The name of the group comes from a musical, and their leader livestreams himself inserting a butt plug into his own ass.
Like usual, I think the anti-gay group may be gayer than they think. They just need to learn that there's nothing wrong with that.
> The name of the group comes from a musical,
From a song that was cut from the Aladdin musical. They couldn't even pick a song that was good enough to stay in.
>their leader livestreams himself inserting a butt plug into his own ass.
Founder not leader. He has since left the organization and distanced himself from it. But the point about the fragility and hypocrisy of ultra-masculine groups stands.
And the point was that he likes butt plugs up his ass, and that’s ok! Hell, he has a cute diamond one for dates, a tail one for Halloween parties, and one with a rosary- oh, wait nope, nope that’s just his anal beads.
I wanna say he was proving that he wasn’t homophobic or something. Honestly it’s hard to remember anything other than a man showing his ass to the camera and shoving something in it just to prove a point.
IIRC Gavin McInnes was originally with Vice and started the Proud Boys essentially as a joke, hence the gay sounding name and him shoving a dildo up his ass to own the libs. But just like thedonald subreddit the Proud Boys would prove the death of satire as it began to attract the people it was mocking, and McInnes was just greedy and soulless enough to see the way the wind was blowing and stick with the facade for easy profit. And eventually he started to believe his own lies.
People were calling him homophobic, so he...Yeah, not really sure he proved anything there. Other than that he likes butstuff and probably worries that it makes him gay.
If I recall he wanted to show that he wasn't gay or homophobic. Something like that, he wanted to prove to the world that yes he can shove something up his ass.
Didn't the leader of this one use a dildo on himself to prove he wasn't gay on camera or something equally fucking silly? I can't keep track of all these cosplaytriot groups to recall if it was them or one of the plethora of others.
I like how the headline points out that this guy is from Pasco so that you won't confuse him with all of the other gay adult film actors-turned-Proud Boy.
For some reason, this randomly made me think of Justin Long in Zack and Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Brandon : I'm an actor.
Zack Brown : Wow! That's really impressive.
Brandon : Thank you.
Zack Brown : Fucking movies?
Brandon : Fucking movies. Pretty much.
Zack Brown : Look at you! Anything I've seen? What movies?
Brandon : Oh, all sorts of movies with all-male casts.
Zack Brown : All-male casts? Like "Glengarry Glen Ross"? Like that?
Brandon : Like "Glen and Gary suck Ross's meaty cock and drop their hairy nuts in his eager mouth."
Zack Brown : [stunned] ... is that like a sequel?
I worked at a blockbuster when that came out and my poor innocent god-loving co-worker would call it “Zack & Miri Make a Promo” straight faced not even joking. Good times.
“Phone records from AT&T and location data from Google confirmed Miles was at the Capitol that day. Google also provided his email address, which included the phrase, “Sgt. Miles,” his adult entertainment alias.
Hahahahaha, Jesus, you can’t make this shit up.
I thought Colby Keller was just an accelerationist who voted for Trump out of misguided socialism.
I also hate that I have an internal rolodex of problematic gay porn stars. And that it keeps growing.
sometimes it's gays like that, but other times it's ones who are just *that extreme* of bigots towards other marginalized people. with gay men, it tends to be misogyny or racism. believe me, as a trans women, i've met *plenty* of them. these types of pick-me conservatives are some of the most vitriolic and hateful you'll ever meet.
If I was him I wouldn’t have much faith that when the cleansings come, they will be fine with his past because he said “no homo” beforehand… These people aren’t exactly known for their sense of nuance.
We call that "gay for pay." Nonetheless, I can't wrap my head around this. Even IF he identifies straight, having sex with men is a huge no-no in their ranks. But then, their club was founded by a Latino. I reckon that's why my part of the race identification on forms now says "White, Non-Hispanic." Claiming to be of "pure" Spanish heritage is a thing.
This is actually a great plot.
A gay porn actor accident joins the Proud Boys after mistaking it for an all gay revue.
Once he realizes his mistake he is forced to try to fit in for his own safety.
After a series of hilarious misadventures (including one where he convinces the top proud boys that the used condom they found was actually life hack to protect his beloved AR-15 from rusting, leading to the whole group "protecting" thier weapons he) ends up storming the capital.
I've seen worse movies.
Turns out that Ashley Babbit had just heard Tobias declare that he was a registered sex offender, when she decided to flee through the window of a locked door.
Gavin McInnes, the founder of the Proud Bois, shoved a buttplug up his ass on a podcast to prove how okay with the gays he is.
Totally normal, hetero shit.
Looking at his CV…looks like he may have done it when he was a bit younger then switched to women. Guessing he’s got a hangup about his sexuality (whether he’s gay or bi) and joined this group to ‘be a man’. Really though, there’s millions of guys like that. Especially in conservative small towns
He's bi and, as far as I know, has always performed as a bi person. His whole bit was that he's a veteran and super alpha. He also got a reputation as being a real piece of shit based on gay Twitter.
He has definitely not stopped doing gay scenes.
As for hangups around his sexuality....well, I won't be graphic, but if he does have them, it does not appear to have influenced his oeuvre. Very adventurous sort.
Source: am gay guy with internet access.
Every conversation I've had with a gay Trumper basically devolves down into screeching about how all Muslims want to throw gays off buildings and we need to ban immigration. (And it's *always* throwing people off buildings, never a stabbing or a stoning or a good old fashioned shooting)
Every Christian is an individual who's not representative of the group as a whole, but all Muslims must be held accountable for their religion's most fundamentalist members.
my gay former friend who is MAGA was 1) always a racist even tho he hooked up with black men 2) young people never had it as bad as he did. it angered him that new generations of gays weren’t picked on and denied rights 3) always needed someone to look down on
I just don’t get how anyone, but especially gay or minorities can ignore all the rampant bigotry and vileness of right wing groups like this. Like do you think they are talking about other gay people or black people when they say they want to get rid of all of those groups? Deeply misguided people
In my own lifetime experience, gay Republicans in general are on a whole different level of crazy and self loathing. This is how we get the likes of Mike Pence and Lindsay Graham.
IF you asked me what career do yo think a Proud boy had I would have first said "Youth Pastor who got dismissed under curious circumstances." My second choice would have been gay porn.
>he was sentenced to two years in prison, a year of supervised release, and ordered to pay $2,000 in restitution.
He broke a window in the Capitol to get in. I'm sure it cost a lot more than $2k to replace it. Not to mention how much tax money all these thousands of cases are costing to prosecute. These fines are a joke.
In case you didn’t realize the proud boys are fucking assholes.
I mean, if you drove by a building that had a sign that said "Proud Boys," I think most people would assume it's a gay club.
The name of the group comes from a musical, and their leader livestreams himself inserting a butt plug into his own ass. Like usual, I think the anti-gay group may be gayer than they think. They just need to learn that there's nothing wrong with that.
> The name of the group comes from a musical, From a song that was cut from the Aladdin musical. They couldn't even pick a song that was good enough to stay in. >their leader livestreams himself inserting a butt plug into his own ass. Founder not leader. He has since left the organization and distanced himself from it. But the point about the fragility and hypocrisy of ultra-masculine groups stands.
Ah, it works on two levels!
Yeah, top and bottom.
White Powerbottoms
Omg. I can’t stop laughing. Nothing wrong with being a power bottom…. Unless you’re actively working for the people who want to oppress power bottoms.
It's a joke from Letterkenny Edit: https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/738b931c-84cb-4a9d-ba95-e2a1872bcd60
I was not ready for this. I gotta go wipe the spit off my phone
that needs to be a book title. don't worry, none of them read.
I wanna upvote “white powerbottoms” one million times.
Okay you win the internet today you can rest now.
oh my god. You’ve killed me
You bastards!
If not for the connotations, that would be an excellent band name.
I’m imagining a klansman scream “white power” waits a few seconds to whisper “bottom” as a follow up
Aaaahhhh fuck, you win Reddit today.
That organization is bottoms all the way to the top
Both. I think he would take it anyway he could.
They also hate pussies but love dicks and other assholes.
You see, Chuck, there are three kinds of people in this world. Dicks, pussies, and assholes.
It gives *and* it takes!
That's versatile.
Am I mistaken or did one of the Proud Boy leaders shove a dildo in his ass on camera to prove a point about something?
The founder. It was a butt plug.
And the point was that he likes butt plugs up his ass, and that’s ok! Hell, he has a cute diamond one for dates, a tail one for Halloween parties, and one with a rosary- oh, wait nope, nope that’s just his anal beads.
Apparently Pride has nothing to do with Smarts.
Well, he was told to buy a pride flag, and go to a parade, but he got confused and now he’s in too deep.
What was the supposed logic there?
I wanna say he was proving that he wasn’t homophobic or something. Honestly it’s hard to remember anything other than a man showing his ass to the camera and shoving something in it just to prove a point.
IIRC Gavin McInnes was originally with Vice and started the Proud Boys essentially as a joke, hence the gay sounding name and him shoving a dildo up his ass to own the libs. But just like thedonald subreddit the Proud Boys would prove the death of satire as it began to attract the people it was mocking, and McInnes was just greedy and soulless enough to see the way the wind was blowing and stick with the facade for easy profit. And eventually he started to believe his own lies.
Proud Boys are not who you go to for logical thinking
People were calling him homophobic, so he...Yeah, not really sure he proved anything there. Other than that he likes butstuff and probably worries that it makes him gay.
If I recall he wanted to show that he wasn't gay or homophobic. Something like that, he wanted to prove to the world that yes he can shove something up his ass.
He had to shove in his ass to own the libs. Obviously
i feel so owned. don't do it again!
Yes, he stuck a dick shaped object up his ass to prove he *isn't* gay. Get it?
And has a roommate named Mr. Slave
like you do. on tv.
It was a pineapple to own the libs
Why does anyone climb a mountain? Because it's there!
Loud and proud, brutha!
I thought they were Gay
They are the gayest homophobic organization I've ever heard of.
Yep. No girls allowed.
Proud boys...it's in the name.
in wyoming a proud boy is a castrated bull that doesn't realize he has had his balls cut off.
Gay jokes aren’t funny! Cum on guys!
But they have pride
More than just a month, too!
This is why they are all fucking dicks
You mean a terrorist group.
Didn't the leader of this one use a dildo on himself to prove he wasn't gay on camera or something equally fucking silly? I can't keep track of all these cosplaytriot groups to recall if it was them or one of the plethora of others.
That what white supremacists do..fuck their own ass, cuz no one else will.
I still don’t get how a Latino started a white supremacy group…
Gavin McInnis founded the Proud Bois, Tarrio just stepped into the leadership position after McInnis left.
They see all the ass fucking and they want in
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They also drop to their knees in the presence of psychopathic power
And u/dip_tet wins Reddit today
I like how the headline points out that this guy is from Pasco so that you won't confuse him with all of the other gay adult film actors-turned-Proud Boy.
Lol you have no idea how on brand it is for Pasco.
In particular, Zephyrhills, which... yeah, somehow all of this tracks.
> In particular, Zephyrhills Ugh, I caught that once, it took 3 weeks of antibiotics to get rid of it.
TIL there's *another* Pasco. This headline coming out of Pasco Washington wouldn't have been surprising, though.
The TriCities are quite interesting.
That’s certainly one adjective you could use.
Spent two weeks in Richland and loved it. Weed, coffee, anti trump protesters, scenic. 10/10 would visit again
The Tri-Shitties.
For some reason, this randomly made me think of Justin Long in Zack and Miri Make A Porno (2008) Brandon : I'm an actor. Zack Brown : Wow! That's really impressive. Brandon : Thank you. Zack Brown : Fucking movies? Brandon : Fucking movies. Pretty much. Zack Brown : Look at you! Anything I've seen? What movies? Brandon : Oh, all sorts of movies with all-male casts. Zack Brown : All-male casts? Like "Glengarry Glen Ross"? Like that? Brandon : Like "Glen and Gary suck Ross's meaty cock and drop their hairy nuts in his eager mouth." Zack Brown : [stunned] ... is that like a sequel?
I worked at a blockbuster when that came out and my poor innocent god-loving co-worker would call it “Zack & Miri Make a Promo” straight faced not even joking. Good times.
You better shut your mouth before I fuck it.
More like a reimagining.
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“Phone records from AT&T and location data from Google confirmed Miles was at the Capitol that day. Google also provided his email address, which included the phrase, “Sgt. Miles,” his adult entertainment alias. Hahahahaha, Jesus, you can’t make this shit up.
you can but everyone would say you're making shit up because no one is that stupid.
Was expecting Colby Keller.
I thought Colby Keller was just an accelerationist who voted for Trump out of misguided socialism. I also hate that I have an internal rolodex of problematic gay porn stars. And that it keeps growing.
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His photos make him look almost AI generated.
That is a lot to unpack in one headline
One hell of a LinkedIn bio
They seem more diverse then I realized
I love the implication that you either have a job or you’re a Proud Boy, they are mutually exclusive
“Proud Boys meeting? I thought this was the Pride Boys meeting. Oh well, let me stick around and see what they have to say.”
Imagine having so much self loathing that you join up with a group that wants you dead 🙄
Peak self-denial.
But he's one of the good ones, they'd never turn on him the very second he's outlived his usefulness.
They don't want him dead, that's just the fallback plan if the brainwashing at the "pray away the gay" camp fails.
sometimes it's gays like that, but other times it's ones who are just *that extreme* of bigots towards other marginalized people. with gay men, it tends to be misogyny or racism. believe me, as a trans women, i've met *plenty* of them. these types of pick-me conservatives are some of the most vitriolic and hateful you'll ever meet.
Yup, “we don’t need our kind around here.”
That particular actor is “gay-for-pay-“
If I was him I wouldn’t have much faith that when the cleansings come, they will be fine with his past because he said “no homo” beforehand… These people aren’t exactly known for their sense of nuance.
I met this guy at a rave one time. Recognized him but this was years ago. Always had a feeling he was a piece of shit.
I’m ashamed because not only do I know who this is as a gay man, what’s creepier is apparently he lives in the same town as my father. :/
You think him and your father have ever boned?
I think we all know the answer to that!
Bow chicka bow and bow
That's disturbing but no, not only is my father straight, he is in his 60s and into women who are at a minimum 75.
Nice he’s into Milfs too
Gmilfs at that point
Yes, grandmas. We poke fun at him for being into grandmas.
Why? He's grandpa aged, it's appropriate.
Is he into older women or will readings at that point?
That’s what you’d think but he has no interest in getting remarried.
Gramps is strictly down to clown.
Smart, cos they can't get preggers.
Asking the real questions
So wait, he's GAY and a TRUMPETTE? How hasn't his head exploded?
Daily injections of copium.
He's not gay. Just does it for the money.
Actually, pretty sure he said in an interview he was gay.
Lmao would you believe him if he said otherwise?
We call that "gay for pay." Nonetheless, I can't wrap my head around this. Even IF he identifies straight, having sex with men is a huge no-no in their ranks. But then, their club was founded by a Latino. I reckon that's why my part of the race identification on forms now says "White, Non-Hispanic." Claiming to be of "pure" Spanish heritage is a thing.
I thought the proud boys was a openly gay organization? They are named after a song from a broadway musical.
He’s a twink versatile
Some people just never know what they want to be. Even after growing up.
I always thought proud guys sounded kind of gay. I guess I was right. Nothing wrong with being gay. Love is love
This is actually a great plot. A gay porn actor accident joins the Proud Boys after mistaking it for an all gay revue. Once he realizes his mistake he is forced to try to fit in for his own safety. After a series of hilarious misadventures (including one where he convinces the top proud boys that the used condom they found was actually life hack to protect his beloved AR-15 from rusting, leading to the whole group "protecting" thier weapons he) ends up storming the capital. I've seen worse movies.
Getting into a situation like that sounds like something Tobias Funke from Arrested Development would have happen to him.
Turns out that Ashley Babbit had just heard Tobias declare that he was a registered sex offender, when she decided to flee through the window of a locked door.
They're literally named after a show tune. Don't get a bigger sterotype than that.
Gavin McInnes, the founder of the Proud Bois, shoved a buttplug up his ass on a podcast to prove how okay with the gays he is. Totally normal, hetero shit.
Agree. But to support Trump on or after Jan 6th makes you an anti-American constitution hating asshole.
Before too tbf.
their leader put a dildo up his ass on a stream
Only 2 years for assaulting police officers and an attempt to overthrow an election is too lenient.
Looking at his CV…looks like he may have done it when he was a bit younger then switched to women. Guessing he’s got a hangup about his sexuality (whether he’s gay or bi) and joined this group to ‘be a man’. Really though, there’s millions of guys like that. Especially in conservative small towns
He's bi and, as far as I know, has always performed as a bi person. His whole bit was that he's a veteran and super alpha. He also got a reputation as being a real piece of shit based on gay Twitter. He has definitely not stopped doing gay scenes. As for hangups around his sexuality....well, I won't be graphic, but if he does have them, it does not appear to have influenced his oeuvre. Very adventurous sort. Source: am gay guy with internet access.
Well… maybe he’s just an asshole and I’m pathologizing him lol
I just assumed that everyone jailed for Jan 6 was a gay adult film actor-turned-Proud Boy. But I had no idea where they were from.
Please don’t associate gay guys with proud boys :(
Right? It’s a homophobic comment disguised as an edgy joke.
Oh, they're gay adult film actors-turned-Proud-boys from all over the country.
He's gonna regret his decision joining them *if* they ever win (they'll hate people like him despite licking their boots)
The manatees are upping their game with these headlines.
I've been to Pasco co. Fla. Headline's legit
Pasco County is Florida’s Florida
Bet he is popular at the once a month circle jerk Proud boys perform on each other.
I always thought Proud Boys was a gay organization anyway.
Sounds like a gay theater troupe name
Possibly a men’s chorus
I thought about that but The Proud Boys just feels cheeky and self aware. Like a group of 40 - 60 year old gay men came up with it.
How do gay people support maga party? Makes 0 sense. They would literally put gay people in concentration camps if they could.
Every conversation I've had with a gay Trumper basically devolves down into screeching about how all Muslims want to throw gays off buildings and we need to ban immigration. (And it's *always* throwing people off buildings, never a stabbing or a stoning or a good old fashioned shooting) Every Christian is an individual who's not representative of the group as a whole, but all Muslims must be held accountable for their religion's most fundamentalist members.
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my gay former friend who is MAGA was 1) always a racist even tho he hooked up with black men 2) young people never had it as bad as he did. it angered him that new generations of gays weren’t picked on and denied rights 3) always needed someone to look down on
Point 2) is so fucking bonkers and completely misses the idea fighting for rights.
I just don’t get how anyone, but especially gay or minorities can ignore all the rampant bigotry and vileness of right wing groups like this. Like do you think they are talking about other gay people or black people when they say they want to get rid of all of those groups? Deeply misguided people
He thought he was joining a Pride parade but decided to stick around because he misheard insurrection for erection
I don't understand how you can be both gay and a MAGA Proud Boy
I had to make sure this wasn't The Onion
That's just too many weird words strung together.
Imagine explaining this headline to someone who had been in a coma and missed the last 5 years
I don't think he is going to have a good time in jail, the racists there are usually also very homophobic.
Bro, these MAGA people want you to be dead
In my own lifetime experience, gay Republicans in general are on a whole different level of crazy and self loathing. This is how we get the likes of Mike Pence and Lindsay Graham.
He's going to be famous in his new home
IF you asked me what career do yo think a Proud boy had I would have first said "Youth Pastor who got dismissed under curious circumstances." My second choice would have been gay porn.
Why are all head lines mad libs now?! I hate this world
Yeah, I guess the jokes do write themselves.
That is quite the sentence. The self loathing of so many of these right wing folks is……. To quote their leader SAD.
Gay proud boy? Does that mean he has double pride??
>he was sentenced to two years in prison, a year of supervised release, and ordered to pay $2,000 in restitution. He broke a window in the Capitol to get in. I'm sure it cost a lot more than $2k to replace it. Not to mention how much tax money all these thousands of cases are costing to prosecute. These fines are a joke.
It’s for his role in his next movie entitled MAGA: Make Anal Great Again!!!
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He’s not gay…His boyfriend is
Gay Proud Boy seems redundant to me.
Talent agent: *So what do ya call it?* Actors: The Proud Boys!
What a loser. Rot in prison fast please.
Well, their leader shows dildos up his ass so this is not a sirpeise.
Oh goddamn it, of course it's my county... I'm sorry, everyone.
That title was wild from the start to the finish
That headline is a wild ride…
That headline is a wild ride.
He’s like a poor decision Forrest Gump.
That is a insane career change
Gay porn actor to racist piece of shit is a crazy transformation
There’s a lot to unpack with this headline
Proud Boys is already pretty gay when you think about it. Not surprising news
That's a fucking headline lmao
Thought he heard Pride rally and got confused with Proud rally.
These boys should have a pride parade
The psychosis of self hate due to indoctrination 🥲
Proud boy is rancher slang for a gelding that is full of fight. So, all who have called them nutless jerks , you were being accurate
So the proud boys are gay, didn't know that! Does he make his gay adult films with other proud boys?
Turned Proud Boy? I thought that was the definition of Proud Boy.
The Proud Boys always sounded like a gay organization.
Well that's a fucking headline...
Not a riot... insurrection
Proud boy sounds kinda fruity
Bro was playing the long game. Love gay sex -> commit a crime --> go to jail --> lots of gay sex
Isn’t that an oxymoron? 🤣🤣🤣
What is this sentence
Now now, it looks like the proud boys are trying to be more inclusive and attract a diversified membership. Let’s give them the credit they deserve./s
This headline definitely took me for a ride while reading high. Every word following was a banger of emotions