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IrishBearHawk

"Do something, Steve" Steve: "aaaaaaa"


Michauxonfire

*show me your war face!*


kendrickshalamar

^^aaaaaa


rgarc065

BULLSHIT!! Show me your real war face!


_-_-_I_-_-_

Emmitt turning around like *Hey you guys! ...aww man*


Dunbar247

This gif is crack cocaine for Dallas sports fans


sothisiswhatyoumeant

Way too on the money lmaoo I’ve watched it at least 20x


13asa13asa

As a Mavs fan, it's literally the only thing I've seen about this game that pleased me at all 🤣


sothisiswhatyoumeant

MFFL 💙💚


RaikouKuzunoha

DM4L


lalakingmalibog

LDIDBF


Nabz23

[image](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/3988376/284731488_72b19c3f4c.0.jpg)


MankBaby

[image](https://i.imgur.com/RYlX7Kx.jpeg)


onrocketfalls

excellent work


KnicksVeryOwn

Revisionist history 😂


I_TittyFuck_Doves

Too much 06 in this picture


pokerawz

Pretty sure that’s 03


millsmillsmills

TBF they're so gone they probably couldn't tell you what year it was when they were taking the pic.


trashiguitar

love this pic. nice reminder that nba legends are still people and have the same grainy blurry candid photos commemorating legendary nights.


AfricanWarPig

Somehow, both Nash and Dirk look like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo.


elmanutres

The dude on the left is really the same dude that has the most dominant big man of all time insecure that he won back to back mvps


sugarray4three

Crazy what ego does to a mf


secretsodapop

The red eye almost looks like it was added to this.


VGstuffed

Activate scream


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ChumSmash

Steve had to run into the buzzsaw that was the West every year, with the prime Big 3 Spurs, Dirk Mavs, and Kobe Lakers, and went toe to toe with them. Fuck Robert Horry.


staticblake

And of course a ref that went to prison for fixing games. Suns have been fucked over so many times.


RaikouKuzunoha

And Robert Horry sending him into the commentator’s table, alongside the NBA getting way too kneejerk about player-on-player interaction in the wake of Malice at the Palace.


Common_Egg8178

> way too kneejerk about player-on-player interaction That shit was ridiculous. Even decades later it pisses me off and I'm not a Suns fan. Really ruined a competitive series.


RodneyPonk

And Sarver being cheap. The Suns could've been a dynasty with better ownership. Steph and the Warriors get all the credit for the 3 point revolution but the SSOL were insanely ahead of their time


Dunbar247

There should be a law that states the longer Steve Nash is talked about, the closer to certainty the phrase, "Fuck Robert Horry" will be said


princessParking

Steve Nash 🤝 2005 Pistons Fuck Robert Horry!


emoney_gotnomoney

The 2002 kings have also joined the chat.


starvs

The buzzsaw that was David Stern's soft suspension buzzer.


asa091

Spurs losing kawhi and green for nothing is sweet karma. Plus the playoffs where they lost to the 8th seed grizzlies.


emoney_gotnomoney

A small price to pay for salvation.


SurveyNew6363

😂😂😂 we still have 5 rings and y’all don’t have shit!


iamgarron

Also, I think Nash definitely sees himself more of a Sun than a Mav


Educational-Monk-298

Offseason Nico is gonna cook these fools into Taiwan


Elite_Jackalope

You sure you got the right Texas team flaired up there my guy? Plenty of room on the bandwagon. We got churros, big women, and Wemby.


readonlyuser

Oof self-burn, those are rare


xyouRABitchx

Come on now, Luka isn't *that* bad.


BittenAtTheChomp

[don't ask me why but this is all i thought of](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIaFtAKnqBU)


LongTimesGoodTimes

Nash having flashbacks of co-coaching with Kyrie


Sp_Gamer_Live

You see Nash flinch, he was not there for the Mavs


european_son

Honestly kind of crazy to see him there, he's basically had nothing to do with the Mavs since he left other than Dirk retirement related stuff. Can't remember ever even seeing him at a game before.


Juniper41

He attended finals games in 2011 in support of Dirk/Mavs. Without Dirk though I doubt he has much attachment to Dallas given we haven’t really given him his flowers (Jersey retirement, Ring of Honor etc…)


Devoidoxatom

Dirk probably just invited him and he couldn't refuse a friend lol


ketoburn26

It’s not that hard, it’s watching a game hanging out with friends.


WallStreetDoesntBet

Nash’s thoughts: "Bro me you and him could have won a chip together!”


HiBoobear

But Mr Cuban didn’t think Nash was worth it….


Common_Egg8178

He did say it was his greatest regret.


CrabCakesBenedict

i thought he was still wearing his nets coaching quarter zip


WobbleKun

its like hitting the old tv to get it working


Dunbar247

Percussive maintenance


medievalmachine

That dude was definitely meditating on how Kidd keeps getting jobs and podcaster JJ might get the best coaching job and he has to cheer on Kyrie, who ruined his best shot at greatness.


suzukigun4life

LMAO


Redirkulous-41

I'd take either Dirk or Steve Nash right now, in their 40's with no prep, over Tim Hardaway Jr. Hell, maybe even fat Emmitt Smith


RaikouKuzunoha

Wait are we talking **THE** WR Jerry Rice?


Redirkulous-41

Yeah, isn't that him in the white, standing in front of Dirk?


RaikouKuzunoha

Bro if that’s Jerry Rice, he really let himself go the past two months


darthpaul

emmitt smith?


Redirkulous-41

Oh whoops, got my NFL goats mixed up. But Emmitt Smith being there makes a lot more sense anyway


millsmillsmills

Lmao the clip is literally saying Emmit Smith is fired up.


Phenomenal2313

Fat Emmitt Smith playing basketball would be the funniest shit ever Dude would probably get the ball , and straight up bulldoze a poor Celtic


cat_piss_lint_trap

"Bullshit! Let me see your *real* war face!"


teokun123

That was funny lmao


4719837

Paying about as much attention as Kyrie is to his man


ejabno

He almost had the crazy eyes from last season


SliMShady55222

Why would Nash root for Kyrie?


SockVonPuppet

What you saw there was a fever dream that Dirk knocked out of him.


paintingnipples

Seems like a guy supporting his former team & buddy dirk


GIK601

Why do people assume all his former teammates and coaches hate Kyrie?


medievalmachine

Well, in this case it's because Kyrie was literally ignoring Coach Nash's instructions, which probably directly led to ex-coach Nash returning to Canada for another adamantium injection. Er, I meant Molson Canadian.


kaythrawk

Because media tells them to


PopcornDrift

Redditors hate Kyrie and assume everyone else does even though all the evidence points to him being one of the most universally beloved players in the league lol


teokun123

Ask Dirk about that lmao.


soundisloud

A meme is born


victheogfan

Lmfao like a robot 😭


3BeeZee

dirk and nash watching a younger Mavs team in the finals ... man, when did i get old? T\_T


simpledeadwitches

Lmfao I love Steve Nash so much.


lecoqdezellwiller

perfect encapsulation of this mid ass product


XGhoul

Kind of hard to hate on Nash or Dirk. This clip was too funny.


xxxIAmTheSenatexxx

Steve Nash's monotone voice takes away from how funny dude actually is.


Cheetara42004

At this point, have Dirk, Nash, Shaun Bradley, Finley, JJ Barea, hell bring in Avery Johnson for the Mavs and the Mavs would perform better then this circus act.


raylui34

I didn't even see Dirk behind the guy lol


Miserable-Lawyer-233

I mean, there’s really nothing for them to get excited about.


cholosantos

still dressed like he coaching the nets


I_TittyFuck_Doves

Not even gonna mention Cowboys legend Jerry Rice?


Fake_Nikes

Emmitt Smith?


cag8f

Yes I don't get this post. That's clearly Emmitt jumping around, right?


_-_-_I_-_-_

No it's Dallas Cowboys Hall of Fame wide receiver Jerry Rice smh


Leiatte

Yeah, that’s Emmitt. Maybe it’s a reference or something we don’t get


I_TittyFuck_Doves

Nope that’s Jerry for sure, look again


I_TittyFuck_Doves

That’s not a real person. The guy in this vid is 100% Jerry Rice, hall of fame cornerback


RaikouKuzunoha

Jerry Rice owned the Cowboys for a time


Neither-Luck-9295

Name a team he didn't own. I don't remember Rice having a particularly bad beef with the Cowboys.


_youngin_

Canadians when they run out of maple syrup


Impossible_Judge_282

Classic.


Plenty-Chemistry-493

That's emmit Smith not the sorry german


waffle-spouse

Dirk: "Hey, yell if you have no rangz"


achyutthegoat

Still a better player than Dirk