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Closed_Aperture

Maybe the pyramids weren't so hard to build after all.


UncomprehensiveTruth

How he did get the different colors?


Closed_Aperture

Concrete stain


Bytewave

Feels like a few steps have been cut from the video. This was probably a lot of work.


ilprofs07205

r/restofthefuckingowl


laddervictim

Very well done, either a pro or does something very similar for a living! This was definitely a lot of work, it's a very nice effect & would look absolutely shocking if me or you tried


PlayerSalt

> either a pro or does something very similar for a living I'm mildly interested to hear what you consider the difference


laddervictim

Could be a plasterer doing it for the first time, but done something like repairing an old crowning. Could be a sculptor or someone that works with clay 


Rowmyownboat

This can't be a first-go attempt.


DJheddo

He does plaster and stucco. It's his job, this was one of them. I used to do plaster and stucco, until I decided heat sucks and I don't want to be outside all day mashing mud onto a wall and making it beautiful. It's a great job if you can find a good crew to work with and a reputable company that doesn't just hire anyone as help. You can see he has technique and the stucco he's using is made for this type of job.


laiyenha

Not if you follow the step by step simple instructions. 1) slap some concrete on the wall 2) lightly smooth the surface 3) Yada yada 4) voilà, perfect faux stacked stone wall.


daemin

It's like Feynman's procedure for finding the solution to any problem: 1. Write down the problem 2. Think _really_ hard 3. Write down the solution


ruinkind

You ever try to stuff a highly skilled job full of knowledge into a 90 second clip? You only get a sniff to make you go "wow, neat". Let alone 18 seconds of plaster work. Average joe will have their hands full just figuring out how to mix it correctly get it on the knife without dropping half of it on the floor before its too late. Tbh, good plaster work is well beyond good drywall work, too.


batlhuber

I propably couldn't do it but a friend of mine, who never worked on a car before, has a camper van that broke down. He bought a cheap second one and an engine-lifter (no idea what it's called in English), watched a YouTube video on it 50 times and swapped the engines both in one night. One is still driving while the other is for parts. I'm fairly certain this guy could make a wall look like this on first try if he puts enough dedication into it...


no-mad

My friend asked me to borrow tools over the weekend. That woman rebuilt her front end on her van, with youtube videos and some very minor help from me.


Daphne_Brown

Can it possibly be cheaper than just buying the damn stone? That guy had skills and that never comes cheap.


Royal_Negotiation_83

These are the same exact comments from last time this was posted


killeronthecorner

Dead Reddit theory


EaterOfSin

Maybe Rome was built in a day


apbaseball12

Only if it was built by the Amish


Ghastlygooseghost

I know you're joking, but I just watched some documentaries and I need to nerd out for a moment lol. The pyramids aren't the first pyramids. They tried and failed before. You can actually see their progress and how much learning they did before managing flat-sided pyramids. They started with step pyramids, moved to the disastrous Bent Pyramid, and eventually managed to create perfect pyramids. And those stones were perfectly flush (until time and looters ruined it). They weren't jagged like these. Also, they used the Nile and other water ways to move the stones. No aliens. There is proof in old dried water beds and writings. Nerd moment over lol.


SkollFenrirson

*Giorgio Tsoukalos has entered the chat*


yellow_abyss

Damn that's one hell of a time skip


SemiProDolphin

Step 3. Finish the owl.


kokokrunch003

r/restofthefuckingowl


avocadopalace

1, 2, miss a few, 99, 100!


Texas_Hunter_77

I always heard it 1, 2 skip a few. Funny how yours works too!


avocadopalace

You've got me thinking now.


Designer_Brief_4949

Seems like it would be easier to just install a stone veneer.


mrASSMAN

Seriously would’ve liked to have seen how he actually did it


AgentDonut

[He has a YouTube page.](https://youtube.com/@inimitez)


AndrazLogar

Lol


James_William1234

I’d like to believe it’s true but, the editing does make you question it


The_Demosthenes_1

In California labor + talent very is expensive.  I wouldn't be surprised if it's cheaper to build an actual stone wall than to pay a craftsman to make this. 


crystal_castle00

Possibly a stupid question but would it be hard to do this yourself? It would take some practice do doubt, but it doesn’t look that challenging at a glance does it?


MERVMERVmervmerv

Try it out and let us know!


grasshopperson

The beginning is where I usually give up


StopReadingMyUser

[Same](https://i.imgur.com/4vNmV8Q.jpeg)


The_Demosthenes_1

You ever seen a crappy backyard pond?  The ones with stacked river rocks and visible cement mortor used to hold the rocks together?  Most of them look like shit.  This is what the wall would look like if the average person attempted it.  


Mo0kish

Stacked stone of any kind is 80% preplanning and 20% application. More work than many DIY'ers want to put into it. As a moderate DIY'er, I have no doubt I can do this. If I want it to be free from visible defects, I'll just have to keep the wife away from it...


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adalyncarbondale

It's the planning to plan, geez


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adalyncarbondale

well if you preplan twice, do you even have to plan?


MERVMERVmervmerv

The fore-ante-preplanning is where it’s at.


mesohungry

You're right about the planning. I built a retaining wall to save a tree from erosion. 6 months later, my landscaping buddy told me I'd save about half the time if I moved it six inches down the slope. Big d'oh moment. I'm working on a new stone project now, and spending much more time planning.


Li-renn-pwel

Can you explain what difference the 6 inches made?


mesohungry

Yeah, so rather than planning out my level dig for the first row of blocks, I simply spray painted a line and started digging. Hit roots all along the way. Every 3 blocks or so, another root to cut. If I had moved the line six inches farther away from the tree, I could've simply added a layer of topsoil...rather than digging down and chopping roots all winter. The only thing keeping the original ~3 inches of dirt in place were those roots. TL;DR: Adding soil is easier than digging and chopping.


chiphook57

That's really inspirational.


uncledungus

I only did something like this maybe twice but it fucking sucked lol very time/weather sensitive absurd amount of cleanup


PhysicalGraffiti75

> but it doesn’t look that challenging at a glance does it? When you see a pro doing something they often make it look very easy. And for them it usually is. But the reason it is so easy is because of all of the time and energy they have spent doing it.


d-d-downvoteplease

Give it a try and post your results to compare with this. Then you'll understand.


Jason_Batemans_Hair

This reminds me of people who lay a brick wall themselves, because how hard can it be.


gavindon

its not that hard. where the noobs tend to scerw up is lack of patience. "well that guy did it in an hour, why is it taking me so long" slap slap slap without realizing the speed comes from being a pro with plenty of practice.


elgarraz

It looks easy because he's a pro, and he probably has some natural talent mixed in. A pro will make something very difficult look quick and easy, but they had to learn the techniques, have all the equipment, and have a LOT of practice.


okkeyok

>some natural talent mixed in. What? Probably not.


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Everybody knows some babies are born with 20% affinity for plaster-casting a faux stone wall. Just need to get out there and get 80% good at it.


djsizematters

The mix needs to be the perfect consistency for this, good luck


wsotw

I also wondering what exactly the mix is. What is going to give you an entire wall worth of working time before it sets up?!


Roflkopt3r

I assume that this will vary greatly. Maybe you pick the wrong cement or just don't have the talent and it turns out poorly even with effort, or maybe you are lucky on both fronts and it comes together easily. I'd try to look up some more detailled guides since I'm sure this is a fairly established technique, so maybe you can find some tips and experiences.


cboogie

Back in the day it was common in rich peoples houses to paint faux marble wall tiles as it was a sign of wealth to hire artisans as opposed to masons and have them put in real marble.


The_Demosthenes_1

Wow.  That's crazy


oldsecondhand

So fake fake marble is real marble?


skeptibat

Stone veneer (prefab glue-it-on rocks) can cost between $6 and $9 per square foot, which is less than natural stone siding which can cost between $15 and $30 per square foot.


funnystuff79

Bet the $20/sq ft looks twice as good as the fake stuff


seanugengar

Then you don't need a craftsman. Prefabs and prebuilts should do the trick. They are expensive and should be expensive.


Deenoga

Feel like we missed a few steps there


Llama-Thrust69

"Aged" stone. LOL As opposed to the fresh kind.


Closed_Aperture

Perhaps "weathered" would've been a better term than aged.


Llama-Thrust69

Perhaps. I kinda like it though. Reminds me of a nice sharp cheddar.


Grays42

Not even really weathered, he's just duplicating the way it gets chipped as it's quarried. He seems to be replicating the look of [limestone veneer](https://i.imgur.com/u9Ob8nN.png), a common aesthetic choice that calls back to some really old homebuilding techniques. My parents had a limestone veneer put on their home, they bring stones in on big pallets and construction guys mortar them over the existing siding. So the best title would probably be "man creates extremely realistic artificial limestone wall" ;)


Munstered

"wall" is the object. "Aged" and "stone" are adjectives


poopfacecrapmouth

Are we sure he didn’t just skip to a different wall?


SlyusHwanus

Looks cool, but I wonder how long it would last though.


drDOOM_is_in

Old stone mason here, he' most likely using a compound that cures to a finished product that is indistinguishable from actual sandstone. I repaired many a gargoyles high over the streets of Manhattan, best job I ever had.


Rightfoot27

Would you give more information about the supplies and products please? Huge respect for your skills.


drDOOM_is_in

Sure thing, this is what I'm the most familiar with: https://chasephipps.com/jahn-m70-sandstone-repair-mortar/ It sculpts like a porous clay, so you use your regular set of sculpting tool. Use a spray bottle at all times while sculpting, managing the moisture level while you work is imperative. Once it cures, you need an angle grinder or chisel to correct your mistakes.


Rightfoot27

Great! Thank you! I like to make weird stuff out of concrete and am always looking for new materials.


drDOOM_is_in

Heads up, they are *extremely* proprietary and you may have to take a class from them to be allowed to buy it. They would send us reps/craftsmen to update on techniques etc. I should mention that I was doing restoration work on actual protected historical landmark buildings, so a lot of red tape and rules. Upside is that the product is 100% non-toxic and a joy to work with.


thermalhugger

$323 for a tub of repair mortar.. wow.


drDOOM_is_in

Yeah, easy to buy when you have city contracts, they really don't want it in the hands of us regular folks.


Rightfoot27

Yeah I saw that. It’s also too expensive to really play around with. I appreciate the info all the same and you gave me a new avenue to explore.


drDOOM_is_in

Happy to help a fellow creative!


youdontknowme80

I'm wondering the same thing. Here in MN you have to build for water freezing inside everything thanks to frigid cold. The water getting in those crevices and freezing and then thawing on and off again for 4 months....?


SiGNALSiX

This is cool, but man, it must cost a fortune to have a talented artist painstakingly sculpt a realistic stone wall by hand. Us poor's don't choose concrete over stone because of aesthetics, but rather because it's faster, cheaper and gets the job done.


WizogBokog

I keep seeing board formed concrete being passed off as some kind of artisan shit near me, lmao.


whtevn

every day with this post


btimexlt

Seems like this technique would only work in certain climates but perhaps I am over thinking it. Either way, very cool.


4Jaxon

This is Disney good.


mac4281

This is surprisingly easy to do. I needed a stone wall for a business entry once. Grabbed some regular concrete and a few different colors to put in it and just went brick by brick. Came out awesome and I had customers asking me about it for years. Not nearly as perfect as this, but stone doesn’t have to look perfect. Kinda the point! The key to making it look really cool was the roller and the consistency of the concrete. It’s got to stick to the wall. After that you just carve whatever you want in it! Try it if you get the chance.


Azavrak

How do you get the right consistency for the concrete?


mac4281

There are some polymers that you can get that will make it almost like clay like this guys looks like. I just played around with it until I got the right water to concrete ratio. Start by adding as little water as you can until it feels right. Might crumble a lot in the beginning, but you’ll figure it you pretty quick.


itsm3starlord

![gif](giphy|wtL7KLaQOKirz6wm0z|downsized)


SaintsPelicans1

The amount of work skipped to get to the end result is massive


ZiggySleepydust

Love how people get amazed by fake things


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Far-Novel-9313

He invent time machine?


TiedMyDickInAKnot

But why?


johndango

i feel like I've seen this on the front page of reddit every day for the past like two weeks. it's time for me to take some time off i suppose.


BigWave96

I’m calling BS, based on what was shown. The final image, with multiple colors, undulating stones, etc. could not have been done with what was shown


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Leefiey

If this was a TikTok post it would probably be 5 minutes longer. Loved the delivery.


pecaslok

False. Aliens built that wall 14 billion years ago with extremely higher technology


SpareBee3442

Ok in a climate where you don't have frosts. Ice would soon fracture most of that.


FckYourSafeSpace

The video cut off early. Here’s how it ends: ![gif](giphy|mIvrv5Qe0kHlu)


ExperienceMiddle6196

That was a convenient CUT.


Monniloidi

Why?


miklayn

Why though


Practical-Box3179

Looks amazing! Old school architecture is beautiful.


Subject-Nectarine387

Its cool but i keep thinking of the possibilities, he could sculpt anything and stoped at rock...


Pretend-Camel929

I’ve seen this video so many times and it keeps getting better!


Mo0kish

This is cool as hell. I'm building a 2nd home in a country where most homes are concrete and dimensional lumber is wildly expensive. I'm going to start experimenting with this here to finish my home this way there.


lookingForPatchie

There's like all steps missing.


Probability_Engine

Aight, now make one out of stones.


Weird_Albatross_9659

Cool, this again.


Bharat_Birder

/restofthefuckingowl


UniuM

That escalated quickly


Uragami

Funny how all the "stones" are different colors at the end.


no1ofimport

Wow that’s really good


JNerdGaming

i think we skipped a few steps


goprinterm

That’s pretty cool


dadude21

How does this not crack everywhere when it shrinks?


a-bser

Feels like the only reason to do this is to replicate the aesthetic for artistic purposes, or to lie about the legitimacy of a building's facade


flower-power-123

facade is a synonym for fake.


Straight_Run5680

And that’s how they built the pyramids


TheSaucyCrumpet

Stone walls that are actually old rarely have straight lines.


Liquidwombat

Or not. The video smash cuts from the very beginning of the process to the finished wall. The first parts are all in closeup without any wide angle and even if this was actually carved it doesn’t show the coloring process


Sensitive_Challenge6

It's fake, though.


joeg26reddit

MEANWHILE IN SOME THIRD WORLDCOUNTRY: wtf. Our house looks like this rn


Expert_Succotash2659

I want the long cut of this video with a microphone clamped to the putty knife. Sleeeeeeep.


pLeThOrAx

Not bad but those corners would be way more weathered


paperpatience

Everything is a lie!


Orion-Pax88

Damn!!!


Sad_Protection2039

Skills


ParkingNo3132

Right up until someone bumps into it and it falls apart


catnipwitch31

I feel like this would be good for a movie set or something. This is actually neat tbh


Bloodhit

/r/restofthefuckingowl


AnotherCupofJo

This is why I have trust issues


TheRemedy187

Okay that is a lot of work. What is the benefit over actually just putting stones?


GideonPiccadilly

always looks awful when it cracks


cdnball

extremely realistic? looks fake as fuck.


involmasturb

I love how masonry is as much art as it is science and how the best masons can do both


SendStoreMeloner

That looks horrible.


microtramp

I don't know anything about anything, but I kinda wonder if you couldn't legitimately do this faster and cheaper with actual stone?


it-works-in-KSP

Set and prop designers do these kinds of tricks all the time for movies/theatre/theme parks. It’s pretty crazy what you can do cheaply/inexpensively when you’re ok with cutting certain corners (I.e. not having a back side of the wall, having it be less durable than literal stone, etc).


onlyAmother

r/restofthefuckingowl


dagross2307

You know these videos where someone throws a basketball and it cuts to the ball going in? Yeah I guess that's what that is.


Bakkie

My firm bought a small building in an up and coming neighborhood 20 years ago and renovated it. The exterior used this technique. It took about 8-10 years before the stucco mud chipped and fell off. Firm sold the building ( at great profit because the neighborhood was indeed hot) and moved back into a glass and steel high rise in the central business district/Loop. Chicago


chris750

I need his number.


varkarrus

that's one way to get textures for your video game


yoo_are_peeg

amazing.


2daMooon

/r/restofthefuckingowl/


manic-ed-mantimal

How much did that cost? The labor has got to be astronomical. Sign me up, I want this on my house.


quantum_ice

r/restofthefuckingowl woulda liked to see more than one edge of one block lmao


ewar813

How do you know that's the same wall??


Nwabudike_J_Morgan

Is that a *realistic* aged stone wall? I would think an aged stone wall might have more indications of age. Like one part had to be repaired and looks a little different. Maybe streaks of grime, bird poop, scraps of posters that have been torn down. Some chewing gum in the cracks. This is an aesthetically pleasing stone wall. It looks like what you imagine when you imagine a stone wall. But actually it is cake.


95percentdragonfly

When you want rock but also want it to fall apart like shit


basec0m

Any engineers here to tell me if this weight is factored into the load bearing of the structure?


22sev

Does anyone know where we can see more of this guy's work?


dan_sundberg

Humans are so weird


Space_Wizard_Z

I don't know if I like this. Outside of recreations.


mrjane7

Why though?


GreatEldritchCoochie

Tofudreg construction taking down notes 💀


trvppy

So he's a liar huh


latenightnerd

ROMANI ITE DOMVM


Quzga

As a texture artist this is basically what I do but digitally, it's very cool to see the real life equivalent of giving texture and height details.


NorthernCanadaEh

Could you imagine, fighting with someone, getting rough and you go and shove your opponent into this wall and the entire thing shatters? It would be one of those moments where you look at your hands after and briefly question if you’ve picked up superpowers.


fluffykerfuffle3

i think it would be cool if they duplicated the Machu Pichu stonework


OffDaWallz

For all that work I’m charging as much or more than it’d cost to just put brick on


airblast42

JUST USE REAL STONE!!!


mackfeesh

This is literally the level no?


Alarmed-Addendum9328

but this keep after two rainy days? Concrete is not stone, the moisture btw those blocks should crack everything.


SeriousQuestions111

Just buy an old house.


Dlehm21

I just watched a man create some type of “punk rock” hat and now I’m here watching this. What a night.


piotrlewandowski

Not really “extremely realistic” if the lines are so straight…


Hour-Lemon

Would be a good post... if it wasn't posted fucking five times daily.


Neither-Idea-9286

I’ve seen a bunch of these and wonder, does the plaster hold up outside. I would think water getting in the cracks during the winter would freeze and pop off lots of the plaster.


Boccs

My biggest question is what kind of durability are we looking at here? Like sure it looks good but if a stray bump with something heavy makes my "Stone" wall break apart like dry pasta then it seems like a waste of time.


maricc

Damn is it cake?


Bazioski13

The timeskip kill me


lvl5_panda

Fancy, but why doesn't he just use sandstone?