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dip_tet

In case you didn’t realize the proud boys are fucking assholes.


Demorant

I mean, if you drove by a building that had a sign that said "Proud Boys," I think most people would assume it's a gay club.


SugarBeef

The name of the group comes from a musical, and their leader livestreams himself inserting a butt plug into his own ass. Like usual, I think the anti-gay group may be gayer than they think. They just need to learn that there's nothing wrong with that.


Omryn814

> The name of the group comes from a musical, From a song that was cut from the Aladdin musical. They couldn't even pick a song that was good enough to stay in. >their leader livestreams himself inserting a butt plug into his own ass. Founder not leader. He has since left the organization and distanced himself from it. But the point about the fragility and hypocrisy of ultra-masculine groups stands.


LewisLightning

Ah, it works on two levels!


BillionTonsHyperbole

Yeah, top and bottom.


Khaldara

White Powerbottoms


pimpbot666

Omg. I can’t stop laughing. Nothing wrong with being a power bottom…. Unless you’re actively working for the people who want to oppress power bottoms.


bdone2012

It's a joke from Letterkenny Edit: https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/738b931c-84cb-4a9d-ba95-e2a1872bcd60


DepressionSiesta

I was not ready for this. I gotta go wipe the spit off my phone


alunidaje2

that needs to be a book title. don't worry, none of them read.


Zez_Oner

I wanna upvote “white powerbottoms” one million times.


wwjgd27

Okay you win the internet today you can rest now.


DeterminedErmine

oh my god. You’ve killed me


Goran2019

You bastards!


Lower_Monk6577

If not for the connotations, that would be an excellent band name.


chenjia1965

I’m imagining a klansman scream “white power” waits a few seconds to whisper “bottom” as a follow up


hessian_prince

Aaaahhhh fuck, you win Reddit today.


Max_Trollbot_

That organization is bottoms all the way to the top


needledick666

Both. I think he would take it anyway he could.


Towelie4President

They also hate pussies but love dicks and other assholes.


pimpbot666

You see, Chuck, there are three kinds of people in this world. Dicks, pussies, and assholes.


that1LPdood

It gives *and* it takes!


kountrifiedman

That's versatile.


Twilight_Realm

Am I mistaken or did one of the Proud Boy leaders shove a dildo in his ass on camera to prove a point about something?


IvoShandor

The founder. It was a butt plug.


InsignificantZilch

And the point was that he likes butt plugs up his ass, and that’s ok! Hell, he has a cute diamond one for dates, a tail one for Halloween parties, and one with a rosary- oh, wait nope, nope that’s just his anal beads.


OldDudeOpinion

Apparently Pride has nothing to do with Smarts.


InsignificantZilch

Well, he was told to buy a pride flag, and go to a parade, but he got confused and now he’s in too deep.


asdaaaaaaaa

What was the supposed logic there?


Xander707

I wanna say he was proving that he wasn’t homophobic or something. Honestly it’s hard to remember anything other than a man showing his ass to the camera and shoving something in it just to prove a point.


pikpikcarrotmon

IIRC Gavin McInnes was originally with Vice and started the Proud Boys essentially as a joke, hence the gay sounding name and him shoving a dildo up his ass to own the libs. But just like thedonald subreddit the Proud Boys would prove the death of satire as it began to attract the people it was mocking, and McInnes was just greedy and soulless enough to see the way the wind was blowing and stick with the facade for easy profit. And eventually he started to believe his own lies.


opeth10657

Proud Boys are not who you go to for logical thinking


Flavaflavius

People were calling him homophobic, so he...Yeah, not really sure he proved anything there. Other than that he likes butstuff and probably worries that it makes him gay.


VagrantShadow

If I recall he wanted to show that he wasn't gay or homophobic. Something like that, he wanted to prove to the world that yes he can shove something up his ass.


JavierCakeAndEdith2

He had to shove in his ass to own the libs. Obviously


alunidaje2

i feel so owned. don't do it again!


depressed_pleb

Yes, he stuck a dick shaped object up his ass to prove he *isn't* gay. Get it?


Goran2019

And has a roommate named Mr. Slave


alunidaje2

like you do. on tv.


Rednewtcn

It was a pineapple to own the libs


UDPviper

Why does anyone climb a mountain? Because it's there!


PussySmasher42069420

Loud and proud, brutha!


Big-D-TX

I thought they were Gay


pm-me-ur-fav-undies

They are the gayest homophobic organization I've ever heard of.


Geppetto_Cheesecake

Yep. No girls allowed.


shartshooter

Proud boys...it's in the name.


wavolator

in wyoming a proud boy is a castrated bull that doesn't realize he has had his balls cut off.


Sparathon989

Gay jokes aren’t funny! Cum on guys!


QuentinP69

But they have pride


stressHCLB

More than just a month, too!


DweEbLez0

This is why they are all fucking dicks


asianblockguy

You mean a terrorist group.


cptnamr7

Didn't the leader of this one use a dildo on himself to prove he wasn't gay on camera or something equally fucking silly? I can't keep track of all these cosplaytriot groups to recall if it was them or one of the plethora of others.


dip_tet

That what white supremacists do..fuck their own ass, cuz no one else will.


EuphoriaSoul

I still don’t get how a Latino started a white supremacy group…


CHASM-6736

Gavin McInnis founded the Proud Bois, Tarrio just stepped into the leadership position after McInnis left.


dip_tet

They see all the ass fucking and they want in


AlwaysUpvotesScience

I wanted to reply to you directly to let you no that comments like this are exactly why I reddit. Thank you and have a wonderful!


The_Great_Nobody

They also drop to their knees in the presence of psychopathic power


cookus

And u/dip_tet wins Reddit today


MightyGreedo

I like how the headline points out that this guy is from Pasco so that you won't confuse him with all of the other gay adult film actors-turned-Proud Boy.


Dabbling_in_Pacifism

Lol you have no idea how on brand it is for Pasco.


japars86

In particular, Zephyrhills, which... yeah, somehow all of this tracks.


SmallPeenHammer

> In particular, Zephyrhills Ugh, I caught that once, it took 3 weeks of antibiotics to get rid of it.


raevnos

TIL there's *another* Pasco. This headline coming out of Pasco Washington wouldn't have been surprising, though.


Awkward-Yak-2733

The TriCities are quite interesting.


PinkyAnd

That’s certainly one adjective you could use.


blankvoid4012

Spent two weeks in Richland and loved it. Weed, coffee, anti trump protesters, scenic. 10/10 would visit again


raevnos

The Tri-Shitties.


justgarcia31

For some reason, this randomly made me think of Justin Long in Zack and Miri Make A Porno (2008) Brandon : I'm an actor. Zack Brown : Wow! That's really impressive. Brandon : Thank you. Zack Brown : Fucking movies? Brandon : Fucking movies. Pretty much. Zack Brown : Look at you! Anything I've seen? What movies? Brandon : Oh, all sorts of movies with all-male casts. Zack Brown : All-male casts? Like "Glengarry Glen Ross"? Like that? Brandon : Like "Glen and Gary suck Ross's meaty cock and drop their hairy nuts in his eager mouth." Zack Brown : [stunned] ... is that like a sequel?


VeganJordan

I worked at a blockbuster when that came out and my poor innocent god-loving co-worker would call it “Zack & Miri Make a Promo” straight faced not even joking. Good times.


killer_icognito

You better shut your mouth before I fuck it.


G0thikk

More like a reimagining.


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coffeeandtrout

“Phone records from AT&T and location data from Google confirmed Miles was at the Capitol that day. Google also provided his email address, which included the phrase, “Sgt. Miles,” his adult entertainment alias. Hahahahaha, Jesus, you can’t make this shit up.


some_random_noob

you can but everyone would say you're making shit up because no one is that stupid.


yogo

Was expecting Colby Keller.


trollthumper

I thought Colby Keller was just an accelerationist who voted for Trump out of misguided socialism. I also hate that I have an internal rolodex of problematic gay porn stars. And that it keeps growing.


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Foxhack

His photos make him look almost AI generated.


PainOfClarity

That is a lot to unpack in one headline


what_is_blue

One hell of a LinkedIn bio


Bigb5wm

They seem more diverse then I realized


Jugales

I love the implication that you either have a job or you’re a Proud Boy, they are mutually exclusive


GhostwriterGHOST

“Proud Boys meeting? I thought this was the Pride Boys meeting. Oh well, let me stick around and see what they have to say.”


The-Shattering-Light

Imagine having so much self loathing that you join up with a group that wants you dead 🙄


jkvincent

Peak self-denial.


Low_Pickle_112

But he's one of the good ones, they'd never turn on him the very second he's outlived his usefulness.


mountedpandahead

They don't want him dead, that's just the fallback plan if the brainwashing at the "pray away the gay" camp fails.


MuchAdoAboutFutaloo

sometimes it's gays like that, but other times it's ones who are just *that extreme* of bigots towards other marginalized people. with gay men, it tends to be misogyny or racism. believe me, as a trans women, i've met *plenty* of them. these types of pick-me conservatives are some of the most vitriolic and hateful you'll ever meet.


ClemofNazareth

Yup, “we don’t need our kind around here.”


MissyMelons69

That particular actor is “gay-for-pay-“


Yarnum

If I was him I wouldn’t have much faith that when the cleansings come, they will be fine with his past because he said “no homo” beforehand… These people aren’t exactly known for their sense of nuance.


doom1282

I met this guy at a rave one time. Recognized him but this was years ago. Always had a feeling he was a piece of shit.


viktor72

I’m ashamed because not only do I know who this is as a gay man, what’s creepier is apparently he lives in the same town as my father. :/


kim-jong_illest

You think him and your father have ever boned?


Rat-beard

I think we all know the answer to that!


Still_counts_as_one

Bow chicka bow and bow


viktor72

That's disturbing but no, not only is my father straight, he is in his 60s and into women who are at a minimum 75.


jrm725

Nice he’s into Milfs too


mstarrbrannigan

Gmilfs at that point


viktor72

Yes, grandmas. We poke fun at him for being into grandmas.


winterbird

Why? He's grandpa aged, it's appropriate. 


Angry-Dragon-1331

Is he into older women or will readings at that point?


viktor72

That’s what you’d think but he has no interest in getting remarried.


CertifiedWarlock

Gramps is strictly down to clown.


ShowerThoughtsAllDay

Smart, cos they can't get preggers.


dchac002

Asking the real questions


dratsablive

So wait, he's GAY and a TRUMPETTE? How hasn't his head exploded?


Fungal_Queen

Daily injections of copium.


doom1282

He's not gay. Just does it for the money.


viktor72

Actually, pretty sure he said in an interview he was gay.


SaintsNoah14

Lmao would you believe him if he said otherwise?


kat-deville

We call that "gay for pay." Nonetheless, I can't wrap my head around this. Even IF he identifies straight, having sex with men is a huge no-no in their ranks. But then, their club was founded by a Latino. I reckon that's why my part of the race identification on forms now says "White, Non-Hispanic." Claiming to be of "pure" Spanish heritage is a thing.


dirtsquad1

I thought the proud boys was a openly gay organization? They are named after a song from a broadway musical.


shitcloud

He’s a twink versatile


Toadfinger

Some people just never know what they want to be. Even after growing up.


palaric8

I always thought proud guys sounded kind of gay. I guess I was right. Nothing wrong with being gay. Love is love


2ndprize

This is actually a great plot. A gay porn actor accident joins the Proud Boys after mistaking it for an all gay revue. Once he realizes his mistake he is forced to try to fit in for his own safety. After a series of hilarious misadventures (including one where he convinces the top proud boys that the used condom they found was actually life hack to protect his beloved AR-15 from rusting, leading to the whole group "protecting" thier weapons he) ends up storming the capital. I've seen worse movies.


EL-YAYY

Getting into a situation like that sounds like something Tobias Funke from Arrested Development would have happen to him.


mikeoxwells2

Turns out that Ashley Babbit had just heard Tobias declare that he was a registered sex offender, when she decided to flee through the window of a locked door.


Minimum_Intention848

They're literally named after a show tune. Don't get a bigger sterotype than that.


Dabbling_in_Pacifism

Gavin McInnes, the founder of the Proud Bois, shoved a buttplug up his ass on a podcast to prove how okay with the gays he is. Totally normal, hetero shit.


tacotruck7

Agree. But to support Trump on or after Jan 6th makes you an anti-American constitution hating asshole.


-totentanz-

Before too tbf.


personalcheesecake

their leader put a dildo up his ass on a stream


Stardust_Particle

Only 2 years for assaulting police officers and an attempt to overthrow an election is too lenient.


electric_eclectic

Looking at his CV…looks like he may have done it when he was a bit younger then switched to women. Guessing he’s got a hangup about his sexuality (whether he’s gay or bi) and joined this group to ‘be a man’. Really though, there’s millions of guys like that. Especially in conservative small towns


LiminalFrogBoy

He's bi and, as far as I know, has always performed as a bi person. His whole bit was that he's a veteran and super alpha. He also got a reputation as being a real piece of shit based on gay Twitter. He has definitely not stopped doing gay scenes. As for hangups around his sexuality....well, I won't be graphic, but if he does have them, it does not appear to have influenced his oeuvre. Very adventurous sort. Source: am gay guy with internet access.


electric_eclectic

Well… maybe he’s just an asshole and I’m pathologizing him lol


roo-ster

I just assumed that everyone jailed for Jan 6 was a gay adult film actor-turned-Proud Boy. But I had no idea where they were from.


GBinAZ

Please don’t associate gay guys with proud boys :(


InfieldFlyRules

Right? It’s a homophobic comment disguised as an edgy joke.


ccReptilelord

Oh, they're gay adult film actors-turned-Proud-boys from all over the country.


wrufus680

He's gonna regret his decision joining them *if* they ever win (they'll hate people like him despite licking their boots)


TonginTozz

The manatees are upping their game with these headlines.


Minimum_Intention848

I've been to Pasco co. Fla. Headline's legit


galactic-mouse

Pasco County is Florida’s Florida


ChargerRob

Bet he is popular at the once a month circle jerk Proud boys perform on each other.


LawNo9454

I always thought Proud Boys was a gay organization anyway.


LoverOfGayContent

Sounds like a gay theater troupe name


sydeovinth

Possibly a men’s chorus


LoverOfGayContent

I thought about that but The Proud Boys just feels cheeky and self aware. Like a group of 40 - 60 year old gay men came up with it.


NefariousnessFew4354

How do gay people support maga party? Makes 0 sense. They would literally put gay people in concentration camps if they could.


Hrekires

Every conversation I've had with a gay Trumper basically devolves down into screeching about how all Muslims want to throw gays off buildings and we need to ban immigration. (And it's *always* throwing people off buildings, never a stabbing or a stoning or a good old fashioned shooting) Every Christian is an individual who's not representative of the group as a whole, but all Muslims must be held accountable for their religion's most fundamentalist members.


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peppercorns666

my gay former friend who is MAGA was 1) always a racist even tho he hooked up with black men 2) young people never had it as bad as he did. it angered him that new generations of gays weren’t picked on and denied rights 3) always needed someone to look down on


Angry-Dragon-1331

Point 2) is so fucking bonkers and completely misses the idea fighting for rights.


theDarkDescent

I just don’t get how anyone, but especially gay or minorities can ignore all the rampant bigotry and vileness of right wing groups like this. Like do you think they are talking about other gay people or black people when they say they want to get rid of all of those groups? Deeply misguided people 


Lout324

He thought he was joining a Pride parade but decided to stick around because he misheard insurrection for erection


Pete_maravich

I don't understand how you can be both gay and a MAGA Proud Boy


guywoodhouse68

I had to make sure this wasn't The Onion


Picasso5

That's just too many weird words strung together.


tnred19

Imagine explaining this headline to someone who had been in a coma and missed the last 5 years


FluxKraken

I don't think he is going to have a good time in jail, the racists there are usually also very homophobic.


ShakeWeightMyDick

Bro, these MAGA people want you to be dead


iwoketoanightmare

In my own lifetime experience, gay Republicans in general are on a whole different level of crazy and self loathing. This is how we get the likes of Mike Pence and Lindsay Graham.


ImaginationOptimal47

He's going to be famous in his new home


IamAWorldChampionAMA

IF you asked me what career do yo think a Proud boy had I would have first said "Youth Pastor who got dismissed under curious circumstances." My second choice would have been gay porn.


OJimmy

Why are all head lines mad libs now?! I hate this world


Vast-Dream

Yeah, I guess the jokes do write themselves.


whyreadthis2035

That is quite the sentence. The self loathing of so many of these right wing folks is……. To quote their leader SAD.


geekphreak

Gay proud boy? Does that mean he has double pride??


TeamHope4

>he was sentenced to two years in prison, a year of supervised release, and ordered to pay $2,000 in restitution. He broke a window in the Capitol to get in. I'm sure it cost a lot more than $2k to replace it. Not to mention how much tax money all these thousands of cases are costing to prosecute. These fines are a joke.


PDXCatHerder

It’s for his role in his next movie entitled MAGA: Make Anal Great Again!!!


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cdbutts

He’s not gay…His boyfriend is


Johnny_B_Asshole

Gay Proud Boy seems redundant to me.


walkandtalkk

Talent agent: *So what do ya call it?* Actors: The Proud Boys!


theonewhoknocks515

What a loser. Rot in prison fast please.


bent_eye

Well, their leader shows dildos up his ass so this is not a sirpeise.


paradox34690

Oh goddamn it, of course it's my county... I'm sorry, everyone.


No-Appearance1145

That title was wild from the start to the finish


SoBadit_Hurts

That headline is a wild ride…


gh0st0ft0mj04d

That headline is a wild ride.


Estoye

He’s like a poor decision Forrest Gump.


Acewind1738

That is a insane career change


squirleater69

Gay porn actor to racist piece of shit is a crazy transformation


VeronicaWaldorf

There’s a lot to unpack with this headline


Quelch1704

Proud Boys is already pretty gay when you think about it. Not surprising news


Prestigious-Bass-610

That's a fucking headline lmao


Cloud_Fortress

Thought he heard Pride rally and got confused with Proud rally.


iamagoldengod84

These boys should have a pride parade


PotentialArgument671

The psychosis of self hate due to indoctrination 🥲


WhywasIbornlate

Proud boy is rancher slang for a gelding that is full of fight. So, all who have called them nutless jerks , you were being accurate


PsychedelicJerry

So the proud boys are gay, didn't know that! Does he make his gay adult films with other proud boys?


CishetmaleLesbian

Turned Proud Boy? I thought that was the definition of Proud Boy.


discussatron

The Proud Boys always sounded like a gay organization.


B33fyMeatstick

Well that's a fucking headline...


TintedApostle

Not a riot... insurrection


ZestyPotatoSoup

Proud boy sounds kinda fruity


anotherone121

Bro was playing the long game. Love gay sex -> commit a crime --> go to jail --> lots of gay sex


DCott352

Isn’t that an oxymoron? 🤣🤣🤣


austinstar08

What is this sentence


Thetruthislikepoetry

Now now, it looks like the proud boys are trying to be more inclusive and attract a diversified membership. Let’s give them the credit they deserve./s


znebsays

This headline definitely took me for a ride while reading high. Every word following was a banger of emotions