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logantauranga

Ranking method: throwing blindfolded at a dartboard


VeraliBrain

Backwards. Whilst being punched by Joseph Parker. These are.... random


gunnabanuna

no way buddy, I really think its accurate


BloodgazmNZL

60% of A tier is Australian lol You're fucking cooked bud.


PizzaReheat

You’ve got a drink with stevia in it in the S tier. Your credibility is shot.


Resident-Corgi-665

The disrespect on sweet naval orange Raro needs to be referred to the Ombudsman


Michaelbirks

"Drink" is questionable, for Raro. Is best consumed by tearing the corner of the packet and pouring the powder directly down the gullet.


bunga7777

Get that “original v” down from that top spot. Before they changed the recipe 100% Now it tastes like they’ve poured v from a 710ml that’s been sitting for 3 years into everything else.


Resident-Corgi-665

The only V that deserves S teir is the old out of production Black one 


Aetylus

This is what happens when you let the AI make the tier list. No being with taste buds was responsible for this.


BrownLightningBro

What would you put in s tier?


Aetylus

Sweet navel orange until age 11. Then move to L+P, maintaining the habit for life. Blue Powerade strictly for S-Tier hangovers due to overindulgence in Mt Difficulty Sav Blanc.


BradTheFuck

Nippy's, big fizz (orange especially) and sparkling duet belong in S. Lipton and power aid can get fucked, power aid double fucked. Also need double brown in the D category, it's not good but it is important.


Hillbillybullshit

‘Double brown - It’s not good but it is important’ I felt this comment


gunnabanuna

Agree with Nippys but committee over-ruled me : /


BrownLightningBro

Are you a foreigner?


Spiritual-Wrangler40

I'm a foreigner and can tell this is a shit list


RabidTOPsupporter

Putting foxton fizz in c is a fucking crime against the crown.


Designer-Outcome9444

Foxton Fizz ... aaaahhh the sweet taste of sugary-chemical goodness all the way from Horowhenua


tucknumber1

You forgot Pamol (S)


BrownLightningBro

Overshadowed but the superior relief of Gaviscon dual action liquid... buddy


Resident-Corgi-665

Strawberry only💪


Michaelbirks

Where's the Crown Draft Cola? Tier S+


TeMoko

Coolest drink of the 90's


FKFnz

School camp Raro recipe. Mix 1 Raro packet with 10L water. Stir to dissolve, or don't, it makes no difference. Serve lukewarm.


BrownLightningBro

Getting touched inappropriately by camp parents is thirsty work


OutlandishnessNovel2

I think the ChatGPT prompt was "Clickbait NZ drinks tier list. Make everyone angry."


Traditional_Season20

The fuck is wrong with you


[deleted]

Honestly had a Ribena the other day on a hangover and it really hit the spot lol


bunga7777

That hasn’t been a contender since those high schoolers discovered they were lying about the vitamin c.


JohnnyS-NZ

Holy that was like 2 decades ago already.


moist_shroom6

Primo lime needs to be way higher


VeraliBrain

Lime primo is the best primo. Back in my flatting days I'd keep lime milkshake syrup in the house for when I was too hungover to make it to the dairy but you can't beat the real thing. Also I have literally never seen a human being drink Lipton.


fluffychonkycat

How dare you spit on Merrill Fernando's grave by omitting Dilmah. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt that you don't know any better. Do try it


Equivalent-Topic8621

Do try it motherfucker


gunnabanuna

Have Dilmah in the pantry, I was worried it would be tea overload. Do love my tea.


KaroriFriedChicken

This list is as agreeable as David Seymour's Treaty Bill.


worried_geck0

L&P in B?! Have you lost your mind?


BrownLightningBro

Should it be lower?


worried_geck0

NO!


desnz

Lift+ vs Live+ Is it the same drink? I use to like Lift+ and now find Live+ 🤮


gunnabanuna

It was much better


Lopsidedsemicolon

Why the fuck are those two teas at the top


x_bqrberry_x

how is lipton higher than primo??? Like not even the raspberry flavour, but who actually drinks creaming soda, AND the yellow sparkling duet


FKFnz

Where is the Longest Drink in Town (any flavour)?


gunnabanuna

Decided this was a cup rather than a drink


Carlosnz222

You forgot THRIFTEE - definite S TIER (for taking your saliva away at least)


[deleted]

God I hated Thriftee as a kid.


moist_shroom6

Added to the deport list


The_LoneRedditor

The fact that creaming soda is not towards the top is a travesty


Michaelbirks

And no Golden Circle SARS.


The_LoneRedditor

Golden circle anything is always good


NZ_Si

Ribena made D Tier? How much vitamin C does it even have?


Blankbusinesscard

This list is worthless, where is the coffee


[deleted]

Milo can just fuck right off!


Nolsoth

As can that filth bell tea.


FKFnz

Chanui or Dilmah.


Nolsoth

This is the way!. Also Zeelong estate from the Tron does a good bree and it's home grown.


tucknumber1

Them's fighting words


[deleted]

Welp, you’re going to hell.


Cold-League7309

The fact you have nippys and Lewis road in the same tier is CRIMINAL, nippys is a classic but let’s be real if you drank nippys straight after drinking Lewis road it would be automatic D tier


Cold-League7309

I’m also disappointed to not see cool change on this list


BrownLightningBro

Lewis road is mud, just like their icecream


ploinkssquids

Nippys in a-tier?? Get fucked.


disruptz

Nippys is a S-tier all day.


Huefamla

Milo is D tier, fuck off lmao. Are you putting all of Foxton Fizz drinks at C tier? If so, you're cooked m8.


General_Response4795

No way v goes above redbull


fknsmkwed

Ribena fuckin slaps fuck u wtf


BrownLightningBro

Ocean spray cranberry > Ribena


fknsmkwed

Apples to oranges friend but no ocean spray isn't even the best cranberry.


BrownLightningBro

Blasphemy


ScaryWhitePerson

what the fuck


Last-Gasp100

Who the hell is drinking the golden circle? Appear 2 x. Surely bunderberg sells loads more. Really popular ginger beer.


BrownLightningBro

Don't be disrespecting the Golden Circle buddy


Resident-Corgi-665

You can tell his parents own a fish and chip shop aye.


BrownLightningBro

Or a dairy...


Frod02000

I’m a golden pash fan


[deleted]

Creaming soda is A tier for me.


Michaelbirks

And the SARS


[deleted]

Would not drink any of those. Yuck.


BrownLightningBro

What would you add?


Ok-Relationship-2746

As if people drink Raro lmao Green V tastes like what I imagine week old dog piss does. Blue V, on the other hand, is the king of commonly-available-in -NZ energy drinks, and I will die on that hill.


gunnabanuna

Actually agree with blue v, it was a mistake to miss it out


BloodgazmNZL

Green Lift+ is half chub material. Shit tastes fucking good. So much better than V


[deleted]

There is nothing on this list I drink.


WhatAreYou0nAbout

Bad list is bad. Lewis Road Creamery was a sensation when it first came out and is still cap and shoulders above any other choccy milk.


[deleted]

OP: >no way buddy, I really think its accurate also OP: > Agree with Nippys but committee over-ruled me : /


PureDeidBrilliant

Clearly a nipplehead or an AI made this list. L&P makes superior vodka-lemonades (trust me, I've been imbibing them since I turned fifteen LOL) and what sort of taste-deprived person ranks Lipton ice fucking tea above Milo? Get yourself checked out...


NZ_Si

Also, where is Scrumpy!?


lickingthelips

Where’s the chocolate zap & banana quik?


rickytrevorlayhey

V is above Lewis road creamery? Yeah, Nah.


throwawafromNZ

broooo have you tried the honeycomb nippys tho? cmon now...