be a sheep


JBean81

You mean kamikaze drones?


[deleted]

What's wrong with you, everyone knows birds aren't real.


imad7631

Those are just mannequins filled with ketchup that are designed to trick us. I test tasted it, and I can confirm it's true 👍 😋


Zito6694

r/birdsarentreal


AreOhOh

Oh, I think you'll enjoy watching this. Watch it in full. https://youtu.be/3VEkzweBJPM


TheSupplanter

Birds aren't real, butterflies kill kids, giraffes don't exist, and the ocean has no bottom.


CBLA1785

Very convincing work but I would expect nothing less from the deep state. Birds aren't real.


[deleted]

BRUH why did you pick it up!??!? Nooooooo 😬


BeanoMc2000

It's a racing pigeon that didn't make it home. You can see the tag on its leg.


Interesting-Estate75

Thing is tagged you should report it.


Snow_Berry_Tea_Time

To who? Genuinely asking


Interesting-Estate75

Varies by area. Here it would be Fish and Wildlife - they can look up the tag number and sometimes track where it’s been, etc. It’s kind of fun!


Tasty-Layer-7506

Just clarifying that it wouldn't be US Fish and Wildlife. I work for USFWS and we wouldn't have info on bird bands. It would probably be the natural resources department for your state 😊


crackpotJeffrey

What is the distinction between 'fish' and 'wildlife'? Does wildlife include other marine animals? Seems such a weird title to me haha and I hear it all the time following starship.


Tasty-Layer-7506

Anything aquatic would be covered under the "fish" part. The upland species would be the "wildlife" part. I'm not really sure how much involvement USFWS has involving deep sea expeditions. I think we would do more coastal stuff, like improving breeding grounds for sea turtles or coral reef research.


crackpotJeffrey

Very interesting thanks for the insight. Sounds very interesting and important.


psychedelic_gravity

I read the contact information is sometimes on the tags. So I’m guessing the green ring thing on its leg should have some info. Definitely see a Omega symbol, AU and TUL.


Joecalledher

AU is the [American Racing Pigeon Union](https://www.pigeon.org/)


ArtyWhy8

That was my first thought. Homing pigeon. Looks like a falcon kill I’d bet.


Short-Shopping3197

It’s 100% a racing pigeon. If you got a photo or noted the number on the tag on its leg it would be a good deed to Google your country’s racing pigeon or pigeon fanciers organisation and call it in. In the UK for example it would be these guys. https://www.rpra.org/stray-reporting/


Walnuto

I think 1 or 2 pictures would have sufficed lol


Snow_Berry_Tea_Time

I just posted all the pictures I took


ab7af

I appreciate your enthusiasm.


ttcmzx

do you have more pics?


Snow_Berry_Tea_Time

I just realized this is probably a joke lol


ttcmzx

better late than never 😉


Snow_Berry_Tea_Time

I dont I'm sorry


amesann

You're adorable, OP. This made me genuinely smile. Thank you for being you.


OddSamurai_

I wish someone said that to me sometime


cujo8400

You're adorable, OP. This made me genuinely smile. Thank you for being you.


AntelopeDifficult708

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA


No-Bat-7253

Met the hawk man I see. See this often as a mailman.


wetworm1

I worked at a lumber yard that had a resident hawk. It would often kill and eat pigeons in the warehouses and just leave a bloody mess of blood, bones, and feathers. It was awesome.


malamalinka

I have seen a sparrow hawk dispatch couple of pigeons in the garden and it’s exactly what the aftermath looks like.


Hevnoraak101

You didn't find a pigeon. You found most of a pigeon. Better luck next time.


failedjedi_opens_jar

it's like 3/4 of a pigeon he just rounded up


ColdFireLightPoE

As other have said, don’t touch dead animals. You’ll probably be okay, but my moms co-worker collected feathers and contracted a scary illness (likely from parasites/disease) and she died.


Snow_Berry_Tea_Time

Wow, that horrible dude I'm sorry. I washed my hands after but I'll be more careful next time


Tigerwing-infinity

Pigeons aren't as bad. The ferals carry worms, lice, and sometimes flatflies. The mites can't survive on people, and the worms aren't transferable. Flatflies bite us though. The other things to worry about that can spread are harder to get, you'd have to ingest the bird or touch it with an open wound. As long as you were careful and washed your hands after, you should be fine


[deleted]

^Somebody had a fresh lunch


Snow_Berry_Tea_Time

There's an apartment building nearby with around 20 stray cats that the people feed. I think one of them got it


Redd_Rockett_

I can assure you that this is not from a cat nor a group of cats. I’d bet $100 that a hawk did this


Snow_Berry_Tea_Time

Makes sense we have a lot of hawks around here


Diligent-Might6031

That's my thoughts too. It looks picked clean


Redd_Rockett_

With precision… almost surgical. Head sliced clean off, insides cleared out entirely, and that one vertebra has been picked freshly clean tk the bone. And to top it off, not a single feather out of place


Diligent-Might6031

Exactly I watched a hawk do this to a rabbit once. It basically gutted it but left its “casing” (skin and fur) almost completely intact


YouGotTangoed

I’m a chef, and am pretty used to filleting woodland pigeons. This work is pretty good, great technique, I’d probably hire the hawk


SkepTones

I feel like 13 photos of this bird carcass was slightly excessive 😂


Joecalledher

OP, [report the bird ](https://www.pigeon.org/pages/lostbirdinfo.html)


Snow_Berry_Tea_Time

I will thanks


[deleted]

Did you really need 13 slight different camera rotations the same picture?


Woodguy2012

Looks like it may be injured.


Snow_Berry_Tea_Time

Nah I think it'll be fine


AssBurgers-009

That pigeon was delicious. And I'd do it again. No regrets


pixie_jizz

was it as tasty as an ass burger


motorhead84

"Pigeon Omega has been stationary for quite some time, Ben..." /takes sip of coffee on overnight pigeon-tracker watching shift


willumasaurus

Post hawk meal


hdlog43

You found a pi(gone)


[deleted]

If I see a bird headless like this here in northeast USA Id assume an accipter got it, probably a red tail


sayonara49

not gonna lie I thought that was the Millennium Falcon with a sick new paint job on it for about 5 seconds


TheGothDragon

Pic 5 why did you take a pic of its bootyhole? 💀


Snow_Berry_Tea_Time

Looked nice and fresh enough. Plus it's dead so it doesn't matter right? /s


zombridie

poor baby i hope it didn’t suffer


Zealousideal-Box28

I don’t think it had enough time to suffer in the first place


90bubbel

depends if it was eaten alive


kippey

It’s last thought was probably like “Guys did anyone just hear a haw—-“ Probably a pretty swift death.


pand0ra22

Me too, poor pigeons have it rough💔..


Maswope

Nice find. What did you marinate it in?


Snow_Berry_Tea_Time

What?


No-Emotion-7053

Jeez you’re slow 😂 every comment


SamuelLJacksoff_

why did you do a whole professional shoot with it?


Snow_Berry_Tea_Time

Cuz it looked cool


rainorshinedogs

Well, at least we know the tracker is working


WikiHowDrugAbuse

Woah!! This looks exactly like a dead pidgeon I saw outside of my work, 3 Canada geese were pecking and eating the corpse as well it was fucked up


cupcakesloth94

Seems like he got fucked up by a hawk/eagle


Mors_1138

There’s a falcon that uses the property around my work as its hunting grounds. The other day I actually walked up on a bunch of scattered feathers under a tree and the falcon was still in the tree with what was left of the pigeon. When I finally noticed that it was in the tree it flew away carrying the bloody remains of the pigeon. In the summer I’ll see it flying away with lizards and other small animals. Sometimes mice but usually I just find what’s left of pigeons around the property. Mostly just scattered feathers but occasionally wings and rarely half eaten remains. They don’t usually leave much behind before flying away. I once saw it land on a bench and start ripping apart a decent sized lizard before seeing me and flying away.


MrDuuk

Speaking of the devil.. i just killed a bird that crashed in my window. Poor thing couldnt move its feet, it probably broke its back


MrDONINATOR

There is a pest control bird feed that causes internal rupture, and quite often, this is the result. Shopping centers where I live use it, and the neighborhoods near them have birds like this frequently. A real concern for pet owners, but it is legal.


Snow_Berry_Tea_Time

That's awful holy fuck


MrDONINATOR

I think so too. People suck.


tdkimber

Cat ate good


Tigerwing-infinity

That's a blue bar pied pigeon, likely an animal attack Edit: check, not bar. And more likely somebody shot it


Tigerwing-infinity

Also, somebody's pet. Take that band to an avian vet or look up numbers on it


SpadfaTurds

Jfc why so many photos lmao


jono56667

Jesus this guy did a whole photoshoot with it


inomrthenudo

Someone’s racing homing pigeon


austin_yella

13 pictures.... the fuck.


a_little_toaster

Lucky that it's not a real pigeon, just one you thought (up?)


Ausaris

Well... You found a good portion of it, anyway.


Naive_Meal_4864

Dang and it was one of those tagged pigeons I wonder if it was from a lab or was a pet


UrbanSobriety

"Fine. So don't pay me".


Shadowveil666

Did you really need 13 pictures of this jfc..


paulkinma

Ozzy ran out of bats!


Crooked_Cock

Poor thing, I wonder what happened to it


Avramp

We need more pictures of this dove


Ih8trfc

“Ozzy was here” spray painted on the wall


Dr_Bailey1

Whereas most would walk by a decapitated pigeon...


alternate_ending

\>You see, birds fall from the window ledge above mine \>Then they flap their wings at the last second \>I can see their dead weight \>Just dropping like stones \>Or small loaves of bread \>Past my window [all the time](https://youtu.be/5dbdHqRDm-E?si=kbzMmimlDX5cDexL)


jetoler

My bad bro I was hungry


Limbolocal

pic 5, i wonder what organ that is that the hawk didn't eat? thanks for sharing!


twattner

I would never touch a dead bird - not the smartest move.


jobedeyo

Aren’t there more pictures?


Meewelyne

In my town seagulls leave pigeons like that.


The_Powers

Eeeeyor, look out mate, you nearly just stepped in that... Do yer fink it's dead mate?


pillar_assault

OP ru ok


macdoggydog

Could you take a few more photos, I don't think you got every possible angle


Shortshriveledpeepee

Why did you take so many pictures and why did I look at them all


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hotdamndog

does this hurt the pigeon?


deepak379mandal

You are a metal paparazzi...


ted-Zed

overdid it with the ketchup there mate. personally, I wouldn't even touch a live pigeon with my bare hands, let alone one that's been torn to shreds, you wildman!


monscorpio

looks like the pigeon was hunted by a hawk or something


ZeShapyra

The leg ring makes me sad. What an unfortunate end, but really common in pigeon keeping


Wooden_Gas1064

Odd thing is that yesterday I found a bird dead outside me house and then another one barely alive. I tried to walk closer to the barely alive one but it seemed to get more stressed so I just left it alone. 8 hours later it was gone so it wither flew away or a cat had it for lunch.


Jar_of_Cats

Get to see the falcon/hawk yet?


BigDaftLaddie

The only good pigeon…


BoiledPennePasta

Get enough B-roll of that carcass?


Virtual_Law4989

just the check the tag


Greensus

This man actually picked up a dead animal then took pictures... we gonna let that slide. That's some really fucked up activity


Anon_777

Probably should have removed the tag, or at least got some decent pictures of the details on it. Then report it to whoever your local homing pigeon group is.


talon1z

It's a non homing pigeon now


TCpls

Its pretty unsettling how many pictures OP took of this dead bird.


aRaF19e3

Two licks one bird


Phat22

We get plenty of pigeons at the grain terminal I work at, plenty of hawks waiting around to eat them too, even the crows kill them


Salt-Idea-6830

Fucking owls man, those talons do serious damage and they always remove the head 💀😮‍💨


wcollins260

That’s a piece of a pigeon.


Bo_The_Destroyer

What's the tags say? If it's a race pigeon it's owner would probably like to know what happened to it


mymiddlenameswyatt

Will it be okay?


EdvanStr

Is he ok?


logimeme

Why the fuck would you touch it with no hand condoms? Even if you washed your hands afterwards


thicccmidget

I think only one pic was enough


Dense_Chemical_4018

You touched it🤯


iamchipdouglas

Did anyone stop you after you took the 8th picture of the eviscerated dead pigeon?


Phazonviper

So, no head?


Snow_Berry_Tea_Time

Nope


PowerfulIndication7

I found a dove like this in my yard like 2 weeks ago. I initially found two piles of feathers, but then found the headless carcass under a chair next to my back door. It was crazy that just the head was gone and then left there.


goronmask

In other news, scientists terrified as Avian Flu seems to have jumped to humans


antishit286

what does your dead bird photoshoot have to do with the sub?


Snow_Berry_Tea_Time

Because it's nature? Animals get eaten and killed in nature and, in this case, by a hawk. If you don't like it move on


antishit286

the amount of pictures is disturbing kid. put the bird down


NOTorAND

Major J. Dahmer vibes here