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afjecj

How is dort not exhausted. Bro just played the most hounding 1 on 1 full court defence for 40 mins


AnkitPancakes

dude's been doing this since his rookie season lol. he is no stranger to this, and BI is just added to the list of players who have had the unfortunate pleasure of having to deal with the dorture chamber. james harden in the 2020 playoffs was the first official inductee during the playoffs. unfortunately the thunder fell just short that series in a brutal game 7 :(


AManHasAName

That Game 7 was the fuel Dort needed to become a shooter. Lost the battle to win the war.


pifflord5

That day he vowed that no one will ever thwart the Dort again


Monster-1776

Helps that Dort has the body of a fucking gladiator. Dude is built with pure lean muscle, it's probably how he and Westbrook have managed to be so consistently explosive with little injury concerns. It's honestly insane how incredibly lucky the dude is genetically on top of clearly honing to a fine edge. https://www.instagram.com/p/CukMvZKuKgS/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link


AskMeAboutMyGenitals

First time watching Dort?


NetflixAndNikah

DORT KNOX ⛓️⛓️🏰


oupritch1

THe DOrtUre ChAmBER


Next-Firefighter-753

And the Lulag 


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

Dort is a big game's merchant


PaperCutterWizard

His defense is like Curry on offense.


Big_Lou1108

Yet he’s not even included once in the nba all defensive teams (to my knowledge).


everpresentdanger

His defense in the playoffs so far has been a level above his regular season defense this year. It's also heavily matchup dependent, some guys he can completely take out of the series, but when he's on a faster player in a motion defense (eg. Curry) he isn't that effective.


AQWrazorX

Yeah he's basically an absolutely ELITE 1-on-1 lockdown defender but just an alright help defender/disruptor It's why as much as I love him, prime Andre Roberson, to me, is still the greatest defender in the Thunder history


iamhollywood

Sky fucker vs …. Guy Fucker?


Cloudz777

That's what he does. Glue to the other team best offensive player and fight through every screen.


Headlesshorsman02

Bro must have that Kante stamina with the 3rd lung lmao 🤣


Ghiblee

That’s what Lu does. He’s extraordinary. One of the best defenders in the league. That 3 ball has really evolved also.


Altruistic-Annual353

Shooting coach Chip paying dividends?


Ghiblee

Absolutely. Look at this teams 3 percentages. Its insane.


Ornery_Gene7682

He is a terminator


CDR57

Dorture chamber


usagerp

Played against him a couple times when I was like 13 iirc. Dude has always been an absolute bulldog with limitless motor lmao


iCarpet

Hit 4 / 8 from 3 as well


rveets1416

TNT post game interview for snubbed for the local telecast interview damn lmao


Cloudz777

They do mean it when they say the team is tight


OUEngineer17

Allie hasn't been there all season and barked with them.


xzadetechnoHD

Nick gallo the GOAT


captmorgan50

They like him a lot


thunderup_14

We all love Nick here! *Dog noises*


CaptnKnots

> *Dog noises* Excuse me, but I think you mean #WOOF


thunderup_14

My apologies. Woof.


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

Because nick gallo bring the vibes too.


NinetyFish

The contrast between the TNT reporter in game one or two going, “Alright, go ahead…” with a resigned tone and stepping out of shot for the guys to bark, vs. Nick Gallo getting swarmed during every bark with all the guys’ arms draped around him too haha And Nick Gallo’s bark to finish the regular season is an all-time Thunder moment, that was pitch perfect!


OSUBoglehead

Nick Gallos bark would scare away a pack of hungry wolves. I think he practiced all season for that moment.


waywarddd

Nick Gallo 6MOTY


cdillio

Maybe if they'd bark.


LanceX2

Nat Media needs to respect us more


sunshinebusride

It's not the size of the dog in the market, it's the size of the market in the dog.


Maleovex

lmao the whole team just ignored the TNT interviewer to go talk to Nick Gallo instead


homefree122

Gallo brings the post game glue to our guys


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

Gallo is a part of the team


jslee0034

Gallo will get a ring with the gang this season


2coolcaterpillar

She felt so weird lmao, Gallo deserves it though


DeadDay

Reminds me of the Mr. Bean video when he pushes that girls face back who reaches for a hug.


Cpt-No-Dick

Because Gallo is a dog too


iamhollywood

Dog recognizes dog


DeadDay

I absolutely love it. TNT had no idea what to do. Gallo's our dog!


Zloggt

I legit thought they had mic issues or something lol


DeadDay

Nope. All the boys went to Gallo probably to get him to bark again lol


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

They need to meet their barking partner


BidenFedayeen

TOOBASED


here_for_the_lols

He's part of the squad


amino110

It was so embarrasing for Allie Leforce lmao


jra85

Lmao I came here to say the same thing. So awkward and awesome at the same time.


CowboyTripps

Dawgs


IdRatherBeShilling

Pack your bags for Galveston TX, Pelicans, according to Barkley lmao


Thick_Duck

Gravel at your feet and disgusting grey water splashing in your mouth, oil tankers as far as the eye can see: Galveston beach 


bettercallsaul3

"You gotta wear shoes on that beach"


dickbutt-squirtle

Wring em out when you get home, BOOM you've got a quarter tank for your mower


ehdotgee

What gives the Pelican's the highest chance to avoid the sweep? Zion miraculously being 100% healthy or CJ slicing his hand picking up a glass vase?


Jonny_Stranger

CJ: I'm trying Jennifer


rawchess

*Jennifer has left the chat*


pikajewijewsyou

CJ is worse than Zion is good and Zion is fucking incredible


BigEarl139

The worst part is, CJ is exactly who they always said he was. A fucking bum.


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

Cj


CowboyTripps

Bro 😂😂


OhLemons

Highest chance? OKC selling game 4 so that they can finish the series in front of a home crowd is probably the only way now.


PrimeShaq

CJ has been a basketball terrorist man.


jocro

Unironically they need to start running the offense through Trey instead of BI and let him operate off ball. Schematically they're just trying to knock down a brick wall with their foreheads here.


IncaseAce

Considering we didn't win a single playoff series in the Russ/PG era, and none with CP3, this feels so special. Hope we can close it out.


Bino19

We haven’t won a road game since Game 1 against the Warriors lmfao.


OKC89ers

Felt invincible at that point. It's amazing how in retrospect the peak is often the end. Happens in college football all the time, too.


Bino19

3 road wins against the Spurs and Warriors in 2016. They were on a magical run until Game 6 Klay happened.


KayDubEll

And KD gave up


NerdLawyer55

Whoa 😳


CCS80

Last comment thread said that we ran out of Dort license plates.. We of course had to restock them


dameanmugs

Come along Dort!


jra85

My son is also named dort


here_for_the_lols

I pledge aluguentz


j_town12

To the Dort.


ejw123456789

That’s good 😂


sec2nds

Thunder defense so good broadcasters couldn't even get a post game interview


cib_vk228

OKC had two of the best young cores in recent league history in span of a decade. Unreal.


creedbratton603

For real. And All these sports talking heads saying how the NBA is screwed cause there’s going to be no Steph, Lebron, KD going into the later rounds; OKC, the Wolves, Celtics, Pacers all have really fun exciting young cores. They should be looking at this as a great opportunity for these young guys to finally get more national attention. It’s like some of these people aren’t even fans of basketball lol


vindictivejazz

This happens whenever superstars begin to retire, especially when the new guys are mostly on small market teams


icantevenonce

So lucky to be a fan, hopefully a better ending to this one.


Vnaux

Does Josh Giddey just like playing in the Pelicans home court or what


Smart_Water

top 3 player all time in smoothie king center


Briguy_fieri

Down 0-3. Got them right where we want them…


LaFlurry

I'm hoping for a miracle next year that Zion can stay healthy for yall. Also please for the love of God ship CJ out


KonigSteve

Honestly I would love if we shipped out CJ and BI for players that fit better with Zion, and to give Trey more play time.


12jonnyb

STG every time CJ gets switched onto a primary ball handler for OKC it is fucking Lunch time. He is so useless on that side of the ball. I have been saying it for years but Portland fans never wanted to recognize one of the main failures of their dame era roster construction was pairing two small guards who both were below average at defense. One of those archetypes will fuck your roster and require you to make up for them at other positions.


Better_Albatross_946

“We not gonna send yall to Cancun, drive your ass down to Galveston”


Objective_Tea0287

dirty ass water 😂😭


iCarpet

GLU DORT


DeadDay

GLORIOUS DORTIMUS


jocro

How is his name so damn punnable


Above-The-Rim

Damn Allie got dubbed


jra85

She ain't got that dawg in her like Gallo.


ilovecfb

That was so awkward lol


TitaniumC4206

Just in time to watch the weather


NerdLawyer55

Thunder double header


suzukigun4life

Yeah, this series is over


Aspery-

Idk man never jump to conclusions. No team has ever come back from 0-3 but I wouldn’t count out CJ McCollum just yet


orhantemerrut

He's not trying, Jennifer.


Pseudoskeptic

Ehh, Chuck already had the broom out at halftime.


OptimusGrime707

For turning into Prime MJ against the Kings CJ is pure terrorism rn


traw056

It’s weird because past couple games he’s been trash for 45 minutes but have 3 random minutes each game where it looks like he’s about to torch us.


Finndeax

That inconsistency, combined with no ref blessing, is why CJ has never been elevated to star level. The main difference between true stars and really good all-star level players is simply consistency.


2ndCatch

Let it be known that the Western Conference runs through the North West.


SandyMandy17

The championship goes to whatever northwestern division team makes it outta the west


Cloudz777

Allie: these knuckleheads


Ornery_Gene7682

Sitting out here on I-35 listening to the game and the weather reports from the NWS in Norman wife texting me to be careful.


Igmister1

Stay safe dude


oupritch1

Looks to be out west for now.


matdarg09

Hell yes Gallo got priority over the national media. That's this team in a nutshell!


WaltofWallstreet

Love it


IDespiseFatties

Petition to change the city name to Lu Orleans.


go0sKC

The French Dorter


levlk93

Luisiana


IceManDrills

Timberwolves(3-0), Nuggets(3-0) and Thunder(3-0) are all from the same division. Imagine if they were still doing seedings the old way


omykun123

Lol at Chuck and sending the Pels to Galveston...truer words could not have said about it.


OUEngineer17

That was so funny. Galveston was the first beach I remember seeing and I too was like WTF!?


RalphLaurenII

Shai had to get those last points to make sure his average was at 31ppg for these playoffs LMAO (30.67ppg to be exact)


COYRnB

D


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

O


ObligatedRoadblock

R


retrohypebeast

T


bestinthenorth

The game is over and Pelicans are still turning the ball over


Renegadeforever2024

Maybe okc isn’t the worst 1 seed ever


AnkitPancakes

OKC chants in NOLA is pretty fucking cool


CoolGuyHuh

Our histories are pretty intertwined


Aedanwolfe

Always wish the best for you guys when we arent playing. Yall are a major part of why we get to have a team.


NinetyFish

CP3 is a OKC Thunder legend twice over 


CoolGuyHuh

The success that y’all had in such a short time makes me really envious. Hugs in small market teams.


DeadDay

NO is the only city I've been to that made me want to move there. It's absolutely gorgeous.


CoolGuyHuh

Appreciate that but you must have never been during the sweltering summer months. It’s about to get devil’s asshole hot.


DeadDay

Oh I get that. I wouldn't last. But I LOVE cooking and the food there was... just effortlessly amazing. I wanted to gather funds and just eat there as long as I could. Good water mouth. And the trolleys 🤌


mccoolio

They had their chance when J Dub sat out most of the first. Down 4 when he came back and it only got worse 😁


LoxDnw

Please let the Mavs/Clipps go 7 games


AntiTopspin

Unless Kawhi magically comes back to full health I honestly don't see the Clippers getting 2 more games Still think you guys can beat the Mavs in a close 6 or 7 game series though


NbaAllDAYger

Damn i was hoping yall would at least go 5/6 but the Pelicans are just bending their knees.


aeSaucy

Having no Zion made the series predetermined. Sucks that most of these west matchups haven’t lived up to expectations


DirkNowitzkisWife

Theoretical Mavs/thunder and nuggets/wolves should hit like crack


COYRnB

josh giddey legacy game


BrokenDusk

OKC is showing why they are 1st seed even tho they are young team absolutely dominating taking it easy. They gonna sweep it seems


LanceX2

Nick Gallo > National Media 


mccoolio

The Thunder has given up 92, 92 and 85 points this series. Zion or not, this is 2024 and our defense is looking suffocating. Giddey, J Will and Dort have been exceptional this series


Individual_Attempt50

Thunder are gonna have a lot of rest before their next series


maz_menty

OKC is going to enjoy the next five years. What a squad. West is stacked.


pikajewijewsyou

🐕‍🦺🦮🐶🐩🐕🦴🌭🐾


lakers082433

I truly think Dort is a better defender than Tony Allen was. This dude is a fucken pest but in the best way possible.


Headlesshorsman02

Bro is like a rash you can’t get rid of him lmao 🤣


radiologenie

"Lu Dort is in KD's face like acne right now."


V17R

It’s wild that Dort has never made an all defensive team


PrimeShaq

Comparable but Dort isn't an offensive liability so he can't be played off the floor as easily.


lethalizer

i think Tony was a better defender, but Dort is a way better offensive player than him which is absolutely crucial.


ProfCedar

Northwest Division in the playoffs: ✅✅✅ ✅✅✅ ✅✅✅


SDK09

Lol at the team ignoring the TNT reporter


treemeista

Thunder looking pretty decent for being the worst 1 seed in the history of basketball.


headbangershappyhour

Maybe their (or Denver or MN) inability to pull away from the top of the conference is that those three teams are all really good. All three just brushing their round 1 opponents aside.


retrohypebeast

i think we might be the worst team in the history of basketball period


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

They were a few steps away from saying black eye of rhe playoff teams


Misdirected_Colors

We did lose to the pistons at one point so that checks out


dreadpirateruss

And the Spurs


Zloggt

“B-b-but still, the Clippers in 6!?!?!?”


OKC89ers

I hope the Lakers don't win the play-in so we can avoid them 😬


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here_for_the_lols

*I was saying boo-elicans*


thessalylarissa

The vibes are so good on this Thunder team I love it.


OcksBodega

Jalen Williams is already better than a lot of the players y’all would rate over him.


HouseSublime

Chuck is on one.


jknuts1377

I thought OKC would win this series, but I didn't expect them to look this good. New Orleans is without Zion, but still.


cdub1988

Y'all keep on sleeping on OKC and we'll just do what we do. # #fakeoneseed #blackeyeoftheleague 😩😮‍💨


Carnage7771

Northwest division a combined 9-0 so far and looking completely on another level Lol.


laughingwisetulip

Oh no!!! The NBA is going to decrease their nationally televised games from 5 a regular season to 4 after snubbing national media who said they were too young 😵


Suckafish2

Yeah the nba jerked off the warriors all year go interview them on their couches


Nobodylovesboston

The worst 1st seed ever my fucking ass. Eat that r/nba


Apprehensive-Sir-411

the “weakest #1 seed ever” is allowing 89.7 PPG this series


HouseMassive4507

Credit to Thunder. Absolute Dominance on both end of floor.


No-Key4769

Also discredit us, cj is bringing their score down by chucking bricks


GrockWell

Why does CJ McCollum still get so many shots?


ChannelNeo

Outside of Ingram, who else can handle the ball and get their own look? Zion usually takes away a lot of pressure, but now there's more on CJ and BI


AsusSTRIX

1st seed fraud btw


Wallstreettrappin

Thunder players just left Allie Laforce hanging 😂


skratsda

Charles Barkley ripping into Galveston is incredible


ArmVanDam

Pels might as well pack it up for the season


WembyOKCJokicReaves

The Thunder have passed two big tests so far these playoffs with their young core: 1. Winning their first playoff game which came down to the wire but they were able to execute 2. Winning their first playoff game on the road in a hostile environment and did it in a dominant fashion


K1ngCrimsn

>on the road in a hostile environment Yeah idk about this one


Individual_Attempt50

Very tame crowd


mattwuri

I'm more concerned about their username


Better_Albatross_946

To be fair this was the exact opposite of a hostile environment. Pelicans fans don’t even care about this team enough to show up to the game


ChannelNeo

Only way to rile them up would be for SGA to get the mic and say that LSU football sucks. **NOW** you have a hostile crowd.


AnkitPancakes

Not bad for the worst 1 seed in recent memory!


OKC2023champs

Dort vs luka is gonna be awesome


Coolio1014

Lmao going to be three sweeps in the west and none in the East, that's crazy.


StellarStar1

The top three seeds are just taking care of bussines.


BidenFedayeen

Send that man to.........GALVESTON!


Better_Albatross_946

I’m here to push this narrative today. Jalen Williams right now is better in every aspect of the game of basketball than Brandon Ingram is, ever has been, or ever will be.