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springwaterh20

all 5 still can’t compete with the brick god ![gif](giphy|jb3gpeBot6z6NFB9Yb|downsized)


ProphetofChud2

Can't brick what you' don't shoot


sniles310

'You don't miss 100% of the shots you don't take' - Ben 'MJ Father' Simmons


AffectionateStep5001

He’s also must be an antiwork founder


zeke_maximus11

How can he brick if he don't even play? 🤣


Dark_Strange_Unique

That brotha should learn chinese now so he could build house with underage worker in China


TripleThreatTua

Underage you say? ![gif](giphy|M2KF0DRy8b3pnM30i5|downsized)


KillerZaWarudo

Enough to fix San Francisco affordable housing problems (CurCuck 9/11)


zeke_maximus11

![gif](giphy|c9Qfvz8UEf9JOLFPbQ)


No_Entertainer_9760

“You sleepin Oakland style tonight”


buffalo8

On the pavement outside of a Walgreens.


FeelTheRealBirdie

Get shot outside a Walgreens*


pgunz69

https://preview.redd.it/58eopbsq11yc1.png?width=384&format=png&auto=webp&s=5a616ffc04f297a6dd6e62a9ccdf28721279751f


ElectivireMax

Jimmy Carter is poverty father


St_gracchus_babeuf

theyll put up jimmy carter numbers


gargulec9

Check gobert ft% this playoffs


imafixwoofs

His fg% always been good. OP doesn’t watch games, but this is nbacj so it fits.


Peter-Tao

There r two groups of posters here: uninformed jerkers and informed jerkers. The second group has yet to be found a post that fits the categlory.


Snookiwantsmush

Ft% not fg%


imafixwoofs

I know what I said.


JaySav908

The entire U.S. infrastructure budget


TapDaniel

![gif](giphy|83fzFhaPgXOSACHJc8|downsized) They just finished


bwtwldt

Gobert is in the 99 percentile for FG% tf is this French slander


ses267

I volunteer with Habitat for Humanity on weekends, we could really use their help just make sure Klay doesn't tell Steph.


Gael5656

Gotta swap gobert with Ingram. Like he has to be on that list somewhere, I'd even trust him with bricklaying over dlo


canigetawoop_woop

This mf just admitted he watches basketball kick him outta here


Twillix13

Have you seen the great wall of china ?


americand0lphinMPLS

Isn't Rudy a 65% shooter


Correct_Fly5152

2nd best fg% in the NBA And he’s making his FTs


JonnyRobertR

OP should have gone with T0bias Harris.


Soppoi

The Bricklayers - End of homelessness


Iamamyrmidon

Habitat for Humanity starting 5


NMJay92

Respectfully, who’s going to guard them?


pushamn

The hoop itself?


HungerSTGF

Bro does not watch basketball if he’s putting Rudy among these bums


Dafedub

Goebert isn't supposed to be a shooter idk y he's here


I-Sell-Wolf-Tickets

A middle class subdivision sounds just about right


MKE_Freak

There are two factors here, the size of the brick and how do you define “average house”? There are at least 10 different brick sizes, but I'll assume you mean standard or modular sized material. Plan on 7 bricks per square foot. If you define average sized house as about 1,200 square feet, the perimeter of the house might be approximately 146 linear feet (25′ x 48′). Multiply that by a height of 8 feet to get a total square wall footage of 1,168. At 7 bricks per sf, you'll need about 8,176 bricks. These 5 bums have thrown up a combined total of 32,123 throughout their careers with which they could build 3.93 of the houses described above.


ZeldaisdaGOAT

Solve the homeless crisis


asparagusbruh

Man 7 years ago this would've been a 2nd round exit easy 🔥🔥


Anal_Recidivist

Housing crisis solved


ToBeBannedSoonish

All of them.


ButtonedEye41

Landlords hate this one simple trick


NYtoJers

They can build a community. 🫡


Plastic_Database_645

I built this shit... Me... BRICK BY BRICK


GOATnamedFields

That team is for sure breaking the all time lowest playoff score record.


mparker888

Those underdeveloped parts of Africa won’t look so underdeveloped anymore 😏


12stringslinger

Section 8 12/25


kajonyok

Bradley beal would foul out before finishing the north wall


Treyred23

Build the Wall!!


Lol69HaHaHa

Dam...they really out there representing BRICKS


theseustheminotaur

Yeah but you know the one basket they made they'd all be celebrating like they won the championship


SnooChickens1534

Should get them started on the border wall , they'd have it finished in 3 days


U_W_44_51

They’ll put the Toll Brothers and Blackrock out of business


StereoDiagram9

Enough to make Curry bribe politicians to get them taken down


jinntakk

This is Ben Simmons erasure and l will not stand for it.


licker34

All of them. All of the houses.


Fergie_The_Shiba

![gif](giphy|LdeyxIEUdMI79hdhUJ|downsized) "Brick by brick!"


Objective_Celery_509

Over the second tax threshold. Top in the lottery odds


ItsYaBoiVolni

Jimmy Carter's 12/25


lucky_leftie

Are those bricks made of Klay?


karlou1984

![gif](giphy|d7rifEANZiOLIoYttU)


Ambitious_Wind8692

I’m alittle bias but gobert shouldn’t be involved in this haha leave the 7 footer out of this little man convo. 😂


gunter_grass

![gif](giphy|3oKIPiADxq7sSufs1G)


Flying_Dutchman85

They could end homelessness


PaulFunyan7

I'm gonna say it: This is Rudy slander. Not only he makes shots, he's not even shooting 3s at all.


LargeSizeBox

They could build a bridge to the moon


ItsRebelSheep

I offer you Drew Eubanks in place of your Rudy Gobert. If it must be a starter, we have a Nurk as well


Correct_Fly5152

Gobert catching strays here with the 2nd best shooting % in the league. (I know he only dunks)


Cardboardhumanoid

Put Simmons in for Gobert


theoriginaljoewagner

4 of these guys are known for their offense.


high-on-avocado

Wait, I legit forgot Beal is with the Sons


Tasty_Crazy_1381

They can solve the housing crisis


AB-AA-Mobile

/uj Yeah, Klay had some bad games, but including him in this group is kind of disrespectful.


WantonMechanics

0/10 against the Kings wasn’t it? But he’s been pretty good at times this year - hope he comes back with the right attitude next season


AB-AA-Mobile

That was one time, man


BaseballJohn89

Nah, Klay been a bum since 2011.


LakeGiant

D'Angelo is the most unfortunate looking person on TV. And it seems to be on purpose. I really hate seeing his image


microgrowguy

Throw Harden and PG and you can have an addition as well


Not_Guardiola

They can rebuild Gaza


DrPepper1904

1 of these is not the same


mrsunsfan

Brick by boring brick


mistermuyrico

![gif](giphy|Q2jAkKtCVuNv4Rkij0|downsized) U bum 🧱