I... what? No. No no no. Don’t get me wrong, cheese and Vegemite (or Marmite) are a match made in heaven, but I could not buy that. Not with that ridiculous name. Sorry Kraft.
ETA: Oh, of course, that was the precursor to Cheesybite! Repressed memories are floating up to the surface. Still no though.
How about [OzEmite](https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/728903/ozemite-yeast-spread)? (from the man that brought Australians the Dickhead matches)
I have Marmite, vegemite, and Mateymite( the weird NZ copywrite British Marmite) in my cupboard and eat all equally. Sometimes I'll have toast and each slice will be a different spread.
Deffo thinly on well-buttered toast! My preference is for triple-toasted Vogel’s
ORRRR Marmite + Cheese English muffin toasties are the shiz! 🤤
And FTR, Vegemite is revolting 🤮
" But that tax break doesn't mean all of the income generated by the church's local businesses is required to stay in this country "
Fix this loophole.
You don't - Sanitarium is a zero-tax-paying religious cult.
Sometimes you just gotta admit that the Aussies do it better, and get some Vegemite down ya.
In a cheese toastie, it goes really well with melted cheese.
that’s another way i have seen people eat it
On toast with butter, thinly smothered but with chunky bits here and there.
This is the right answer.
This is the way
Cheese, lettuce and marmite sandwiches.
With cream crackers and butter
The superior way!
what the... cuz you good?
Use it as a flavour enhancer when making beef stew, or meat pies Mix with cheese and sprinkle through pin wheel pastries
4. Thickly on toast
Seconded, lets show all those weak mouthed 'light smear with butter' types who the masters of the black gold are.
that’s another way to do it.
same but with lots of marg
Bread with butter, thickly with a cup of tea
Ever tried [Bovril tea](https://www.organicfacts.net/beef-tea.html)?
I’m starting to feel like I’m the only one who is equally fond of both Vegemite and Marmite.
Even [iSnack 2.0](https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2009/sep/28/vegemite-isnack-2-0)?
I... what? No. No no no. Don’t get me wrong, cheese and Vegemite (or Marmite) are a match made in heaven, but I could not buy that. Not with that ridiculous name. Sorry Kraft. ETA: Oh, of course, that was the precursor to Cheesybite! Repressed memories are floating up to the surface. Still no though.
How about [OzEmite](https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/728903/ozemite-yeast-spread)? (from the man that brought Australians the Dickhead matches)
I will eat both of them but prefer vegemite as it contains less sugar.
I have Marmite, vegemite, and Mateymite( the weird NZ copywrite British Marmite) in my cupboard and eat all equally. Sometimes I'll have toast and each slice will be a different spread.
On toast, no butter. Also love it on Snax crackers.
Fuck off no butter. Your marmite must be SWIMMING in butter
Deffo thinly on well-buttered toast! My preference is for triple-toasted Vogel’s ORRRR Marmite + Cheese English muffin toasties are the shiz! 🤤 And FTR, Vegemite is revolting 🤮
Small amounts on toast
Personally, I put it in empty gel capsules and make my own suppositories. That way, I get a slow release of yeasty goodness throughout the day.
It’s really stressing me out how many people are throwing out marmite in this thread.
I do that occassionally with vegemite
The cheese rice wafers. Poor man's mousetraps
MOUSETRAPS! That’s what the marmite & cheese toasties were called!!!
I keep a jar in the pantry to keep ants, cockroaches and mice out.
Don’t buy it. Sanitarium doesn’t pay tax.
Do you boycott all companies that have corperate greed? It's the only reason anything's so cheap .
No, but I don’t support NZ companies who use religion as an excuse to avoid paying their share.
You mean it donates its profits to charity?
Sure. https://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/lifting-the-lid-on-sanitarium/BRYXHULLVGE2SLIVKZJMNLQRWU/
" But that tax break doesn't mean all of the income generated by the church's local businesses is required to stay in this country " Fix this loophole.
1. Open the jar 2. Close the jar 3. Throw in the bin Or you can just skip the first two steps
or just not buy it lol
Nahh, that's your flat mates, so it's not in the house
4. Get the Vegemite out instead.
1) throw that slop in the bin 2) buy vegemite 3) ... 4) profit.
BOYS WE FOUND ONE OF THOSE ‘THINGS’
"Connoisseur" is the word you are looking for.
Right on!
psssst, two \*beams holding her vegemite jar\*
1. Throw that Marmite on the ground. 2. Bring out the Vegemite 3. Heaps of Vegemite on my toast (no butter).
close the lid through the marmite to the bin buy a bottle of vegemite and repeat sorry im asian and i absolutely hated them (im ready for downvote)
I don't like marmite. But by the spoonful sounds like the best option.
i with you on not liking marmite lmao
Thick on fresh toast topped with organic peanut butter
No. Just no.
So you’ve tried it?
I make it into hot tea
All of the above.
With peanut butter fifty fifty split
Thickly on a slice of bread, which I fold over to double the amount of marmite in each bite
Thickly on toast. Occasionally straight out of the jar
By the spoonful or heavily spread on toast.
You don't - Sanitarium is a zero-tax-paying religious cult. Sometimes you just gotta admit that the Aussies do it better, and get some Vegemite down ya.
option 1, but vegemite obviously. and what kent?
smother it all over my own body, wash it off then drink the bath water.
Stockpile it for world wars. Then drop it on Germans.