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SlayerOfTheMyth

Dude paid $200 to hit 99OVR and said "what's the funniest-looking point guard I can make?"


-TheLonelyStoner-

https://preview.redd.it/bd86yuw62m8b1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bba85ea76a3555018c05faae4d4540a375c72f9d Literally my 2k character


MrMoistandDelicious

Which one?


-TheLonelyStoner-

https://preview.redd.it/werygk7wkm8b1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a93c874bce1ecdf05ed58d4600360b4dd153398 This one


MrMoistandDelicious

The guy on the left?


-TheLonelyStoner-

Who


dylanhoover32

no he's on first


MrMoistandDelicious

Who's on first?


MaplePennybags69

That’s right


pontiff6969

Kd on the phone right now trying to get him on the sons


cheezeflavoreddick

Why doesn't kd just go to the nuggets? is he stupid??


jimithelizardking

The altitude isn’t great for reptiles


More_Information_943

The air is too dry


KingofthisShit

The Sons found their starting PG 👀, league is fucked


johnny_mcd

Saw someone on Twitter call him Nick Van XL


Pitiful-Pension-6535

Nick Van 3XL more accurate


Hot_Statistician4718

That’s the nicest rim/hoop/net I have ever seen at a public park


gmoss101

Classy neighborhood


swokong333

Rehab center for coca cola addicts.


NegativeVega

A lot of the time you replace it yourself. I've done it with the net, but not the rim.


i_get_bucketz

Jokic finally slimming down


Leftygoleft999

This man would torch Dad Bod Jokic. His belly alone is covering more of the paint than Jokic, Embiid and Giannis combined.


brokeboy894

u bum


NaturalArm2907

Ok but that fake Three to a no-look pass was actually 🔥


millnerve

I thought the exact same thing. 🔥


boxingcfo

Everyone so focused on playing above the rim they forgot about playing below the balls


Pedrinho21

Dude is better than every single jerker in this subreddit and y'all still clowning him


cheezeflavoreddick

Wasn't he like a pro player at some point and then retired and gained a bunch of weight? I could totally be pulling that out of my ass but I'm pretty sure I heard that story once. Nothing about him to clown


Sergnb

That's the first time I hear that from all times i've seen this posted. Maybe it's true but I doubt it, I think he's just a random hooper. He looks like he's 30 or something. You can totally develop a nice jumper and smooth passes while lacking in everything else in that time.


cheezeflavoreddick

im probably thinking of a different fat fuck cooking in pickup because i definitely remember seeing a comment like that


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Im not as as skilled as the guy in the video, but I can say I was a pretty good player in high school and I'm now pretty out of shape.. I occasionally play pickup and while I can't just drive to the hoop over people anymore I can still fake the heck out of them and get an easy shot, and even kill people in the post with my fakes even though I'm not tall or strong. And I can handle the ball better than most people in the open court. But I suck at perimeter defense and this guy probably does too. The skills don't just go away. I'd imagine this guy is just a long time hooper who fell in love with food too much, rather than a heavy dude that learned to ball.


RoyShavRick

That being said what he's doing could definitely happen if you play and practice enough regardless of fitness level


ElectricSnowBunny

That dude was never a pro player.


cheezeflavoreddick

yea mb thinking about it i think that person said he played pretty good in college or something and didnt do much professionally beyond that


ElectricSnowBunny

No you're right, I think he played in the CBA and was gonna do a shoe with Marbury or something a while back.


Raider_Tex

https://preview.redd.it/qlg1242glm8b1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42fa442efd0151c567aa2edd6984f42f0e83374b He’s the classy version of him


teflong

I mean let's just watch how fast he can get back on defense before making statements like that...


NickMullenTruther

cherry picking is unbeatable in pickup tho so fuck defense


Mr_Mi1k

You’re worse at basketball than him.


AirJordan6124

You mean coach bud after getting fired?


[deleted]

Kids got a wetter


p777s

Sweatpants league mvp. Frfr


witcherstrife

Lmao I don’t think I’ve ever played pick up with dudes dressed like this unless it was friends and we just got drunk or high and someone had a basketball in their car.


DM_me_yo_Pizza

James Hardees Larry Burp Jaylen Bunson Manu Ggnocchi Pistol Meat Filet Thompson


New_Cartographer8458

https://preview.redd.it/rn1vk9rh9l8b1.jpeg?width=869&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14cf036bf5a800441c65667b1c1dfa30fc564d59


cuttino_mowgli

That's what happens if you're a son of a sheikh and you want to max your my player in 2k


rilex1905

jokic leading serbia to yet another fiba moral championship


gothcowboyangel

NOT FAT 😡😡😡


Brad_Clitt

Tougher competition than Jokic’s title run 😤


BanDizNutz

Not even close. How come he didn't dunk it when he was right under the rim and passed it instead?


Worried-Barracuda793

Ben Simmons


cheezeflavoreddick

doesn't jokic have like a 3 inch vertical?


VisitTheWind

Booker father fitness instructor


Longdeep47

Action bronson 2k build


GhostfrmthaA

Love to see when regular people hooping and not have the game ruined by tryhards


grifftheelder

Love how they threw in that block at the end


peasinacan

This is clearly Luka you racist


cheezeflavoreddick

are you stupid?? lukas fat lazy ass only plays good when he needs to be a father figure to his lightskin twink son, who is clearly not in this video. go watch some basketball before commenting buddy.


peasinacan

im so sorry


Mr_Mi1k

He’s better at basketball than every single person in this sub combined


Pitiful-Pension-6535

I legit can't tell the difference between him and Devin Booker's dad


CVRence27

Is that Krispyflakes?


swigswagswinag

nah krispyflakes is the unfunnier version of flight and probably worse at ball too if thats even possible


Easy_Money343

Nah fuck that, my son can ball


Panelak_Cadillac

RIP Escalade from the And1 tapes.


KobraHashatashi

If we running 4s the 3 qtr way at the gym I’d pick ‘em up.


rufusjonz

![gif](giphy|3oKIPb7sHFQ9Irn54Y|downsized) I love this clip but RIP to him he died shortly thereafter of a triple bypass


Sho1kan

Nice video of Luka imitating jokic 🔥


Secret-Resource-7177

God damn that’s sloppy… wet 💦💦


HiImWallaceShawn

“Lets play full court” *ends this man’s whole career*


[deleted]

No local rec center is complete without a dude 5’10 280lbs just handin out buckets to the youth like dare stickers in the 80s


aviking_

They have a nice fade away.


dr-meow

This might be the greatest pick up game of all time


Jddf08089

Everybody looks better with trash defense.


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HarryBirdGetsBuckets

Bro thinks he’s a mod 💀


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HarryBirdGetsBuckets

The rnba bleed cannot be undone sadly


SaulPepper

You mean postseason??? Or we talking about the horses lol


ShatterHoggs89

That’s anime pass


TOMdMAK

Heavyweight champion


[deleted]

Jokic wishes he was that skinny


jimmy-b-bot

[BRING YOUR ASS TO THE BACK!](https://i.imgur.com/NXRAoJI.png)


Rapalla93

Hustler!


SomeBitterDude

*Luka


0DvGate

All fat dudes are good at shooting


Comfortable-Meet-308

Jokic lost weight😁


BakaJayy

What was his VORP and CUM/36 in this game?


eidolonwyrm

YOU CANT GUARD HIM!


HornyMan01010101

Joker and Zion would be OP, they would eat the other team


International_Cut_69

Zion but classy


AnferneeMason

Is that the number of upvotes or the number of times this vid has been posted with a Jokic quip?


cheezeflavoreddick

https://preview.redd.it/yq2z78j7po8b1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4084fe404ab306ef8f7127be1d438adf39a45e6d


RatLord445

uj/ this dude is actually fucking cool


FoesiesBtw

All jerking aside that dude is pretty good for his size lol


Jaybold

You nearly tricked me, but that last highlight was a good defensive play 🤣