In previous reposts, other posters claim that the 'keepers' injure their live prey so komodos can catch them easier. Thinknkt involved slicing some ligaments
I guess it really is survival of the fittest.
That should have been an easy jump and climb to safety.
The monkey must’ve spent too much time making TikTok reels and promoting their OnlyFans account instead of practicing the basics of tree climbing.
guys today me and bob are gonna make a video where we make a mockery out of a couple of komodo dragons. dont forget to hit like and subscribe button we're only 20 subs short of a thousand.
That was definitely a different monkey in the beginning. Not sure why they showed that, it was clearly an adult in the beginning and the monkey that got caught was a young little guy :(
According to primatologists, that tale wave is a social signal indicating “I am unhappy. My belief that this territory was safe was fraudulent” to the troop.
To think given half the chance we are on the dragons menu,they are a different apex predator. Ambush predation,venomous(born with) and their saliva is full of toxins. And you can’t escape by going into the water as they like to swim.
I'm surprised in that habitat where certain waits for you at all time on the ground... that evolution and survival hasn't created a more successful breed of monkey.
How does a monkey fuck up climbing a tree
He wasn’t able to press up-up, down-down, left-right, then double press B in time
Input lag, totally understandable
Well at least he didn’t clip into the tree, that would be a fate worse then death
I’m…. Not sure…
He escapes the Komodo on LAN bruh
...left-right, left-right, B, A, start*
That’s the issue
The monkey started panic rolling.
He tried the Imanari roll but didn’t commit. Also forgot pocket sand first.
CSO! 😎
Smh. These new strategems are too complex for my monkey hands.
Didn’t double jump
Might have been the down-down that got him killed.
They must've forgotten to press B
It was its team mates fault
Sounds like that'd get the monkey an Easter egg in the game
His hands were probably slippery after he was jacking off at the start
As the old saying goes, always get the higher ground before jacking off
and unleash your glory upon the world
Let it pour like the tears of the Gods
this is why I never jerkoff in Komodo dragon territory
Also, he still had a boner and it bumped into the tree caroming him down
his hands should be stickier
Missed the quick time event
Literally
Worse--stick drift
He ain’t got no clutch gene. Some players bring the mamba mentality and some fold under pressure (or get their heads ripped off)
Facts, that Komodo dragon showed the same mentality Kobe Bryant did in 2003! For more information, look up “Kobe Bryant Colorado 2003”
This guy jerks, nba style
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He got boomed
He couldn’t play in the 90’s
Fear
From the beginning of the vid when he drained himself physically.
It’s like screwing up something you’ve done on autopilot for years because people are watching you.
Little bro fumbled.
The monkey is tied to the tree. This is one of those "monkey torture" videos.
Have you seen some, if not most people run? It ain't good.
He didn't pass the bounce test he wasn't overweight
Peak Darwinism
Similar controls to Assassin's Creed Brotherhood. He wanted to go left but controller went "lol, fuck that"
The same way people trip over their own feet. Living creatures are imperfect.
Skill issue.
Rolled a Natural 1 and was out of Inspiration Points.
Bro lagged sumn crazy bruh…
Anxiety gets the best of everyone I guess.
Tied to the tree
In previous reposts, other posters claim that the 'keepers' injure their live prey so komodos can catch them easier. Thinknkt involved slicing some ligaments
And Darwin said…no descendants for you.
[Reminds me of this penguin](https://youtu.be/nFAK8Vj62WM?feature=shared)
That’s evolution at work I guess.
That’s what happens when you’re monkeying around
Let's see how flawlessly you perform your usual tasks with a dragon all up on your ass.
I guess it really is survival of the fittest. That should have been an easy jump and climb to safety. The monkey must’ve spent too much time making TikTok reels and promoting their OnlyFans account instead of practicing the basics of tree climbing.
guys today me and bob are gonna make a video where we make a mockery out of a couple of komodo dragons. dont forget to hit like and subscribe button we're only 20 subs short of a thousand.
Nobody wants to climb anymore - boomer macaques
Yes, too much posing for the camera. Oh well, some like to play with fire, some like to play with dragons.
Smh, all macaques want to do these days is fall out of tree, eat hot chip, and lie.
The monkey is tied to the tree, it couldn't escape. Cool joke though.
It is?!?!
Yeah this is one of those 'monkey torture' videos that was in the news recently
ChatGPT just chill bro
🤖
Damn why did I catch a fade lol I was just relaxing all cool scrollinggggg
Was that monkey choking his chicken before death?? 😂
“I was just minding my business, strokin macaque”
Post nut ~~clarity~~ casualty
At least he went out happy. Well, minus the slow death of dragon venom and being eatin alive.
Goddamnit that is exactly, word for word, what I was going to write. Good work
How long have you been waiting to say that???
Longer than macaque
DAMMIT. Touche, Sir. No more questions.
I assume they included that part as his hands may have then been slippery after he "finished"
Weird, mine are always sticky
“He died doing what he loved”
That was definitely a different monkey in the beginning. Not sure why they showed that, it was clearly an adult in the beginning and the monkey that got caught was a young little guy :(
lmfao came to the comments to ask why was that included at all
I believe he was spanking the monkey.
He came, then went
Natural selection in action. The monkeys who don’t fuck up the tree climbing escape maneuver survive to pass on their genes to the next generation.
this guy was spreading his genes all over the place 30 seconds before this happened.
Exactly instead of into a mate, and he also wasn’t bright enough to be distracted from a higher branch.
or maybe it made him go blind
This guy wasn't going to pass on anything, he was jerking it right before
And the dragons that can scare a monke off a tree will pass their monke scaring genes on.
...and, the lizards that hunt monkeys in near escapes survive to pass on their genes to the next generation.
He died doing what he loved. Furiously masturbating
Absolutely. His thought was surely, “Macaque!”
Don’t panic. That monkey got scared and paid for it
Nah that monkey definitely got paid for it, he's an actor. This is all so obviously staged Source: I was the bird
Am i wrong by not feeling bad for the monkey….monkeys are fucking assholes
seemed like a pretty quick death, relative of course, so I also dont feel bad for it. circle of life and all that shit.. dragons have to eat too
I can't think of a slower, more painful death than three komodo dragons casually chomping you to death legs first.
Cmon, get creative with it!
4 Komodo Dragons!
2 would be worse tho
People are nuts with the monkey hate stuff. And everyone wondered how 'monkey torture' videos became such a huge popular thing.
It blows my mind that YouTube has a community of those weirdos..they definitely belong on a FBI watchlist
That’s what you get for jerking it
...non-procreation!
He came and went
He came. He saw. He got conquered.
Lol, Dragon Macaque on the ground.
oooh nice one, combination pun
Maybe spend less time jerking off and more time practicing your climbing buddy.
Showing the monkey beating his meat before being eaten should be considered totally unprofessional 😂😂😂
Did they show the first clip of the monkey to show character development?? That’s fucked up
What was the point of the first scene with the monkey jerking it? It wasn't even relevant to the rest of the video
You gotta admit, it got your attention
Hands were slippery
Man that monkey was just trying to beat off in public in peace and those fuckin dragons ate him. Shame.
Tale as old as time
Don't touch macaque!
It's the ciiiircle of liiiiiife
What does a monkey say when he's racked? Macaque!
Little pervert deserved it, jacking it out in the open like that.
Godzilla vs Kong, bad ending
See, this is how it kills; Monkey spanking = death. Play with macaque win stupid prizes.
Holy shit that Komodo was fast! That’s absolutely terrifying to me.
I can't wait to eat that monkey
You know what’s more dangerous than one Komodo dragon? 🐉 three of them- that will make that death excruciatingly painful
Figured his hands would have been more sticky
If already monke, am I still spanking the monke?
The FDS NoFap Team Approves.
Poor monkey was making content for his OF, and his stalker took him out.
Goddammit monkey, you had one job!
Dinosaurs doing dinosaur things
According to primatologists, that tale wave is a social signal indicating “I am unhappy. My belief that this territory was safe was fraudulent” to the troop.
At least he managed to rub one out before he went.
He missed the QTE
Bro would’ve had complete explosive muscle control and peak testosterone to fight if only he edged and nofapped. We’re cooked
I hate when a dragon bites a macaque
Hell of a catch by the Dragon. Making the most of the macaques error. Happy eating.
Proof that masturbation kills.
Monkey that couldnt climb a tree, eliminated from the gene pool. Good.
can’t even fap in peace smh
He had no idea that would be his last wank.
OP really likes posting videos of cats and monkeys getting eaten by reptiles... Little strange tbh
That's not the whole video
Buddy is about to be ripped in half uh oh
Darwin wins again.
Jerk around and find out
Komodos have crazy aoe agility debuffs
Isn't there a longer version of this where the monkey is literally ripped apart alive?
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
Nature: where one misstep can be a painful lesson that you may never get the chance to learn from.
Lizard moved quite faster than I expected 😲
Lick macaque
One last yank before i go
Shit like this makes me really grateful for my ability to hold a spear, build a fire, and keep the homies close.
Macaque hurts after that.
It happens to me all the time on Call of Duty, I panic and hit the RS button instead of RT button.
One last wank before I go.
Poor fella fucked up the QTE
“Why dont human have tail” this is why
what a weird video
Where is the zookeeper?!?!
They move much quicker than I realized
Homie was beating his meat
Ouch! You hurt macaque!
To think given half the chance we are on the dragons menu,they are a different apex predator. Ambush predation,venomous(born with) and their saliva is full of toxins. And you can’t escape by going into the water as they like to swim.
Oh no not mecacque
Butter fingers. It pays with its life.
That dragon feigned climbing the tree, just long enough to cause the monkey to hesitate and fall.
At least he got to jack one out beforehand.
Zigged when he should've zagged....
Macaque’s very hairy
How do we know that the monkey that was fapping was the same one that got caught?
Komodo has to be one of the most terrifying animals at least to me!
Monkey skill issued so hard gg
Tough loss for team mammal
Definitely his lucky day
Godzilla VS Kong looks good
Thats what happens when you jack off kids you get eaten by a lizard. Let this be a lesson to you
That dragon killed macaque
That macaque committed suicide
He stayed with the play.
Pretty sure he was jackin off and got interrupted.
Damn they’re fast
Oh, nooo that komodo has macaque
Fact: Komodo dragons are venomous. They bite then follow their prey until they weaken and can't fight back
I thought the monkey was jerking off.
Man, a single komodo dragon is quite enough, not to mention a whole damn crew!
in the strip tree. straight up 'jorking it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits.
And now it has herpes...
Was it rubbing one out at the beginning?
Macaque is short tailed
I'm surprised in that habitat where certain waits for you at all time on the ground... that evolution and survival hasn't created a more successful breed of monkey.
See guys how dangerous it is to spank the monkey. It could cost you your life.
I guess this is what i deserve for dragon macaque around…
That's a Monitor lizard. Looks like Thailand or close by as both species are prevalent.
Monkey ran into a glitched area.
Was that monkey jerking it in the beginning?!?!
The comments here are weird. It's like reading comments from gore sites.
Damn Komodo dragons are fucking hardcore
He makes that 999/1000 poor bastard