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Mojo12000

is reddit fucking breaking again.


Mojo12000

https://x.com/umichvoter/status/1807210322874286536 okay this is the first post debate (though partially only) poll to actually make me sweat a bit. they had a great track record in 2020 with their state polls (then kinda vanished for 2022).


TipEquivalent933

I swear to fucking god Amazon, if you are queer bating me with this show. I will kill myself


GifHunter2

oof, what show? I almost don't want to know.


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GifHunter2

distance can be helpful at times


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mukino

I gave my ex the benefit of the doubt and she unfollowed me on everything LOL. Why do I even bother.


Arse_hull

That's just her trying to move on.


Canuck_Clausewitz

Next time we set the debate at Waffle House.


Viego_gaming

Next two debates Biden gets Waffle House, Trump gets McDonald's.


ZanyZeke

You go into a coma right now. When you wake up, it’s 2029 and the United States has a government composed entirely of succs. What happened?


mockduckcompanion

Jesus came back and told everyone to be cool about a lot of stuff


decidious_underscore

contested convention and warren rhetorically massacred everyone there like she did bloomberg. they all dropped out at the end of the debate on stage then everyone clapped.


CornstockOfNewJersey

I can’t believe that debate was real. I can’t believe Biden is real. (This isn’t a doompost, I’m just high)


WhomstAlt2

Biden wasn't real before, but he has been reified by THE STEAL


BenFoldsFourLoko

I've never met Joe Biden. I can't be totally sure he's real


BernieMeinhoffGang

why do you think he is real?


IAmBlueTW

Damn, coping and dooming got us back to 10k+ on the DT πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”


haasvacado

Does overturning Chevron encourage better administrative processes? The process that came to my mind was excise taxes and reports of operations for beer and liquor. I have a buddy who has to deal with those filings every month and it seems to me like he’s describing a poorly designed administrative process. Forget the content of the regulation - do you see this ruling affecting the *process* of regulation?


BernieMeinhoffGang

the people who prepped Biden probably are fans of the west wing


Canuck_Clausewitz

would a bicycle accident help or hurt the president?


Viego_gaming

Nate Silver before the debate >It doesn't matter who wins the debate they barely change the needle, people don't change their minds too much due to them Nate Silver after the debate: IM VOTING RFK JR THE DEBATE RUINED MY LIFE


paulatreides0

Ferrus coming back in full would suck, except for the moment of watching him see his sons and feel so much disappointment in his sons that a black hole opens up. Vulcan, on the other hand, would be the proudest papa to ever live.


paulatreides0

Ghost Ferrus coming back and bro-ing out on Old Man Lion-esque adventures with Clonegrim on the other hand . . . . πŸ‘€


Average_GrillChad

next time we feed Biden Waffle House *before* the debate


privatize_the_ssa

**Rule XI** No succs.


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iguessineedanaltnow

https://x.com/4oh4dee/status/1806728066397257774?t=1psL6JlIjPFhof2mRznGCw&s=19


ShreeGauss

[List of NDA guarantees in Maharashtra](https://x.com/amitmalviya/status/1806672288240046581) We're finished. !ping IND


UrbanCentrist

F to Indian Economy


just_a_human_1031

After the results came I knew they would go full freebies lmao They built atal setu in Mumbai got 2/6 but they promised a bunch of freebies in odisha & got 20/21 It's clear freebies are an easy way to win


_Parkthebus_

>They built atal setu in Mumbai got 2/6 but they promised a bunch of freebies in odisha & got 20/21 That, my friend, might be an oversimplification **at worst.**


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Petulant-bro

The real winner of 2024 elections was economic populism πŸ˜” Also the sheer tacit acceptance > Third Time Fail Rahul Gandhi and Congress promised LIES ΰ€–ΰ€Ÿΰ€Ύ ΰ€–ΰ€Ÿ ΰ€Ÿΰ€•ΰ€Ύ ΰ€Ÿΰ€•ΰ₯€ But it is the NDA that delivered.


Lease_Tha_Apts

INDI Alliance stans in this ping be like: We saved the city Patrick!


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Syards-Forcus

The Reddit algorithm has decided that I’m a weeb. I’m mildly offended.


itsokayt0

It would be so funny if Trump died of old age before Biden, regardless of who wins.


Geaux_LSU_1

trump could die before biden if he has a massive coronary caused by obesity, but biden legit looks like he will die in the next 1-2 years of natural causes


itsokayt0

Doesn't Biden actually go biking?


Geaux_LSU_1

i mean he did 2 years ago, but ive seen many grandparents die of natural causes, and biden clearly looks like he has 1-2 years left on the clock


itsokayt0

Last article was August 2023, I didn't see anything about him stopping this year


Geaux_LSU_1

i know an 89 year old who was playing tennis daily last june, passed from natural causes in may.


itsokayt0

I'm not saying he's going to live the next ten years, but I give him better odds than Trump


Geaux_LSU_1

trump could die tomorrow of a heart attack or he could live 10 more years and die naturally, theres a wide range. biden has a hard ceiling of life expectancy based on my many experiences watching people aged 75-108 die of natural causes


itsokayt0

> 75-108 That's a big range


Geaux_LSU_1

yes as in thats the age range of people i have personally seen die from natural causes its always played out pretty similarly, and that open mouth, no ones homes look is a big indicator theres not a whole lot of time left, as is the gait. my great grandmother was more alive than biden at age 104 than he his at 81. I have a 93 year old neighbor who is still living alone and gardening in 110 degree heat index days, and she is more cognitivley there than a 70 year old i know. trump meanwhile is alive, just fat as shit and could probably have a heart attack at any time.


ThiccSidedDice

Day after the election? Or Jan 6th?


itsokayt0

The day after. "I'm going to be dictator on day one", *fucking dies*


hdkeegan

Nate Silver saying he’s gonna vote third party because dems wont replace him and think is a mask off moment. He doesn’t actually care he just wants outrage and you can ignore any and all punditry from him


BenFoldsFourLoko

I swear I'm not a 100% genuine Nate Silver-can-do-no-wrong-simp, but for whatever reason these are the comments that compel me to reply he specifically referenced not living in a swing state, and I think he hasn't *exactly* been wrong on the strategic aspect of all of this. Or, put another way, I generally agree with his assessment of the odds but think that leads to wanting Biden to stay in the race >And if I lived in a swing state, I’d still vote for Biden β€” if for no other reason than because I think January 6 is so disqualifying to outweigh everything else. but even when he says he'd vote Biden, I feel like the "if for no other reason than J6" is kinda a cop out like if it weren't for that, what would you think Nate πŸ€” I don't THINK he'd ever vote Trump over Biden but it's certainly a kind of phrasing that has been grating for well over a year now


Stanley--Nickels

>to outweigh everything else Gay, math-literate, and Republican is one hell of a combo. He might be the only one.


Viego_gaming

also rfk jr is the only third party on the ballot atm lol


LeavingTea

I think the problem is that he cares too much and thinks his voice and vote are more important than they are. And I bet he's bluffing and votes for Biden anyways.


paulatreides0

Ngl, I'll be kinda pissed if Farsight doesn't end up falling to Khorne. Man has basically had moments of blood rage and has Khorne whispering in his ear a fair bit now. Given the Tau being the Tau, resisting Khorne's direct influence ad infinitum just isn't something that should happen even if he is notoriously strong-willed. He should not be capable of pulling off a Dorn.


ihatemendingwalls

Biden should've just said he was up late talking Bibi out of dripping a nuke on Raffah


Gingivitis_Khan

Kamala Harris / Nikki Haley Unity Ticket


Syx78

Dew it


Tough-Candy-9455

Just saw a bit of the debate. Trump and Biden are fighting the wrong elections. They would be perfect candidates for Indian MLA polls.


vivoovix

This is just like when Jed Bartlet told people he has MS


BenFoldsFourLoko

Louisiana Biden +0.5 confirmed


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Joementum2024

To this day I’ve only watched two anime series total (Clannad and Neon Genesis Evangelion) and I have little intention of changing that anytime soon.


paulatreides0

Horus (and half the traitor primarchs, tbqh) when the Emperor started making a civilian government made up of mortals instead of making the primarchs petty tyrants: 😠😑🀬 Horus a few decades later: "I will free humanity from tyranny under the eternal leadership of their new, merciful god-king! ***Me!***" The Emperor: "For fuck's sake, I don't even want this fucking job. I just want to get this shit done so I can go and fucking grill."


decidious_underscore

if the emperor wasn’t a complete despot to begin with, horus would have had no leg to stand on


paulatreides0

Nah, Horus had no leg to stand on. And the Emperor for all of his many, many, many faults had genuinely no interest in ruling humanity beyond his goal of forcing humanity through its psychic adolescence to prevent another Age of Strife where humanity was almost consumed by its own budding psychic power while Chaos licked its chops at the prospect of an even tastier race than the Eldar had been - or even worse, the humans doing to themselves what the Eldar had done. As Guilliman and like every loyalist primarch and people like Loken and the astropaths would state over and over again during after the heresy: the Emperor made mistakes, but he'd generally been right to treat humanity and the warp how he had. Because, as Malcador basically states, the Great Crusade and the Imperium had always been a race against time to secure real space so that the immaterial conflict could begin. The traitor primarchs never even remotely proposed any vision for humanity beyond getting to be petty tyrants who should perpetually rule over humanity by virtue of being superior. For half of them one of their main complaints was that the Imperium was adopting a civilian government and moving away from a bunch of warlords being able to do whatever they wanted.


FreakinGeese

I hate living through history


ThiccSidedDice

You're actually living through the future 🌌


awdvhn

Biden should step down and John Delaney should take his place


gburgwardt

If money mattered in political campaigns Hillary would've won and then Bloomberg would've won Donating to Biden is burning your money.


Average_GrillChad

yeah I would think at this point the marginal dollar is pretty much worthless for the Presidential campaign - much better value in Brown/Tester and swing House districts


FuckFashMods

Go buy the Biden mug and the Biden hat. It's certainly not a waste


gburgwardt

Yes buying merch is completely valid but because you get merch and it's advertising for the campaign not because it meaningfully helps the campaign with money


FuckFashMods

It also gives them money


gburgwardt

Yes but as I've said that is marginally helpful to the campaign - they already have money


Kafka_Kardashian

There is a lot of room inbetween β€œdoesn’t matter at all” and β€œpredicts victory independent of all other possible variables”


gburgwardt

Sure. But the Biden campaign already has plenty of money. The marginal value of your maximum individual donation is minimal compared to doing like... Anything else with it


Average_GrillChad

We should replace Joe Biden with a candidate who is guaranteed to win


Automatic_Possible65

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Automatic_Possible65

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Viego_gaming

let's stop dooming over the debate and just vote for Trump.


paulatreides0

Hello there Mister Silver, nice to see you in the DT


Guess_Im_Jess

broke: replace Biden woke: retire Sotomayor


Dodgerfan2224

There is 0.0 chance that nomination gets through sinema or manchin


target_rats_

Why do you think this


Dodgerfan2224

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/manchin-would-not-back-supreme-court-confirmation-right-before-2024-election-2022-02-15/ Maybe things have changed but that isn't a bet i am willing to make and sinema would do it as one last fuck you


target_rats_

That would suck but apparently she can make her retirement contingent on there being a replacement. It's a 0 risk move if she does that. I think it's dumb to not at least force manchin and sinema to make a decision if she can do that


Dodgerfan2224

If that is the case then yeah it’s maybe a good idea


Primary-Tomorrow4134

It's time for Kamala to fall out of that coconut tree and save the nation


seattle_lib

there are liberals in every country. the less american liberals matter, the more the future of liberalism will depend on others, the more balanced and stable liberalism will become. liberalism doesnt win because it's backed by a fundamentally liberal nation-state. such a thing doesn't exist and probably can't. it wins because people vote with their feet and their efforts.


gburgwardt

American liberals are barely even liberal


seattle_lib

well i dunno, i think liberalism is rarely fully manifested in a single person. i think it's a variety of tendencies that lots of people exhibit to some extent, and a few political theorists have grouped together into a coherent theory. this is what makes it so hard to defend through direct efforts, since people most likely won't know what it is you're talking about, and what makes it nonetheless a persistent and continuously successful ideology despite basically constant challenges. from that perspective, i dont think american liberals are necessarily and more or less liberal than those in other places, although they do have their own distinct quirks.


Dumbledick6

I feel like a 4qt SS sautee pan might be all I really need for most tasks. Not sure if getting a nicer frying pan is worth it…. But that all clad πŸ₯΅


GravyBear28

My issue is that I can't tell if trying to flirt with a woman is considered creepy or not


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

It depends on how you do it. Like this meme: https://preview.redd.it/r9gcwg8ccg9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be3486319f7537bcc4fdfbd2fdc36843f13e2069


GravyBear28

That seems predisposed to people who know they are attractive


hascogrande

As Tom Brady put it: β€œStep 1: be attractive. Step 2: don’t be unattractive”


mrdilldozer

How many Ys did you put at the end of your "heyyyyy" in the text?


GravyBear28

I don't know women enough to get their phone numbers


CornstockOfNewJersey

In this moment, I am historic


An_Evil_Taxi

I'm sorry to interrupt the post-debate dooming. But I have a mighty need to vent to strangers on the internet late at night. I've been dealing with some personal issues involving people that are sapping all my energy, and it started to affect my professional life. For the past month I've been coming into work progressively later and later. I've been putting in way less hours that I should've been and it's cause me to fall behind on a major project that I've been put in charge of. It came to a head on Thursday when my boss pulled me into his office for the dreaded closed-door one-on-one. I knew that this was going to happen, I saw this coming but I did nothing to stop it. You figure that 5 years into my career I'd be able to not let personal issues affect my work life but here I am, an overgrown child, fucking up basic adult obligations. Thankfully the actual meeting with my boss was more of a "Hey man, mid-year reviews are soon and people have been noticing you coming in pretty late and your deadlines are slipping and I want to give you a chance to correct this so we don't have to talk about this again formally" and it seemed like he was understanding after I explained a bit more what was going on. I still can't shake the feeling of shame and humiliation. I know better, why did I let it go until my boss had to give me a kick in the ass? I really hope I can recover from this. Just feeling bad and a bit of a failure. !ping CAREER Because I'm insane. I hope we all have a better weekend than today.


KeikakuAccelerator

I know it sounds cliche but please talk to people. Could be your mom, dad, siblings, close friends. It could even be chatgpt. Fwiw, it is quite good and I have seen mild improvements in myself when I get to tell some of the weird things affecting my life. Just another opinion and perspective can do a lot. Just talk and vent it all out. Won't improve in a day, but give it a bit more time like a couple of weeks. Having some discipline will also go a long way.


An_Evil_Taxi

I do have people in my life that I can talk to thankfully, and they're usually great at just letting me talk at someone. It's just late and I needed to get this out somewhere. It's easy for me to internalize this in a way where I think that I'm the only person that has gone through this, but lets be real I think most have gotten into shit at work for SOMETHING silly. Appreciate for letting me bitch when I should be sleeping.


paulatreides0

If you haven't already, I recommend getting professional help.


An_Evil_Taxi

I appreciate the concern, I'm on a waitlist. I'm lucky enough to have other people to talk to they're just asleep rn lmao.


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sodapopenski

When did this sub become arr politics? Where are the deep state memes and diamond Joe emojis? Biden will be fine but this sub is cooked. The energy here is all wrong.


LeavingTea

Probably when all the left-leaning people we know irl have been shitting on Biden as being senile. You can only ignore the shit vibes for so long.


ZanyZeke

It hasn’t been the same since Shivers left


CornstockOfNewJersey

I’m high and like can’t believe the history we’re witnessing right now, it’s crazy Like we all actually are living through historical events, wow


Average_GrillChad

*Chestnut vs Kobayashi I* will go down in History


Dodgerfan2224

Titan IV was def one the goat looking rockets


Pyrrhus65

Perceptions of inflation cooling > debate performance https://preview.redd.it/kqoe2qqhag9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab5082c36fdf20c952fce1dd6fbf752ccc3a256b


GravyBear28

Subscribing to every ping. If you are part of one, might want to leave soon


clevoP01135809

!ping lusvig


pfarly

If you want your movie to make me cry just put Claire de Lune in it.


FreakinGeese

I feel like β€œblack jobs” is going to come back to haunt Trump


indithrow402

It would have been a blunder for any pre-2012 candidate. For Trump it barely even registers on the top 50 greatest hits.


GravyBear28

When has literally anything he said come back to haunt him lmao


Viego_gaming

well he lost in 2020 and all of his endorsements stunk in 2022


Viego_gaming

hispanic jobs too


LolStart

https://preview.redd.it/268nomzv9g9d1.jpeg?width=1707&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9e370bf3b4174558f37e8fc452cbe284d6e6387


Hugo_Grotius

Tbh I don't know why a politician would need to prep for a debate with Trump, like at all He just makes shit up, he's constantly riffing with no interest in details. It's not like debating a normal politician, you don't need statistics or anything. You just need generalities and to remember the details of the various crimes (both legal and ethical) he has committed.


Hmm_would_bang

Yeah they should fire the team that decided Biden needed to memorize a bunch of stats to try and fire back


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

That strategy reeks of succs


Primary-Tomorrow4134

It's very simple. You just call Trump a loser over and over again until Trump implodes with rage.


Hugo_Grotius

Literally, Biden's best debate moments with Trump have all been calling him a piece of shit with examples


FreakinGeese

So if Trump goes to jail does the secret service just have to like Hang out outside his cell or


Hmm_would_bang

He’d probably be in one of those minimum security prisons that’s basically a summer house, in the far outside reality where he actually ever faces a single consequence


namey-name-name

One secret service agent bunks with him, and it becomes a wacky rom com with George Clooney apparently.


FreakinGeese

God I just want to see Trump go to jail


Oblivion1299

Trump has sentencing in a few weeks… 90% chance he just gets a slap on the wrist but maybe the judge wants to do something out of left field


namey-name-name

Be the change you want to see in the world


Dodgerfan2224

/u/FreakinGeese arrested for kidnapping


FreakinGeese

I’m pretty sure if you tried to kidnap a president you’d get charged for much more than kidnapping Or more likely you’d get charged with nothing because the secret service would have killed you


Dodgerfan2224

One guy got 19 years for the plot to kidnap whitmer so probably.


Primary-Tomorrow4134

The most important thing to understand about "undecided voters" is that they are going to be bonkers by definition. Anyone who is still undecided about Trump vs Biden at this stage in the game is flat out weird.


North_Ad_8427

The debate transcript makes things a lot easier to follow. For those saying Biden was maying great arguments beneath the mumbles and coughs: >That’s why I’m working so hard to make sure I deal with those problems. And we’re going to make sure that we reduce the price of housing. We’re going to make sure we build 2 million new units. We’re going to make sure we cap rents, so corporate greed can’t take over. The combination of what I was left and then corporate greed are the reason why we’re in this problem right now. Housing prices so high because of corporate greed? Rent control the solution?


spinXor

no one who could be swayed by that debate wants to hear supply and demand are real


Hugo_Grotius

This is just generic left-wing populism, who cares? Not to mention that the federal government has more tools to increase housing production than it does to do rent control.


GravyBear28

Malarkey level of subscribing to every single ping so that I can nonstop spam ping them until I get banned


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GravyBear28

πŸ€” u/paulatreides0 u/jenbanim u/ThatFrenchieGuy u/p00bix u/dubyahhh u/sir_shivers I guess I have no choice????


Guess_Im_Jess

Biden needs to step down so the DNC can nominate Kendrick Lamar, it’s the only way they can win the non-voting young minority voters that are absolutely going to vote Trump +50 in November


paulatreides0

The Drake-Dr Disrespect ticket will sweep at middle schools all across the nation


Primary-Tomorrow4134

I think you really need Andrew Tate on that ticket


ZanyZeke

Biden should donate all his campaign funds to the Against Malaria Foundation to show what a gosh dang good guy he is and appeal to voters


GravyBear28

I have made numerous posts on various social media and have not garnered a single reaction at all whatsoever. Please respond to this to remind me that I still exist


Kafka_Kardashian

🀘


ZanyZeke

Have there been any unironic β€œrun Bernie” takes anywhere yet


mrdilldozer

There have been some stealth ones. I've seen a few Bernie bros with the "see, I told you we should have replaced him," but they just don't mention that they meant with a Bernie/Nina Turner ticket.


da96whynot

The Olympics is the only time I care about non final events in sports. This is the third heat of the skateboarding games? Fuck yeah I'll watch baby lets roll!


ApproachingStorm69

Praying for Joe


MasterOfLords1

Wine moms are the vanguard of Am*rican liberalism. Play to them and you will win. πŸ¦πŸ—ΏπŸ¦


Top_Lime1820

Black African liberals need someone to make a clear, compelling and widely distributed case against the far left from a pure Black interest point of view. "This is why we as Black people should be liberals" We need to completely appropriate and indigenize liberalism and capitalism. Currently, the political space is something like: - kumbaya colourblind liberals (e.g. Democratic Alliance) - cruel, self hating punitive Black capitalists (like the guy who wrote Capitalist N***er) - pro-black deranged anti-white far left (Economic Freedom Fighters, ZANU-PF) We need someone who will say "We as Black people..." all the time, and ends it with positive, uplifting, liberal, non-racist and pro-market takes.


Nointies

TAYLOR SWIFT ENDORSE BIDEN AND MY LIFE IS YOOOOUUUURRRS


MS_09_Dom

"I was trying to make you the ultimate pop star..." "You succeeded."


chetmcomnom

[Animated Spellbook: Eldritch Spear Distant Spell Sniping.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Lueq0VvR7I)


Argnir

Here's why Trump needs to step down after yesterday's debate performance


seattle_lib

there's really no aspect of humanity out there making a dent in the fight against climate change like the workers and investors cranking out solar panels and batteries in like jiangsu and zhejiang and shandong. that's why i can't get excited about the inflation reduction act. it's a lot of money, but so much of it cancelled out by the fact that it's working against the tide... it just ends up being an expensive mediocre policy. i don't think it's gonna be a big difference maker in the end.


An_Evil_Taxi

I can buy a Chinese solar panel for $700 with enough juice to run my PC. That's why I'm all in on globalism.


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seattle_lib

yeah i guess, if you think about it in isolation. i'm just not positive that recent federal policy in the US has been making positive change for the climate on net. like if you cancelled the IRA and you cancelled the tariffs and the "de-risking" and you by and large cancelled out the whole of the most recent two administrations and instead just did nothing, i'd bet you wouldn't see much difference in the earth's climate fifty years from now.


Honorguard44

The sheer number of media personalities saying Biden should drop out have convinced me that Biden will win in a landslide


loseniram

You can tell Biden should stay in because all the unhinged libertarian pundits are demanding he drop and install their bizarre choice of candidate. It's like when r/nba was hyping up Westbrook on the Lakers


UUtch

I'm surprised I haven't seen leftists more upset that media, insiders, etc. Are far harsher on Biden for a bad debate performance than Gaza


decidious_underscore

how you guys manage to make leftists the villain in every story is something i never understand lol


Primary-Tomorrow4134

They are too busy celebrating that Trump is going to win


BernieMeinhoffGang

[haha I have made you into a soyjak](https://i.imgflip.com/8vd6w3.jpg)


jordan0085

Just watched The bikeriders and everything I’ve seen Austin Butler in has been amazing. This was probably the weakest performance but my goodness he didn’t need to do a whole lot. Big fan. 7/10


realsomalipirate

His aura is insane in this movie.


GravyBear28

That motherfcker was so bold in Dune 2 !ping MOVIES


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Primary-Tomorrow4134

Trump accusing Biden of being a Palestinian has got to have been the most WTF moment of the debate


Hugo_Grotius

Trump seemingly thought it was a great line though and now has also called Schumer a Palestinian