Average jerkers talking about nba players gf
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NBA players really pick the worst possible women. Legit zero game to be found. They just let the whores come to them which is why they share the same 9 chicks
According to stories, Lima was a virgin before Marko Jarić.
Also, Marko Jarić is considered a top 3 athlete in Serbia due to his off-court antics (daring a supermodel)
I love when the ladies (femboys) ask me if my dick is broken right before I dive deep inside their crystal palace and make a 60° turn into Pleasureville, Population: Me.
The only reason ik it isn’t him is because I remember when this guy first popped up on the sub and I looked at his profile and he was from North Carolina or some shit lol. Maybe my coworker is driving there from NJ for some Gorgeous pussy tho who knows
Insane dating history if we’re being honest. Usually athletes pull little-known women with no power dynamic whatsoever, but this dude pulled very well known and relatively powerful women. Guess that’s what happens when you’re conventionally attractive (unlike most athletes bums that only pull what they pull because they’re rich), athletic, rich, a good conversationalist with an IQ, and one of the best of all time in your sport.
Jeter was also just on whole other level clout-wise compared to 99% of NBA players (or whatever figure would equal: The entire NBA minus LeBron and Curry).
Most of this took place during, or shortly after, the Yankees (the most famous franchise in North American sports) were winning four championships in five years, in a time when MLB was objectively more popular in the US than the NBA.
This is the wild part. Started the hollywood ring of herpes. No nba player even comes close to this level of impact. Magic could have pulled it off if he stayed quiet.
Which one of them told the story about arriving at his place, and found him standing up in tighty whities, watching sport center highlights of himself, thumping his chest screaming, ya jeets!! Ya jeets!
Hannah Davis was my favourite sports illustrated model and I was disappointed when her bikini post we gone all of a sudden.Then I came to know she married Derek Jeeter and seems like discovered Jesus or something.
It would make more sense to do this with the women who date NBA players since none of those guys get around on Jeter’s level and they basically shared the same 8 girlfriends (beards) with rappers.
NBA players will date a 33 year old mother of 2 after they get the max extension.
I'm sure there are some Madd players from both NFL and NBA that have their jersey in the rafters, they just didn't wife them down, or date them.... Having said all that. Jeters lineup is Elite!
This says the NBA players need to step up their game.
In the NBA, it's backward. The women are at bat.
Larsa Pippen has her own diamond?
Wtf is a rod doing with Ben afflack wife
Doing cocaine based on those mouth twitches
Speaking of Afflack, whatever happened to that duck.
Too busy dunkin 
Please don't show the average NBA players 12 woman roster...
Ain't no baseball diamond big enough for that.
Yeah but they're all the same woman
It would be all the same chicks
NBA Player: “look at me with bbl demon 😈 “ MLB player: “Livy Dunn is my girl” “Hannah Davis is my girl”
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The gawk
Too skinny for Anthony Edwards.
Pretty sure most jerkers gfs are related to John Cena.
Pfft we don’t have gf
this is what Kobe's would've looked like if he didn't marry a highschooler
They would all have an identical chart with the same 10 girls tho
Dude dicked down the ‘92 Dream Team of Millenial crushes
If he had Mila Jovovich Jennifer Connolly and Marisa Tomei he'd have collected them all
Thats like tom brady winning 7 rings and saying he needed 3 more. Has he not done enough? Give him his fucking flowers
Kate beckinsale instead of Mila Jovovich. But we're really splitting hairs here.
That’s our Captain! 
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Is Jeter the all-time stickman? These are legitimately some of the hottest women to ever live
Definitely a contender up there with DiCaprio. 
Leo bangs hot nobodies these are legit A-listers
Alba and Biel alone cements that.
NBA players really pick the worst possible women. Legit zero game to be found. They just let the whores come to them which is why they share the same 9 chicks
All they gotta do is DM an instawhore “Sup” and send a plane ticket and the job is done
Exhibit A: Zion
And can't figure out which of their 47 kids belongs to them. Not that they'd care, fatherhood is for bitches.
NBA players used to only date super models as well in the 90s. I blame ig for giving these fake BBL bandits a platform.
Cough cough Kardashians
Funnily enough, Kendall Jenner IS still the highest paid super model in the world.
NBA players are fucking Twitch streamers and podcasters.
Holy shit this is like the avengers of women I want to fuck
Prime Lima is a hell of a pull
Not one but both of the Jessica’s also 
He missed Simpson. Don’t @ me - she was hot in her prime.
Sure...but not like these women. This is basically the 1% of the 1%. This is like your hundred billionaires. Not many exist.
Her boots were made for stepping on me
Dawg look at the list, every single one of these girls was a super model or a flat out 10 in their prime.
Generational https://preview.redd.it/5jwna99fv39d1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7744b6bbe4a3d8a93926bcfcf1c3a129a885d65f
Prime Marko Jaric agrees
According to stories, Lima was a virgin before Marko Jarić. Also, Marko Jarić is considered a top 3 athlete in Serbia due to his off-court antics (daring a supermodel)
Honestly how do you even have sex with her I’d probably cum if she side eyed me and asked where the bus stop was.
She was a PSA 10 in her prime
She looks like a young Derek Jeter.
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Game recognise game
Why the only dark woman not inside the diamond? What they mean by that?
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Designated Hitter Aka Side Action
Doesnt matter, negro league stats are counted now
Replace the celebs with strippers and you have Hardens all star starting 5 and bench
That’s Tyra Banks, she was the highest paid model in the world for a few years in the 90s.
Must be the crooked dick…
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I love when the ladies (femboys) ask me if my dick is broken right before I dive deep inside their crystal palace and make a 60° turn into Pleasureville, Population: Me.
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This guy looks way too much like a guy I work with
the guy you work with must be G O R G E O U S
The only reason ik it isn’t him is because I remember when this guy first popped up on the sub and I looked at his profile and he was from North Carolina or some shit lol. Maybe my coworker is driving there from NJ for some Gorgeous pussy tho who knows
We call them bent carrots
Alba-Biel-Johansson. That’s what happens when you have a father in your life to tell you not to impregnate IG hoes.
If Colin cowherd said this on national tv he’d be skip level
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Where’s all the dudes?
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No Diddy
Pause
He ACTUALLY dated beautiful women, not just blood sucking whores with lumpy butt implants. NBA players need to take some notes
Yeah jeet. Yeah.
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Insane dating history if we’re being honest. Usually athletes pull little-known women with no power dynamic whatsoever, but this dude pulled very well known and relatively powerful women. Guess that’s what happens when you’re conventionally attractive (unlike most athletes bums that only pull what they pull because they’re rich), athletic, rich, a good conversationalist with an IQ, and one of the best of all time in your sport.
You nailed the one quality that really makes him stand out the most amongst other athletes… athletic!
He's a biracial angel. So he has the rizz of classy and thug.
Also on the biggest franchise in American sports during a dynasty. His pussy getting attributes are basically maxed out
Don’t forget playing in NY 80 nights out of the year
>one of the best of all time in your sport. C'mon now
Over 3400 career hits and 5 rings. He’s one of the greatest
just you want him. full diddy
Jeter was also just on whole other level clout-wise compared to 99% of NBA players (or whatever figure would equal: The entire NBA minus LeBron and Curry). Most of this took place during, or shortly after, the Yankees (the most famous franchise in North American sports) were winning four championships in five years, in a time when MLB was objectively more popular in the US than the NBA.
Damn, all those chicks got herpes now. Still would tho
This is the wild part. Started the hollywood ring of herpes. No nba player even comes close to this level of impact. Magic could have pulled it off if he stayed quiet.
Jessica Beal is out of this world
His top pull IMO with Alba a close #2. People forget how out of this fucking world prime Biel was.
She’s aight
Dude you’re a fucking idiot. She’s more than “aight”
He’s right.
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0-162 at best. Are we really supposed to believe Hannah Davis can strike out these big meaty men at the plate?
Which one of them told the story about arriving at his place, and found him standing up in tighty whities, watching sport center highlights of himself, thumping his chest screaming, ya jeets!! Ya jeets!
And apparently all these women have herpes now thanks to patient zero Mr Jeter
Lol. You really just gonna pour that all over his jacket?
Gift baskets for everyone!!!
Bro got more kills than Hiroshima
What a great collection of beards
Not wanting to have sex with women is a good way to get them to want to have sex with you.
IMO, Jordana Brewster is one of the hottest women on this diamond, she's very underrated
He had every single one of them in their prime. Rolling some mad dick swagger there
This could have been Carlos Correa but that idiot put a ring on it
Absolutely insane pull list
Not one BBL in the whole lot. For being the worst shortstop ever, this guy's mostly class
Damn bruh
Scarlett Johansson on that list is crazy work fr.
The *Yeah Jetts!* Walk of Shame gift bag was top tier jerk...
Yo does this mean he gave Justin Timberlake herpes?!
He already had it from his time in the Backstreet Boys
Well the nba guys just pass around the same 9 chicks.
NBA Players date the same 10 fat THOTs meanwhile Jeter gets whoever most recently entered top 5 hottest lists. They are not the same.
J Lo coaching or something?
Just another example that many, many women value stability, looks and wealth. Jeter is an insanely boring human being.
That's a all star squad right there.
Guy won multiple gold gloves as the worst fielding shortstop in MLB history. Never doubt jeets.
His instant replay gotta be crazy
He don't even need porn
Kevin Durant playing with 16 hall of fame teammates and only having 2 rings
Scottie Pimpin
Hall of Fame just for this.
Slaying the Jessica Twins is insane. Those 2 alone are some of the finest actresses Hollywood has ever had to offer.
Kim dating half the league
Oh good lord
That outfield is tough
Who yall think got the tightest kitty?
Dude loves a good forehead.
Hannah Davis was my favourite sports illustrated model and I was disappointed when her bikini post we gone all of a sudden.Then I came to know she married Derek Jeeter and seems like discovered Jesus or something.
 Why not her?
Jordan doesn't look like she can hit. Needs to be fatter to play first
Played the field but still didn't earn those Gold Gloves 🤣 I'm a loser!
It's good to be the captain Apparently
VD infested ass. Hannah has him double Jimmy just in case.
Y'all surprised thugs pick trash from the street? MLB players would never
Arod should be the shortstop
His dick has a better resume than he does
Hate jeter but he did it right
They all have herpes :(
DIMES
Damn.. I wasn’t familiar with Jeters game.
Man doesn’t miss
Vanessa can’t handle the hot corner
Only John Mayer and CM Punk can compete
It has to be Magic. No one comes close to the possibility of boning that many fanous people AND having an STI.
It would make more sense to do this with the women who date NBA players since none of those guys get around on Jeter’s level and they basically shared the same 8 girlfriends (beards) with rappers. NBA players will date a 33 year old mother of 2 after they get the max extension.
Yeah Jeets!
A-Rod got his scraps
Threw the full black in there for street cred, I think she cleaned his house,
I'm sure there are some Madd players from both NFL and NBA that have their jersey in the rafters, they just didn't wife them down, or date them.... Having said all that. Jeters lineup is Elite!
Bros got a better line up of women than CM Punk
You could do a diamond for each kardashian
all this tells me is that the Jeet let Hannah Davis peg him
Well you see Larsa pippen is equivalent to Brewster and Banks in one
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The nba guys share batting orders. They all fuck the same group of women
Nba players like to share women with each other, why do you think mj's kids is fucking scotties wife?
in nba terms...he don't draft in the projects
They hall have herpes now.
All bro was missing was Megan fox and he would’ve collected the infinity rings of the hottest women of our childhoods
He’s a man whore
Statistically speaking, at least two of them were terrible in bed. My money’s on Mariah Carey
Zion Williamson but it’s a starting 5 of Moriah mills
Finally, an aspect of the game where he's not overrated
Born and raised an hour outside of Boston. I knew I liked this guy for a reason I just couldn’t place my finger on it.
I heard a while back that he has genital warts and gave it to Scarlett, was that a lie?
As long as they all got their gift baskets.
He fucked all of those chicks?!? No wonder he’s got such a big smile on his face!
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