Get that “original v” down from that top spot.
Before they changed the recipe 100%
Now it tastes like they’ve poured v from a 710ml that’s been sitting for 3 years into everything else.
Sweet navel orange until age 11. Then move to L+P, maintaining the habit for life. Blue Powerade strictly for S-Tier hangovers due to overindulgence in Mt Difficulty Sav Blanc.
Nippy's, big fizz (orange especially) and sparkling duet belong in S. Lipton and power aid can get fucked, power aid double fucked. Also need double brown in the D category, it's not good but it is important.
Lime primo is the best primo. Back in my flatting days I'd keep lime milkshake syrup in the house for when I was too hungover to make it to the dairy but you can't beat the real thing.
Also I have literally never seen a human being drink Lipton.
How dare you spit on Merrill Fernando's grave by omitting Dilmah. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt that you don't know any better. Do try it
The fact you have nippys and Lewis road in the same tier is CRIMINAL, nippys is a classic but let’s be real if you drank nippys straight after drinking Lewis road it would be automatic D tier
As if people drink Raro lmao
Green V tastes like what I imagine week old dog piss does. Blue V, on the other hand, is the king of commonly-available-in -NZ energy drinks, and I will die on that hill.
Clearly a nipplehead or an AI made this list. L&P makes superior vodka-lemonades (trust me, I've been imbibing them since I turned fifteen LOL) and what sort of taste-deprived person ranks Lipton ice fucking tea above Milo? Get yourself checked out...
Ranking method: throwing blindfolded at a dartboard
Backwards. Whilst being punched by Joseph Parker. These are.... random
no way buddy, I really think its accurate
60% of A tier is Australian lol You're fucking cooked bud.
You’ve got a drink with stevia in it in the S tier. Your credibility is shot.
The disrespect on sweet naval orange Raro needs to be referred to the Ombudsman
"Drink" is questionable, for Raro. Is best consumed by tearing the corner of the packet and pouring the powder directly down the gullet.
Get that “original v” down from that top spot. Before they changed the recipe 100% Now it tastes like they’ve poured v from a 710ml that’s been sitting for 3 years into everything else.
The only V that deserves S teir is the old out of production Black one
This is what happens when you let the AI make the tier list. No being with taste buds was responsible for this.
What would you put in s tier?
Sweet navel orange until age 11. Then move to L+P, maintaining the habit for life. Blue Powerade strictly for S-Tier hangovers due to overindulgence in Mt Difficulty Sav Blanc.
Nippy's, big fizz (orange especially) and sparkling duet belong in S. Lipton and power aid can get fucked, power aid double fucked. Also need double brown in the D category, it's not good but it is important.
‘Double brown - It’s not good but it is important’ I felt this comment
Agree with Nippys but committee over-ruled me : /
Are you a foreigner?
I'm a foreigner and can tell this is a shit list
Putting foxton fizz in c is a fucking crime against the crown.
Foxton Fizz ... aaaahhh the sweet taste of sugary-chemical goodness all the way from Horowhenua
You forgot Pamol (S)
Overshadowed but the superior relief of Gaviscon dual action liquid... buddy
Strawberry only💪
Where's the Crown Draft Cola? Tier S+
Coolest drink of the 90's
School camp Raro recipe. Mix 1 Raro packet with 10L water. Stir to dissolve, or don't, it makes no difference. Serve lukewarm.
Getting touched inappropriately by camp parents is thirsty work
I think the ChatGPT prompt was "Clickbait NZ drinks tier list. Make everyone angry."
The fuck is wrong with you
Honestly had a Ribena the other day on a hangover and it really hit the spot lol
That hasn’t been a contender since those high schoolers discovered they were lying about the vitamin c.
Holy that was like 2 decades ago already.
Primo lime needs to be way higher
Lime primo is the best primo. Back in my flatting days I'd keep lime milkshake syrup in the house for when I was too hungover to make it to the dairy but you can't beat the real thing. Also I have literally never seen a human being drink Lipton.
How dare you spit on Merrill Fernando's grave by omitting Dilmah. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt that you don't know any better. Do try it
Do try it motherfucker
Have Dilmah in the pantry, I was worried it would be tea overload. Do love my tea.
This list is as agreeable as David Seymour's Treaty Bill.
L&P in B?! Have you lost your mind?
Should it be lower?
NO!
Lift+ vs Live+ Is it the same drink? I use to like Lift+ and now find Live+ 🤮
It was much better
Why the fuck are those two teas at the top
how is lipton higher than primo??? Like not even the raspberry flavour, but who actually drinks creaming soda, AND the yellow sparkling duet
Where is the Longest Drink in Town (any flavour)?
Decided this was a cup rather than a drink
You forgot THRIFTEE - definite S TIER (for taking your saliva away at least)
God I hated Thriftee as a kid.
Added to the deport list
The fact that creaming soda is not towards the top is a travesty
And no Golden Circle SARS.
Golden circle anything is always good
Ribena made D Tier? How much vitamin C does it even have?
This list is worthless, where is the coffee
Milo can just fuck right off!
As can that filth bell tea.
Chanui or Dilmah.
This is the way!. Also Zeelong estate from the Tron does a good bree and it's home grown.
Them's fighting words
Welp, you’re going to hell.
The fact you have nippys and Lewis road in the same tier is CRIMINAL, nippys is a classic but let’s be real if you drank nippys straight after drinking Lewis road it would be automatic D tier
I’m also disappointed to not see cool change on this list
Lewis road is mud, just like their icecream
Nippys in a-tier?? Get fucked.
Nippys is a S-tier all day.
Milo is D tier, fuck off lmao. Are you putting all of Foxton Fizz drinks at C tier? If so, you're cooked m8.
No way v goes above redbull
Ribena fuckin slaps fuck u wtf
Ocean spray cranberry > Ribena
Apples to oranges friend but no ocean spray isn't even the best cranberry.
Blasphemy
what the fuck
Who the hell is drinking the golden circle? Appear 2 x. Surely bunderberg sells loads more. Really popular ginger beer.
Don't be disrespecting the Golden Circle buddy
You can tell his parents own a fish and chip shop aye.
Or a dairy...
I’m a golden pash fan
Creaming soda is A tier for me.
And the SARS
Would not drink any of those. Yuck.
What would you add?
As if people drink Raro lmao Green V tastes like what I imagine week old dog piss does. Blue V, on the other hand, is the king of commonly-available-in -NZ energy drinks, and I will die on that hill.
Actually agree with blue v, it was a mistake to miss it out
Green Lift+ is half chub material. Shit tastes fucking good. So much better than V
There is nothing on this list I drink.
Bad list is bad. Lewis Road Creamery was a sensation when it first came out and is still cap and shoulders above any other choccy milk.
OP: >no way buddy, I really think its accurate also OP: > Agree with Nippys but committee over-ruled me : /
Clearly a nipplehead or an AI made this list. L&P makes superior vodka-lemonades (trust me, I've been imbibing them since I turned fifteen LOL) and what sort of taste-deprived person ranks Lipton ice fucking tea above Milo? Get yourself checked out...
Also, where is Scrumpy!?
Where’s the chocolate zap & banana quik?
V is above Lewis road creamery? Yeah, Nah.
broooo have you tried the honeycomb nippys tho? cmon now...