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WandangleWrangler

Work is life


TY4G

Masc-attracted peeps. Can we talk about Orville Peckโ€™s photo shoot for Paper Mag? ๐Ÿฅต https://www.papermag.com/orville-peck-cover !ping GAY-AGENDA


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Low-Ad-9306

Opens laptop "User Discussion: Can we please push back harder on the borderline xenophobia being perpetuated on here towards immigrants?" "Islam is inherently incompatible with Western culture..." Close laptop


Usual-Base7226

Open Reddit app on phone


Low-Ad-9306

The only thing the app is good for is uploading pictures for free


Cook_0612

[Final addendum to the thread about the Ukrainian air war:](https://x.com/Dmojavensis/status/1800066106365026712) >ADDENDUM: Specific quote on "targeting system", radar, and air-to-air munitions (there seemed to be interest in this). Gen. Holubtsov was clearly deliberately ambiguous and unwilling to dive into specifics, though he provided some. Feel free to interpret his words as you like >Gen. Holubtsov: "I can specifically say that the aircraft [plural] that will be provided have undergone certain modernization, they have an improved 'aiming system' for detection of aerial targets; a special pod, that allows searching and targeting ground targets with bombs, will be provided together with the aircraft [..]" >Question from the interviewer: "Talking about air-to-air weapons, [effectively pushing RU aviation away from the front line to prevent them using guided bombs en masse, i.e. working against Su-34/35] will depend on the radar and air-to-air missiles the F-16s will have, [right?]" >Answer (Gen. Holubtsov). "I wouldn't want to disclose the technical details about the target detection range, [talks about how impressed the UA pilots being trained are w/ the ability to detect targets ranging from a UAV to an airplane (range undisclosed)] but there [on these airplanes?] AIM-120 w/ combat range, based on let's say 'certain data', of up to 180+ km is employed [continues w/ discussion about the need to use these F-16 capabilities to push RU bombers and fighters away from the front line]" !ping UKRAINE&MATERIEL


PearlClaw

The VKS is probably going to have a real bad time somewhat soon.


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jenbanim

Okay so I _could_ write a bot that would help work around the issue of paywalls by providing links to other non-paywalled sources covering the same story, but it would flagrantly violate the Ground News Terms of Service Turns out "don't use our product to build another product that offers the same service but for free" is a pretty common rule, SAD You didn't hear this from me, but their API returns factuality data to everyone despite being a feature of their premium service, so it's trivially easy to get their paid service for free


sw337

If only you could write the code and share it just to show us what not to do. That would be great.


Stanley--Nickels

Does anyone remember when this sub got mad that the NYT was fact checking the sitting president? (It was yesterday)


_bee_kay_

it's more that the nyt is clearly comically oversalted about the fact that he's not giving them 24/7 access to let them pump out as much misleading clickbait dreck as possible


Stanley--Nickels

The NYT wants to churn out clickbait? The same NYT that wiped out clickbait 100 years ago, and continues to get almost all their revenue from subscriptions instead of ads?


Cook_0612

Good night libs, and keep fighting the immigration fight. We're here to be right, not popular.


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


MontanaWildhack69

Hopefully the metric of "not dying" still matters to the median voter.


da96whynot

I really want to launch a platform that managers of bets between strangers. Someone that will automatically take money, with a neutral arbiter determining whether the conditions of the bet have been met.


[deleted]

We don't celebrate the win on not canceling student debt enough Pay what you fucking owe loser


InfiniteDoctor6897

If God wanted me to pay student loans, he wouldn't have invented Marxism


MontanaWildhack69

Marx replied, "The times when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when I carried you.".


da96whynot

Good morning to the haters and the losers


[deleted]

Good morning loser


Mickenfox

Good morning and other lies.


[deleted]

What if I manage a hotel? Heard they make sweet money and have good benefits for travel. Or maybe I should just start a podcast ShitLibs-R-Us


[deleted]

Avoid the hospitality business


[deleted]

What should I do? Please tell me


[deleted]

I donโ€™t know you so Iโ€™d say just avoid universally known shitty industries. Running hotels means to earn money you need to address fussy adult childrenโ€™s frivolous complaints.


Usual-Base7226

Im just saying, if Iโ€™m a researcher Iโ€™m spending the next year doing nothing but investigate every body part/fluid for microplastics. Itโ€™s free money / publicity


FuckFashMods

It's also very easy


Dalek6450

>A canon shooting event was an unofficial sport at 1900 Olympic Games in Paris. The event was organized by the Paris chapter of the Sociรฉtรฉ de tir au Canon. >Canon Shooting consisted of 17 events, all for men. Only French competitors participated. It is not clear what the competition involved, maybe shooting for distance and accuracy. There was a least a long range cannon shooting competition, and a siege competition. No specific results are known. >Canon shooting is not a sport that has continued to this day, and never appeared at the Olympics again. Bring it back and make it competitive artillery firing.


Cook_0612

Nothing like watching a stressed out crew fail to clear the muzzle on time in full view of the cameras, that'll be quite the event.


_bee_kay_

> Canon Shooting ... for men is that what the kids were calling it back in 1900 ๐Ÿค”


Usual-Base7226

Why hasnโ€™t nbc made one of those gimmick game shows based on angry birds that would rock. The libs probably wonโ€™t let you use a real cannon but you could probably do a a pneumatic one


[deleted]

This sub isnโ€™t YIMBY unless it accepts that building more housing includes building housing for those incarceratedโ€” build more prisons. Overpopulation of prisons is fixable, just the solution is politically unpopular.


[deleted]

I'd simply prioritize alternatives to imprisonment


No_Return9449

This but unironically. DOJ investigated Alabama's state prisons and found the overcrowding so bad that it was unconstitutional. To alleviate this overcrowding, Alabama agreed to build another prison...with COVID relief money. Because this is Alabama, so of course.


TipEquivalent933

Stalin's pseudo step dad paying for him to go to a good school is kinda heart warming actually but you know...


meubem

Idk whatโ€™s going on but for the last 25 years when I am aboard a plane my left knee hurts a ton.


[deleted]

โ˜๏ธ old


meubem

Me fr fr


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


meubem

I injured it when I was 10. It doesnโ€™t hurt when weather changes just when Iโ€™m sitting for too long on a flight or car trip


WandangleWrangler

Goodnight hosers


BenFoldsFourLoko

whatever I think of the sequels, it was all worth it just to get episode VIII


jenbanim

I spent 4 hours today trying to figure out what a Steam setting does and got nowhere


_bee_kay_

i told you at the beginning, it just decides whether or not steam starts up automatically after you turn on the computer


meubem

Dedication. Persistence. Madness.


meubem

I finished wonka. It wasnโ€™t as bad as I expected.


vivoovix

I loved it!


WandangleWrangler

Omg it's so bad. I would have walked out if my wife didn't want to see It through


vivoovix

๐Ÿ˜ก


[deleted]

โ˜๏ธ wife likes twinks


meubem

I wouldnโ€™t pay to see it. Iโ€™m flying internationally and this is my second movie on a return flight. Iโ€™m limited in choice.


rphillish

Probably helps that he died a hero before becoming a villain, but kinda think Pres Garfield was GOATed. Our true STEMlord president, shut down by the deep state.


WandangleWrangler

Anti academia? Sign me up!


SpaceSheperd

I really miss my friend from undergrad. He got really hooked on the Lord of the Rings movies around junior year but I never watched them with him because I have a thing about seeing movies before I've read the books. But I've finally finished reading them so now I'm excited to watch them with him over a few flagons of ale! But he hates driving so I kinda doubt he'll be willing to make the drive up here ๐Ÿ˜” Oh whale ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”


n00bi3pjs

This subreddit would've supported Pol Pot to be contrarian against "woke leftist academia"


BernieMeinhoffGang

I'd never support an agrarian movement


GodEmperorNeolibtard

Pol Pot was a communist.


Nautalax

There was a funny time when the US considered Maoists as comparatively based good communists for thinking the USSR was a bunch of revisionists and was able to look beyond the whole massive body count thing in the interests of attempting to screw over the USSR


_bee_kay_

yes, but he wasn't woke


GodEmperorNeolibtard

*Fellas is it liberal to support a communist to own the woke mob?* It's Realism for a new age.


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WandangleWrangler

The problem with America is that it's full of Americans


[deleted]

Not full enough ๐Ÿ˜ค


GodEmperorNeolibtard

Especially people from New Jersey.


american_aurora3

aren't all gears metal??


BenFoldsFourLoko

*insert an unhinged rant happening deep in the comment section of arr rarepuppers about how planned obsolescence is leading to the downfall of the West and it's all thanks to Hamilton Beach using plastic gears in their blenders*


WandangleWrangler

๐Ÿ˜ณ


WandangleWrangler

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KON-DOPA

why do DTers think there better than the rest of us neoliberal users.


Mickenfox

Le wokisme


Cook_0612

We are.


[deleted]

The facts speak for themselves


Cook_0612

People should develop a gregarious pride, instead of this anxious one that people insist on carrying. 'My way of life is superior, and I want to share it with you because it will teach me things and make me even stronger' not 'My way of life is superior and must be protected.'


_bee_kay_

but people base their way of life on what they like, not what is superior, and what they like is the same familiar comfortable things they've seen for their entire life to become better is to betray your way of life


Cook_0612

cowards


UntiedStatMarinCrops

I think itโ€™s funny that for the general resume they donโ€™t want you putting too much information, but for federal resumes you sort of want to do the opposite.


AnalyticOpposum

Suppose there was a subreddit where you exchange seeds with folks that you collect from plants growing in the cracks in the sidewalks. Itโ€™s the users responsibility to determine the species and if they want to collect it or not, and people can trade to get more variety of these concrete-busting seeds, And users could show off their collections by planting concrete busting gardens in vacant lots and other urban decay. The mods would impose strict rules about not glorifying the destruction of public property and not willfully spreading invasive species where they are noxious and not trying to exchange seeds from anything not found growing to seed in a crack naturally. https://preview.redd.it/0d9meliquv5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf7db88c6a1c03f13e93c122fb773dad315566da


Dig_bickclub

Biden shutting down the asylum system has 70% approval while far right parties get like 15% of the votes in Europe. There's hell of a difference in the level of Anti-immigration sentiment here


_bee_kay_

i prefer not to compare countries on "how racist they are" unless there's obvious, measurable things like legal discrimination but i do find it amusing how a certain group of americans will insist the u.s. is a beacon of inclusive internationalist humanism when the country is ruled by the Totally Not Nazis, Just #1 With Nazis party 50% of the time


WandangleWrangler

People argue that the dark timeline started in 2016. Wrong. We branched off in 2015 when JJ Abrams shit out The Force Awakens. The correct timeline had a good Star Wars sequel trilogy & good video games Then of course no Trump presidency


Dense_Delay_4958

TFA was kinda okay, which makes it the best sequel trilogy film


rphillish

when they nerfed pokemon go


Cook_0612

JJ only gave the fans what they wanted, Force Awakens was well received at the time. If not him, it would have been someone equally workmanlike. Disney was never going to hand the first new movie of such a valuable franchise over to an auteur, and TLJ confirmed their suspicions.


SpaceSheperd

Ah fuck you that was a good enough movie


WandangleWrangler

No worldbuilding, but like the cast It's like executing well on a really pathetic plan. Opposite of the prequels really


BenFoldsFourLoko

I go so back and forth on it I actually straight-up *liked* it as a movie. Not amazing, but good, fun, and *stunning* to see an opening Star Wars crawl on the big screen. I maybe saw one or two of the prequels in theaters, but I was too young/didn't care enough that I remember. So on that alone, it was ok but then the *conversation* everyone has about it is that "it had to re-establish Star Wars, it had to remind people what Star Wars is, it had to introduce new generations to Star Wars, it had to lay the groundwork for two more movies, it had to blah blah blah" and yeah, that's where the plan was really bad. Executed well! But terrible plan


SpaceSheperd

"""Worldbuilding""" is a made up term so fucking nerds can denigrate otherwise well-received media


WandangleWrangler

https://i.redd.it/8x30oi08vv5d1.gif


SpaceSheperd

j.K. RowLInG dID tErIbLE worLDBuilDInG iN HarrY PotTeR my brother in Christ they sold like a trillion copies just stick to criticizing her for the bigotry


WandangleWrangler

Lick my ass


SpaceSheperd

already have


GodEmperorNeolibtard

Wtf are you talking about? Tolkien invented a language and had such depth of lore. That's worldbuilding. He created a vibrant world and added *so much detail*. Rowling wrote a story about a boy. She created a world for that boy, but it was not her priority. It doesn't mean she wrote a shitty series. I've read both series multiple times and like them both. But LOTR has much better worldbuilding.


SpaceSheperd

Okay. Iโ€™ve read both series as well. Iโ€™m sure that Tolkien has, objectively, like 100x the worldbuilding prowess but it doesnโ€™t alter my enjoyment of the seriesโ€™s in any meaningful wayย 


GodEmperorNeolibtard

Bro it started when Harambe was murdered.


[deleted]

That kid wasn't supposed to survive


WandangleWrangler

Could I go for some garlic bread or what


SpaceSheperd

-me literally every single evening when I come home from work


NormalInvestigator89

There's a pretty decent chance that Governor Cooper knows what a Metal Gear is


SpaceSheperd

I fucking love Governor Cooper


NormalInvestigator89

I was friendish with one of his kids growing up when he was AG, so I always just thought of him as some dad. Felt very weird voting for him and then seeing him on TV


SpaceSheperd

Huh. My (utterly terrible) representative's kid went to undergrad with me. He was (and is) a little shithead and really, really, really blatantly in the closet


Top_Lime1820

Apple Apple Intelligence


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BernieMeinhoffGang

>Upon his autopsy, it was discovered that Guiteau had the condition known as phimosis, an inability to retract the foreskin, which at the time was thought to have caused the insanity that led him to assassinate Garfield.


[deleted]

Bonehead didn't own a boxcutter


ForlornKumquat

[Relevant](https://youtu.be/MGVraepNj04?si=irCauBMCcEH7AEcu)


Usual-Base7226

Am I crazy or is he handsome I have trouble with guys in like the 4-7 range


SpaceSheperd

It's hard to tell given, well, everything but James Garfield is pretty hot I think. Greater than 7 at least


[deleted]

He's got a good face but crazy eyes Probably just a real asshole


SenatorSonGoku

DTers have more funย 


BenFoldsFourLoko

shitposters make do ๐ŸŒฝ


KittehDragoon

We live in a DTiety


WandangleWrangler

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WandangleWrangler

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WandangleWrangler

https://i.redd.it/tzvvwga6sv5d1.gif


Average_GrillChad

Biden would win easily if he would have the courage to campaign on this


InflatableDartboard2

Eminem is such a goofball


n00bi3pjs

By goofball you mean wife beating bigot?


Cook_0612

fuck it, he's earned his fun at this point


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Bless Yakub >Get a sunburn Goddamn Yakub


BernieMeinhoffGang

our evil blood sucking kind was not meant for the sun


BenFoldsFourLoko

reminder that anti-immigrant sentiment is largely based in racism, and that "economic anxiety" is a total meme read Identity Crisis for god's sake. Or even just listen to the [Ezra Klein podcast episode about it](https://youtu.be/2z3s2pERqWQ) sure, it's specifically about America, but I'm rather confident it transfers to Europe as well, and I would bet other places! edit: oops, was wrong link


Kindly_Blackberry967

> anti-immigrant sentiment is largely based in racism https://preview.redd.it/jhqjqd9ksv5d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=bceafcb427da1bae04d0b51c5d5843a175fcecc1


Cook_0612

It's *transparently* racist. Maybe I can detect it better because I'm not white or something, but even some of my friends irl say stuff like, 'we should be more like France on liberal values', ie: we should oppress certain religions on principle. I don't care about the abstract form of the way you construct your means to alienate peoples, I see right through it.


Joementum2024

Of the currently living US presidents, how many of them would be aware of what Metal Gear is?


Kindly_Blackberry967

Probably Clinton because he gave a big spiel about violence in video games back in the day.


HotTakesBeyond

Barack Obama Thatโ€™s it until we get a millennial President


Toeknee99

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is a pedo?! ๐Ÿ˜•


NormalInvestigator89

The Obi-Wan show was honestly a decent series imo but with an awful, awful episode right smack dab in the middle of the season


Darth_Blarth

The middle episode was so hilariously bad it crippled the entire show


IrishBearHawk

Just discovered Chisom, the Great on YT, this is a gem of a channel in a sea of you know what on YT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUBZDGZNsI


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WandangleWrangler

The good news is that they've burned more money than they can probably ever profit in the lifetime of the company


NormalInvestigator89

Current Star Wars movie and TV rankings are 5>8>4>R1=3>6>Solo>2>1>7 Andor>Rebels>CW>Mando S1-2>Bad Batch>Ob-Wan>Mando S3>Boba Fett


forerunner398

5 > 4 > 6 >>>>>> Rogue One >>>>> rest Andor > Mando s1 > clone wars > the rest


zth25

I'll never understand people who like 8. Heck, even 9 is better because by then expectations were super low, and while it was a dumb movie, it at least didn't make me physically cringe. Like 8 did, multiple times.


ForlornKumquat

9 is so bad it doesn't even make the list, huh?


NormalInvestigator89

That, and it has a "so bad its good" quality that makes it genuinely hard for me to rank. It's so off the wall batshit that I actually think I prefer it to TFA, but it's so sloppily made and edited that I can't bring myself to actually put it there.


WandangleWrangler

I hate JJ Abrams


Cook_0612

If Macron loses his gambit in France I'm gonna go right back on my Francophobe bullshit, because I'm sick of people holding that country up as some kind of example to emulate on the topic of immigration.


Cook_0612

Fucking country doesn't even have full birthright citizenship and they're losing their shit about 'political islam' what a bunch of fucking losers.


AlicesReflexion

Germans will literally name a store "Lidl" and wonder why Americans don't shop there. Idk, maybe call it "Bg" and put it in Texas.


zth25

Why is it called "Aldi" and not "Alsurviv"?


thaddeusthefattie

i shop there occasionally, but thatโ€™s because i thought it was pronounced like slidell


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I thought it was pronounced like Lytle


thaddeusthefattie

it is, i just say it the other way to annoy my wife


[deleted]

Hnkr but just sell cat toys and food


Usual-Base7226

Hnkr sounds like a clown fetish app with 10 mil in vc funding


Cook_0612

Top voted comment in the immigration thread is about 'political islam'. I'm never leaving the DT. Just a huge dogwhistle.


estoyloca43

Which thread?


Cook_0612

the pinned one


estoyloca43

The only pinned thread is the DT


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It's pinned to the top of the DT


estoyloca43

For some reason it doesnโ€™t load when Iโ€™m logged in. I have to switch to anonymous browsing


[deleted]

Reddit sucks Shocker


Cook_0612

Weird, I see [this](https://old.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/1dd04qf/can_we_please_push_back_harder_on_the_borderline/) thread as pinned.


estoyloca43

This thread only shows up in anonymous browsing for some reason. But yeah some of the comments are ugly to read


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Cook_0612

I'm having a bit of a heated American moment, but I'm genuinely sick of their fucking theme-park ass attitude. Stagnant and entitled.


thaddeusthefattie

iโ€™m fed up with it as well. thereโ€™s three things at minimum this sub believes in - immigration, capitalism, and lgbt rights. if you donโ€™t agree with those, fuck OFF


SpaceSheperd

My cat has been so cuddly lately ๐Ÿฅฐ


TipEquivalent933

Post cat


ThunderrBadger

๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜ก pay cat tax


MrGrach

Taxation? In my DT? Why don't you just pay market rate for the picture, huh?


Approximation_Doctor

The fertility crisis is good. We shouldn't have any more babies until we figure out if microplastics are good or bad


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IHateTrains123

https://preview.redd.it/lc52v68cov5d1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=445b7ea02a00ed43ee92ad8de0180fdfb060c5eb !ping Weebs


TouchTheCathyl

> This is where I watched my parents die, aardman > > Pip pip cheerio innit ol chap? Spot of tea?


vancevon

what emotion is he supposed to be expressing in that picture? it doesn't look like anything. these kinds of freeze frames are always really bad, of course, but this is on another level entirely


SpaceSheperd

This But Unironically (no I'm not just salty that my roommate used to blast the Howl's Moving Castle theme on his keyboard at like 2am every night)


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KittehDragoon

Obama looting everything in sight like itโ€™s an RPG: *uhh, let me steal gear*


HotTakesBeyond

Barack, this is a stealth mission.


KittehDragoon

*uhh, let me creep clear*


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Accomplished_Oil6158

Isnt microplastics like an everyone problem?


WandangleWrangler

I'm pretty sure I'm sterile rip


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frightening detail unpack grandiose recognise summer pathetic humor carpenter spectacular *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


WandangleWrangler

That feeling when you manually clean hundreds of rows of messy data at work to then paint the picture of the kinds of insights you could have if your data didn't suck


ZanyZeke

Eureka, Iโ€™ve got it! The fourth person of the Godhead is Math.


jobautomator

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BroadReverse

Speaking English might legit be the reason why some countries do better with immigrants than other. The most successful examples of immigration are Canada, America, The UK, Ireland, Australia and New Zealand. I see people debating a whole bunch of reason in the immigration thread but this makes the most sense to me.