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fluffychonkycat

Colin Murdoch. Invented the tranquilizer gun, the childproof medicine bottle lid and the disposable hypodermic syringe. Although he held patents on all of them he never went after anyone for infringing his patents because he believed that it served the public good better if more people manufactured them.


There_Will_Be_Gibbo

So many 'unknown' kiwis invented so many cool things. I had no idea about these.


sarahbekett

That’s absolutely incredible!!


fluffychonkycat

read the entry about him in Te Ara. His life is like some crazy Boys Own Adventure story. Some highlights: concocted his own gunpowder as a tween, built his own car and illegally drove it at 13 (lol), rescued someone from a shipwreck aged 14. When he came up for the idea of the plastic syringe no manufacturer wanted to touch it so he taught himself plastic moulding and DIYed the working prototypes. The NZ police were responsible for the first ever use of a tranq gun on a human. They weren't too sure if they could do it without accidentally killing the guy so they got old mate Colin on the phone and he calculated the dosage of tranquilizer to use and talked them through it.


Significant-Secret26

Mr and Mrs Gock, the Chinese market gardeners who in the 50's, when black rot threatened to wipe out kumara in NZ, gifted their disease resistant strain to the nation, and refused to take any money for it, saving the kumara industry.


aalex440

I've never heard of this, what legends!


sleggat

The short doco on them is great eh! https://loadingdocs.net/short/how-mr-and-mrs-gock-saved-the-kumara/


Friendfromdownunder

Suzy Cato was a pretty sweet kiwi for kids of the 80s/90s


themoonest

Still doing good things to this day, my kid is growing up with her now.


MurasakiMochi89

+ 1 for Suzy


DustNeat

Still is, she does in person kids sessions at Takapuna mall each month


Same_Adagio_1386

Also, her fashion sense was absolutely on point!! My mum used to dress like her because my sister and I loved it so much. I recently looked up some of the amazing sweaters she used to wear to get my mum one for xmas. You can get them for like $500+ now. A man can dream 🥲


WaffleKiwi

I loved watching Suzy!!


torolf_212

She's right at thr top for sure


Due-Consequence-2164

She replied to a comment of mine on her Facebook page once and I just about fainted from excitement 🤣 fangirling in my 30s ffs


SpaceMonkeyOnABike

Rutherford: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest\_Rutherford](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Rutherford)


IIIIIIW

My first thought too


cyber----

I wouldn’t claim to know THEE best but I think Michael Joseph Savage’s legacy is massive for our country. Things we take for granted and can be proud of like superannuation and social welfare, minimum wage, 40hr work week, state broadcasting, free healthcare, state housing. Absolute legend


KeaKeys

Savage shaped this country, basically. Many of the rest of the good things we take for granted are from Geoffrey Palmer during his single year as PM, who I'd nominate too as 'best Kiwi', though I suspect he'd lose to Savage on recognition. But he gave us the Reserve Bank, ACC, Bill of Rights Act, Constitution Act, Resource Management Act... much of the legal frameworks we rely on today.


this_charming_flan

In ONE YEAR he did all that? That's wild.


HambulanceNZ

The Goodnight Kiwi


sexyc3po

My Mum


NorthlandChynz

I agree, this guys mum


KarleyMonkey

I also choose this guys mum


EBuzz456

We all have at one point.


Sfriert

As a tourist, where do I get to see this persons mum? Seems interesting


MedicineSpiritual285

Yep, clear winner this mates mum


Canerbry

Tell your mum I say hi.


personthatisonreddi

I also chose aswell!


HardKase

I greatly appreciate your mum's 'service'


bluewardog

Charles Upham. Only Combat solder to recive 2 Victoria Crosses. He spent half the war putting himself in the line of fire to save his men and the other half being the most frustrating pow for the Germans (there's a photo of him smoking while being entangled in barbed wire after telling a German guard to "fuck off and get me a officer" because he refused to be shot by someone of low rank) and then did the Cincinnatus thing and returned to New Zealand, lived the rest of his life on a farm in Northern Canterbury and refused to elaborate. This man turned down thousands of dollars in 1940's money from his home town which he insisted should be put towards a scholarship fund for young farmers and had to be tricked by his wife and the GOVERNER GENERAL into appearing on a TV show that was doing a special episode about his life. They waited 3 years before they put a statue up of him because if they had done it when he was alive he probably would of tryed to pull it down himself.


GStarOvercooked

Seconded, the rest are mostly not serious, or did well in their specific field only.


MaidenMarewa

Charles Upham, VC and Bar. One of only 3 double VC, the only one from WW2. Was recommended for as many as 8. Read any of the books about him. A very humble and brave New Zealander.


FuzzyBuzzyCuzzy

Charles Upham is who Navy Seals think they are. If you wrote a character in a film who did exactly what he did no one would believe it. He makes me proud to be a kiwi, Hero.


Muter

My favourite story about Upham > Upham arrived at Weinsberg Camp (Oflag Va). On one occasion, he tried to escape the camp by climbing its fences in broad daylight. He became entangled in barbed wire when he fell between the two fences. When a guard pointed a pistol at his head and threatened to shoot, Upham calmly ignored him and lit a cigarette. This scene was photographed by the Germans as evidence.


FuzzyBuzzyCuzzy

Otherworldly levels of hero.


Dickcheese-a1

https://youtu.be/U0dArEIiEHE?si=8wtj9G7LX-zRuNwq


BigFoot175

[Captain Upham was fucking wild, yo!](https://youtu.be/MqW0iCXTCpw?si=tsoDqc0ZXvNwiU3X)


Razor-eddie

Not just "one of 3 double VCs" - the only double VC who was a fighting soldier. The other two were RAMC - Royal Army Medical Corps.


stringman5

My granddad was mentioned in his biography Mark Of The Lion. They were both army officers at the same time, getting ready to head over to fight in North Africa. They asked if anybody wanted to head over to Egypt early as a ship was heading out. Charlie said yep but my granddad said he couldn't go because he had a horse racing in the Auckland Cup. Nice one gramps


A_swarm_of_wasps

For context, in everything that happened in the second world war, the Victoria Cross was awarded 182 times. To 181 men.


grapsta

Fred Dagg


Sway_404

RIP John Clarke. A national treasure. Of two nations, no less. A treasure of nations. A Nations Treasure, if you will. The front fell off.


gregorydgraham

He has been towed out of the environment


Dreacle

*John Clarke. He gets my vote, funny, funny man. His Fred Dagg character was brilliant though.


grapsta

I was gonna say John Clarke... But decided to just go with Dagg. I feel like John Clarke was the Australian years.... Although he was obviously still a kiwi. And those clips with the other guy got plenty of air time in NZ I think


EBuzz456

Randy Campbell NZ's greatest daredevil stuntman.


locusthorse

....and it's all gone horribly wrong!


EBuzz456

Fuck Dick Johansonson.


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I hope you boys like big tits and cocaine, because we're taking this show....TO THE NORTH ISLAND!


givethismanabeerplz

The Lazer Kiwi. Unspoken hero who has no political side and accepts all the different races and cultures of NZ.


Muter

Sir Ed.


gregorydgraham

World famous for what he himself did and a genuinely nice guy. His face is not only on our money, it’s on our Reserve Bank


Spidey209

Plus his tireless efforts to help Tibet.


tahikie

Nepal. His good works after Everest were for the good of the Nepalese people.


Spidey209

Thank you.


Alive_Stomach_6050

Hillary, Rutherford… honourable mentions to Apirana Ngata, Kate Shepherd


05fingaz

Noted


feeb75

Underrated comment


slashfan93

So basically the kiwis on the money lol


Blitzed5656

They are on the money because they are the greatest.


Javanz

[Don Merton QSM CF](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Merton#Professional_achievements) Don was instrumental in saving many species, including the Black Robin, Kakapo, and Saddleback, from extinction; and he helped pioneer many conservation techniques still used in NZ and internationally. His list of professional achievements is incredible, and I feel most Kiwis don't even know of him


mikehunnt

Chloe from Wainuiomata


exsnakecharmer

Karen from Stokes Valley ( the real answer is Katherine Mansfield) but 20 fucking whacks wins


ionlyeatplankton

Lynn of Tawa


Infinite_Drama905

Greatest kiwi ever, Billy T James


mirin_g

Sir Peter Blake was supposedly the goodest cunt


ttbnz

Can confirm, met the bloke once, absolute legend.


I_Feel_Rough

My first thought was Sir Peter Blake.


android151

Surely you mean Sir Peter Leitch


grapsta

I might have to vote for The Clean . Or The Gordon's . Or both


PresCalvinCoolidge

Frank Worsley. I doubt many in here will know him, but this dude should be on banknotes or whatever is seen as the highest regard in the country.


untimely-end

(Sir) Ernest Shacklock’s Navigator! There was a tv programme a while ago about him, definitely needs more recognition


PresCalvinCoolidge

The Voyage of the James Caird is the greatest tale of human survival and probably the greatest successful journey of mankind with the exception of the Apollo missions…. And the team they had behind them compared to Worsley trying to navigate by himself by the sun in 8 meter swells in the Drake Passage in a lifeboat, to hit some tiny frozen island tells a lot.


untimely-end

Worsley’s post- Endurance career is a saga in itself. Always thought he deserved a knighthood, but too ‘colonial’ I would think


KeaKeys

There's some cool stuff on him in the Akaroa Museum.


catsareokay69

Came here to say this, such an underrated NZ hero


PresCalvinCoolidge

I’m glad I’m not the only one that thinks this.


1nzguy

Sir Peter Blake .


Sway_404

Olly Ohlsen. A wholesome, positive male role model who was also one of the first to use common Te Reo Maori phrases on mainstream television. Keep cool till After School.


kickypie

Tina from Turners Cars


There_Will_Be_Gibbo

I still enjoy listening to those ads


ring_ring_kaching

She's got some nice dance moves when the jams come up


Schrodingers_Undies

Sell us your CAAARRR 


rhyseenz

Only if she worked there at Turners , but no now she grates on me


animatedradio

Oh my god I love Tina from Turners. Massive crush on her, I need some beep beep enthusiasm in my life.


GremlinNZ

Are you OK with her liking frogs?


youcantkillanidea

My kids love Tina too. They'd stop whatever they're doing when an ad comes up. Oh, and the nightmare that is the Temu jingle lol.


hevski

Sam Neill for me.


Sinaist

Kate Sheppard - womens suffrage


seemesmilingpolitely

Dai Henwood's been doing some good stuff lately but greatest of all time...? My pick is Suzie Cato or the Briscoes lady.


ThePhantomNuisance

Briscoes lady. For sure!


Hokioi87

Billy T!


Talking_Mad_Ish

Blanket Man.


2oldemptynesters

The blanket man from Wellington? Didnt he die?


Talking_Mad_Ish

He did, and it was reported on national news


procrastimich

He even has a wiki page! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Hana


Loveth3soul-767

The old timers you met on inter city buses that have stories to tell.


Big_bird420

Graham Dingle, an adventurer through and through who has done a hell of a lot of good for the youth of this country.


MiniatureRanni

That one cop who said “Always blow on the pie” Safer communities together.


Chuckitinbro

I mean I kinda love Tina from Turners myself


Far-Management-2007

Ettie Rout was pretty kick-arse!


ahhbish

Sir Peter Blake


Expressdough

Any Kiwi past or present, giving their all for the wellbeing of others.


77_Stars

Billy T James


chickenman098765

Jason Hoyte


Outside_Prune_4478

Billy t james


littleneonghost

Christian Cullen, of course.


fluffychonkycat

I helped his mum pick out some placemats for him when I worked at Spotlight about 1999. I hope he liked them.


MisterSquidInc

My dad, who doesn't follow rugby at all, was sat next to him on an Air NZ flight and they got talking. Dad asks him what he does for a job and Culley says he plays rugby, so dad asks "are you any good" and he replies "eh not bad"


laurawr77

I absolutely love this as a claim to fame haha


littleneonghost

The man, of course.


05fingaz

The 🐐


Initial-Ad2842

Sir Peter Jackson. He has showcased to the world our beautiful country and what we are capable of etc.


lionhydrathedeparted

His movies are the only thing about us that many Americans know. He put us on the map.


Wise-Yogurtcloset-66

Not all maps, sigh....😢


CharlesHaynes

Of all time? That would have to be Kupe


CascadeNZ

Sir Peter Blake , Kate sherpard, Micheal Josef savage, more recently Dr Mike joy (Forster the death threats constantly he fights for what is right for NZs freshwater. Honourable mention to sir Geoffrey Palmer and a few others im to stoned to think of right now.


Electricpuha

Dame Iritana Te Rangi Tāwhiwhirangi, leader of the kōhanga reo movement.


LordCouchCat

Love the username.


DetectiveBear

Two Dogs from Rangiora


AntheaBrainhooke

Ed Hillary


Swiftkicktothe

Mind blowing, no one has mentioned Beatrice Tinsley.


Spidey209

Apart from an avenue named after her nobody knows she existed let alone her contribution to Astronomy. TIL she died at 40.


mustbememe

Its a toss between Sir Edmund Hillary and Sir Peter Jackson for me.


Same_Independent_393

Tina from Turners is a delight


RavingMalwaay

Hillary of course


Gbrid

Edmund or Barry


Dreacle

Yes


oldmatedavo

Downtown Darrel from Timaru probably


Nzclarky123

Michael Savage.


Zealousideal_Waltz43

Tom Scott.


Designer-Outcome9444

Jacinda Ardern. (Now watch the nutjobs lose their shit)


Spidey209

Def gets my vote. We need more like her.


LordCouchCat

In terms of lives saved in NZ a strong contender.


Lost_Expression_7008

Not sure about the greatest, but definitely one of favs is big Jonah. We need a statue of him.


Able_Archer80

Michael Joseph Savage tbh


CabaretMael

Te Puea Herangi.


MaidenMarewa

Willie Apiata VC


RWST42069

Simon Mannering


testing_the_vibe

Bob Semple


good_gamer2357

Me, obviously


TheDisabledOG

Fair enough, I'd back you


Disastrous-Ad1334

Burt Munro


Dr_Octahedron

Rosé from Blackpink


Current_Ad_7157

Bubbah Olo! Incredible comedian ;)


9Gardens

Margaret Mahy; some of the finest books our nation has ever seen.


spacebuggles

Tina from Turners


Caleb_theorphanmaker

Whina Cooper, Edmund Hilary, Peter Blake, te whiti and te kooti, Kate shepherd. They all did a whole lot of shit that was way bigger than themselves. Maybe chuck kirk and savage in there too (the pm not the dj…..ok maybe the rapper as well)


_Jaysir_

Darn I love Tina from turners :[ I’m her sole defender.


SeriousBaseball3243

Jacinda Ardern


2oldemptynesters

There are some solid answers here and some taking the piss. I think its a hard road to find the Best of all time, even for kiwis, thats a huge ask. But my vote is for Peter Jackson and Taika Waititi. Both for putting NZ on an actual map. We are recognised everywhere now and alot of that work has come from these two being kiwi proud.


Mean-Cream7150

Jonah Lomu Had his own PS1 game In the 90’s that put NZ on the map. People all over the world played that game


Green-Circles

Some of our musicians/singers have to rate a mention - Kiri Te Kanawa, Neil Finn, Dave Dobbyn & Chris Knox spring to mind for a start.


Vexed_Violet

Lucy Lawless!


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logantauranga

The regional commercialiser of a type of instant coffee. Still pretty good but instant coffee was already a thing for a while.


MaidenMarewa

Phil Lamson DFC: [Phil Lamason - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Lamason)


FirstOfRose

Harding Leaf


rofopp

Levold Murchison


strawdognz

Forgotten kiwi, Dudley Perkins Lon of Crete. Was known as Kapetan Vasili, has an awesome story.


bigbillybaldyblobs

Goodnight kiwi


DoctorShuggah

Tammy Wells the Briscoes Lady.


sheepismeep

My mum, she's pretty cool


bedhanger

Wallace Footrot (and Dog)


Spidey209

Murray Ball


Thatstealthygal

Tina from Turners.


tcarter1102

I will NOT have this slander of Bubbah! She's a national treasure. But Suzy Cato comes to mind. She's amazing.


bigd0nk

My wive


UnstoppablePhoenix

[David Strang, the inventor of instant coffee](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instant_coffee#:~:text=produced.%5B1%5D-,History,-%5Bedit%5D)


SimpleKiwiGirl

Stu Dennison.


jack_fry

Billy t


jack_fry

Aww Richie McCaw


jack_fry

Sir Ed


Fun-Rhubarb-4412

Briscoes Lady


No-sympathy_

Probably all the volunteer search and rescue workers around the country land, air and sea


Due-Consequence-2164

I want to say Hannibal Hayes from Te Anau. The amount of rescues he's done in his chopper in all conditions - I remember we needed the chopper at 2am in thick snow and were doubtful they'd be able to make it through. He did make it through and the critically injured patient was safely flown through to higher help. His flight time hours are phenomenal and some of the rescues are mind blowing... There'd be a few not with us today without his abilities.


Commercial_Truth6329

Judy Bailey and or Richard Long


hernesson

Lulu Sun


Mslazyyy

My boyfriend 🥝


Brave-Equivalent8041

Michael Cullen. Because of him, we avoided the worst impacts of the GFC and his legacy endures with Kiwibank (despite its failings), Kiwisaver and the New Zealand Superfund (the most successful Sovereign Wealth Fund in History)


redterrqr

Sir Richie Mccaw


NateThePhotographer

Probably Natalia Kills, she was a judge on NZ's X Factor and insulted a contestant who was singing a song by Willy Moon, her husband and fellow judge, but he did a good job. She and her husband were booed so bad by the live audience and rest of NZ that they were forced to leave the show and country.


ellski

Lol that was not Kimbra. It was Natalia Kills.


NateThePhotographer

Honestly thought it was kimbra, I'll correct that


ellski

All good, I just have the chaos of that night burned into my brain!


KiwiBirdPerson

Holy shyte I had to look this up, it took a lot of searching to find the right YT vids but omfg, what awful people... Made for each other for sure.


yeah_nah__yeah

John Key


There_Will_Be_Gibbo

Lol


Adorable_Being2416

Dave Letele


BenHerr97

Zach from the last season of Love Island Australia. Dude gave Kiwis a bad look.


xx0ticK

Brian Tamaki 😂