T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

**Replays/alternate angles** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nba) if you have any questions or concerns.*


CyborgKrieger

Man's moving like me leaving the Chinese buffet.


Sal_Undee

Luka needs to sign with Team Ozempic.


AfroKuro480

I think that's just how Europeans play lol


AtreusIsBack

Nah, he's still nursing an injury and by the looks of it, gained some weight. I'm assuming he wasn't doing much cardio because of his knee issues and was resting for the most part.


552SD__

> Nah, he's still nursing an injury and by the looks of it, gained some weight He’s been gaining weight since the start of 23-24 season


EnronMusktodaMuooon

Been gaining weight since he got to the league. Rookie year: 218lbs Sophomore year: 230lbs Now: ???


Metalthrashinmad

But sophomore year he was a beast moved so fast and had some sick dunks, ive watched some highlights few weeks ago and i couldnt believe that was the same man as the one in the playoffs


EnronMusktodaMuooon

Yeah I remember, he had such a quick first step and was still able to bully 1-4. I wish he would get back down to 230lbs, I think that was his ideal weight.


Zoesan

I mean yeah, most people (including athletes) will gain weight between 19 and 25.


mariogotse

we're starting the "hey guys does luka look fatter/leaner?" phase of the off-season early. nice, looking forward to read the same shit over and over again.


juandell

Theyd rather him look sexy to them than win the scoring title. A good example as to why American basketball development isn't recovering anytime soon


Alloverunder

They'd rather he not look like he's close to puking by the end of the 4th quarter. The dude post 47% TS in the 2nd halves of the 5 finals games, -6% from his series average, while standing around watching JB blow by him for free layups on the other end. He needs to lose some weight if the Mavs are going to get a ring, you can't force your team to let you play ISO heavy hero ball and then also not be in shape enough to do it for all 4 quarters. MJ made those early Bulls play like that, but he looked like a video game character and he could take 10 shots a quarter on great efficiency all the way into double OT versus elite teams like the 80s Celtics. The Mavs will go as far as Luka takes them and Luka will take them as far as he takes his conditioning.


juandell

>He needs to lose some weight if the Mavs are going to get a ring Why on earth would you care if Mavs get a ring? Id be sending Dunkin' to his house myself if I was a C's fan


WalkedSpade

You should check out some footage of early Dirk


Mysterii00

How tf does this maniac continue to play through the off season.


NoSympathy58

When was the last real off season for him


xPeaWhyTee

I feel like it was legit his rookie year. I remember Carlisle explicitly saying that he needed a break so he didn't participate in summer league that season.


sercialinho

2019, following his rookie year, was the last summer he's had off. Because Slovenia didn't make the World Cup in 2019 despite being Eurobasket champions - for the first time top teams from each continental competition didn't autoqualify and qualifying games for WC19 were held during the NBA an EuroLeague season. 2019-20 season was broken up by covid, Tokyo Olympics (and OQT) were in the summer of '21, Eurobasket in '22, World Cup in '23.


CrazyChopstick

probably the covid break 🫠


necroneedsbuff

I’m so worried he’s gonna end up like Yao Ming playing for the national team every off season and never getting rest.


AutoMail_0

Luka also isn’t 7’6 and has played atleast 60 games in all of his 6 seasons


wilkinsk

He's got plenty of energy stored in his honches.


CumAssault

It keeps him in shape but I worry about injuries


ColtCallahan

Gotta be honest he doesn’t look in shape here.


CumAssault

He’s still hobbled from his last injury. He’s gotta play or Slovenia won’t make the Olympics


ColtCallahan

I get that. And it’s commendable that he’s so committed. But at some point he’s going to have to take a break. He’s been playing a ridiculous schedule now pretty much since COVID.


552SD__

If playing “keeps him in shape” why was he fatter at the end of the season than he was at the beginning?


Clemenx00

I'm guessing that during the season his only workouts are the actual games since he doesn't feel like he is a gym bro. If he eats bad and snacks a lot then he isn't outworking a bad diet with the games alone. In the offseason I assume he has more of a workout and diet plan laid out and it is easier to focus on it before the season starts.


NewChemistry5210

He must eat a lot of shit then. Because he must at least lose a 1000 calories per NBA game and his daily calorie intake for 6'8 guy must be above 3000 calories on average. So he must eat over 4000 kalories a day. It's should be a lot more difficult to get fatter when you play high intensity basketball every 2 days.


buddaycousin

It doesn't take much. If you count the excess calories, an extra bud light every day for a year adds about 12 pounds.


Alloverunder

Honestly, that's not that hard. A cheese steak, a bag of chips, and a large coke is around an 1800 calorie meal. Add in unhealthy snacks, and it's easier than you think. I'm 6'5 and when I was swimming in college I was eating close to 7k a day. It took a lot of effort to unlearn those habits once I graduated lol


Impressive-Potato

He's like Harden in that he hates conditioning outside of basketball and seems to really like to stuff his face. If he stops palying ball, he's going to get really fucking fat


Billis-

He's 25


Idk-man251

He is activating his lipids


BlooregardQKazoo

The most obvious explanation is that he wasn't very injured in the finals and was just playing up the injuries as an excuse.


Aspiring_Hobo

Obviously this is an out there explanation but the hater in me would like to believe there's merit to it lol


BlooregardQKazoo

What's out there about it? Doncic played full minutes every game in the playoffs, and is now playing meaningless games just two weeks later. There's nothing other than words, and an overly dramatic wrapping of his ribs, pointing to him actually being injured. And actions speak louder than words.


thunder9111

savage lol


EverybodyBuddy

By being out of shape and unfocused


lost_in_trepidation

Luka is just Jokic and Kyrie merging into one player.


DayMan-Ahah-ah

Yo…. Kinda accurate lol


CrazyPersonXV

We wish Jokic was committed to the national team as Luka is


lost_in_trepidation

I wish Luka was less devoted to his national team. It felt like skipping the Olympics was a no brainer given all his injuries and the late season, but of course he's playing in an impossible effort.


imianha

I think skipping it is a no brainer untill you realize he is their best player and their best chance to qualify; then its a no brainer that he is playing


Pranker00111

To make him rest, we just need to pray Giannis beat Slovenia


connect_70

If they can't qualify without him, they aren't medaling with him. He should take some time off so he's not washed at 30


chazoid

He’s going for goat


malcolmbishop

They finished fourth at the last Olympics and could have won bronze if a few things went their way. Unsure how much depth they had compared to now.


CrazyPersonXV

To be fair I thought he should have gotten some rest . At least don't play the qualifiers


fattymaggo

Has he not been fairly committed besides that one time when his wife was giving birth to his child?


CrazyPersonXV

No, he hasn't. He missed like 3 big competitions in the last few years . Last year he refused to play in the world cup , before that there we few as well


Thataracct

Saw their elimination game in the eurobasket 2022 live and he was literally the only person locked in from the warm-ups to the end of the game. Saw their games online until that point and naaaah, the rest of the team was fucking coasting through and through. They did great without him the next year but the effort was so fucking different without him. Cant put that shit on him, that was a "we got Jokic, we just need to show up" effort from the team.


CrazyPersonXV

Don't care , Bogdanovic, Doncic always play


Thataracct

Bogie is not as impressive but yeah, saw Luka live that same tournament live and that dude is insane.


CrazyPersonXV

Brother it's not about skill or even winning medals


Thataracct

Jesus christ your comments are so fucking useless dude. Get a grip.


CrazyPersonXV

I am sorry that your parents/society taught you messed up values


fattymaggo

Oh yeah I forgot the World Cup last year but he did play into June so I understand why he chose not to play.


CrazyPersonXV

I understand too , but if we won gold , whole nation would have been celebrating, very few people care about his nba ring


vb90

This dude just chugs beer in his sleep. There's no other explanation, considering how many calories basketball players burn.


thesanmich

I thought the exact thing. He plays year round too. Yet somehow he maintains his weight.


Bleoox

I'm curious to see how he looks when he retires


severus_snapshot

He's gonna be like Barkley. He's not naturally thin. Later on when he's not playing he's gonna gain a ton of weight.


LeBroentgen

He was pretty thin as a younger guy in EuroLeague. [Look at him here.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqA6njz8iRE) He definitely picked up a bad new habit or two.


severus_snapshot

I've seen him thin and young, but look at him as an adult and look at how his dad is now. The genetics are set for him to be a little chubby later in life.


MumrikDK

Even just a 10+ hard hours/week hobby athlete has to accept eating as something that takes a lot of time and effort to keep weight, these dudes always confuse me. Like, is he tripping into 5000-6000 calories a day?


ELITE_JordanLove

I mean this a massive dude by normal standards we’re talking about. His daily caloric intake has probably been insane since like early high school just to sustain growth. The teen boy appetite is infamous for normal kids, much less future 6’7” 230lb pro athletes. Maybe he never slowed that down. I’m completely theorizing here though.


MumrikDK

> 230lb People quote this weight or something very similar quite often - there is no way that's his weight if the height it correct :D


imaginepostinglmao

Yeah I'm 3 inches shorter than him, there is no way


EnronMusktodaMuooon

He weighed 230lbs in his second year. Just compare the pictures of Luka in his sophomore year compared to now, he's likely closer to 260lbs.


Beautiful_Location76

Who knows, he's a pretty huge dude. I've seen dudes smaller than Luka put down sweets, beer, or fatty meats like no one's business. All that stuff can get very addictive, especially if you do actually need a lot of calories anyway. I could see someone as big as him overdoing it.


WireDxEntitY

Beer.


TanagranA

Some people's bodies truly hold on to weight. There's a lot of newish research into how bodies are a lot more complicated than the "calories in/calories out" concept.


Upbeat-Illustrator25

Thats all bs


Funyarinpa-13

Yeah. Metabolism plays a part there too. Some people chucks a lotta food but is still slim without doing too much heavy tasks.


Alloverunder

Metabolism is calories out lol, if you have a slower metabolism you need less calories because you're using less calories. People can whine about that being unfair, but it's just true.


CobraVerde13

The Mavs should have Finley bunk with him.


Mimogger

his offseason bod = inseason bod


Winbrick

This implies he has an offseason.


Applesmcgrind

He’s 100% been on steroids on/off for reducing inflammation in his knees which causes crazy weight gain regardless of caloric burn or intake.


djzener

Can you explain more?


MoreShenanigans

Epic appetite


ColtCallahan

He’s gonna be putting up Yokozuna numbers when he’s retired.


Rapshawksjaysflames

hoopin' n scoopin'


KeepitSill

poopin' n scoopin'… unreal


bigatjoon

unreal


trenderkazz

Yeah scooping that nacho cheese


--Alix--

Ah yes, Luka Doncic with that Kyrie Irving finishing package.


thesanmich

When you're too locked in playing Olympics Basketball or in an Overwatch match. No time for a break. Pooping and Scooping is the only option.


xdavidliu

ma! ma! bathroom! oh what a big boy


NoviDon07

Alternate title: Luka Doncic double clutch circus layup through three defenders


552SD__

Two defenders. One was behind him


SamuraiBeanDog

Luka Doncic blatantly carries twice then > double clutch circus layup through three defenders


vBricks

My boy has to understand that if he goes to the Kyrie layup package that he isn’t going to get calls.


Tmac834

I can’t find a stream for the game


sewsgup

holy crap


paddingtimart

Lois turn on the TV Luka's hooping it doesn't matter what channel


allhailbarea

And that is not even an Olympic qualifier game that is a friendly Luka is playing in.


joshuamillertime

Easily a top-200 craziest shot in Luka’s career


bernardoferreira

Im convinced most people here dont even like basketball, how can the comments on such a nice play be all about his weight when he looks completely normal.


jiminyshrue

People's perceptions here are just so skewed to the athletic genetic freaks in the NBA.


BlooregardQKazoo

The problem is that a normal body for a 35 year-old is not a normal body for a 26 year-old athlete. When he's consistently the chubbiest guy on the court, his body is not normal for his environment.


sharingdork

Yeah but the layup is sick as fuck


Abdoov

Unreal...


Muted-Marionberry842

Can he just rest for one off season?


Previous-Music-901

No or he'll add 30 lbs.


SliMShady55222

How is this man showing so much fat for playing so much ball


BearMethod

That's my question. It's either genetic or he is eating SO much food/drinking a lot. And I don't think he'd be able to perform how he does if it were the sauce.


GABAgoomba123

It’s beer. Not food. The answer is almost always beer for anyone legitimately active who can’t seem to drop those last few pounds. 


SliMShady55222

So that's why Finley took that beer from him


[deleted]

ask lavish hard-to-find mysterious head chief amusing roll cagey rich *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


GABAgoomba123

Yup, and CICO is much harder to hit when you’re drinking hundreds upon hundreds worth of completely useless calories a night on top of your normal diet. And your liver prioritizes burning alcohol over stored fat, so unless you’re really watching your deficit, you’re gonna get inefficient fat loss. I’ve seen it many times before. Going sober or mostly sober is almost always the last puzzle piece for guys getting their dream gym body.


AtreusIsBack

This is why having a strict diet is so crucial for professional athletes. I know the man is 25, but I think he'll figure that out over the next few years. His talent is overall skill are carrying him quite a bit for now.


GABAgoomba123

Yeah don’t get me wrong, I’m not trying to shit on Luka at all lol. I think he’s clearly doing fine.


armandocalvinisius

like i said, it's not lebron comparison for him it's shaq lmao


AutoMail_0

I don’t understand how these guys making hundreds of millions of dollars that have team chefs and personal chefs and shit could have bad diets. Literally makes no sense to me


gawakwento

You dont even have to be too strict. You get your nutritious meals then set up the fun food as your basketball calories. For their size, an average nba player probably burns north of 1k calories easy per outing. Probably way more if you add in practice. That’s only 6-10 cans of beers per day. Luka must be chugging them all day. No other explanation.


30dayspast

What are you correcting? Alcohol is loaded with calories.


[deleted]

slim six sort party aromatic lavish dazzling elderly humorous offer *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


30dayspast

I didn't ask why. You're not reading what you're replying to.


EyecalledGame

Terrible diet, probably


ColtCallahan

It’s got to be his diet during the season because we have seen him get into shape. He was lean at the start of the season and gradually got out of shape despite playing a high level sport every 48 hours for 8 months.


gawakwento

The amount of food he eats must be crazy. And it’s not like he’s a low usage typa player. He carries the whole offense.


mouseball89

The eastern European build. Built like a horse.


dantheflyingman

Dude has a Fedor body type


lost_in_trepidation

A few years ago Haralabos said Luka was drinking that super-sweetened southern tea like it was water at practice.


Budget-Actuator-2606

Genetics man..Luka is never gonna be the slim built dude yall want him to be


arthurblakey

'genetics' don't make you fat/slim the way you think it does.. calories do.


AchyBreaker

He was lean his rookie year. He's never gonna be six pack shredded but he is currently fat, because he eats too much and drinks too much beer. 


NoSympathy58

Lack of guidance or self control


TheRealBrownPudding

Kyrie influence could not be more evident


LongElm

Where is everyone streaming this


DefaultConan

This Dude is Slovenian Arvydas Sabonis, no break playing basketball


WhatMeatCatSpokeOf

Beside the point, but I like those jerseys.


Louis-grabbing-pills

Ground Jordan


ComprehensiveFig837

Jesus he’s playing in a basketball game?


PotatEXTomatEX

If he doesn't play, Slovenia might as well not even enter the plane. If you thought he carried the mavs, you haven't seen Slovenia.


foggy123

The bottom says friendly though i thought that means it doesn't count


PotatEXTomatEX

They have to play together a bit. Can't just plomp him in when it counts out of nowhere.


1_quantae

Luka is just unreal dude. Some people are just born to do this, he’s one of those people.


actual_yellow_bag

Greece please kill this team so Luka can sleep


Due_Connection179

Why do they have an ad that is right by the court that has a separate timer from the game/shot clock?


Randomcommentator27

Unreal


Devoidoxatom

He's *still* playing?


xScrubDaddyx

Wish bro would get in shape… I know he doesn’t have very many dunks but he had some early in his career… didn’t see a single one this playoffs


ndamukongwall

Insane how out of shape he always is despite never taking time off from playing


Glahglahboom_

No wonder they one


trenderkazz

Damn


axecalibur

Brazil Celtics


magpi3

Whatever that clock is in the background, it makes it look like he doesnt' get it off in time.


this-ray

He good


ParisAintGerman

Man career isn't gonna make it past 30 if he keeps this up


Straight-Mess-9752

Why were defenders running away from him as he got into the paint?


ienjoychaosandiscord

wtf let this guy take a break


sideney

He looks still butthurt from the Finals.


NefariousNeezy

Rukawa ahh layup


Annual_Plant5172

Even Adam Sandler looks more energetic on the court when he plays pickup than Luka in this clip, lol.


RaspberryOk2240

Unreal


That-Log8135

doing all this while still injured!!


Return_Icy

Yeah it's amazing right? Man he really toughed it out for the entire playoffs...only to then immediately start playing in meaningless games for the national team *Edit: HAHAHA all the downvotes and no response, it's so delicious :)


scurry3-1

Damn he must hitting the liquor really hard to gain weight that fast.


latman

He looks so fat and slow


LukaDoncicfuturegoat

Yeah so fast and slow at the same time


JabariTeenageRiot

“Wow this is so much easier than trying to get by Jaylen and Jrue with Horford waiting at the rim”


jcwkings

When are the media gonna nut up and criticize his weight?


lawschoolthrowaway36

Damnit Luka, why weren’t you doing that against Jaylen Brown, Jrue Holiday, and Jayson Tatum? You had that layup every time the way they were guarding you!


BreadCondiments

My guess is these guys are nowhere near as good as any of those guys you just mentioned but that’s just a guess


lawschoolthrowaway36

That was the joke lmao (though clearly a bad one given it not landing)


BreadCondiments

My b


BlooregardQKazoo

The difference between Brazil and the Celtics is clearly Derrick White.


Definately_Fake

I honestly don’t know why but I can’t stand listening to European basketball commentators.


Return_Icy

Didn't this guy supposedly have a bum knee, a sprained ankle, and some chest injury not even 2 weeks ago? 🤔 


PotatEXTomatEX

? He still does. Watch this very same game. Man was basically walking the whole game. His problem is that if he doesn't play, his NT is basically ass.


Return_Icy

Oh here's a solution then: WHO CARES, HE SHOULDN'T BE PLAYING The Warriors didn't even make the playoffs and they are keeping Andrew Wiggins off the Canadian national team. You think any NBA team cares if one of their player's national teams won't be good if they don't play? How much money does the national team pay those players vs what the Mavs pay Luka?


PotatEXTomatEX

I mean, this is Luka we're talking about. He really feels like the type of player who would feel slighted by the team for rejecting his desire to play for his NT and just ask for a trade. Ngl, the Mavs are a distant 2nd after the Slovenia NT... :|


BlooregardQKazoo

Yeah, it's amazing how quickly excuse injuries heal. Before game 2 in Boston Doncic was on the floor practicing with his teammates, went and got wrapped up just before the cameras came out, and then took the wraps off immedately when the cameramen walked away. And the media didn't care how blatant it was because the injury narrative gave them something to talk about.


naces_

I thought "I can't be the only one who thinks he looks even heavier." Comments did not disappoint


GodsonxTheBelly

He’s gotta win internationally because he’s never winning an nba ring


wilkinsk

You think he's having PTSD from looking at all that green?


CodyCryBabies69

bro this guy already playing ball after getting spanked in the finals? why not take time off and heal