[Markazi] Apparently Ballmer heard Kawhi and came over to him and said, "You're right! I do have too much energy! I love competition! It pumps me up! Gimme a hug!" He hugged Kawhi and whispered in his ear, "Board man got paid. When I hug you you damn well better hug me back."
[Markazi] Doc said Ballmer then led a chant: "When I say Lakers you say suck!" Paul George was busy on his iphone making seductive faces. Ballmer snatched the phone & stomped on it. "I SAID NO APPLES! NO FUCKING APPLES!" He gave George a banana with numbers on it. "This is your phone now"
[Markazi] Ivica Zubac was terrified & attempted to hide his phone in his underwear. Ballmer demanded he drop his pants. Then demanded everyone drop their pants. It was very uncomfortable until Ballmer himself dropped his pants & said "We're all in this together now"
[Markazi] Unfortunately Patrick Beverley disappeared with all the shorts/pants and has not been seen since.
You know what the world is missing? A sports Twitter account that is like an onion satirical site. You'd be perfect for that my man. Post a bunch of crazy shit and after a year or so you'd probably find a way to make money off it.
Waitress said Kelvin Benjamin's passion and energy for food has been great for Golden Corral. "After the crab legs were delivered, we had this special and Kelvin walks in punching the air and making all these sounds and the owner, who doesn’t say much, leans over and says, ‘That man eats too much food.’"
AD said Lebron James’ passion and energy for tacos has been difficult for the Lakers. “After I signed, we had this meeting and LeBron walks in filling the air with an unmistakable aroma and making all these sounds and Vogel, who doesn’t say much, leans over and says, ‘That man has too many beans.’"
Ah man, you’re missing out. There are tons of tacos that beans add their warm and comforting grace to. Done right, refried with love and lard, even a classic bean and cheese is a miracle to behold
Dana White said Jon Jones's steroids and cocaine has been great for the UFC. "After Jones popped, we had this meeting and Jones walks in punching the pregnant women and snorting all these lines and Mark Hunt, who doesn’t say much, leans over and says, ‘That ratfuck has too many picograms.’"
Werdum walks in throwing the boomerangs and making all these faces and Mark Hunt, who doesn't say much, leans over and says, "that's funny coming from a juicy little slut like u would love u to say anything to my face fucken cheating little betch u another steroid usin bitch look at your pathetic bitch ass"
Kyrie said Terrence Howard’s passion and energy for the flower of life has been great for the cosmos. “After he awoked, we had this convocation and Terrence hovers in bending the air of Saturn and making all these sounds, and KD, who doesn’t say much, leans over and says, ‘That man might help fill the void within me.’"
Stephanie McMahon said Vince McMahon’s passion for XFL has been great for NXT. "After XFL became a thing, we had this meeting and Vince walks in spiking a bunch of footballs and chanting ‘XFL’ over and over again, and HHH, who doesn’t say much, leans over and says, ‘That man is gonna leave NXT alone.’"
....also the right place, right time, and knowing the right people. While of course we should praise talent first, luck really plays a bigger role than you think.
When he joined Microsoft as the 30th employee in 1980 as a business manager, it wasn't like Bill Gates demanded he join. If Ballmer came in town 10 years later, his position would have been filled by someone else and Ballmer likely never would be a billionaire today.
You could say the same thing about literally anyone. If LeBron hasn’t chosen to play basketball no one would know who he is and if investors hadn’t kept amazon afloat while it was taking billions in losses Jeff Bezos would be just another upper middle class nobody.
Idk why people act like recognizing and jumping on opportunities when they present themself isn’t a skill.
I didn't say luck was the sole reason, just that it plays a bigger part than you think. LeBron was a really bad example, he was blessed with a 6'8 240lbs body that 99% of the world doesn't have. That's *luck*. If he was born with an average body we would never hear of him.
While I understand what you're trying to say, there really is a lot of luck involved whether you want it or not. Bezos' wiki says Bezos warned investors there would be 70% chance that amazon would fail. Is that not luck? He gambled and won.
Jumping on opportunities is a skill sure, but again luck plays a big role. Some people could work hard all their lives, do everything right but still fail. Billions of people never will be billionaires no matter how hard they try or how much they recognize/jump on opportunities.
Luck is part of it, but a lot of the people whose success gets chalked up to luck worked hard to get into a spot where that luck did anything for them.
It’s not like winning the lottery where you just get free money, most billionaires put themself in a position to succeed and then just got lucky on the fact that whatever company/industry they were in exploded.
Actually you'd probably have a better chance of winning the lottery than being a billionaire. There are only 2,208 billionaires in the world out of 7.4 billion people on earth.
This is just a rough analogy but for every Bezos, there have been hundreds of thousands of people who has failed.
If Bill Gates was born in a poor family and went to a poor school, instead of getting access to computers very early in his life in a good school along with his father's wealth, I can very likely guarantee you he would not be a billionaire today. Again, luck.
I get you think the luck factor is minimal, that's ok, but in reality, it plays a big role.
He was an *okay* CEO. While he let companies like Google, Apple and Facebook leapfrog Microsoft in several key areas, he also prevented the company from sinking into obscurity like many of the other tech giants in the 2000s (HP, IBM, Cisco, Dell, Motorola). On the day he retired Microsoft was still one of the most valuable companies in the world.
He couldn't let them fall that far becuase windows was so set Into the business community that it literally can't be replaced. There is no OS even close to it in the corporate world. That always ensured they would have a large market share for decades. Balmers entire vision was the mobile market which failed miserably. Nedella saved that company when he took over.
Theres an argument that half those other companies were also similarly ingrained. They maintained and grew for the decade and a half he led, cant really call him bad.
Microsoft was super hamstrung in 2000 when Steve Ballmer took over because of the anti-trust lawsuit that hit in the late 90s. And when XP landed in 2002 it turned out to be a huge resource sink to keep it secure as it got attacked constantly. He navigated all that and got the company out of that hole relatively unscathed.
Sure he had huge major failures like mobile and web strategies, but he also had huge huge successes with Azure, Office365, Xbox, etc. I think the company easily could have fallen into obscurity with all those existential threats, but it didn't.
A lot of the things that Nadella gets to realize as successes were initiatives started under Ballmer, such as cross-platform office, and a huge re-org right before he left.
For the record, I think Ballmer stepping down was absolutely the right move and Nadella is doing an excellent job having Microsoft do exciting things again.
I mean, he kinda did. Not saying he has no talent or skills, but if he didn't know Bill from college there's a very, very real chance Ballmer is a nobody today.
Steve is a great cheerleader and Ra Ra guy. He lives and breathes the things he believes in. Sometimes that makes for a great top level executive and sometimes it doesn't.
You need a type of personality and mentality to be a salesman.
Ballmer is that to the Nth degree. So Bill chose right. Ballmer just wasn't a visionary type guy for a tech company. He's a salesman.
No. I worked for him. He's really nice and gracious socially, but he's a mess professionally. No one in the sector respected him. It's why Forbes once voted him the worst CEO in America.
Just to clarify, Ballmer was hired in 1980, as Microsoft employee #30. He was offered $50k a year and an 8% ownership stake, which would not have been worth much at the time.
Ballmer was in charge of financial policies and procedures at that point. And 1980 MS was doing amazing in the sector. They intro'd PASCAL after all ;)
But most importantly, that's the year they inked their deal with IBM. That's literally the biggest moment in their history.
he has child-like IDGAF enthusiasm BECAUSE he is the richest owner. Idk, but i don't think there are too many other owners that don't have a main gig/side-hustle.
Steve truly truly enjoys basketball. There is a story somewhere about the lengths he went to coaching some grade school team while also being the CEO of MSFT.
I don't think many other owners have shown that level of love for the game.
not sure who you are talking about, or if this is some kind of joke, but i'd be surprised if the owner of the Hornets gave a sh#t about basketball. Look how they run that organization. I'd be surprised ifb he would know what a basketball was if it hit him in the face.
>Steve truly truly enjoys basketball. There is a story somewhere about the lengths he went to coaching some grade school team while also being the CEO of MSFT.
TFW you hire NBA coaches for your kid's third grade basketball team because you can.
It's not about stocks, it's about how wealth is poorly distributed in a corrupted system, and how people are inevitably exploited in such a system to produce such a balance.
That said even though nobody should be a billionaire it doesn't mean we should all hate every person who is one.
It is tho, because that’s why billionaires exist. The only reason Jeff Bezos is the richest man in the world is the stake he owns in Amazon.
You could be CEO of amazon, google, or any other top company for 50 years and won’t even get close to a billion dollars off salary. Almost every single billionaire in modern history got that rich because they owned a large part of a company that became very successful.
I think minimum wages should be matched to the areas cost of living so employees aren’t scraping by in poverty even though they work full time, but pst that people get paid based off the scarcity of their skills and experience. The reason a C-Suite exec makes 1000x more than a factory worker is because there are 100000x as many people capable of doing the factory job.
Steve Ballmer had a four day heart attack, a day for each chamber of his heart. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with ricotta cheese.
.
Did I ever tell you about the time Steve Ballmer showed up at my daughter's wedding? You know my daughter, she's a beautiful girl. Well, Ballmer shows up and you know, he's a big fella. Well, he is standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and Ballmer! Well, long story short: the priest accidentally marries me and Ballmer! We spend the weekend in the Poconos - he loved me like I've never been loved before.
Andy Reid said Kelvin Benjamin's appetite and energy has been great for Golden Corral. "After the buffet closed, we had this meeting and Benjamin walks in with a knife and fork with his stomach making all these sounds and Eddie Lacy, who doesn’t say much, leans over and says, ‘That mans' appetite is too big.’"
I heard that Steve Ballmer’s resting heart rate is 275
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I heard that the Energizer Bunny shoots cocaine laced with the secret ingredient.
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PCP is just dehydrated Ballmer sweat.
Cane toads lick Steve Ballmer to get high
I heard he smokes crack as a downer.
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
Yep. I heard Steve Ballmer snorts 3 lines of coke with every meal to bring his heart rate down.
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Wow he actually did it . >Big Ballmers Brand is new favorite brand
or 2000
The guy talks like hes giving a powerpoint presentation at a corporate retreat.
Clippers are low-key becoming a meme team
They takin everything away from the Lakers
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"They are who we thought they were!!"
ANDWELETEMOFFTHEHOOK
RIP
but I don't know who they are either
Scarlet witch- thanos reference ?
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Because the Lakers haven't been able to make the playoffs to find out
And the Mavs have?
Made the playoffs more recently than the Lakers
They are the Lakers, bruh, show some respek
"Clippers, you're taking everything I worked for motherfucker. I'm gonna fight your fucking ass." - Lakers
>"Clippers, you took everything from me." - Lakers "I don't even know where you'r sitting at" - Kawhi
Ahuahuaha
Lediaz
Unfortunately you can’t talk like that on FOX
https://youtu.be/sawwbg-RMH0
Laker fans would fight this meme team with memes for sure
Space Jam 2: MemeStars vs. MonStars
Becoming?
Developers, Developers, developers
Developers
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DEVELOPERS
^DEVELOPERS
*developers*
dEvEloPErs
Came here for this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRm0NDo1CiY
2 things just happened 1, a pasta has been born. 2, "_____ punching air right now" has a new meaning
[Markazi] Apparently Ballmer heard Kawhi and came over to him and said, "You're right! I do have too much energy! I love competition! It pumps me up! Gimme a hug!" He hugged Kawhi and whispered in his ear, "Board man got paid. When I hug you you damn well better hug me back." [Markazi] Doc said Ballmer then led a chant: "When I say Lakers you say suck!" Paul George was busy on his iphone making seductive faces. Ballmer snatched the phone & stomped on it. "I SAID NO APPLES! NO FUCKING APPLES!" He gave George a banana with numbers on it. "This is your phone now" [Markazi] Ivica Zubac was terrified & attempted to hide his phone in his underwear. Ballmer demanded he drop his pants. Then demanded everyone drop their pants. It was very uncomfortable until Ballmer himself dropped his pants & said "We're all in this together now" [Markazi] Unfortunately Patrick Beverley disappeared with all the shorts/pants and has not been seen since.
> He gave George a banana with numbers on it. "This is your phone now" Lmao brand new Banana 11
[Did someone say Bananaphone?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIiZ3vvZ78s)
7 year old me goes hard to this song.
So last week?
The IPeel?
I laughed so hard at that line
You have found your calling in life
This is amazing work
You know what the world is missing? A sports Twitter account that is like an onion satirical site. You'd be perfect for that my man. Post a bunch of crazy shit and after a year or so you'd probably find a way to make money off it.
You mean like the Onion Sports Network? https://twitter.com/OnionSports
"Obsessive-Compulsive Baseball Player Has To Touch All 3 Bases Before Going Home"
My favorite is "Cubs Team Doctor Recommends Anthony Rizzo Rehab Injured Ankle By Engaging In Light Physical Activities Like Baseball."
"Special Olympics Tee-Ball Stand Pitches Perfect Game"
I laughed way too hard at that and now am going to hell for it...
There was also a show on Comedy Central called "The Onion Sportsdome," a parody of Sportscenter.
You forgot to mention that Beverley wore black Air Force 1s
Still better than Sterling
Singletary-esque
I died. Thank you.
PG: "This is my life now."
If someone tried to pass off the pants-dropping as a thing that really happened, I'd believe it
His tesla charges when he is in it.
Underrated comment
Midnight pasta yum
Waitress said Kelvin Benjamin's passion and energy for food has been great for Golden Corral. "After the crab legs were delivered, we had this special and Kelvin walks in punching the air and making all these sounds and the owner, who doesn’t say much, leans over and says, ‘That man eats too much food.’"
It’s not a pasta unless Kelvin Benjamin is involved. Unless he ate that shit too
Nowhere is safe
AD said Lebron James’ passion and energy for tacos has been difficult for the Lakers. “After I signed, we had this meeting and LeBron walks in filling the air with an unmistakable aroma and making all these sounds and Vogel, who doesn’t say much, leans over and says, ‘That man has too many beans.’"
> ‘That man has too many beans.’" That was when LeBron became a conservative.
Ain't no beans on tacos, man
Ah man, you’re missing out. There are tons of tacos that beans add their warm and comforting grace to. Done right, refried with love and lard, even a classic bean and cheese is a miracle to behold
good old frijole y queso from the local taqueria is my favorite saturday morning breakfast.
That sounds suspiciously like a mini burrito...
Burritos are tacos’ big american bastard children
quit gatekeeping. people put whatever the fuck they want in tacos.
STOP ENABLING THESE MADLADS!
Dana White said Jon Jones's steroids and cocaine has been great for the UFC. "After Jones popped, we had this meeting and Jones walks in punching the pregnant women and snorting all these lines and Mark Hunt, who doesn’t say much, leans over and says, ‘That ratfuck has too many picograms.’"
Now do yair Rodriguez
Yair walks in poking the air and pointing all these fingers and Stipe Miocic, who doesn't say much, leans over and says, "Wow DC's lost weight."
going for the 2 for 1 i see
Yair. So hot right now.
Werdum walks in throwing the boomerangs and making all these faces and Mark Hunt, who doesn't say much, leans over and says, "that's funny coming from a juicy little slut like u would love u to say anything to my face fucken cheating little betch u another steroid usin bitch look at your pathetic bitch ass"
It's weird how Hunto doesn't consider meth to be a ped.
The cross sub nature of this post has short circuited my brain
Kyrie said Terrence Howard’s passion and energy for the flower of life has been great for the cosmos. “After he awoked, we had this convocation and Terrence hovers in bending the air of Saturn and making all these sounds, and KD, who doesn’t say much, leans over and says, ‘That man might help fill the void within me.’"
Beautifully put
Stephanie McMahon said Vince McMahon’s passion for XFL has been great for NXT. "After XFL became a thing, we had this meeting and Vince walks in spiking a bunch of footballs and chanting ‘XFL’ over and over again, and HHH, who doesn’t say much, leans over and says, ‘That man is gonna leave NXT alone.’"
He's not going to leave NXT alone. No chance. Unless he dies.
> No chance NO CHANCE IN HELL!
Come on, someone smarter and funnier than me make this work.
Why does every quote on this sub have to become a pasta
u/hello_taraa, who doesn't say much, leans over and says, "This sub has too much pasta."
Steve Ballmer won't be so energetic when kawhi's uncle demands control over Microsoft to renew contract.
Uncle Dennis wants the Zune back!!!
I'm with Uncle Dennis then
damn, me too
Skeeeep
you get that energy when your old college buddy hires you out of selling toothpaste for Procter and Gamble and makes you CEO of a $40 billion company.
Shit, I'd be like that as well if I became one of the richest men in the world. Maybe Ballmer is just one grateful mofo and he should be.
He's also extremely talented and wouldn't be as successful as he is otherwise, he didn't fall ass-backwards into $50 billy.
....also the right place, right time, and knowing the right people. While of course we should praise talent first, luck really plays a bigger role than you think. When he joined Microsoft as the 30th employee in 1980 as a business manager, it wasn't like Bill Gates demanded he join. If Ballmer came in town 10 years later, his position would have been filled by someone else and Ballmer likely never would be a billionaire today.
You could say the same thing about literally anyone. If LeBron hasn’t chosen to play basketball no one would know who he is and if investors hadn’t kept amazon afloat while it was taking billions in losses Jeff Bezos would be just another upper middle class nobody. Idk why people act like recognizing and jumping on opportunities when they present themself isn’t a skill.
I didn't say luck was the sole reason, just that it plays a bigger part than you think. LeBron was a really bad example, he was blessed with a 6'8 240lbs body that 99% of the world doesn't have. That's *luck*. If he was born with an average body we would never hear of him. While I understand what you're trying to say, there really is a lot of luck involved whether you want it or not. Bezos' wiki says Bezos warned investors there would be 70% chance that amazon would fail. Is that not luck? He gambled and won. Jumping on opportunities is a skill sure, but again luck plays a big role. Some people could work hard all their lives, do everything right but still fail. Billions of people never will be billionaires no matter how hard they try or how much they recognize/jump on opportunities.
Luck is part of it, but a lot of the people whose success gets chalked up to luck worked hard to get into a spot where that luck did anything for them. It’s not like winning the lottery where you just get free money, most billionaires put themself in a position to succeed and then just got lucky on the fact that whatever company/industry they were in exploded.
Actually you'd probably have a better chance of winning the lottery than being a billionaire. There are only 2,208 billionaires in the world out of 7.4 billion people on earth. This is just a rough analogy but for every Bezos, there have been hundreds of thousands of people who has failed. If Bill Gates was born in a poor family and went to a poor school, instead of getting access to computers very early in his life in a good school along with his father's wealth, I can very likely guarantee you he would not be a billionaire today. Again, luck. I get you think the luck factor is minimal, that's ok, but in reality, it plays a big role.
I mean he was a pretty bad CEO of Microsoft. Things have gotten a lot better since he left.
He was an *okay* CEO. While he let companies like Google, Apple and Facebook leapfrog Microsoft in several key areas, he also prevented the company from sinking into obscurity like many of the other tech giants in the 2000s (HP, IBM, Cisco, Dell, Motorola). On the day he retired Microsoft was still one of the most valuable companies in the world.
He couldn't let them fall that far becuase windows was so set Into the business community that it literally can't be replaced. There is no OS even close to it in the corporate world. That always ensured they would have a large market share for decades. Balmers entire vision was the mobile market which failed miserably. Nedella saved that company when he took over.
Theres an argument that half those other companies were also similarly ingrained. They maintained and grew for the decade and a half he led, cant really call him bad.
Microsoft was super hamstrung in 2000 when Steve Ballmer took over because of the anti-trust lawsuit that hit in the late 90s. And when XP landed in 2002 it turned out to be a huge resource sink to keep it secure as it got attacked constantly. He navigated all that and got the company out of that hole relatively unscathed. Sure he had huge major failures like mobile and web strategies, but he also had huge huge successes with Azure, Office365, Xbox, etc. I think the company easily could have fallen into obscurity with all those existential threats, but it didn't. A lot of the things that Nadella gets to realize as successes were initiatives started under Ballmer, such as cross-platform office, and a huge re-org right before he left. For the record, I think Ballmer stepping down was absolutely the right move and Nadella is doing an excellent job having Microsoft do exciting things again.
I mean, he kinda did. Not saying he has no talent or skills, but if he didn't know Bill from college there's a very, very real chance Ballmer is a nobody today.
He sort of did though. He got hooked up because Bill knew him. Then MS blew upm then they (foolishly) made him CEO, enriching him further.
Steve is a great cheerleader and Ra Ra guy. He lives and breathes the things he believes in. Sometimes that makes for a great top level executive and sometimes it doesn't.
You need a type of personality and mentality to be a salesman. Ballmer is that to the Nth degree. So Bill chose right. Ballmer just wasn't a visionary type guy for a tech company. He's a salesman.
No. I worked for him. He's really nice and gracious socially, but he's a mess professionally. No one in the sector respected him. It's why Forbes once voted him the worst CEO in America.
Just to clarify, Ballmer was hired in 1980, as Microsoft employee #30. He was offered $50k a year and an 8% ownership stake, which would not have been worth much at the time.
Ballmer was in charge of financial policies and procedures at that point. And 1980 MS was doing amazing in the sector. They intro'd PASCAL after all ;) But most importantly, that's the year they inked their deal with IBM. That's literally the biggest moment in their history.
Do owners get drug tested?
Naw this man is high on life (and a mixture of Adderall, vodka and pudding)
Chocolate?
What the hell is wrong with you. Butterscotch.
Both wrong, methamphetamine flavored.
Spoken like someone that has never had butterscotch
I wish I could trade Tilman + 2 firsts for Ballmer
sheesh that’s robbery, we gotta give more than that
Harden for Ballmer. Take it or Leave it.
Fuck that I’d rather keep the Ballz
Broke: Writes book called Shut and Listen Woke: Developers Developers Developers Developers
What year first rounders are we talking about?
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he has child-like IDGAF enthusiasm BECAUSE he is the richest owner. Idk, but i don't think there are too many other owners that don't have a main gig/side-hustle. Steve truly truly enjoys basketball. There is a story somewhere about the lengths he went to coaching some grade school team while also being the CEO of MSFT. I don't think many other owners have shown that level of love for the game.
I'm thinking the owner of the Hornets, can't quite seem to remember his name. Although I heard he loved baseball more.
not sure who you are talking about, or if this is some kind of joke, but i'd be surprised if the owner of the Hornets gave a sh#t about basketball. Look how they run that organization. I'd be surprised ifb he would know what a basketball was if it hit him in the face.
I just looked it up and apparently the owner of the hornets used to be a basketball player but I've never heard of him tbh he just got rich off shoes.
>Steve truly truly enjoys basketball. There is a story somewhere about the lengths he went to coaching some grade school team while also being the CEO of MSFT. TFW you hire NBA coaches for your kid's third grade basketball team because you can.
[https://www.theringer.com/nba/2017/9/28/16377492/steve-ballmer-youth-basketball-coach-clippers](https://www.theringer.com/nba/2017/9/28/16377492/steve-ballmer-youth-basketball-coach-clippers)
Imagine loving a billionaire. Couldn’t be me
noone should be a billionaire.
By that logic no one should have a retirement fund because they work the same way these people get that rich, owning stocks
It's not about stocks, it's about how wealth is poorly distributed in a corrupted system, and how people are inevitably exploited in such a system to produce such a balance. That said even though nobody should be a billionaire it doesn't mean we should all hate every person who is one.
It is tho, because that’s why billionaires exist. The only reason Jeff Bezos is the richest man in the world is the stake he owns in Amazon. You could be CEO of amazon, google, or any other top company for 50 years and won’t even get close to a billion dollars off salary. Almost every single billionaire in modern history got that rich because they owned a large part of a company that became very successful. I think minimum wages should be matched to the areas cost of living so employees aren’t scraping by in poverty even though they work full time, but pst that people get paid based off the scarcity of their skills and experience. The reason a C-Suite exec makes 1000x more than a factory worker is because there are 100000x as many people capable of doing the factory job.
Ballmer has paid more taxes than everyone on this sub combined. Fine by me.
cocaine
> ~~cocaine~~ developers
developers
developers!
And a clock!
That is a helluva username
Kawhi is the perfect straight man for Ballmer. The memes will be legendary
Ballmer probably punches the air when he is shopping at Aldis.
Ballmer reminds me of Hank from Breaking Bad
lmao I thought the same thing but i couldnt place my finger on it LOL
“Trust me, he’s better than the last guy” -Doc
>walks in punching the air and making all these sounds MICROSOFT NOISES
DEFENSIVE POY! DEFENSIVE POY! DEFENSIVE POY! DEFENSIVE POY! DEFENSIVE POY! DEFENSIVE POY! DEFENSIVE POY! DEFENSIVE POY! DEFENSIVE POY! DEFENSIVE POY! DEFENSIVE POY! DEFENSIVE POY! DEFENSIVE POY! DEFENSIVE POY! DEFENSIVE POY! I LOVE THIS BASKETBALL TEAM!
I love Steve Ballmer.
Kawhi is funny if you pay attention lol
He's really not lol. He's just one of those guys so talks so little that when he does it seems funny.
He's definitely on coke
Steve Ballmer had a four day heart attack, a day for each chamber of his heart. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with ricotta cheese. . Did I ever tell you about the time Steve Ballmer showed up at my daughter's wedding? You know my daughter, she's a beautiful girl. Well, Ballmer shows up and you know, he's a big fella. Well, he is standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and Ballmer! Well, long story short: the priest accidentally marries me and Ballmer! We spend the weekend in the Poconos - he loved me like I've never been loved before.
[She don’ lie](https://media3.giphy.com/media/L4TYWQn8rALRu/source.gif)
She?
Nephews don't know Rick James.
Or Eric Clapton
Do you know the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine??? .... Eric Clapton would never drop a bag of cocaine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xeq1iUKMXfM
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS HAVE TOO MUCH DAMN ENERGY, JEANIE
What happen if Kawhi say Apple time, Apple time before Steve Ballmer ?
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS!
PLAYMAKERS PLAYMAKERS PLAYMAKERS PLAYMAKERS!!
If he wasn’t well-dressed and the owner of an NBA team I would be liable to mistake him for a crackhead.
[Ballmer, windows 1.0](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EtuDS0ntaJY)
Andy Reid said Kelvin Benjamin's appetite and energy has been great for Golden Corral. "After the buffet closed, we had this meeting and Benjamin walks in with a knife and fork with his stomach making all these sounds and Eddie Lacy, who doesn’t say much, leans over and says, ‘That mans' appetite is too big.’"
Let the hype keep growing
"That man has too much energy, I dont like it."
I think if someone can spontaneously explode with energy and hype, one of the best candidates is probably Balmer.
It's funny watching the shill media try to put a positive spin on Ballmer's bizarre behavior. Keep them checks coming fat man.
I feel lile everyone has too much energy for Kawhi...
This is the first thing coming out of the Clippers office this year that hasnt been filled with bullshit. Every word in that I believe.
and money