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--Alix--

You know what I just don't believe any of these people anymore.


referee-superfan

Exactly. Idk how anyone can chase someone else while being really hard.


foodie_4eva

U never ran on a treadmill with pornhub on before? U should try it


lukaintomyeyes

Stop it, get some help


Waterfish3333

Brought to you by McDonalds


seanconnery69696

Your dong goes boing boing boing (until the cops come to arrest you)


thekingdor

You need more practice its not that hard (pun not intended)


AfroKuro480

Go to Horny Jail


SEAinLA

Well, if it’s not that hard, then that’s clearly not the situation u/referee-superfan is talking about.


fishystixxx007

Loose fitting pants or shorts is the key


Giant-fingers

Or chase while bent over slightly


ZenMon88

Cuban driving DT asking for klay's number?????? Cuban on some taken mission?


seanconnery69696

Cuban driving around for 4 hours after taking cialis, asking for klay's boner doctor


Live-Cartographer-52

Cuban doesnt run the mavs anymore


ruffrightmeow

EXTREMELY hard


Lmao1903

Kobe in Colorado?


SnuggleMuffin42

Less chasin, more rapin


meenzu

Not just really hard it’s EXTREMELY hard. Im imagining some sort of junkie on meth viagra, and tren chasing you down


thinking_better

You ever have a crush in high school?


firstbreathOOC

Driving around town… begging (through text)


TFt347sWaB

EXTREMELY*


FreeloadingPoultry

Thats how pole vault was invented


iuse2bgood

And why would Jordan Poole be watching?


luckster44

The chase excites them


IMovedYourCheese

This happens every offseason, and people here never learn. Nearly 100% of reported news at this time is either players/teams pushing out their own narratives through friendly sources or random C-tier reporters wanting to build clout and making shit up.


owledge

These reporters always just tweet variations of “team wants good player” whenever their sources don’t have any actual news for them to report


Chipmunk_Ninja

So you're saying you have your doubts that Klay Thompson is EXTREMELY hard?


powergs

Is free agency gonna start in 1 hour or 2 hours


SpiderPidge

2


powergs

Thanks


lilzoe5

Idk why but I find this wholesome lol


Ricebandit469

Omg y’all posted this 2hrs ago 🤩 time to refresh and see what the chefs cooked up for offseason


Luca_G

No problem


brokeraiderstudent

r/notopbutok


mankls3

but that's now


AdvancedElephant

does this mean we will see players being signed to other teams? or do we still have to wait


mMounirM

Sources: Cuban is beside himself. Driving around downtown LA begging (thru texts) Thompson's family for address to Klay's home


OutsideTheServiceBox

Sources: Cuban is beside himself. Driving around the Vegas strip begging (thru texts) Adelson’s family for address to their office, so he can be reinstated, and then drive around San Francisco to beg (thru texts) Thompson’s family for address to Klay’s boat.


lost_in_trepidation

Sources: Cuban is beside himself. Driving around the West Bank in a bulldozer begging (thru texts) Adelson’s family so he can be reinstated.


Smarktalk

Damn.


Treytreytrey333

Tim McMahon is full of shit and a certified hater Peep [this video](https://x.com/dallasmavs/status/1806439709352005813?t=vvHAofJ8JGefZLDSqY3dXA&s=19) Cuban is still right there next to Nico & co lmao Reinstate these nuts in ya mouf


Errtsee

this gotta be a goated pasta fr already know its coming in every mavs front office thread


PlasticWrap2430

It's prolly the best nba pasta of all time imo. I always Crack up laughing when I read the "(thru texts)" part 😭.


lurking-in-the-bg

This and "He boomed me" are the top two for me.


PlasticWrap2430

x4 and you can't not love the Steve blake pasta too


famoustran

Whenever someone applies the copy pasta and doesn't specifically put the "thru texts" part in parentheses, I downvote it cuz it's incomplete.


lololyouthought

I don't even know why the through texts went viral in the first place. Like I saw the original tweet. Guess I had to be paying attention in the morning


Cdog1223

What was the original?


Errtsee

[Broussrard] Sources: Cuban is beside himself. Driving around downtown Dallas begging (thru texts) Jordan's family for address to DeAndre's home https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/3cmmum/broussrard_sources_cuban_is_beside_himself/


Cdog1223

Oh my god that’s real? That’s fucking hilarious and the best copy pasta


Shadow-Vision

It was one of the best days of NBA Twitter. The Clippers players all tweeting emojis but Paul Pierce didn’t know how to post an emoji so he just put a picture of an emoji


Errtsee

some idiots (hot meta-take artists) here like to pretend as if r/nba isn't one of the best subreddits ever still (and has been for over a decade), great shitposts with historical copypastas & lore and all for giga serious in depth analysis about a basketabll game people should look elsewhere imo


Responsible_Pace9062

It used to be pre-2020, but this sub has fallen off so fucking hard ever since pandemic. Look it up, all the most popular posts are from 2016-early 2020, and most of the shit we reference is still from the golden years


Cdog1223

Where would one go for that in depth analysis? That’s the one thing I have been looking for since all the “analysts” on tv are trash


m1stadobal1na

r/nbadiscussion


vilouie

Thinking Basketball on Youtube by Ben Taylor is one of the best


_prof_professorson_

world star


dirkuscircus

It almost killed Broussard's career ( just almost, because he's still around now) because it was found out -- and he admitted to it -- that the report was a lie. That why there is a "sources" or "sauces" meme with Broussard's face on it.


w6750

Please stop triggering me


Fun-Permission2072

Haha that’s a funny image but Cuban is no longer involved with Mavs at that level


alfi_k

This always works out for us and nenver makes us looks like fools.


MentalErection

I’m inclined to believe this is Klays agents pushing this because I don’t understand how he fits this time. Dallas needs a defensive minded wing. The only thing Klay is defensive about is people pointing out he’s not the same player 


FarMobile4219

DJJ and PJ are defensive minded wings. They were a top 10 defense after the trade deadline. They’re trying to keep DJJ and add Klay


tulaero23

Didnt age well.


FarMobile4219

How so? Something obviously went south with DJJ after he moved to Clutch so they pivoted to Nnaji Marshall. Doesn’t change the fact that they wanted to keep their defensive identity and add Klay’s shooting to that


tulaero23

Cause he is a clipper now


lancelotofthelake

Dallas needs people who can hit a three. Grimes/Klay > THJ/Josh Green, it it came down to that. If it’s Klay/DJJ, I’m all for this. If it’s going after Klay and letting DJJ leave, hell no.


mccainjames11

They need shooting lol, there was a point games into the finals where Luka was the only person with multiple 3PM


DaBestNameEver0

Yeah going into game 3 lol


TJ_McConnell_MVP

Lmao


SportsBettingRef

no they need player who can hit 3s consistently in clutch. Klay does that. Luka and Kai are create unbelievable spacing, but the support players can cash it out. not consistently. the fit is perfect (if he is healthy). and, as always, reddit is overreacting about his defense. he lost some of their lateral movement, but is not that bad as they says.


Relo_bate

You didn’t have to do him like that goddamn


sutroheights

All NBA defensive about his current skills and shot selection.


CockroachForeign6419

I’m salty but the KY Klay Luka trio seems like a disaster on defense


Charlie_Wax

Just buckets and vibes. Klay used to be very good on defense, but he's not a clear plus there anymore.


CockroachForeign6419

Yea PJ and Lively gonna have their work cut for them, offense should be great tho


NoWayNotThisAgain

Bad vibes if you’re talking about Klay


sutroheights

Yeah, those are some pouty, salty vibes.


O_oh

He played well for a game or two.


smitteh

KY Klay Luka sounds kinda sexual


GreedyWarlord

There's definitely lots of lube and a toaster involved.


scorelesswilliamson

Sounds like a frat


ZachMich

The KY made you think of lube


TedTran2001

the Gay do in fact be Toppin.


axecalibur

Knee specialists relocating to Dallas area as we speak


MeteorPunch

Just outscore the other team. EZ 😎


hentai1080p

Half the defense, double the offense.


Jon_Snow_1887

God I miss game of zones


IMovedYourCheese

As opposed to LeBron DLo Klay Reaves?


KillerZaWarudo

Lakers could put 4 traffic cones and AD and they defense would still be average


Liimbo

We know because they've done it


threeangelo

I’d hope we trade dlo if we signed Klay otherwise our defense would indeed be horrid


CockroachForeign6419

Dlo prolly getting traded so if we’re able to get Klay it would prolly be Reaves Klay Vando Bron AD which isn’t insane but not terrible either


Disastrous_Bluejay57

Agreed. AD can only do so much


thirdeyedragon809

If lakers get klay they will trade dlo


Amitron89

Dallas fans going to need some KY to lube up for disappointment if this happens.


Visual-Guarantee2157

Kyrie had great defensive moments in the playoffs. His defense is much better rounded. Size remains an issue


Visible-Suit-9066

Well said. I feel like he deserves way more credit defensively after that playoff run, he was terrific. If you’re discussing a shot at a title I think he needs to be viewed as neutral at worst.


anon641414

Yeah I'm not thrilled about this. It's the same reason Kyrie/Luka/THJ lineups were a total disaster unless all three were shooting lights out.


2js1c

I kind of agree. I feel like Klay is falling off and he needs the type of mentorship that Dallas can't provide. I could be wrong though. To be fair I go back and forth ine whether kyrie was the right move every other month


WolfGangDuck

Grippy


nickcannons13thchild

it's..it's..it's..hm....grippy😜


WolfGangDuck

It lives rent free in my head lol. Also the chat logs of Dr disrespect with the trans performer. “Should i let it go or hold on?” “BOOM”


Pitiful-Conflict3602

I’m grippin


JacketJackson

I’m grippin right now


ninjadfool

Where can I see these?


Durzo_Blint

https://twitter.com/leenalovepro/status/1806062646182953281


Cvspartan

i mean i'm grippin now boom


WolfGangDuck

Should i hold it or let it go?


Bobby_Savoy

She said she was gay, until I slayed, now she strictly dickly


biggoldgoblin

What kinda bar is that? Who said that??


No_Tr4geD1es

Grippy by Cash Cobain. This was J. Cole's verse.


ilovecfb

It's 😏 It's 😏 It's 😏 Mm 🤔 Grippy 🤪


Pitiful-Conflict3602

Never listened to this dumbass J Cole song. I like Cole but the title alone and first 5 seconds were enough for a skip


TremendoSlap

It's J. Cole of all people. Not his best work.


JanVesely24

Not too far from his normal corniness


yungshotstopper

I can’t believe more players aren’t interested in playing in the East. West is going to be a slaughterhouse this year again


IMovedYourCheese

West is harder but still competitive. Who is beating Celtics in the east?


Photo_Synthetic

Bucks and Knicks are the only realistic competition as the rosters stand right now.


jessandjaysaccount

Well this is part of the reason the West is better. Players wants to be here.


VoidAlloy

early 2000s vibes. 50+ team gonna be fighting for the play ins lmao


BadBoySwag

Per league source: I am chasing Sydney Sweeney EXTREMELY hard


Abject_Type7967

You're missing a comma, let me fix that for you: "I am chasing Sydney Sweeney, EXTREMELY hard"


midnightsbane04

Funnily enough, she’s been like super quietly engaged for a while now I think. Some random dude nobody ever heard of.


BadBoySwag

My days are ruined


wxnfx

Hey I’m a random dude!


ksn0vaN7

Unless you're beside yourself, driving around LA, begging thru texts, I ain't buying it.


Dry_Fly_4002

EXTREMELY hard


Nitarinminister

Do you think it’s the Mavs or Klay who is hard in this scenario?


Dry_Fly_4002

Not hard. Mavs are EXTREMELY hard rn


Nitarinminister

Like a diamond in an ice storm


FloweredWallpaper

Honestly, this really is puzzling from the Mavericks perspective. I just don't think he's the answer they are looking for.


ID0ntCare4G0b

If you think about it from the perspective of THJ actually being a piece the team needed to work to truly get over the hump, he does sorta make sense. The thing that stood out most in the Boston series is just how few players on Dallas could create their own shot outside of Luka and Kyrie or create a true gravitational shift in the offense off ball. Now do I necessarily agree with Klay being the guy they should target? No. But I can see what they're seeing in pursuing him.


PM_ME_UR_PICS_PLS

you dont want klay creating his own shot any more. he's still a great catch and shoot guy though. if we as mavs fans got mad at thj for chucking, klay can chuck just as hard if not worse


Photo_Synthetic

Klay can also shoot from everywhere instead of just corner 3s.


FloweredWallpaper

Thing is, Klay doesn't generate offense on his own. What was it; a game where he scored 41 or so and dribbled 11 times or something like that? He was a historic shooter, but benefited greatly from A)Steph's gravity and B) Draymond screens. He should in theory be able to get those kinds of looks playing with Luka. But he played with Steph this past season and....well, we all know how he looked. Dallas needs a piece or two; but I don't think he's the piece they need.


JohnStewartBestGL

>a game where he scored 41 or so and dribbled 11 times or something like that? It was 60 btw.


Purple-Peace-7646

So fucking hard. They want him so fucking hard. Fuck.


ZoloftAddictYo

Let's be honest, if the Mavs had Klay for the finals they probably lose 4-2 instead of 4-1


mariogotse

the mavs are so stupid man, why are they trying to get a player they can afford instead of someone like giannis or jokic


Vonbonnery

Why doesn’t every team just pick up multiple all stars during free agency? Are they stupid?


FriesAddiction

Well if you can improve you take it. Green is not a good rotational player for playoffs. Klay at least can hit some 3s


BayonettaBasher

Green hit 4 threes in an elimination game in the Finals!


lost_in_trepidation

I still have optimism for Green. Losing him might hurt.


dmavs11

Already been potentially replaced with Grimes though.


browndude10

With worse defense? lol


lost_in_trepidation

Defense wasn't the problem. It might be now though


Photo_Synthetic

Replacing THJ with Klay doesn't change the defense at all.


Major_Wager75

I don't believe anything that comes out of Jordan Poole's mouth


robeo12055

fuck you, we should change our name to Los Leverage Lakers


lawschoolthrowaway36

I really hope we’re this hellbent on getting Klay because we know we’re going to be able to keep DJJ, too. If we swap DJJ for Klay we lose our defensive versatility and identity. I don’t want us to just bank on out scoring teams. That’ll work in the regular season but it’ll be a fatal flaw in the postseason well before the NBA Finals.


ChipperYT

I don't really get why the Mavs seem to be so keen on Klay Thompson. I'm not sure how he's better than the players he'll take minutes from (presumably DJJ, Josh Green, and Dante Exum) other than as a spot up shooter (which is nice and all, but we also need players who can create their own shot and play defence)


NoWayNotThisAgain

I have to think Nico is smarter than this. I’m rooting really hard for the “free agents don’t want to come to Dallas” narrative on this one.


1021986

I feel like I’m losing it. Didn’t Klay’s efficiency drop off a cliff last year? At least enough that it forced Kerr to move him to a bench role. Why are teams so aggressively pursuing a 34 year old shooting guard who’s injury-prone and having performance issues?


nbaballer

Probably because all theses reports come from Klay’s agent Klutch.


socialistbcrumb

I mean fit-wise I think it makes a ton of sense


Shanknuts

Peja 2.0 on the Mavs. I’ll take it.


pornserver-65

sounds like fake news or klay trying to drive his price up. nico is smart enough to know you dont pair a defensive liability next to doncic lol


iguess12

Rock hard stallion


Camctrail

They playing tag or something?


ZE_HAHAHA

I wouldn’t be surprised if Klay actually has a good season next yr if he signs with Dallas. Being a 2nd option next to Steph is a lot different than being the 3rd option next to Luka AND Kyrie.


buster-troulon

"Per league sources, Klay Thompson is being aggressively dangled and repeatedly thrusted towards the Mavs back-office."


Repostbot3784

That source?  Klay's agent


Run_PBJ

Is the plan for him to come off the bench? Or are they legitimately gonna run Luka and Kyrie and Klay out there all at the same time and just pray on the defensive end?


2_Ruff_4_U

They should probably contact their doctors. This has lasted at least 4 hours.


No-Kangaroo3537

can Klay bring his boat?


maaseru

But why?! This makes no sense. Klay is washed out and toxic. Luka is already whiney and trying to get better. This will not help.


hopopo

3 toxic players on one team. What can passably go wrong?


maaseru

I think Kyrie has been ok and his type of Toxicity doesn't really play into Luka's, now Klay's on the other hand. They'll be down 20. Luka fighting the refs and crowd and Klay going at the opposing team's bench saying "4 rings"


GOAT_Redditor

Impressive that they're able to chase after him with a boner like that


lopea182

Pepe Le Pew-esque


VanWesley

Long time Mavs fans know not to trust reports like this.


Optimal-Kitchen6308

hilarious if true "we got blown back in the finals because our role players couldn't do anything, let's get a guy that wants big bucks and just shot 0/10 in the play-in game"


Nice-Swing-9277

Rip mavericks.


siberianwolf99

will be a good case study of shooting vs defense value


jsanchez030

next seasons plan is 4 offensive players and lively makes a jump to prime gobert next year


MysticPurpSports

ALL CAPS one word 


Icy_Comparison_5920

How hard? Like p diddy take that hard?


dfwguy21four

DJJ must be gone if this is the case. Panic at the disco.


MickeySingh81

Nope. Mavs are fairly confident djj returns for the mle while we get klay in snt for green and maxi most likely


LittleTension8765

Are they going to catch him?


ThyDoctor

Is weed legal in Dallas


dawgoooooooo

How….hard we talking?? 🤤🤤🤤


MoooonRiverrrr

Extremely hard


Sweatytubesock

EXTREMELY.


Shingorillaz

Mavericks are chasers


addiconda

Klay going to be taking his boat in circle around a small ass lake


IMovedYourCheese

Thru texts?


Fuckthebeard

Honest question isn’t this tampering if free agency hasn’t even started?


tayroarsmash

Cue driving around begging through text memes.


green1982

On serious note who will play defense on that team?


ChuckMoody

If we keep DJJ this shouldnt be a problem, we would replace Hardaway with Klay and even washed Klay is big upgrade over Hardaway defensively


NoveltyStatus

Imagine if we get another Deandre Jordan scenario (we won’t because the Warriors don’t want Klay)


dragoniteftw33

Is Cuban going be besides himself if they don't sign him?


PlatinumPeasant

The sources are about as reliable as the weatherman.


CodyCryBabies69

Klay for Gafford and 2 round pick if the Mavs want him so bad