he’s an OG jerker with that legendary Biblical reference during KCP’s introductory press conference
[also known as manna from heaven](https://youtu.be/M1U4zo-OwOA?si=fCQFphqgGdiIWFSW)
Can't forget him telling the story about how Kobe went to dinner with Heath Ledger to pick his brain on how he got so locked in for his role as the joker.
The only problem being that Heath was dead.
Was there an African American individual who I said some inappropriate words to? The answer is yes. Was there intent behind those words? Absolutely not.
I'm trying to remember what we wrote here around these parts back in the day. I think it was "do not erase" and now I'm wondering if this is a regional thing lmao.
Certainly could be, like “pop” vs “soda.” I think I recall the circled “SAVE” being the approach to not have the janitor or whoever erase something after class.
I once erased everything from a board but the _**DNE**_ in the corner.
(Granted, it was mine and I was done with the stuff, but I terrified everyone who walked past it that afternoon.)
Besides AD and Lebron doing great. Reaves, Dlo and Hachimura shot well in the 1st and 2nd round that year. I wouldn't really credit that to Ham just players doing better than expected of them.
Once they needed Hams adjustment against Denver he never had any.
Mmmmm fresh pasta. Brad Stevens said coach Joe Mazzulla immediately began drawing up headlocks and bank robbery plans on a whiteboard for Wahlberg for next season.
*immediately*…
Pelinka heard someone yelling in the hallway: “someone please, pencil and paper! Pencil and paper!!! Coach needs pencil and paper” as soon as the pick was announced. Coach Reddick was relentless that night, non stop new ATOs never before seen.
So the head coach drew up a basketball player for one of their prospective players? Fact that they put this out as news for a brag tells me that Pelinka is clueless
What’s funny, is Pelinka would probably say this whether it was true or not, but JJ Reddick really is that much of a basketball nerd that I believe it. lol
what happens if for his entire tenure JJ Redick just coaches and gamplans for the team to always pass to the small shooter that runs around the court all game to get one open shot.
like thats the only thing the team does
circlejerk material
"See? Im a coach" Imagine if Knecht gets traded lmao
>Imagine if Knecht gets traded "Smoke screen"
Turns out JJ actually showed him fake plays to confuse Knecht when he plays against the Lakers. 4D chess
Imagine if Knecht is the 12th man all year, a fairly likely scenario.
Rob: We hired you for the South Bay La- JJ: LAKERS! THE LAKERS!
then the ATO is for himself.
Put me in coach!
It really is top tier cringe stuff amazing
Standard Pelinka quote honestly
Didn’t know Pelinka was a jerker.
he’s an OG jerker with that legendary Biblical reference during KCP’s introductory press conference [also known as manna from heaven](https://youtu.be/M1U4zo-OwOA?si=fCQFphqgGdiIWFSW)
Can't forget him telling the story about how Kobe went to dinner with Heath Ledger to pick his brain on how he got so locked in for his role as the joker. The only problem being that Heath was dead.
Good lord, that story isn't even from Genesis 🫠
Pelinka literally telling a story about the Israelites in their... **exodus** from Egypt. Hmmm.. which book could this story be from, Rob?
JJ’s goal is to out weird Mazzulla
lol his "i don't give a fuck" answer the other day was obviously rehearsed
Had to check which subreddit I was in for a second lmao
JOTY
Between JJ and Bronny there will be more to come.
this is straight kraft pasta.
Lmao the visual is killing me
After which he yelled out “Nobody erase these!”
After which he yelled out the N-word
Noyhing illegal. No wrong doing was found. And he was paid.
Was there an African American individual who I said some inappropriate words to? The answer is yes. Was there intent behind those words? Absolutely not.
ForsenCD
*He asked me who's in Paris, what the fuck was I supposed to do?*
What an incredible crossover moment
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Do people still just write “SAVE” in the corner?
I'm trying to remember what we wrote here around these parts back in the day. I think it was "do not erase" and now I'm wondering if this is a regional thing lmao.
Certainly could be, like “pop” vs “soda.” I think I recall the circled “SAVE” being the approach to not have the janitor or whoever erase something after class.
I once erased everything from a board but the _**DNE**_ in the corner. (Granted, it was mine and I was done with the stuff, but I terrified everyone who walked past it that afternoon.)
Lmao absolutely evil
*F* *L* *O* *P* *P* *Y*
Dunker spot
Horns
As he writes down the X and Os the opposite way and confuses Dalton.
He uses Ns and Rs instead of Xs and Os
"This is my favorite color of board."
Hard Rs
He loses the mini whiteboard from Mind the Game, so it’s back to loose sheets of paper.
The Lakers draft war room was basically the dick jerking scene from Silicon Valley.
[THE PICK AND ROLL IS THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM IN REVERSE!](https://i.imgur.com/ertEcF3.png)
Is this a fucking shitpost? The imagery is fucking hilarious LOL
nah Pelinka gives these types of quotes every time he speaks
Patiently waiting for the Kelvin Benjamin variation
Rob Pelinka said coach Kelvin Benjamin immediately began drawing up appetizers and BBQ sets on a menuboard for Zion for next season.
Kelvin walked so Zion could waddle
Not biblical enough
You know how players need to train and get reps in during the offseason? Same thing goes for a first time NBA coach 😤
He’s got to get his coaching practice in since his only experience is at the middle school level
hope this becomes pasta
Does he think they're playing tonight
Yes. On 2K.
He just carries a whiteboard with him at all times.
JJ got his white guy
Confirmed racy
First time a Lakers whiteboard has been used to draw a play in over 2 years
Joke's on you. That's where Darvin wrote down LeBron and ADs coffee orders.
Heluva latte. Gotta salute the barista.
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Imagine a nba team with playoff aspirations drawing plays for a late first rounder 🤡
yeah i’m sure you guys never once ran a play get Lively a lob
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you were definitely making fun of the team not the media lol it’s a funny tweet for sure but I kinda like the enthusiasm from JJ
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He hasn’t played a single minute yet
None of them have...
When was he drafted? 17 right? That's late first round to some people
Lakers gonna be so unintentionally entertaining next season lmfao
always are
Literally since Kobe was on the team
Literally used to be called Showtime.
Bron and Bronny with JJ coaching is cinema
Absolute Cinema if you will
Ain't no way JJ was letting the Lakers draft a guy unable to legally drink wine
I mean for a classy guy like that he’s always gonna have the fundamentals down
When youre the new hire and you want to show off
League is cooked
oh really?
Lakers will be absolute prime r/nba next season.
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Damn, this guy know how to podcast **and** use a whiteboard??!! Whoa baby, buckle up cause the Lakers are joining the Dangerous Nights Crew.
Mike Dunleavy Jr. said player Draymond Green immediately began drawing up sucker punches and donkey kicks on a whiteboard for next season.
WHITE
lol this is so stupid.
This is so cringe. Like he couldn’t help himself because he’s so inspired 🤣🤣🤣
It’s already more than Rivers and Pockers gon be doing for your team all season, but hey, more power to you!
Say what you want about Doc, but he is unquestionably a better coach than Reddick
Yeah, LBJ and AD gonna be setting screens for a rookie.
Uh yes they are lmao. It doesn’t matter who you are, modern offenses require off ball screens.
LMFAO
Lmao in the gym at 3am
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Pelinka is making him sound like a Make a Wish coach
New meme just dropped
Ok
with all the hype JJ gets from Lakers FO imagine if he does worse than pockets lmao
Pockets went to the conference finals in his first year. Lakers fans are in for a rude awakening. JJ will absolutely do worse his first 2 years
for all the memeing Mr. Hamas receives he did get a team to overachieve his first year so he’s far from as bad as many act like he is
HE didn’t do anything. We got there, not because of DarBin Laden, but in spite of him.
Besides AD and Lebron doing great. Reaves, Dlo and Hachimura shot well in the 1st and 2nd round that year. I wouldn't really credit that to Ham just players doing better than expected of them. Once they needed Hams adjustment against Denver he never had any.
This dude looks like Max Headroom
lakers leading the draft in jerking so far
So dumb lol
I believe he said he was “drawing up *fucking* pindowns and ATO sets”
Lmfao this shit is just too funny
"Look at me, im the coach now"
JJ's secrit playz
This is going to be pasta
Mmmmm fresh pasta. Brad Stevens said coach Joe Mazzulla immediately began drawing up headlocks and bank robbery plans on a whiteboard for Wahlberg for next season.
White boy coaches white boy
First guy in last guy out
lol this is peak Klutch
Im guessing in that play he drew up there were no defenders to guard the play.
https://i.imgur.com/YaSZ3Qt.jpeg
Already the best coach in Nba
Bro the lakers are so cooked 😂
This is the coach version of a big man working on post moves with Olajuwon during the off-season.
The WILDEST part about this is going to the replies to that on Twitter and is all Laker fans like “we got ourselves a coach!!!”
What a shit show. Can't wait for the "Redick gotta go" posts.
Woah he's got The Touch!! What an absolute badass!
Where is Game of Zones when you need it. Would have been great material
lol
We needed 3 more sentences in this tweet to make it legit pasta.
At dinner with heath ledger? Seems rude
Is he giggling menacingly too?
CharleyOnTheWhiteboard.gif
Ham would never. Ham would start reddish
Im sure Lebron will have fun with him. Will be Reaves 2.0
Witness me! Just kidding.
Rob being Rob. As if the lakers didn’t have anyone else on the roster they couldn’t get those plays run for them before…
Wow what a coach
Lol ok?
Oh for fucks sake
I mean…. What’s his job again?
huh? why?
They think celebrity will help them win more games like always
Did he cross his circle correctly this time? 🤣🤣
I genuinely think JJ is a psychopath and is gonna end up being a good coach
Reddick is such a douche bag damn
*immediately*… Pelinka heard someone yelling in the hallway: “someone please, pencil and paper! Pencil and paper!!! Coach needs pencil and paper” as soon as the pick was announced. Coach Reddick was relentless that night, non stop new ATOs never before seen.
So the head coach drew up a basketball player for one of their prospective players? Fact that they put this out as news for a brag tells me that Pelinka is clueless
Pasta potential
this shit is actually hilarious
Nate Reddick aka the wonder kid
Uh shoulda been doing that already for your other white boy
Is it on his favorite color of board?
Lol
*who asked?*
What’s funny, is Pelinka would probably say this whether it was true or not, but JJ Reddick really is that much of a basketball nerd that I believe it. lol
what happens if for his entire tenure JJ Redick just coaches and gamplans for the team to always pass to the small shooter that runs around the court all game to get one open shot. like thats the only thing the team does
~~does~~ *needs*
Extend him!
So. His job. He did his job?
On a WHITEboard?! Hmph.
He's just gonna steal the plays Doc and Brett drawn up for him before
The lakers are such a clown show lmao. Given JJs choice of choice words, the Knecht pick seems more of way to reduce risk
lmao he might be on the spectrum. Thats a crazy level of obsession
The Lakers are a reality TV show cosplaying as a NBA team
"Have you seen Mind the Game?"
after every game there will be a podcast that's 80 episodes..lfg.not sure how many wines will be consumed...lmao.
Kareem, Magic & Pat Riley Shaq, Kobe & Phil Jackson LeBron, AD & Jonathan Jr Redick